[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Holy Roman Empire

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The three-star variety show FallinLovewithYou aired for an hour, and before one of the protagonists showed up, the plot had already gone awry.

When the live broadcast started, the camera zoomed in——

Reagan's blond curly hair glistened in the sun. He wore sunglasses, high heels, and a long red dress. He stepped out of the car, raised his chin slightly, and glanced haughtily at the camera, "Am I—arrogant?"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly burst into laughter, which sounded extraordinarily bold.

A crow flew by in the barrage.

Goddess, please don't hide

Goddess, please don't collapse

Goddess, please suppress your nature

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"Ah, I'm sorry to disappoint you. If you want to see Adam's script, wait for me to make a movie. The script prepared by the program team is 'Pride and Prejudice'"

"Yes, the arrogance of the West and the prejudice against the East"

"Of course, I don't admit it's prejudice, I hate yellow people"

"why?"

"Political pressure"

"Dehumanization"

"Ugly looking"

"cowardice"

"behind"

"poor"

"Well, I like money - insert an advertisement - if the donor is interested, you can contact me, you know"

"Now, I'm going to find that yellow man"

"Actually, I haven't read this script at all"

"why?"

"Ah, because I can't stand it at all."

"You even drew so many characters that you can't understand at all, the name of the bus station? What the hell, how do you guess that?" Reagan took the task card, "Is it so difficult from the beginning? Tsk tsk, didn't you say that I am an entertainment circle? Typical 'blonde dumb girl' with 'big boobs and no brains' - is it really that hard for me?"

After 10 minutes, Reagan, who was out of her mind, finally ended the dilemma of headless flies, because she finally found one in Times Square—Iron Meow.

The little cat with a metallic color is walking around her feet like a human being, and quietly put a paw on her foot, raised her head and meowed softly, Reagan, a cat slave with allergies to fur, was cute Feeling trembling, she knelt down, held the cat's paw, and—

There is a dazzling diamond ring in the palm of his hand.

At that moment, all the advertising screens in Times Square switched to the live broadcast of LOVE, with the only heroine on the screen.

And from the crowd 30 meters away, a man slowly walked out, holding the remote control of the mech in his hand, before he could speak, cheers erupted from the crowd——

"Ah - it's Gambit's captain Richard!"

"Gambit! Gambit! Gambit!"

"Richard! I love you—"

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"Reagan," Richard walked forward with a smile. Behind the cold glasses, there was a gentle and affectionate look in his eyes. He handed her the remote control in his hand and knelt down on one knee, "You know, for me, Mecha is my whole life. I have spent so much time drawing on mecha in the past that I ignored you, I am sorry for that. Now, I hand over the remote control of my life to you, and I am willing to listen to you from now on Yeah, so let's get back together—"

"Marry him!"

"Marry him!!"

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But at this moment, as soon as Richard appeared, the director was anxious and angry, and blurted out, "Fuck! Fuck! The marriage proposal came to me! Marriage proposal, damn it, I curse you to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, shit, what do you do next? Without a female guest, let the whole world watch the joke of the yellow race! Invite the yellow race to our show, and then - humiliate him severely - is this something done by a Samsung variety show? Yes - that What about the yellow race?"

"Lost, lost contact"

"Where's the camera following him? Call the camera, call now!"

"Yeah, also lost contact"

"Horse! Le! Go! Bi!'s!"

"...Director, Eva's phone—"

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During the live broadcast of the diplomatic dispute that will be triggered by the accident, the camera closes up Reagan's sexy red lips at this time, evoking a blank arc, "Is this meow given to me?"

She took Meow's remote control as well.

"Ah."

"Oh, thank you."

"Tell me - what's your answer"

Reagan hugged the cat, lowered her head and lowered her eyes to hide the anger in her eyes. She used her limited IQ to think about how to get rid of such an embarrassing situation with goosebumps all over her body. Finally, she held her head up high and smiled and gave her Answer: "I like this cat very much, but I'm sorry, I can't accept it."

She hates Asians and doesn't like yellow people, but that doesn't mean she has no political knowledge at all.

She has worked her way up to her current position, but she can't see clearly the situation where she is being used as a gun at this moment.

FUCKOFF! SONO OF BITCH! ! !

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Richard's eyes became gloomy, his hands clenched tightly, the veins on the back of his hands bulged, and he smiled wryly, "But I love you, you still have feelings for me, don't you?"

Reagan secretly pinched himself, but tears could not be pinched from his eyes, "I did it to you too—

Her view on love: She likes to go to bed without confessing, and to leave without apologizing after breaking up.

How the hell would I still love you if we've already broken up.

They are all adults, who would be so naive.

"Hahahaha, I was almost deceived—" Reagan suddenly changed his tone, very cheerful, "So this time LOVE, my male guest is you, even I was deceived! The script of this marriage proposal Who wrote it, huh? I announce that I agree to your marriage proposal, honey, are we going to find another newlywed couple now?"

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On the other side, Shi Kuang had a headache.

From the first sight, from the so-called love at first sight, he felt the great power of sugar-coated cannonballs from capitalism—sweet, clingy, good-looking, extremely friendly, not playing cards according to routines, and good at mental attacks , especially disturbing the mind, inadvertently disintegrating our defense line, the risk factor is extremely high.

He deeply felt that this task was extremely difficult and extremely tricky.

It's okay for women, and they can be fooled with knowledge and interest, but this sugar-coated cannonball doesn't seem to be simple-on the surface, it looks like a tall man without a brain, immature, and a little silly, but in essence Maybe it's the eyeliner placed by the western enemy forces to monitor his actions?

Although, this eyeliner looks too childlike.In China, such a big one can't be called a child at all. If he is seventeen or eighteen years old, if he was in the army, he would have been honed to be as hard as a rock. Like a piece of white paper.

Enemy agents acting like blank sheets of paper?

Ultimately, he came to the conclusion:

This person is dangerous.

trouble! !

withdraw!

He was thinking about how to leave as soon as possible without destroying the diplomatic relations between the two countries. The show was unreliable, but he was not in a hurry to return to China, and he still needed to stay for a while.Just looking at the view of the city, compared with the modernized West, the closed East has fallen far behind.These are two completely different worlds. People here have time to toss about seemingly boring things because they don't have to worry about food and clothing, and only then do they have the mind to pursue things that are not related to livelihood.

He calculated in his mind, rubbed his temples, and looked out of the window. Out of the vigilance of a soldier, he remembered the roadside buildings, signs, unfamiliar faces, and the route of the bus, even if he didn't look out the window. , Also unconsciously remember the direction, speed and time of the car turning, the number of traffic lights, the volume of the moving car, and the surrounding sounds.

He thought about what happened just now, and when he had nothing to say, he said casually, "The bus turned a corner just now?"

Did he remember it wrong?

"No"

"..."

"But from the perspective of the camera, the audience can't see the bus turning. I just need to show the bus turning."

"..."

"Did I act naturally?"

"..."

"Hey, what about the camera, shouldn't the camera follow you?"

"Follow me?" Shi Kuang's eyes changed slightly, and he said uncertainly, "That white man who has been following me and spraying shit all the time? I knocked him out and threw him into the trash."

Truman opened his mouth, but finally swallowed the words in his mouth.

Daughter-in-law also wants to save face.

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"It's not my fault." Shi Kuang was a little irritable and wanted to smoke a cigarette, but he held back and began to evaluate the seriousness of the incident in his mind, "I gave him a chance to explain, but he said a lot Heap - I don't understand it, but I know it's hard to hear - oh, and I heard a SHIT!"

Truman: "..."

Daughter-in-law, it seems that English is not very good

And if you don't understand English, what if you hit someone?

If I can't speak Chinese, will my wife knock me out and throw it in the trash?

I feel totally overwhelmed

thanks old urchin

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Adam stared at the text on the radish translator with a slow reaction, and laughed after reading it: "That camera must have a Pittsburgh accent! For ten years, it has been defending the top of the list of the 'worst accent' in the empire. The noise that makes people want to move their hands!! Well done!"

Truman grabbed Shi Kuang's wrist, "It's not your fault! Well done!!"

How could this be the daughter-in-law's fault?

Why did he hesitate just now because he couldn't fight?

Shi Kuang was suddenly grabbed by someone's wrist. After all, it was a vital part of his body. The instinct of the arm to be vigilant and defensive, he clasped the opponent's wrist backwards like a conditioned reflex, and restrained him with his backhand—but strangely, he didn't use too much force—— — Realizing this, he became irritable again, dissatisfied with his own reactions.

Inadvertently met those shining eyes again, feeling the temperature of skin contact, Shi Kuang became irritable again, he threw his arm away casually, looked out of the window, and stretched out his hand to tug at the collar of his shirt, Three buttons were torn open.

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Truman sat pretending to be reserved, a little restless.

Daughter-in-law pulling clothes looks sexy

But why does it feel like a fight

I can't do it at all

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"Silly Baitian, are you being too reserved and scaring him?" Adam sincerely suggested, "Oriental people don't believe in love at first sight, you can be more reserved and well-behaved, he still doesn't know who you are, why don't you Would you like to introduce your name first? Remember, be reserved and not too direct!"

Truman hung his head and fell into deep self-reflection.

Did it really scare the daughter-in-law?

To be reserved?

Don't be too direct?

With a flash of inspiration, Truman took out a sketchbook and a pen from his backpack. His hands were fast, and he wrote down five lines of numbers in a flash:

110011000001101111101110100011

2012122220011110100

3223130030101

30133456455

3aa275374

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?

Then--

Truman first smiled with big white teeth, and then instantly turned into a toothless smile, drooping eyelashes, and introduced himself very subtly, "According to the law, line No.11 is my name."

Adam:! ! !

The author has something to say:

This rule is obvious. According to the rule, the 11th row is deduced. The numbers in each row are equal, which happens to be a few letters of Truman (actually a number). Truman’s name is not Morse code, nor is it a password.