[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Holy Roman Empire

Two o'clock in the afternoon

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The 15-year-old Adam once again served as the host of the variety show live broadcast. Fans rushed to tell each other that two years later, his idol finally couldn't suppress the nature of the bear child, and couldn't control his bear paws. He burst into tears after being elated full face.

After two years, once he showed up, the barrage exploded in an instant:

Adam, don't be shy, this is a show invested by your sister

Adam, don't be shy, think about the [-]-ban vest that you haven't covered yet

Adam, don't be shy, what do you think about playing Metamorphosis next door?

"Of course I know that this is a program invested by my sister. Don't make trouble. I'm an authentic way to bring money into the group. It's completely reasonable and legal. Besides, I'm no longer the Adam I was back then. If the program group didn't invite me to come, how could I Come on. Closer to home, all the filming work for this episode will be done by the facial recognition unmanned camera sponsored by SirLaurence—damn it! The logo of their StarTrek team is even printed on the drone. Laurence, a profiteer, is really trying to promote them by any means Team..."

Barrage:

I knew it, Adam was going to hack us Laurence again

╮(╯▽╰)╭What can we do, we are helpless

Make it as if the drone can take pictures of your own logo

Hahaha, if you don’t tell us about the logo of the drone, we won’t be able to see it at all.

Black to the depths of natural love, I know you are deliberately giving us the Amway StarTrek team

We ate this bite of Amway

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"Next, I would like to grandly introduce the guests of the show. Oh, UAV No. [-] has found its mission target and recognized the face of Reagan. Although Reagan's gossip has never been broken, this face She really has an impeccable western beauty face, and she is worthy of being a very valuable beauty in the circle of gold masters."

"We saw that the No. [-] drone also found its mission target—look, this is Richard, the captain of the Gambit team—not short-sighted but wears glasses. Elites, join in the fun and go to variety shows to perform high-intelligence businessmen, but in fact, well, IQ is really passable, but financial quotient is appallingly low. They can be called the scum of the investment world, and the disaster star of the money master world. One, if you want to say that the star that he has unfortunately spent money on, the only one who has not collapsed is our low IQ and high EQ Reagan. Richard is also an extreme racist, although he rarely admits it, he also said I'll imitate his tone and tell you—"

"I hate two kinds of people: one is racist; the other is black; the third is illiterate!"

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The barrage was stupid at first, and after a silence, it finally exploded on the spot slowly:

FUCK!It turned out to be our Gambit head!

Hahahaha, such an incisive sentence is definitely not what our Richard said

666 I was so convinced by this wave of revelations

Adam, are you ready to bear the wrath of Team Gambit?

Sure enough, Adam is true love for us Laurence

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"Look, the coffee shop is quite emotional. Looking at the camera, we found that Richard, a playboy, started to pick up Reagan beauty again, tsk tsk, these two masters in love, I really can't tell who fell first - now I I want to release the first task for them, well, if you like this pair, please continue to pay attention to the No. [-] live broadcast room."

Barrage:

Don't scold, don't scold, no matter how fierce you scold, you can't compare with Gambit's team.

Hahahaha, the other four members of the Gambit team also blackmailed their captain

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be true—"The scum of the investment world, the disaster star of the gold master world"

No wonder Gambit's youngest Bryce has been so worried about the team's financial situation, the captain is too tough, what can he do, he is also very helpless

Is it really okay for you to be such a black captain on Twitter? Are you not afraid of being retaliated against?

I have always believed in Richard's elite personality, I am so naive

Ahhhhhhhhhh, it turns out that the most annoying person in our Gambit is Captain Richard!

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"Now, we have to follow Drone No. [-] to find the next guest. Speaking of this season of LOVE, we actually invited five pairs of guests. Of course, due to limited funds, we chose to cooperate with another Samsung Variety Show Linked to the wedding special, have you guessed which variety show it is?"

Barrage:

Could it be the Metamorphosis next door?

Adam promise me, please spare Metamorphosis this time

Metamorphosis: We will not carry this blame

What is Metamorphosis?

Metamorphosis is the Samsung variety show that was hacked by Adam

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"Let me tell you, the joint variety show includes your favorite Grace Van Persie, the royal princess of our empire, the mech master of the A-level team Blood Syndicate, and the supermodel Leslie Gilbert. Have you guessed which variety show it is? Now, our No. [-] The drone is getting closer and closer to the target, ah, wait, what's going on—"

Suddenly, heart-piercing cries sounded.As the drone lens zoomed in, it turned out to be a white male wearing a hooded top, hunched over, and wearing a black mask. He suddenly jumped out and covered the mouth and nose of a little black boy with a towel, trying to hug him away.

What is even more chilling is that, in such a lively street, with people coming and going, none of them stepped forward when they heard the boy's shout.A couple with a young child in their arms witnessed the incident at a distance of less than ten meters. They just stood there in a daze, watching the two move away, and did not plan to call the police.Some people even whispered to remind their companions, "What to look at, don't look!"

Barrage:

This is—accidental witnessing a crime?

SHIT!Someone actually kidnapped a child on the street! !

It's so frustrating that no one came forward

Is there no one to save that black kid?

Blame him for having the wrong skin color

Criminal Minds shows that kidnapped children will die if they are not rescued within 24 hours. After all, it is a human life, so call the police

The upstairs is so funny, which killer can bear to be tortured by a child 24 children, let alone an ugly black child

After all, he is just a black man, but should the people being photographed be covered with mosaics, so that exposing the privacy of white people is not illegal?

I think it’s better to call the police, black children are sold and no one wants them, and they will be interrupted by crazy animals to beg on the street, and the black boy is quite cute

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"Don't call the police yet, something is wrong," Adam analyzed in a deep voice, "How could a normal kidnapper pick up a child and run wildly in the downtown area? Shooting, such a busy city street is also the hardest-hit area of ​​surveillance. I can only admire his IQ and courage when he chooses to commit crimes here. The only possibility should be just a boring and childish street experiment—"

It seems to be to verify Adam's guess. With the shooting from the angle of the drone, everyone saw that the robber who kidnapped the child stopped. He put the child on the ground and took off the mask, revealing a picture Forty years old, a gentle face with vicissitudes.

"Let me just say that anyone with a normal IQ can see that this is just an experiment of moral kidnapping. The reason why the passers-by on the street didn't respond was because the incident was so sudden and frightened, and the second was because They probably figured out that it wasn't a real kidnapping. The shows didn't—"

Before Adam finished speaking, he stopped abruptly, and because of the sudden change, he froze in place dumbfounded.

It seems that people with abnormal IQs really appeared.

This man is so cruel.

A fist suddenly came into the camera, and the "robber" immediately took a step back in shock, moved his eyebrows, and then quickly counterattacked, trying to catch the fatal blow, but the opponent was too strong and grabbed him With a crisp "click", his arm was broken in the opposite direction, and at the same time, his feet kicked and broke his knee joint neatly.

Everyone could clearly hear the painful wailing of the "robber". It was the sound of bones being broken alive.

Then Adam saw the perpetrator's face: "..."

Damn, why is the oriental beauty so cruel!

The drone issued a prompt sound: "The No. [-] drone has successfully recognized the face, and the subject of the shooting has been determined."

The staff responsible for the covert filming of the street experiment finally stood up, inspected the injury with righteous indignation, glared at the yellow man who "could do what is right" and called an ambulance.

Barrage:

This, this is the most brutal act of justice I've ever seen

I heard that scream just now, my back was chilly, and now I touched it, it was full of sweat

I know that white man, he has been a martial artist, he has acted in many villains, he is a taekwondo black belt nine-dan master, why, why is he completely powerless to fight back?

Is this the legendary oriental kung fu? Isn't it a little too cruel?

There are such powerful yellow people

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa

The kick of my long-legged handsome guy hit my heart, begging to be ravaged, begged to be whipped

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"I think this should be a misunderstanding. Our guests from the mysterious East are not aware of some boring and meaningless street experiments on kidnapping children. Yes, these programs are completely meaningless. Anyone with a normal IQ will It can be seen..." Adam coughed and tried to change the subject, "Well, let's welcome the guests who came from afar in this episode. Considering the possible language barriers, the real-time translation of the barrage in this live broadcast The technical support will be sponsored by Roberto, the captain of the WOLF team, you deserve to have the carrot head translator!"

Barrage:

Adam, you mean your sister hired such a vicious yellow guy

Adam, you mean this yellow man's IQ is not normal

Adam, do you dare to say that you are not afraid of being beaten?

Adam, has your boss agreed to such a rude and forced placement of your team's advertisement?

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After listening to the staff's explanation, Shi Kuang still frowned, as if he was not satisfied with this absurd conclusion, "Call the police."

Truman froze on the spot stupidly.

What if the daughter-in-law asked the police to call the police?

But this seems to be just a show.

"Or let's take him to the hospital first."

Truman didn't dare to look at the misery of the other party being tortured at all, but looked at his wife pitifully.

"I can't die," Shi Kuang insisted stubbornly, with a cold expression on his face, "I said, call the police!"

"Or put him—"

"You do not trust me?"

Facing his wife's trump card, Truman's IQ was completely offline. He immediately took out his mobile phone and tried to call the police station, but - the line was busy.

The staff of the street experiment suppressed their anger and negotiated with the two yellow men, "As you can see, our team is only conducting a street experiment of 'kidnapping children', and this wounded patient who acts as a 'robber' is just us. hired staff."

In order to pamper his wife, Truman harassed the program crew against his conscience, "How do we know that you are a legitimate TV program recording team, or an organized and premeditated criminal gang that kidnaps children. Don't show me your ID, this kind of fake ID I can give you P ten cards in one minute."

The street experiment program group who just prepared to show their credentials: ...

There is a sentence of FUCK, I don't know if I should say it or not!

Barrage:

It turns out that yellow people are so rigid and stubborn

They said they were recording a variety show, but they still wanted to call the police

No way, the country folks from the east have never seen these variety shows

You, have you noticed——that yellow man has a super good figure, and he looks too good-looking, right?

Ahhhh, my blood gauge is empty, how can I be so handsome!so good

Long legs, uncle with long legs is so handsome

I already feel the strong hormones are flooding me

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Adam was also distracted by the barrage, "Yes, he can conquer the beauty of me and my sister at the same time, how could he be inferior in skill? The good-looking Asian next to him is the chef of our WOLF team, etc. Next, I will issue the first mission to them."

Truman dialed the police number, explained the situation to the police, and explained the time and place, "When we were recording the program, we discovered a group of gangs who tried to kidnap children—"

"It's not just an attempted kidnapping, it's a murder," Shi Kuang interrupted his narration, a pair of dark eyes were deep and sharp, as unfathomable as a black hole, and his cold eyes fell on the person on the ground again - the person who was tortured by pain The middle-aged man who roared and wailed but looked excited, "And it's torture."

With a bang, the phone fell to the ground.

Only then did Truman turn his eyes to the man on the ground, and when he saw the excitement in his eyes clearly, there was a buzzing in his ears, as if he couldn't hear anything clearly, the blood in his whole body seemed to be congealed, a vague, Terrible fear swept over his whole body like a cold ghost, his whole body was trembling and cold, his face was paper-like, and he stood there with sluggish eyes.

The author has something to say:

1. Feeling the resentment in the comments, we are sure that this world will not be abused, so this is not the prequel of Xinkeng, because Xinkeng is the whole world that requires two people to get back together. Since it is a reunion, the end of the prequel is actually growing slowly Truman got up and said to Shi Kuang, "Let's break up", er, so this is not a prequel, we happily HE.

2. About barrage.I originally wanted to write about racial discrimination in this story (for HE, I didn’t deliberately write about it), but the background tone has already been set. More than 90% of the barrage is definitely not good, and it is unfriendly to people of yellow race. If you write it, the atmosphere will be rendered very depressing. Since you want to write a sweet and cheerful article, um, so, Adam has the ability to ignore most bad bullets, and the bullets are all cursing. very strange.

3. Because this story seems to be very long, let’s just write three variety shows. Some cuties have said that they want to watch Star Detective, but I personally feel that the story of Star Detective is more important than reasoning. It is a bit difficult for us to link variety shows here. The escape room is not long, maybe a few chapters, very short, you can skip it if you don’t like it, of course, I try not to let Truman come out of the room in 6 minutes.