[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Adam sighed again, "The idiot of our WOLF team is not an opponent at all. I can only watch him foolishly send himself up, to his mouth, let you tease, let you pick."

Barrage:

It's blood on the face

It's so sweet that the girl's heart of the old man is about to explode

The voice of the handsome guy is so explosive, it's not worth your life to seduce people

The group favorite of our WOLF, the blushing appearance is simply too cute

……

Truman's car finally started.

Although he was ultimately unsure which foot was the left and which was the right, and which was the brake and which was the accelerator, none of that mattered because he chose to engage the autopilot system.

In fact, as long as Truman doesn't have nothing to do, there will be no problem with driving.

The novice driver who is driving for the first time is finally on the road.

The automatic driving speed is set at twenty miles.

When the engine started, Truman's bright eyes were full of excitement and joy, "I, I can finally drive—"

With encouragement in his eyes, Shi Kuang said with a smile, "Well, our Truman is really powerful."

Truman lowered his head in embarrassment, "It's not very powerful."

Shi Kuang thought he was extremely cute, and couldn't help laughing out loud, but he didn't dare to really relax, and was always ready to save the situation.

……

To everyone's surprise, this car with a speed of only [-] mph really drove very steadily.

Well, because it was stopped by the traffic police not long after it set off.

In the night, under the street lights, the special car with tail number 520, a gift from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, stopped.

The serious-looking beautiful traffic policeman knocked hard on the car window. Truman was startled, and it took him a long time to roll down the window, "Yes, what's the matter?"

The beautiful traffic policeman glanced at her, and said in a bad tone, "Why is your face so red, have you been drinking?"

"No, no drink."

"——What are you nervous about?"

Truman, who was nervous as soon as he touched the steering wheel: ...

The beautiful traffic policeman, who enforced the law impartially, scolded angrily, "Look at what I'm doing—the beauty trick doesn't work for me! You can tell if you're drinking or not, just blow it off."

The breathalyzer has been handed over.

Being upright is not afraid of crooked shadows, being fair and at ease.

The cowhide that concerns facts and justice must be blown up.

Truman took a deep breath, blew it hard, and—

The red warning light of the alcohol tester flickered, and the ear-piercing prompt sounded, "Your alcohol content exceeds the limit. Drunk driving, drunk driving, and mechs have turned into tofu. Drunk driving, you will soon become history. Stay away from drunk driving and go home safely. ..."

Truman looked confused, staring at the warning light in disbelief, "I, am I drinking?"

"It seems that I'm quite drunk, and I don't even remember whether I drank or not," the beautiful traffic policeman snorted, "The car will be impounded to the traffic police brigade first, and drunk driving will not be under the control of the traffic police. This is going to jail, people. Come down and walk with us to the police station! You are blinded by such a face, dare to drink and even dare to drive, do you really think that our traffic police are just a show?"

Shi Kuang couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed so hard that he rolled forward and backward.

Truman's face turned even redder, ashamed and indignant, he dug a hole and wanted to bury himself.

He was ridiculed by his wife.

He was ridiculed by his wife when he drove the car for the first time.

……

"Hahahaha, it's so embarrassing," Adam laughed mercilessly, "Silly Baitian, you blush so easily, you say you blush because you are in love, will the traffic police believe you, you say you blush because of a relationship?" Drunk in love, will the traffic police believe it, no—even I won’t believe it.”

Barrage:

I don't believe it either!

Hahahahaha it's heartbreaking

I have fallen in love with this beautiful traffic policeman, please issue a ticket

Come, come, understand the laws of the empire: Anyone with a blood alcohol content of more than 0.05% is considered to be drunk driving, and his driver's license will be revoked for one year, a fine of 2500-4000 will be imposed, and he will be imprisoned for six months.If the offense is repeated, the penalty will be doubled.If drunk driving causes life injury, it will most likely be sentenced to death.Stay away from drunk driving and cherish life.

Police Department: welcome again

Just came out of the police station, you guys are going in again

So, for the next LOVE filming, are you going to spend it in prison?

I feel like the chief of police is going to cry again

Chief of Police: I just asked you to go away crying, why are you here again! !

……

So, the police station had just sent away an evil god, and welcomed this evil god again.

The traffic police brigade also impounded the car with the tail number 520, which symbolizes the friendship between the two countries. The police chief who had just been scolded by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs beat his chest and stamped his feet. .

The director hinted earnestly, "This car cannot be impounded. It belongs to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Do you understand me?"

"Know what!"

"..."

The beautiful traffic policeman who did not bow to the power sneered, "What about the cars of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? The royal family is also fined for drunkenness. Director, are you not guilty of saying such things? Doesn't your conscience ache? Every year, [-] people die in the morgue because of drunk driving. Get to know the corpse, aren’t you afraid that there are so many souls who will haunt you? Can you sleep at night with so many souls!”

Director: ...

Truman couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Smile!" The beautiful traffic policeman came up with a violent temper, "You are still smiling when you are drunk driving! More than one-third of the deaths in car accidents are related to drunk driving. You are still smiling, are you dying?"

The redness on Truman's face had faded long ago, and with a fair face, he explained seriously, "I really didn't drink."

"Do you think I'll believe you?" The beautiful traffic policeman sneered, "Only you drive around at night at [-] mph, and you still say you haven't been drinking?"

Truman, driving cautiously on the road for the first time: ...

Shi Kuang, who had watched the excitement, explained with a smile, "It is true that he did not drink alcohol. This is the drone of the LOVE show. They can all testify. It was the first time he was on the road, so he drove slowly. You can give him a new one." Test again, he is not blushing now, and the situation just now should not happen again."

Barrage:

no we didn't see anything

Beautiful traffic policeman, he drank, he really drank

He really drank a lot, he was so drunk, his face was red

Does blushing also affect the breathalyzer?This kind of physique hahahaha laughed

Beautiful sister, how about adding a twitter

……

Perhaps because of Shi Kuang's more stable temperament and deceptive appearance, the beautiful traffic policeman began to hesitate. She took out the alcohol tester again and handed it to Truman's lips.

Truman held his breath, as if facing a formidable enemy, he was so nervous that he didn't dare to show his breath.

Shi Kuang stared at Trumen, his deep eyes seemed hypnotic, trying to comfort him, "Don't be nervous, just take a breath."

Being stared at by his wife, Truman really forgot to be nervous, he forgot the existence of the alcohol tester, he even forgot how to breathe, at this moment, only this person remained in his eyes, this made him A person with a beating heart and a distracted mind, he felt that his brain was a little lack of oxygen, maybe out of the instinct to survive, he avoided the gaze of those eyes, his eyelashes drooped and began to tremble again, and then his ears turned red again, gradually burning On the cheeks, the originally fair skin was now bleeding red again.

Shi Kuang: ...

Adam: ...

Barrage:

Suddenly had a very bad premonition

Fear that the breathalyzer will explode in place because someone spontaneously combusts

I feel completely useless. What should I do?

Hypoxic anaerobic respiration produces alcohol?Is this plant essence?

Hahahaha so cute

ah ah ah ah ah cute dead

……

The breathalyzer was put back on the table.

Shi Kuang rubbed Trumen's red cheeks, "We've got an accident, be good, it's okay, we won't drive in the future."

"Oh my god, so—" the beautiful traffic policeman was amazed, her eyes widened, and she looked at Shi Kuang in disbelief, "He's not so drunk, he's so drunk!"

Barrage:

He is not drunk, he is drunk with you! !

Beautiful traffic policeman: I just tested for drunk driving, how did I become a single abuser?

Beautiful traffic police don’t cry, come to me for a hug, I’ll lend you my shoulder

Ah, ah, is it really so sweet?

Singles feel hit

I also want a guy who doesn't get drunk and only gets me drunk

Alcohol is not drunk, everyone is drunk, beautiful traffic police, I see you now, I am also drunk

……

"You are very loving, I wish you all." After finishing speaking, she stretched out her hand towards Shi Kuang, "Take care of your big baby, he loves you very much, he is so cute, he really wants to be kissed by the way he blushes He, you will be happy."

Shi Kuang froze for a moment, smiled and stretched out his hand, "Well, thank you."

Truman blushed, held his daughter-in-law's hand, and interlocked his fingers quietly.

……

After leaving the police station, Truman lowered his head and said to his wife, "Am I so stupid that I can't even drive properly."

Shi Kuang held his hand tightly, and stroked the back of his hand soothingly with his fingertips, "No, you are very smart."

"I've tested my IQ. Although it's only 180, it's still higher than the average person. Don't dislike me."

"Well, I don't dislike it."

"I like to hold your hand in front of everyone."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

"Do you like me?"

"what do you say"

"Are you feeling uneasy?"

"Why do you ask"

"Actually, you don't have to feel uneasy. Even if you have to leave here after the show, even if you don't like me after returning to China, or you can't like me anymore, don't feel uneasy. I like you, even if I like you all my life, that's just I admire you for your ability. So, I beg you, don't be upset, okay?"

Truman was so nervous that he seemed to be waiting for the verdict, but Shi Kuang remained silent.

Under the dim streetlights, he couldn't see his expression at all, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but the hands of the two intertwined were tightened.

Truman suddenly felt very wronged, he decided not to shake hands with his wife, and immediately regretted it after breaking away from her, but he still raised his chin nonchalantly, arrogant and precious, bluffing, " Hmph, don't be complacent, even if I like you now, I don't think you really have the ability to make me like you forever."

Behind Trumen, Shi Kuang suddenly smiled and said, "Well, I am indeed not as capable as you."

The author has something to say:

In order not to affect the reading experience, the author's long nonsense in the previous chapter will be destroyed after reading it here. Unfortunately, the cute little one I saw can only admit that I am unlucky.

To make up for you, we're driving in this chapter, and yes, Truman is on the road.