[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

The presidential suite of the Lancaster Hotel not only has a luxurious kitchen, but also prepares various ingredients for Truman in the kitchen.

Truman is wearing a T-shirt of the WOLF team and a pink apron (actually a special apron for the hotel), with superb cooking skills, exquisite and beautiful dishes, and his silly and sweet home attributes are fully exposed.

After six dishes were served, Truman asked, "Do you know the names of these dishes?"

"Is this assorted vegetables?" Shi Kuang guessed as he looked at the brightly colored stir-fried vegetables.

"No, it's called Tianxian match."

"..."

"You guess this again?"

Shi Kuang looked at the honey-flavored chicken wings, and followed his brain circuit to guess, "Flying together?"

"Yeah! Almost, wishing to be a lovebird in the sky," Truman pointed to the vegetable and asked with a blushing face, "What about this one?"

Shi Kuang looked at the two carved flowers dotted beside the green vegetable, "Connect the branches and flowers?"

“Then this lousy fish fillet”

"Acquainted with each other?"

“This oyster mushroom pine meat”

"Accompanied by white hair?"

"this"

"Have a heart?"

"Well, we really have a good understanding."

"..."

"I said that I like you, it is my heart, these dishes are also my heart, do you understand? I like you, I like you the most in the whole world, how about you?" Truman's eyes became very Seriously, "—I, I actually know you like me, but I still want to hear from you"

Shi Kuang looked at Trumen who was wearing an apron. At this moment, he was blushing and staring at him with piercing eyes, and suddenly he felt a sense of peace of mind.He thought, it would be nice if he could settle down like this for the rest of his life.

"You, know who I am?"

"I know, you are my daughter-in-law and my Mr. Beauty"

"..."

"I know your name. Adam told me before. Your name is Shi Kuang, and your name is Ziye. It's the most beautiful name in the world."

"I want to talk about my experience. I am an orphan and a soldier. I only have a country but no home. I have been on the battlefield and killed many people."

"A lot of people, who are they"

"There are bad people in a certain sense, and there are good people in the true sense. There are white people, black people, but more people of the yellow race. I have killed many people, and there is blood on them. Are you afraid?"

"Although I am afraid of blood, if you bleed, I will not be afraid, I will only feel distressed. I am not sure if I will faint, but I am sure I am not afraid of you, I am only afraid that you will not like it I, so," Truman asked cautiously, "do you like me?"

"For a long time in the past, I never thought about what peace of mind is, but when I saw you cooking in an apron just now, I suddenly had an answer."

Truman's heart beat faster and faster, "Is that answer me?"

"What do you say?"

"If it's me, I'll kiss you, if not, I'll kiss you forcefully, are you afraid?"

"..."

Truman leaned over and got closer. He felt that his heartbeat was obviously out of control. He was very nervous and excited now, his whole body seemed to be on fire, and it was abnormally hot.Slowly, when he was about to touch his temperature, his breathing became scorching hot, he forgot to think, his Adam's apple slid up and down, his eyes darkened a little, and instinctively, he kissed his lips gently...

When the lips touch each other, it's as sweet as soft candy.

Shi Kuang stretched out his hand and pulled Trumen into his arms, his deep eyes were full of burning light, and he rubbed his dry lips against his blood-red ears, making people tremble, "I want to kiss you too , are you afraid, huh?"

"I, I'm not afraid," Truman was so nervous that he set off fireworks in a bright mood, his eyes were full of burning affection, he pressed his body closer to his wife's chest, and sneaked into the bath with his hands. inside the robe...

……

"Daughter-in-law... uncomfortable"

"Where is the pain?"

"Here, it hurts so hard - daughter-in-law, help, help me"

"..."

"Daughter-in-law, I like you so much that it hurts every time you come here, ah, daughter-in-law..."

"Don't be so yelling!"

"Daughter-in-law... your hands are so beautiful"

……

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The meal was finally finished.

At the age of 17, the stupid Truman who finally lost his virginity in the hands of his daughter-in-law, and after being molested by his daughter-in-law, he was dizzy and a little silly at the moment. He hugged his daughter-in-law's waist and refused to let go .

When the daughter-in-law eats, he wants to hold her;

When the daughter-in-law washes the dishes, he wants to hold her;

He still hugs his daughter-in-law while she is watching TV.

Shi Kuang ravaged the hair on his head helplessly, "I'll go to the balcony to smoke a cigarette"

Truman hugged his wife's waist and did not let go, "Daughter-in-law, I will accompany you"

Shi Kuang glanced at his watch, "Go take a shower first."

Truman saw his wife's watch and wondered if he should ask.

No one, he thought, wore a bathrobe and a watch.

"This watch is quite nice."

"nice?"

"I mean, this watch, ordinary people should not be able to make it"

"what do you want to say"

Truman immediately realized that his daughter-in-law's expression was wrong, and quickly explained, "I just asked casually, I didn't want to test anything."

"It sounds like there is no silver 300 taels here." Shi Kuang's face darkened, his eyebrows frowned slightly, and he was actually teasing him, "Tell me, who sent you here, what do you want to test?"

When Shi Kuang lowered his face, he inadvertently carried a kind of solemnity unique to a soldier, with a faint murderous aura hidden in it. His aura was a bit bluffing, and it frightened Truman all at once.

"I, I didn't, I didn't spy on you"

"Oh, so you came to spy on me"

"No, no," Truman said anxiously, "I don't have any."

"You said you liked me, but also to monitor me?"

"No!" Truman was a little anxious.

Why does the daughter-in-law think so.

Yes, according to imperial law, the government has the right to monitor, monitor and monitor foreigners.

What's more, the identity of the daughter-in-law is really special.

Deliberately putting him in front of the live broadcast camera is not a kind of behavior monitoring.

"Tsk tsk," Shi Kuang stretched out his hand to pinch Trumen's face, "It's really ridiculous."

"You, really never doubted me?"

"Would you believe me if I said I never doubted it?"

"...unbelievable"

It suddenly occurred to him that when they met for the first time, his wife seemed to have interrogated him.

Ask him who sent him, and how he answered at that time.

- I, I, of course, is your man

It's just stupid crying

……

"Are you sad?"

"Um"

"Do you still like me?"

"I still like you, but I won't say it again"

"why"

"Because I want to take care of you forever"

Shi Kuang was stunned for a moment, and asked, "I'm used to doubting everyone around me. If I don't have this habit, I must be dead. Do you understand?"

"I understand, I respect your habits, I," Truman suddenly thought about it, and suggested with a blushing face, "I am willing to accept your review." down.

"..."

Caught off guard, he seemed to be teased again.

But Truman was still indulged, and his movements became more and more reckless, playing hooligans with joy, the heat on his face spread and became hotter; Shi Kuang thought he was so cute, and wanted to see this blushing The guy who still wants to be a hooligan, with such a low ignition point, will he really burn himself up.

Truman didn't spontaneously combust on the spot, and he didn't even have the intention to play hooligans and eat tofu. His face instantly became bloodless, as white as paper, and there was a buzzing sound in his ears, as if a bomb had exploded in his head. , the veins on his temples were raised, and his eyes, which were usually surprisingly bright, became hollow at this moment, because he suddenly thought of a fact that he had ignored, "UAVs can recognize faces."

"Truman, look at me, I'm fine now, huh?"

"No, you don't know, the drone's facial recognition rate is as high as 99.99%, no matter wearing a hat, mask, sunglasses, and all camouflage are useless, it can accurately identify the task object. The designer of the drone is SirLaurence , This person is very powerful, not only in the mecha circle, but also in the younger generation of the military and political circles. The real purpose of the drone he designed is not for live broadcast of variety shows, but for killer bees."

Speaking of which, the shudder that went deep into the bone marrow made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice hole. His whole body was trembling uncontrollably because of the fear behind him, and his whole body was filled with chill, but his aura became sharper, "Killer bee, assassinate!" The robot, actually only the size of a bee, is a small intelligent drone, but its processor speed is 100 times faster than that of a human being, and it can avoid human tracking. Each killing machine is equipped with 3 grams of concentrated explosives , After identifying the target through facial recognition, a single impact can kill the head without pressure and destroy the entire brain. If the killer robot swarm is released from the hive, it can kill people in the entire city in a targeted manner."

Truman lowered his eyes, hiding the tyrannical emotion in his eyes, "The drone's identification target is you."

Simply stating the facts, the deep voice was unusually calm, but with a palpitating chill.

Shi Kuang noticed that Trumen was a little different at the moment, but his intuition told him that something was wrong. He put his hands on Trumen's eyes, and comforted him with a gentle voice, "Don't worry, I'll be fine."

Truman's lips were pursed tightly, his tensed body became more rigid, and his face was a bit frighteningly ferocious.He was embraced by Shi Kuang, but at that moment, he didn't feel at ease. Instead, an inexplicable grief suddenly surged from his heart, a pale and fragile sense of helplessness, and the turbulent emotions made people breathless Come, as if the heart is torn apart, the pain is suffocating...

In a place where Shi Kuang could not see, Truman's eyes were scarlet, his face was cold, his expression was calm, his eyes were terrifyingly persistent, and his hysterical and manic emotions were suppressed by violence. He spoke with difficulty, his voice a little hoarse, "Are you going to die?" ?”

"Everybody dies."

"I'd be sad if you died."

"Not this time"

"why"

Shi Kuang joked with a smile, "Because the dead don't feel sad."

Truman's slack pupils gradually focused, the grief and despair deep in his soul seemed to fade away at that moment, his body finally relaxed a little, but his eyes were moist, he tightened his grip on his wife's waist, but he still felt inexplicably sad, " I don't want to be a very powerful person, I just want to live an ordinary life, and then I don't need to be very smart, rich, or liked by many people, and I don't need to live for a long time, let alone live a good life. In the end, it is enough to die before you."

"it is good."

"You agreed."

"Tsk, what a fool"

"Daughter-in-law, I worry about you"

"I entered the country openly this time. If I die, there will be trouble. They should be worried."

"Well," Truman replied, but he thought about calling the boss when he went back, asking him to bring the mecha maintenance box over, and then disassemble the drone tonight.

"Anything else to ask?"

Truman stared at the watch, and suddenly wanted to take it apart, "Is this your communication tool?"

"Well, it's about the same as your mobile phone, but it doesn't have as many functions"

“Mobile phone is bad and addictive”

"Um"

"Great."

I just don't know what it looks like to disassemble.

Sure enough, you still have to take it apart to see.

"It's really powerful, but it's a pity that it hasn't been used for the people."

Truman understood, "So, this is from the military."

"Ah."

"Is there monitoring?"

"Yes, but now blocked"

"Can the data be brute force cracked?"

"Want to try?"

"Ah."

"It will be anchored internally."

“I still want to try”

"it is good."

"Okay, kill?"

Shi Kuang was silent for a moment, but still replied, "Yes."

"Are you calling again now?"

"Um"

"It's not convenient for me to listen?"

"That's it."

"Why can't I listen to your call, is it a military secret?"

"It's not impossible, I'm afraid to scare you"

"Why does it scare me"

"I'm going to lose my temper and swear with the person on the phone later, and the swearing will be ugly. I will say that I don't like men, and talking to you hand in hand during the day is just a play on the occasion. I just temporarily obey the task arrangement and take advantage of you. Will be angry, quit this boring program, apply to return to China immediately, are you sure you want to listen? Are you sure you can hold back your mouth and not feel sad?"

Truman firmly grasped his wife's wrist, his eyes were frighteningly gloomy, and his voice was hoarse, "Do you want to leave?"

"What do you think?" Shi Kuang took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and smoked lazily and gracefully, his eyes fell on Truman's warm lips.

The strength in Truman's hands eased a little, and his ears turned red immediately when his wife stared at him like this, "Then why did you say that?"

Shi Kuang still felt that the red-eared Truman looked silly, and he should be careful, so he decided to chat with him about the art of war, "Have you ever learned the 36 tactics?"

"Ah."

"The 36 tactics of military strategy can be divided into six. Which six are they?"

Truman thought about it seriously, and replied, "It is the strategy of winning the battle, the strategy of the enemy's battle, the strategy of attacking the battle, the strategy of melee, the strategy of joining the battle, and the strategy of defeating the war. It's a trick to use when you're at a disadvantage."

"If you are at a disadvantage, you are in the light, and the enemy is in the dark, you have to take advantage of the gap to step in and strangle the host," Shi Kuang took a breath of cigarettes, narrowed his eyes slightly in the white smoke, his eyes were deep, and he explained in a deep voice, "Although it was a mistake, I have to admit that this incident was obviously calculated by others, and people in the country also got involved. Once this incident is over, regardless of whether the two countries have established diplomatic relations, the situation after returning to China will inevitably be worse. It's even worse now, it doesn't matter if you have a bad style, I'm afraid you will be accused of collaborating with the enemy and treason. Being counted once or twice is irrelevant, and Mr. Wei has kindness to me. I didn't want to care about it, but their Wei family's rebellion has been settled. I have already paid back the kindness that should be paid back, and I gave in before, but I was too lazy to argue with them about these smoky bastards, but this time it is you, you are my bottom line."

Truman's heart was beating wildly, and he was teased by his wife again.

I feel that all the love words in the world can't compare with this sentence "You are my bottom line".

Truman's IQ dropped rapidly, and he began to struggle with the question just now, blushing, and asked stupidly, "Then do you really want to insist on quitting this show?"

"Truman, I insist on quitting. It's not that I really want to leave. It's just that I want to retreat. It's because I want them to abandon their face and beg me to stay, and they beg me to stay because of guilt," Shi Kuang said. Stuffing out the cigarette, he stretched out his hand and pinched Truman's face, his original cold expression softened a bit, "In this case, if you actively cooperate without any resistance, and are willing to be driven by others, you will be in a greater crisis." Disadvantages: There is a saying in the art of war, those who are driven by others are slaves, those who are respected by others are guests, those who can gain a foothold are long-term guests, those who have been guests for a long time but cannot take charge of affairs are low-ranking guests, and those who are able to take charge can gradually grasp the secrets and take the initiative. To attack, to overwhelm people with momentum, to advance step by step, and to merge with the army of people, this is the conspiracy of gradual progress, do you understand?"

The dumbfounded Truman: "..."

Why do I suddenly feel that my daughter-in-law is listless?

Using the art of war to talk about fallacies comes one after another.

Obviously he wanted to stay and have a relationship with me, yet he let others beg him to stay.

……

Shi Kuang explained the art of war to Truman for a while, but it was actually a lot of fallacies that were a bit damaging.

Truman heard clearly, as if he understood his daughter-in-law's intentions, he was a little frustrated, "Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry."

"Why are you sorry"

"I'm not as smart as you, so I can't seem to help much"

"Huiji will be hurt, it's better to be stupid"

"Really?"

"Trumen, since I kissed you," Shi Kuang pulled him into his arms and kissed the corner of his mouth, "I want to promise you peace of mind for the rest of my life. I tell you this in the hope that when you meet people and things happen, Be a little more careful."

"I'm sure I won't hold you back"

"Okay, I believe you"

"So, what else do I need to do?"

"Hey, go back and take a shower, then wait on the bed for me to come back, and hold you to sleep."

"... And, there's more"

"Also—be a good mascot for the friendship between the two countries."

"What does it take to be a mascot"

"It's enough to like me."

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