[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Holy Roman Empire

13:00 pm

……

According to the map, the two found a bus with a strange shape, which was the means of transportation to the secret room of Deadwood House.The overall color of this bus is still khaki, and its roof is not ordinary and flat. It is more like another identical bus with its four wheels turned upside down on this bus. Therefore, the bus has two floors. This upside-down shape is actually an Asian designer's protest against the government's policy of condoning and covering racial discrimination.

At this time, there were not many people on the bus, and the two were carrying drones, and they were not even recognized.

Trumen and Shi Kuang went directly to the second floor and sat down in the back row.

Shi Kuang looked out of the window, while Trumen took out the sketchbook from his schoolbag, saw the five-line number he wrote down on the first page, thought of the first time the two met, and thought of what his daughter-in-law said to him because of sex, the corners of his mouth couldn't help Bend.It seems that in just one day, he has already taken him down. Last night he did whatever he wanted with his wife, leaving his mark all over his body. This is simply a classic case of the speed of war.

Truman started imagining again, secretly glanced at his wife, and then his ears turned red again.

Shi Kuang was extremely sensitive to sight, turned his head to look at Trumen, reached out and rubbed his ears, feeling a little helpless, "What are you thinking?"

"No, nothing."

"Oh, forget it"

"Ok?"

"It's nothing."

"..."

I always feel like I'm missing out on something incredible.

Is it too late to say now?

"Daughter-in-law, I," Truman explained in a low voice with a blushing face, "I really didn't think about anything just now."

"I see." Shi Kuang looked at Truman's sketchbook, "Are you drawing?"

"Ah."

Barrage:

Suddenly I felt that the silly and sweet painting turned out to be very good

Ah, that's because the painting of the big baby is Mr. Beauty, full of love

The painting is really good, this painting is not a sketch, it is love

Suddenly I feel that Mr. Beauty is very happy to have such a male ticket who can draw

Hahaha baby, I can't help boasting too much, I blush when I praise

……

In the sketchbook, Truman drew several sketches one after another, all of which were drawn by Shi Kuang, and when Shi Kuang praised him, his face blushed and he felt a sense of accomplishment.

There were more and more people on the bus, and the more the busier it was, the two sat quietly in the back of the bus.

But the silence at this moment was broken by the discordant noise on the bus TV screen, which happened to be a video of a two-star variety show.

In the video, a Chinese played by an Asian, dressed in a Tang suit, with a big braid and a melon cap, jumps up and down like a clown.This Chinese man has a strange expression, a silly appearance, and humble, frivolous movements. He plays ugly in the show, exaggerates his shoulders, deliberately provokes hooligans, slaps female customers' buttocks badly, dances pole dance on the railing for a while, With orchid fingers erect in front of her face, she received guests with a cat waist, servile and servile, and her ugliness was fully displayed.

Shi Kuang's expression didn't change, a haze flashed in his eyes, but Truman didn't raise his head, the pen in his hand was still quickly sketching the outline in the sketchbook, his voice was unusually calm, "This kind of Asian buffoon, in the It’s very common in comedy variety shows.”

"They thought it was funny?"

"It's not funny. This Asian buffoon is actually a girl named Nicole, who is only 21 years old," Truman paused with the pen in his hand, and then said, "It's a graduate of a prestigious school, and it seems to be learning dance, but because of her skin color She was excluded and couldn't find a job, and her family needed money very much, so she chose to be a clown. She once said a word, and I always remember it."

"What?"

"She said, 'I am defined as a clown by everyone. Sometimes I feel wronged, but even if I am wronged and cry, you just think I am funny, so I can't cry.'" Truman's pen stopped "The drawing is finished, she is Nicole."

Shi Kuang's eyes fell on the painting. It was a delicate girl, but her facial features were full of heroism, and her pair of red phoenix eyes were full of arrogance. The Asian-American clowns here are very different.

"very beautiful."

Truman looked at Shi Kuang and suddenly asked, "Do you know Bernard Shaw?"

"Yeah. I know."

"George Bernard Shaw said, 'I hope the world will be a better place when I die than when I was born.'"

"What do you want to say?"

"Actually, I had the same wish when I was a child. If possible, I also hope that the world will be a better place when I die, and everyone has the responsibility to make the world a better place."

"Truman, why are you saying this all of a sudden?"

"Ah, nonsense, it's just a sudden feeling."

Barrage:

The silly and sweet Nicole is really beautiful

One is so ugly and the other is so beautiful, it is impossible to tell that they are the same person

Silly Baitian draws beautifully, just because he only draws a clean soul

……

When the barrage discussion was in full swing, the bus stopped suddenly, as if someone had reached the second floor, and there was a sudden noise in the car.

Everyone looked at the camera, it was a black teenager.

"Sir, do you want to buy a newspaper?" The black teenager is thin and his skin color is like pure dark chocolate. Because it is too dark, people can't even see his facial features clearly, but his eyes are big and bright, and his eyes are sly. Holding a stack of newspapers in his hand, he smiled and yelled in a low voice.His hair was messy, his clothes were a little tattered, some looked like a homeless man, some looked like refugees, and dirty handprints were left on the newspapers.

The white people who were questioned in the first few rows all looked a little impatient, and began to yell at him, telling him to get off the bus.

The black teenager is obviously used to being scolded, and he is not affected at all. He continued to sell his newspaper with a smile, "Here is a newspaper, Black Pearl Lolita has been shortlisted in the top [-] of PopIdol."

"Are you talking about that ugly girl who is blacker than charcoal? Oh, how ridiculous"

The black boy still laughed and said, "Ah, he looks a bit ugly, but he sings very nice songs, do you want a newspaper?"

"How many newspapers do you have?"

"Thirty copies."

The white man turned his contemptuous eyes to the TV screen of the bus. On the screen, the Asian clown was dancing pole dance. He bent his fingers and slammed down on the railing on the bus, "Have you seen that show? If you can come here Skip a paragraph, then I bought all these newspapers."

As soon as the words were finished, the people in the car burst out laughing.

"This gentleman is so generous, I will definitely satisfy you," the black boy replied with a smile, and then looked up at the TV screen, but the screen suddenly went black, and the video that appeared again was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old black boy The video of the girl singing on stage, the background is the stage where PopIdol advanced to the top [-].

"Ah, so you want to hear me sing Lolita," the black teenager clenched his right fist and brought it close to his mouth, humming casually along with the video.

When he sang to the top, he jumped up to the tune, showing off his dancing talent.

"I remember when

Iwasa child and couldn't understand

people having funds discriminating all the different tone

I still remember,

when i was a kid

Can't understand why those people are mocking and discriminating against different people

……

"You got to live your live

we're all the same, no one's to blame

It don'tmatterifyou'reblack, whiteoryellow,

let's get down to that

love is color-blind

you should live for yourself

We are all the same, no one is to blame

Whether you're black, white or yellow

Let's make it happen

love has no boundaries

......"

Barrage:

Hell, the TV video turned into a Lolita song as soon as he looked up

Hahahaha that white guy's expression is absolutely amazing

What's the name of this song?It sounds good

This song is sung by Lolita, called LOVEISCOLORBLIND

He sang very well, but listening to Lolita singing live, it is really amazing, I cried

Lolita is definitely a dark horse for PopIdol, literally, of course

……

"Sir, I'm done singing," the black boy smiled and stretched out his dirty hands, "One newspaper costs 100 yuan, thirty copies, a total of 3000 yuan."

"You want me 100 yuan for a fifty-cent newspaper!"

"Ah, it seems that this gentleman wants to play tricks," the black boy sighed bitterly. "Of course, cheating has always been the privilege of white people. I can only respect you. It's only 3000 yuan, and I don't need such a little money. "

Truman laughed out of nowhere when he heard this.

Hearing the sudden laughter, the white man turned into a liver-colored face, and pointed to the two yellow men sitting in the back seat, "If you let the two yellow-skinned dogs in the back get out of the car, I will give you 5000 yuan! "

The black boy muttered softly, "Who knows if you will cheat again."

The white man directly took out his wallet, took out a stack of banknotes from it, and threw it on the ground, "These are 3000 yuan!"

The black boy smiled immediately, knelt down and picked up the banknotes scattered on the ground, and said while picking up, "This gentleman is very generous. It seems that this gentleman really likes Lolita's songs. He will definitely vote for Lolita." , he spent 3000 yuan to solicit votes for PopIdol's top [-] player Lolita..."

Barrage:

Hahahaha this black man is really funny

Niggas are so shameless

Looks like he must be a fan of Lolita

Could it be that he knew that this is a LOVE live broadcast, so he deliberately came here to canvass for Lolita?

……

After picking up the money, the black boy locked the two yellow men at a glance, walked straight to the back row, stood beside Truman, rubbed his dark right hand on the dirty trouser line, and then moved towards him. Stretching out his hand, he smiled brightly, showing his shiny white teeth, "Ah, hello, yellow race."

Truman stopped the pen in his hand, raised his head, stared at those dirty hands and frowned, with a look of disgust, but in the end he condescendingly stretched out his white and clean left hand, but just slapped those dirty hands. A dirty black hand slapped away from his eyes, "It's too dirty, it's an eyesore!"

Barrage:

This yellow-skinned ghost turned out to be a racist scum

Although I know that Truman is just serious about cleanliness, racial discrimination is a very sensitive matter, and I must apologize

Cleanliness?This is clearly a racist, discriminating against black people

It's so sad that the victim of racism is also the persecutor of racism

……

When white people discriminate against yellow people or black people, no one thinks it is abnormal because it is the mainstream thinking in society.They believe that yellow people and black people should be discriminated against by white people.There are even many people who are discriminated against, they never choose to resist, but instead feel inferior or even ashamed because of their skin color.And those who have been discriminated against, if they are questioned or even sued for racial discrimination, it is like being nailed to the pillar of stigma and should be condemned by everyone.

Now, it is Truman who is condemned by everyone on the pillar of shame.

The black boy didn't care about Truman's attitude. He calmly withdrew his hand and said with a shameless smile, "It seems that there are too many people on this bus. It must be very uncomfortable to stay there. However, there is a kind white man Mister spent 2000 yuan, let me ask you to get off the car. 2000 yuan, I can share half of you, which is a lot of money!"

Kind Mr. White: "..."

His complexion was ashen, and his eyes were red.

FUCK with a full stomach doesn't know when to speak or not.

"Aren't you short of such a little money?" Truman lowered his head and continued to draw in the sketchbook.

"Ah, that's all a lie to him."

"..."

"No one in this world is short of money. What's more, I still want to play computer games and mechs. Those are all money-burning things. If you save up casually, the money will be burned."

While drawing, Truman casually suggested, "If you are short of money, would you like to join our WOLF team?"

"too weak."

Truman casually talked to him about the benefits of the team, "Carrot will give you a black diamond card"

"..."

“Also got a free stay at the Lancaster Hotel”

"..."

Barrage:

Stupid white sweet crazy

Invite a dirty nigga beggar

Already stunned by the brazen words of this beggar, and playing mechs, even a beggar like you can afford it

Silly white sweet, is this going to forcibly whitewash racial discrimination, the captain must be crazy, how can he invite a nigger, and he is also a beggar

Is the Lancaster Hotel also a place where beggars can stay casually?

Look, this nigga loves money so much, he must say yes

……

but--

"just forget it."

"what ever."

"What?" the black boy suddenly laughed flamboyantly and needed a beating, "Afraid of losing to me?"

"Hehe." Truman originally said casually, ignored him, and continued to draw in the sketchbook.

"Ah, I'm sorry, thank you for your kind invitation, but I have formed a team myself. Of course, I welcome the defeated generals who are not afraid of death to come and challenge at any time."

Truman stopped writing, and his eyes became more serious, "What's the name of your team?"

"Ah, it's called Team BLACK, and it's also F-rank now."

"I see," Truman nodded solemnly.

This guy should be more suitable as an opponent than a teammate.

Truman suddenly remembered something, and frowned slightly, "What are you doing here?"

"Ah, just by the way, just to catch your popularity and help Lolita canvass."

"Oh." Truman ignored him and concentrated on painting.

The black boy sat down on the seat next to Truman, still looking foolish and smiling, his eyes fell on the painting inadvertently, and when he saw the person in the painting, his eyes became gentle, "But this painting is for Me, Lolita will definitely like it, she likes your paintings the most."

The person in the painting is a radiant black girl standing on the stage.The girl has a dark complexion and her facial features are not exquisite, but under the treatment of light and dark shadows, the lines are beautifully outlined. When she stands on the stage and sings with a microphone in her hand, it seems that she really exudes a strange shine.People outside the painting will unconsciously be attracted to the girl in the painting, not by her appearance, but by the inaudible singing voice.

Truman just finished drawing the last stroke with a pencil, and directly tore off the page, "3000 yuan."

The black boy handed over the stack of banknotes directly.

Truman looked at the dirty banknote with disgust in his eyes, "Dirty."

"Forget it, you don't want the money if I give you the money, people with a cleanliness are really terrible," the black boy happily put away the banknotes, and wanted to pick up the painting, but when he saw the clean drawing paper, he immediately retracted his hand , took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped his hands vigorously, then picked up the painting, and said with a smile, "By the way, can you earn the 2000 yuan together? Just a car."

Truman ignored him.

The black boy suddenly looked at the person next to Truman, "Is this your lover? He looks so good-looking."

Truman's expression softened all of a sudden, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he looked extremely proud, "Well, you have good eyesight."

The black boy stood up and stretched out his hand towards Shi Kuang. His dark face had the same sunny smile as before, especially those two rows of blinding white teeth. On the 17th of the month, ten days younger than Truman."

Shi Kuang was a little surprised at first. After all, this person who secretly sold military information to him at a high price three years ago and saved his life by mistake suddenly appeared here now. He would inevitably be a little vigilant and sensitive.But seeing the relationship between the two, he already understood that this black man should be Truman's friend, and he smiled and stretched out his hand to hold it back, "Hello, Trayvon, I am Truman's lover, Shi Kuang."

The title "Truman's lover" obviously pleased Truman, because Truman's ears were secretly red again.

The black boy stared at Truman's reaction, rolled his eyes, and asked eagerly, "Draw another one."

"Tell me, what do you want to paint," Truman generously agreed.

"Of course I'm drawing her—of course, by the way," the black boy seemed a little embarrassed at this point, "by the way, draw me too."

Barrage:

He, he said he was Trayvon? ! !

Is the youngest Master of Pwn in Pwn2Own history also called Trayvon?

It is unbelievable that the person who won the Master of Pwn at the age of 14 is such a beggar

Trayvon is indeed a black man. He started to get in touch with computers at the age of 13, and this computer was saved by himself from the scrap bin. At the age of 14, he won the championship of Pwn2Own—that is, three years ago, Pwn2Own was the most difficult hacker competition ever, with a total score of 65.7, 2 points higher than No.1.2.

But soon Trayvon was reported by his friends and imprisoned for manipulating the city’s telephone system, wiretapping military calls, and hacking into the website of the Ministry of National Defense and Security. I was ordered not to touch the computer for two years, not to go to university, and I had to report to the probation officer even if I used the ATM to withdraw money. Now, the two-year ban seems to have expired, and I am shivering

By the way—the No. 1.2 who was surpassed by 2 points three years ago seems to be called Truman?

OMG!Silly Baitian even won the No.2 of Pwn2Own! !

I don't doubt Silly Baitian's so-called 180 IQ anymore

So you are such a powerful big baby

Big baby not only draws so well, but also can play computer, amazing