Crossing the Sixers

Xu Jian and Murong have recently become obsessed with going out early and returning late, and most of their directions are the same.

Today, they both appeared near the home of the female Yimei.

Xu Jian threw Hall, who had escaped from the house again, into their yard surrounded by a fence, and shouted at Murong in a low voice: "What are you doing here?!"

"Pursuing beauty." Murong replied solemnly.

"Aren't you a beauty yourself?" Xu Jian gritted his teeth, "Self-sufficient, well-fed, don't you understand!"

"That's right." Murong laughed with a look of sudden realization, "Why don't you come after me, and I'll come after Yimei?"

Xu Jian was angry: "Get out! I'm not interested in your chrysanthemum!"

Murong became even more innocent: "Then you should understand me even more, why should a straight man make things difficult for a straight man?"

"You are bent 360 degrees from the neck to the ankle!" Xu Jian kicked over, "Why do you have to grab the females from me when you have a large group of males?"

"Jealous? Don't you know that An Lie can fight a hundred with one, and a large group of males can't beat him alone?"

"I appreciate him so much, let's go to offer chrysanthemums tonight!"

"Jealous, little bitch~~~"

"Atu is here!"

"What - bitch, stop for me!"

Xu Jian, who was swaying east and west, successfully came to Yimei one step ahead, and this time he presented a vegetable basket woven by himself.Sure enough, the industrious and capable Yimei fell in love with the exquisite vegetable basket as soon as she saw it, and she kept asking whether it was for holding things, and why there was a curved handle.

"I think it's too unattractive for a beautiful female to drag an animal skin bag. It's just a few handfuls of vegetables, and a vegetable basket is enough. You carry it like this, right, right, isn't it very convenient? And it's beautiful! You can pick some flowers you like, and I will tell you how to dry scented tea..."

"What is scented tea?"

"It can be soaked in hot water for drinking, beautifying and beautifying, um, it can make the skin of females smoother and softer, making you younger and more beautiful..."

"Wow, Ah Jian, you are amazing! You know a lot..."

Xu Jian triumphantly bared his teeth at Yi Ran who was throwing angry eyes at him through the crack of the door, took Yi Mei's little hand and prepared to pick flowers, no, to find vegetables outside the tribe.

Murong, who was successfully averted by the four scary words "Atu is here", was a step too late, and failed to send out the small pannier that he wove.After thinking about it, he decided to go to Vera's house and invite her to pick mushrooms with him while being wary of the yellow-haired man Atu.

Oh oh oh, the little girl picking mushrooms, the two of us are so sweet~~~ Murong hummed a song and left happily.

Are there mushrooms in this world?Whatever it is, find it out if it doesn't!Boiled mushrooms, fried mushrooms, sizzling mushrooms, grilled mushrooms, stir-fried mushrooms with vegetables, sliced ​​mushroom stew...you can eat mushrooms if you find them!

Outside the Yihe tribe, a road leads straight to the woods, passes through the tribe and leads to the mountain behind the tribe, in the direction of the hill tribe.

Originally, there were no roads in the tribe, and there were only passages formed by the grass being trampled underfoot.Since the bullock carts for pulling stones were manufactured, gravel roads have been paved around the tribe with crushed stones.Now Yimei is walking hand in hand with Xu Jian on the gravel road.Because the stones hurt her feet, Yimei walked very slowly.Xu Jian originally wanted to carry her on his back to show off his strength, but after considering Yimei's height of about 1.7 meters, he decided to give up.

"I'll make you a pair of boots later, to make sure you're comfortable and look good."

"Okay, okay! Then I'll give you... well, Ah Jian, you can do everything, I don't even know what to give you."

"No, no, I'm idle too. In fact, I also make a kind of close-fitting clothes. Girls... females are the best."

"What kind of clothes?"

"It's called underwear in our place, and it's also called bra... Wearing this will make you more attractive and more comfortable when working or running..."

Xu Jian and Yimei were chatting and laughing, and a bullock cart roared towards them.The male driver is called "Achong". It was his first time driving an ox cart to transport stones. He was a little nervous and couldn't control the cows, so he yelled at them to avoid them.Fortunately, Xu Jianjian was nimble, and pulled Yimei to hide aside.Yimei was not afraid either, she giggled and kept staring at A Chong's back.

"You like Linghu Chong?" Xu Jian asked sourly.

"Who is Linghu Chong?" Yimei didn't know why.

Xu Jian nodded his chin: "That's the one just now, the nickname I gave him - it's not important, what's important is that you're not all with me..." He shook the little hands they were holding.

Yimei stared at her big bright eyes, still not knowing why: "Don't tell me you like Ah Chong? It's okay, we are good friends, we can pursue a male at the same time... Ah Jian, what's wrong with you, Ah Jian? Your face is so scary... ..."

Xu Jian, who picks up girls but is regarded as a close sister by her, and Murong, who is the same, have completely declared that the world is crazy.It turns out that there is no tribe that stipulates that half-male and female cannot be together. The half-male and female here consciously regard each other as the same kind, and they are definitely not objects that can form a partner.

That night, Xu Jian and Murong sighed in the tent, even if the mushroom Murong just discovered was made into a mushroom feast and Li Shihao, Gao Shuai and Bai Yufei snatched it all up, they didn't join in.

"Broken in love?" Gao Shuai asked gleefully with a grilled mushroom skewer in his mouth.

Xu Jian rolled his eyes at him: "Are you a straight man? Do you still plan to get married and have children?"

Gao Shuai raised his eyebrows: "Then how are you finding your marriage partner?"

Xu Jian didn't speak, Murong kicked Gao Shuai vigorously, and snatched away his grilled mushroom skewers by the way.

"Look, you should have accepted the fact that in this world, we are just like females. You don't want to give birth to males, and females don't want to give birth to you, so stay single!"

"Single until death?" Xu Jian muttered angrily.

Li Shihao glanced at him: "That's right, you'll be single until you die. If you're willing to have a conscience and be with a female, and let them live in the shadow of not being able to have children for the rest of their lives, then you can continue to pursue them."

Xu Jian scratched his head and blushed a little: "I didn't want to do that either... But what if? What if there is a female willing to follow me..."

It's strange if you want to!I don't know how many years this world has existed, but there has never been an example of a half-male partnering with a female. How could it be their turn to be a group of unlucky foreign bachelors!

I can't find a wife and can't have a baby, so I can only continue to enjoy the happy life of a bachelor.

It's okay to "invent" a new gadget, change some food, or find out if there are other vegetables and fruits in the woods besides ginger and mushrooms.There is no need to think about the mountain in front of the tribe, where there are ferocious males, you can hide there, but you can go and see the mountain behind the tribe.Is there a shortage of water in the caves of the hill tribes?Help them dig an artificial canal!By the way, let's see what this good idea can exchange for!

There are more and more things at home

Thinking about it, Xu Jian became happy.Began to eat--

"Little Hall, why are you here again! Put down my share of roasted mushrooms! Oh my roasted leeks! Children can't eat this stuff! My roasted duck! Rota!"

After fighting with the two youngsters for a long time, I finally got a duck neck, which was the part that Rota refused to eat.

"This is for you." An Lie handed over a fat three-jin roasted duck leg.

Xu Jian was stunned, smiled awkwardly for a while, reached out to take it, and gnawed.It took him a long time to reflect on what was wrong - he was so embarrassed just now, didn't An Lie outside the tent heard his experience of failing to pick up girls!

cut!He is not someone from Laozi, so Laozi didn't feel embarrassed!

Xu Jian's plan to transform the Yihe tribe is progressing step by step, very smoothly.

Except for Li Shihao who was allowed to go hunting occasionally with a few males, the range of activities of the four of them was limited to the tribe.

Xu Jian wandered east and west with a group of half-male and females, and found many things similar to those on the earth: small animals with thorns all over their bodies, but with a short furry tail, love to eat fruit, and have no attack Xu Jianshun caught a litter and gave it to Xiao Huoer as a pet.But later he discovered that Little Hall used the "hedgehog" family as a movable brush, and when he was free, he grabbed the hedgehog and rubbed it on the animal fur boots until there was no mud left on the animal leather boots.

They also found vegetables like cucumbers, beans and winter squash, as well as carrots and daikon radishes.Cucumbers are called "long vegetables" here, beans are called "thread vegetables", winter melons and carrots are called "big vegetables" and "red vegetables" respectively, and the names are simple and straightforward.Yimei heard that Xu Jianchao likes spicy food, so she took him to the forest behind the tribe to find the so-called "spicy food".At that time, Xu Jian was holding a jade-like white radish, wanting to cry but no tears.If white radish is also considered a spicy dish, what should the pepper be called?As a result, I asked everyone in the tribe, but no one had ever seen "chili".And the Yihe tribe, and even everyone in the Yihe tribe, deal with these vegetables by chopping them up and making soup...

What a waste of food!

Xu Jian thought, if there were more salt, seasoning powder, soy sauce, vinegar, garlic, sesame, scallions, sesame oil, oyster sauce... Even if he only used white radish, he could cook a whole table of dishes!

Now, he can only cut it up like everyone in the Yihe tribe, throw it in the pot and cook it.

Xu Jian misses peppers in the same way that Gao Shuai and Bai Yufei from northern China miss green onions and shallots.An Lie also brought back several wild fruits "red fruit" and "string fruit", which were renamed "apple" and "grape" by Xu Jiantong, although they are slightly different in appearance.At least the apples on the earth are not as round as the enlarged version of ping pong balls like the "red fruits" here.The so-called "string fruit" is not green or purple, but a crystal clear jade color, which looks as unbearable as if carved from jade.It's a pity that Xu Jian's favorite watermelon has never been seen.

During the days when the Yihe tribe was waiting for the rainy season, earth-shaking changes took place.

The people in the tribe no longer worry about muddy places and no ground for their feet once it rains, and stone slabs are paved at the door of every house. It seems that these stone slabs have covered the roads of the entire tribe overnight.They now have umbrellas that can be opened and closed, so it is very convenient to come and go during the rainy season.Xu Jian also made a raincoat. Although it is made of animal skin and is very heavy, it has a hood. Many little males like it. They think that style is very cool, so they wear it at home in broad daylight when it is not raining. The "raincoat" made by people is dangling.

With these "inventions" and their communicative skills honed over the past 20 years as Earthlings, Xu Jian and the others quickly gathered most of the Yihe tribe.Those who were disgusted and repulsed by them before showed an attitude of acceptance to them one after another.

Except for a very few people who are afraid of An Lie, or who support witch doctors, they still treat them badly, and when they meet them, they will cast disgusting eyes at them, or directly provoke them.These people are headed by the witch doctor, led by the so-called second warrior Li Yan.Li Yan heard about the outsiders as soon as he returned to the tribe, and came to settle accounts with someone aggressively, trying to drive them out of the tribe.Li Shihao issued a letter of war to him. Li Yan thought that Li Shihao was half-male, so he refused to agree no matter what, and then Li Shihao beat him up.

Just kidding, Li Shihao can't beat An Lie, that's because of An Lie's extraordinary talent, it doesn't mean Li Shihao can't beat other males!Prince Li, who has learned Chinese Kungfu for more than ten years, is amazing!

After being defeated, Li Yan was stunned, a little ashamed and angry, and has been hiding at home since then.

The witch doctor Thorne was also present at the competition, but he didn't say anything. Xu Jian and the others felt that the old guy was holding back a bad move and was secretly guarding against it.Most of the people in the tribe are simple-minded and simple-minded. They thought that the witch doctor's attitude towards the outsiders had changed, so they let go of their prejudices and became more and more friendly to them.

So soon, five people from the earth tribe integrated into the Yihe tribe.

Ten days after Xu Jian and the others officially settled in the Yihe Tribe, the first well appeared in the tribe, near the altar.

When the sediment on the ground settled and clear well water gushed out, Mo Ye, the leader of the Yihe tribe, believed that this was a gift from the witch god and a miracle.Xu Jian and the others didn't dare to say more, but asked An Lie to help build the well fence and well cover, and asked the leader to tell each family that they would help dig several such wells for the Yihe tribe. It would be very convenient for everyone to drink water. Yes, there are also some dangers, that is, naughty children must never lie on the edge of the well to play.In fact, since Su Mo claimed that these wells were miracles, none of the children in the tribe dared to laugh and play by the wells.People would pray sincerely before fetching water, which made Xu Jian and the others sigh and were moved by such pure faith.

The leader Su Mo extended the "well" to the whole tribe, so Xu Jian's tent became a place where people from the Yihe tribe often visited.With wells in the tribe, there is no need to assign males to fetch water from the river. With bows and arrows, hunting also saves a lot of time. With ox carts, half males and females are more interested and more convenient to go to the back mountain. .