Crossing the Sixers

"Strong girls are afraid of being pestered by men, and so are straight men!" Gao Shuai added.

Murong rolled his eyes: "You too?"

Gao Shuai pretended to be stupid.

Li Shihao didn't ask any more questions.Anyone with a discerning eye can see this - An Lie's intentions, An Lie's persistence, An Lie's gentleness... Ever since they came to the Yihe Tribe, hasn't An Lie been around Xu Jian one day?When the people of the Yihe tribe mentioned Anlie, many people admired him, and without exception, they all admitted that he was the most powerful warrior.Many marriageable females and half males have admiration for Anlie, but in the end, Anlie chooses Xu Jian.

Li Shihao didn't need to think about what Xu Jian was thinking, Xu Jian didn't have to.This is not the earth, there is no sense of immorality in the combination of "man" and "man", and he does not need to assume the responsibility of taking care of women as a man.In this strange world, they are extremely lonely. If they really can't go back, they will eventually choose someone to spend a long life to make up for the emptiness in their hearts.Maybe it was Xu Jian's fate to meet An Lie.

The sky was gray, and it was hard to tell whether it was noon or afternoon.The days and nights in this place are very long. They have gradually adapted to the routine here, but their sense of time has not yet adjusted.But it must have been a long time, because Murong and Gao Shuai took care of all the small fish, and got confirmation from the animal shed that these fish with small eyes, no scales and no spines are edible.The elders of the Yihe tribe also confirmed that when the tribe was short of food many years ago, this kind of fish helped them survive the crisis, but it tasted bad. When the food was abundant, they would never think that there was such a thing to cook Store food.

In the iron pot, the small fish that had been stained with mashed potatoes sank and floated up. Amidst the sizzling sound, the scent was so strong that it could not be swayed. It floated out of the window and into Xu Jian's nose under the eaves.He turned around, walked into the kitchen, and yelled at the few people who were robbing the small fish.

"Are you polite? This is caught by An Lie, let him taste it first!" As he spoke, he insisted on taking it from Bai Yufei - looked at the boss's face, and changed the direction - from Gao Shuai's hand. Take away the bowl of small fish.After thinking about it, I also picked up some fried potato chips and put them in a bowl. After looking at them, I wrapped some baked potatoes in animal skins and left.

"Hey, hey." Murong nudged Li Shihao with his elbow, "Boss, Boss, do you think Four-Eyed Boy is going to sacrifice himself?"

Li Shihao still had that cool, handsome expression—"put away your wretched smile."

"That's right... um, delicious... put you away, um... wretched... wow! It's so hot..."

"You deserve to be scalded! The little white rabbit should eat grass and fish!"

"Then you guys can call me Kitten from now on, I don't mind. Brother Shihao, I want more!"

"Pfft! Hahahaha...Boss, Xiaoliu wants more, come on hehehehe..."

"You're also obscene, hum!"

"Hehe, do you understand what we mean, little white rabbit? Wow—boss, be gentle! It hurts... woo woo woo... Er Shuai, we are so pitiful, no one loves us... ..."

Xu Jian put the umbrella at the door of An Lie's house, hesitated for 2 minutes, and pushed the door open, but was so scared that he backed out with a yell, and retreated into the rain. If he hadn't hugged him tightly, the food in his arms would have spilled one place.

The ticking rain wet Xu Jian's hair in an instant, so Xu Jian didn't dare to enter the house immediately, but opened his voice tremblingly, and shouted to the small villa next door, "Boss, help—— "

He yelled so miserably, Li Shihao braved the rain, climbed over the fence of the yard and came to the door of An Lie's room. He only glanced at it, and immediately understood why Xu Jian was frightened into such a virtuous behavior——In An Lie's room , I do not know when a monster appeared!

The monster was lying on its stomach, its opened eyes were wet, and it had no attack power, but its shape was too weird: dragon head, antlers, lion eyes, tiger back, bear waist, snake scales, horseshoes, ox tail... and it was all over the place. Wu Se, no matter how you look at it, it looks familiar!

"Wow, the unicorn in the ancient legend!" Bai Yufei shouted in surprise, and was about to rush into the room, but was grabbed by Gao Shuai and Murong next to him.

Murong said anxiously: "Little ancestor! You don't even think about whether it is dangerous, just run over like this!"

Bai Yufei pouted, displeased: "It won't hurt us!"

Without waiting for Murong and Gao Shuai to ask, Li Shihao stretched out his arm and pushed Xu Jian into the room, next to the unicorn, and said with a smile: "He is An Lie, don't worry."

"What the hell?!" Gao Shuai screamed, "This is not Balala the Little Demon Fairy!"

Li Shihao dragged them all away, and Bai Yufei expressed his inner regret as he walked: "His front hoof, uh, the scar is exactly the same as the one on An Lie's hand! Besides, his eyes have been staring at Ah Jian, no need It can be seen from his words that he is afraid of us, and he is even more afraid that Ajian will dislike him... Who would dislike him! Qilin! The ancient auspicious beast, wherever it goes, there must be auspiciousness, and its status is no less than that of a dragon... I really want to Feel it... I will definitely ask An Lie to change again later! I want to draw his original unicorn! Paste it on the door, town house!"

They skirted the fence in their own yard and went back inside.This room Xu Jian was squatting in An Lie's room, facing the Qilin, which was more than one meter tall when lying down, trembling with the fried fish in his arms.Qilin, also known as An Lie, stared pitifully with big eyes.Seeing that Xu Jian's mouth was open and his mind was in a state of uncertainty, he was extremely frustrated, so he lowered his head and let out a soft growl.

Xu Jian was so frightened that he almost jumped up like a grasshopper.After waking up, he slapped Qilin on the head.

"Who are you scaring!"

"Roar……"

"Change back!"

An Lie transformed from a unicorn into a human being, but the amazing thing is that the animal skin clothes are still there.Xu Jian rolled his eyes at him angrily, thinking in his heart that no wonder he fainted in the forest for no reason. It turned out that he couldn't move after transforming. No wonder the ferocious beasts in the forest dared not approach him. No wonder the boss couldn't beat this guy. No wonder The title of the number one warrior of the Yihe tribe will fall on his head, no wonder the whole tribe is inexplicably afraid of him, who let him bring his own magic skills!Kirin?Ma Dan, is this an alien planet?Or was he, like them, accidentally crossing over to this place thousands of years ago?

Although An Lie had changed back into a human form, he was weak and had difficulty sitting up.He was lying on his side, with an unnatural blush on his cheeks, and he looked listless.

Xu Jian panicked.This is a cold. Once the males in this world catch a cold, they will be finished. There is no medicine and no doctor. Knowing that An Lie can become like this, all mobilized to kill him... No, no, we can't call the witch doctor.They came to this world with cold medicine, but the medicine is in Xiao Wu's luggage!

"An Lie? An Lie, are you okay?" Xu Jian patted his cheek.

An Lie shook his head and forced a smile: "Ajian... um... I'm good, I'm fine..."

"What a fart! It's hard to talk!" Xu Jian was annoyed, and dragged him up with one hand, but he couldn't move it, making him want to throw away the fried fish in his hand.

An Lie sniffed and said it was delicious.Xu Jian kept silent, and stuffed the fried fish into his mouth. An Lie looked at him, opened his mouth to bite, ate the fried fish bit by bit, and ate the French fries.Probably because he was full, he looked much better, but he was a little sleepy, trying to open his eyes, but he was powerless.

Xu Jian pulled out a piece of animal skin from Anlie's room to cover him, and squatted aside for a long time. He felt uncomfortable watching a big man sleeping like this, so he went to boil water for him.After he finished his work, An Lie turned into a unicorn again.It's all the same anyway, besides, it seems easier to accept Qilin's body scrubbing to reduce fever than the big man Anlie's body scrubbing.Xu Jian took out the scissors, cut a small piece of animal skin, wiped the whole body of Qilin with hot water, and then put the animal skin on him.

After serving the patient, Xu Jian tilted his head and stared at An Lie's unicorn form.He has always liked Qilin very much, thinking that Qilin is majestic.Whether it is in the pictures of ancient materials or in the application of antique buildings, the image of unicorn is lovable.An Lie turned into this appearance, which is actually a little different from Qilin, that is, when he opened his eyes, there was no evil spirit at all, but it made people feel cute and cute.

Xu Jian couldn't help reaching out and touching Qilin's chin. He laughed like a fool for a long time, thinking that touching Qilin's chin was great.

The rain outside became heavier, and the tick tock turned into a splash.Xu Jian shivered, got up and closed the straw and rattan curtain.It's still quite cold during the rainy season. An Lie's dilapidated house is not leaking rain, but it is leaking wind.He moved in and out, but in the end he couldn't resist the temptation, rolled onto the animal skin cushion, and nestled in the Qilin's belly.

It's so warm... It feels like Anlie's smile.Xu Jian sometimes gets upset when he sees it, but he also knows that An Lie should be a very likable and warm man on earth.

But Andre is also very cunning.He is considerate, tolerant and kind, provoking his nerves everywhere, allowing himself to be captured by his care step by step, becoming like to rely on others, and becoming... less repulsive to people of the same gender.

It's really too lonely, and occasionally Xu Jian would have this idea - if he had to choose someone to accompany him through the long years in another world, then this person must be An Lie.

But in the end it was impossible... Xu Jian stretched out his fingers and twirled the unicorn's beard with a solemn expression.No... I like girls, and I occasionally rely on someone who is stronger than me, but I prefer to be a man who takes care of others.I would consider Anlie as my best male friend, but not my lover.

Xu Jian didn't know how he fell asleep.All in all, An Lie changed from a unicorn to a human, hugged him, and then changed from a human to a unicorn, still hugging him.An Lie was hot and cold for a while, changing back and forth, tossing so much that Xu Jian was restless, got up once in the middle, and took advantage of An Lie's unicorn state to wipe his face, hands and body.

When he woke up completely, An Lie was no longer on the animal skin mat.Xu Jian sat up, stretched his waist, and decided to make a wooden bed for An Lie when the weather cleared.The cold air on the ground is too great, and it can be felt through several layers of animal skin.

Turning his head, An Lie was eating madly.

Xu Jian was speechless, stepped forward and snatched away the baked potato that An Lie stuffed into his mouth: "Don't eat it! It's so cold, you're not afraid of diarrhea!"

"No." Anlie shook his head, "I'm very strong! I've never had diarrhea before!"

"Then may I ask who has a cold and a fever and can't wake up?" Xu Jian rolled his eyes.

An Lie scratched his head with a smile, and said in a low voice, "I was not careful... I haven't been sick for a long time..."

Xu Jian felt angry and funny.Raising his hand, he touched An Lie's forehead, nodded in satisfaction, the fever subsided, he was worthy of being a male, and he didn't need to take any medicine.But the appearance of getting sick is very scary, Xu Jian still severely criticized An Lie, and ordered him not to catch small fish in the rain in the future.

"If you catch all the small fish, there will be no big fish in the future, and if there are no big fish to breed small fish, there will be no more small fish to eat..." On the way to their house for dinner, Xu Jian chattered, using The simplest way is to describe to An Lie the harm of "draining the river to catch fish", and actively promote the concepts of "environmental protection", "ecology" and "sustainability".

An Lie was confused and didn't understand very well, but he nodded from time to time, expressing that he would do the same, which gave Xu Jian a sense of accomplishment.

At the gate, An Lie stopped.He raised his head, looked at Xu Jian cautiously, and asked softly, "Ajian...don't you think my appearance...is scary? Ah Hao and the others also..."

"Are you troubled by this? It's okay! We've seen people like you a lot, and there are a lot of people like you in our earth tribe! I was... That's because I didn't expect that there were people in the Yihe tribe who could become unicorns!"

"Kirin? Am I a unicorn?"

"...Yes, Brother Qilin. You are a Qilin who can bring good luck. Wherever you are, you can prosper. So don't frown and be afraid of being discovered all day long. This is a skill that others can't envy."

"Really? Hehe! I was afraid of being discovered by others since I was a child, and I had to hide far away every time I transformed..."

When I came to the yard, there were several layers of red leaves on the ground, so I didn't have to worry about stepping on the mud.Xu Jian was worried that the tree would lose all its leaves, but An Lie told him that there was no need to worry, because the red leaf tree was "always red in all seasons".

Another weird one!A tree that loses leaves can still be red for four seasons, tsk tsk, a strong tree.

Before entering the kitchen door, the voices of Murong and Gao Shuai sounded——

"A pair of dogs and men!"

"That's right! We all ran to hug and sleep, let the two of us light the fire and cook, just like Cinderella..."

"The boss is the most hateful, he won't even let him speak loudly, he is simply a domineering parent!"

"What parent? Are you his son?"

"You are awesome, then don't be afraid of him just like your grandson is afraid of grandpa!"

Xu Jian was speechless.Put away the umbrella and hang it on the shoe rack in the corner of the eaves.The wooden shoe rack has three layers, and there are straw and rattan slippers, soft animal leather casual shoes, and hard animal leather boots, and each pair looks weird.Their sneakers are not here, they must have been washed and put away by Bai Yufei.

An Lie listened to the swearing in the kitchen, puzzled, and asked Xu Jian in a low voice, why Murong and Gao Shuai were afraid of him since Ah Hao was obviously a very easy-going person.

Xu Jian didn't bother to explain the power of the "Prince" on the earth. Anyway, in the eyes of males like An Lie and the others, Li Shihao was just a stronger half-male.Casually prevaricating with "I can't beat it", Xu Jian went straight to the kitchen and started eating, and by the way, grabbed a piece for An Lie who was too embarrassed to eat.

After dinner, there was no entertainment, Xu Jian took a wooden board, found some stones, and made a set of "backgammon" out of boredom.He couldn't win against Li Shihao and Bai Yufei, and he lost more than he won against Murong, so he had to fool Gao Shuai and An Lie to play with him.Bai Yufei had been rambunctious for too long during the day, and ate too much fried fish. He nestled in Li Shihao's arms and asked him to rub his belly. He was so sleepy that he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and he still wanted to listen to Murong's gossip.

"It's said that the pond is very lively today!"

Xu Jian expressed his interest in listening: "Have you gone fishing too?"

Murong didn't go fishing in the cold wind and rain. When he went out to deliver dried fish to Xiao Luota and Huoer, he saw Ah Heng rushing away with a person in his arms.

"Guess who he's hugging?" Murong had a wretched smile on his face, regretting his good looks.

Xu Jian and the others couldn't guess it right, and An Lie couldn't guess it even more.Ah Heng is his good friend, but An Lie has never heard of any half-male or female that Ah Heng has gotten close to recently.

Murong glanced at Li Shihao's not-so-good-looking expression, secretly pleased: "It's actually Yiran! Yiran saw Xiaobai jumping and jumping by the pond and wanted to eat fish, so he went into the water with the boss, but the water quality is poor A little bit, if Ah Heng hadn't jumped down in time, tsk tsk..."

"Yi Ran won't drown, even males can float up..." An Lie added weakly, and then Xu Jian and the others forced more explanations back into their throats with envy and hatred.

"Unexpectedly, today I can witness so many lovers who love each other! If I describe such a scene in school, the school forum will be paralyzed again." Murong glanced over Xu Jian, then An Lie, Laughing more and more "unsightly".

Xu Jian slammed down the chess piece and raised his eyebrows at An Lie: "I'm sorry, you lost again." Then, with the air of defeating the number one warrior of the Yihe tribe, he kicked the squeaking Murong over—— "Lover with love and love? Is that right? Don't call me a dog man anymore? Dead fly, let you talk nonsense! I will let you talk nonsense!"

"The dead duck is stubborn—I'm going! You dare to kick my face! You kick another one... Ho Ho, An Lie, come and see, come and see, Xu Jian is gone! Come, come, lift up his animal skin skirt, look Look at his SpongeBob panties! Hahahaha..."

"Go to hell—don't watch it! Second Handsome, let me go!..."

That scene is really joyful and violent, and it gets more and more interesting the more you watch it.The cold rainy night is also a little more warm because of this.