Crossing the Sixers

Do you still remember the Tang monk master and apprentice fighting the spider spirit in "Journey to the West"?Seven bewitching spider spirits were bathing in the pond, uh, no, bathing, Zhu Bajie, who volunteered to capture the fairies, mingled with the fairies, yelling something...

Ah stop stop.Li Shihao felt that he was going crazy.

I think he is a black bang young master at any rate on the earth, and his strength is not bragging. He usually pulls cool, bully, and dick to the sky. Er, no, he is so brave and mighty that he is irresistible. What about forcing people to work together?Of course, except for Ayu.

They were also splashing water, Murong, Gao Shuai and Xu Jian were more wretched than the other, they also shouted "Come on, come on", Murong, Gao Shuai and Xu Jian were more disgusting than the other.Ayu is different, Ayu splashing water is so cute, and Ayu's voice is so clear when he shouts "Come on, come on"...

Li Shihao moved aside calmly, trying to pretend that he didn't know the people who fought in the water.

Who can be deceived!The big underpants on them are all from the same series!All are from Bai Yufei's skillful hands, and there is a skull embroidered on the waistband of the trousers...

"Little white rabbit, remember to make some bath towels next time, the mud on my body..."

"To shut up!!!"

"Hey, don't you have them? Come on, let me see if the little white rabbit has turned into a little gray rabbit—wow, why are you kicking me... Hehe, hehe, sorry, it's me Your back rubbed against your feet..."

Murong and Gao Shuai made a "contempt" gesture towards Xu Jian, opened their arms, dived into the water, and appeared a few meters away after a few seconds, singing an out-of-key song while stepping on the water.

On the shore, there was a man standing, he was looking left and right in embarrassment, but he didn't dare to look at those shirtless half-male, namely Xu Jian and the others.

"An Lie, don't you take a bath... Um, don't you come down to play for a while? The water is neither cold nor hot, so it's comfortable to soak in!" Xu Jian slowly rowed to the shore, trying to pull An Lie's feet, with a look on his face. With a smirk, "Could it be, are you afraid of going into the water?"

An Lie's eyes didn't know where to look.Anyway, when he turned his head to this side and then to that side, Xu Jian's slightly pale, thin, small body of Chi Guoguo would come into his eyes.What's more frightening is that Xu Jian's big underpants floated up due to the buoyancy of the water, and his long white legs were paddling in the water, swaying in An Lie's eyes... An Lie wished he could cover it with his hands. face.

"If you're afraid of water, you're afraid of water. Why are you still blushing!" Xu Jian joked, grabbing An Lie's ankle, and tried his best to drag An Lie into the water, but he was so tired that he was panting. , hot air floated on his face, and after being seen by An Lie, An Lie became more and more uncomfortable.

Xu Jian was annoyed: "You don't swim, so what are you doing here?"

An Lie was a little panicked: "Ajian, I...I..." His eyes caught sight of the two pink peas on the light wheat-colored skin, and an uncontrollable stream of heat flowed down from his nostrils, pat, pat, Drops on the grass blades on the shore.

Xu Jian stared, his brain in a state of collapse.

On the side, Li Shihao further explained leisurely: "He saw something he shouldn't have seen, and he became a little estrous."

After Xu Jian was stunned for a few seconds, he grabbed a handful of river mud and covered An Lie's face, dived into the water, and ran away.An Lie had never been so embarrassed, with blood and mud on his face, he found Xu Jian hidden underwater for a long time, he jumped into the river awkwardly, and looked for Xu Jian everywhere in a panic.

Here, Li Shihao suffered retribution, because Bai Yufei pestered him and asked—"Does nosebleeds come from estrus? But many people don't have nosebleeds, and animals don't have nosebleeds, so you are lying to Xu Jian, right... ..."

Li Shihao had no choice but to snatch the animal skin swimming ring back from Murong, and put it on Bai Yufei, keeping him a little farther away from him.

Murong lost his swimming ring, so he had to run to the shallow water area to play.He found something resembling a small shrimp under the gravel, held his breath and dived to the bottom of the water, trying to see it clearly, but was suddenly grabbed by the waist, and then the waist rope of the big pants was untied.Murong grabbed the waistband of his trousers, surfaced, and desperately searched for the culprit, and found Gao Shuai who had absconded.

Murong sneered, rushed over, grabbed Gao Shuai's ankle, and dragged him to the bottom of the water.Gao Shuai's water skills were similarly bad, and he was succeeded by Murong after a few strokes.

"Come on, come on, who wants Er Shuai's big underpants~~~" Murong jumped up and down, lifted Gao Shuai's big underpants high, and flung them to the river bank.

"You two are actually doing it underwater... Tsk tsk, the world is getting worse!" Xu Jian winked.

Gao Shuai blushed: "Who is doing it underwater! Four-eyed boy, you talk nonsense-er, I was just joking, brother..." Woohoo, the boss will beat Xiao Liu for molesting, and Xu Jian will be beaten for threatening Xu Jian. An Lie glared, making a joke with Murong but being teased by him like this, what a miserable life!

Murong and Xu Jian huddled together in the water, Gao Shuai took the opportunity to slip to the river bank and search for his big underpants in the grass.

Bai Yufei pawed at the water, bouncing and bouncing his little long legs in the water, humming happily—"I am an ugly duckling eeeeeeeeeeee~ I am an ugly duckling eeeeeeeeeeee~~quack~I am an ugly duckling~~quack~I am an ugly duckling Ugly duckling... Hey, hey, someone is coming!"

Those who came were Ah Zi, Yi Mei, Duolan, Wei Na, and half-male A Yuan and A Jing.A group of them were talking and laughing, but now they all stood still, looking at a white moving thing lying on the grass by the river.

"I found it!" Gao Shuai cheered, turned around, jumped up, and shouted into the river, "I'm too weak, next time you have the ability to throw it... Damn it!"

Louder than the shrieks of the handsome, are the shrieks of the females and half-male.

Several females, as well as Ah Yuan and Ah Jing, saw a man naked, shy and angry at the same time, screamed and threw the clothes in their hands and the wooden basin at Gao Shuai, and they just hit him In the Yi River.

"Yes, I'm sorry! Girls, no, brother, no, that me, I, I am really not a hooligan!!!" Gao Shuai hid under the water, only showing the part above his mouth, wanting to cry, "I didn't Wanting to play hooligans—that was an accident! I was picking this..." Tried to show the big pants as proof, but found that it seemed more hooligan.

A group of females and half-male breathed a sigh of relief, and it took a long time to remember that the guy just now was not a male, but a half-male!Really, a false alarm.

"You can't do this next time! Although you are a half-male, but, this is not good!" Ah Jing muttered, smiled sheepishly, and then went to wash clothes very calmly.

Ah Zi also called Wei Na and the others to wash together. While packing up her clothes and basins, she asked Xu Jian puzzledly, "Why are you motionless? Who is behind you?"

Xu Jian laughed until his face froze.Just then An Lie suddenly hid behind him, clinging to him, making Xu Jian's nerves tense for a moment, until he found a group of females and half-male laughing and walking towards him.An Lie was afraid that it would be bad for females and half males to see him with his naked upper body.Then Gao Shuai made a fool of himself, Xu Jian followed Murong and laughed so hard that he almost went crazy, leaning forward and backward in the water, without paying attention, his back seemed to be kissed... Xu Jian smiled awkwardly at Ah Zi, but his heart went crazy Incomparable.

An Lie was probably still blaming himself for accidentally touching Xu Jian's back with his lips. His whole body was hot, and Xu Jian could feel the hot water behind him bubbling.

Gao Shuai who hastily put on the big underpants chased Murong and beat him violently.

Li Shihao wanted to turn around, but Bai Yufei was sticking to him behind him, pushing his shoulders with both hands to prevent him from turning around.Li Shihao couldn't help laughing.

"You're also half-male, what's there to be shy about?"

"...I'm a man! Hmph...they're girls..."

"Hehe, but you are half-male and a child in their eyes."

"No! I, I have grown up...Brother Shihao, let's go quickly..."

"How to get there? The clothes are still on the shore, wait until they finish washing."

Bai Yufei begged coquettishly, not wanting to stay for a minute.Ah Zi, with sharp ears, recognized his voice immediately, and greeted him enthusiastically. Seeing that Bai Yufei was only protruding his small head from Li Shihao's shoulder, with a reluctant expression, she jumped into the water and dragged Bai Yufei into a group of females. among.

A few females didn't care about washing their clothes, and went into the water one after another, including A Yuan and A Jing, surrounded Bai Yufei, asking why he was so white, why his skin was so smooth, and why his hair was so soft, and they were touched and touched. It was pinching... Finally, Bai Yufei burst into tears, covered his face, fell from the swimming pool, accidentally choked on water, and cried even harder when he surfaced.

Li Shihao swam over and dragged him to the shallow water. Bai Yufei immediately punched and kicked him, cursing sobbingly—"You... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! "

"No." Li Shihao opened his eyes and said nonsense, suppressed his smile, put his arms around Bai Yufei to coax him, "Okay, okay, I will make it clear to them that in our earth tribe, you can't be naked like them... "

"I'm not naked! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Li Shihao took advantage of the opportunity to wipe Bai Yufei's face, kissed and kissed again, and managed to eat countless tofu.

In a very awkward posture, Xu Jian led An Lie to a relatively distant shallow water beach, hiding under the green branches hanging down into the river.Only then did An Lie swim away from behind Xu Jian, and when he saw Xu Jian's face, he blushed again, pretending to appreciate the scenery, but he didn't dare to look at him.

Xu Jian was so embarrassed that he gave An Lie a blank look, and kicked An Lie secretly while he was not paying attention.It's a pity that the strength in the water was insufficient, that kick was equivalent to making a gentle intimate contact with An Lie's abdomen, in other words, it was "teasing".An Lie looked at Xu Jian in surprise, Xu Jian almost vomited blood, blushed, buried his head under the water, and slipped away in despair.

In the end, they couldn't wait until the female and half-male finished washing their clothes, because Bai Yufei couldn't take it anymore.

Ah Zi and the others apologized to Bai Yufei, thinking that they had hurt Bai Yufei, and then persistently asked him how to take care of him.Forget it, Ah Jing actually asked who sang the "little duck song" just now, they thought it was very good, and wanted to learn it!

In the end, Li Shihao had no choice but to ask An Lie to dive ashore and steal the clothes of several people away.So there was such a strange scene on the bank of the Yi River—a few boys wearing only big underpants, hunched over their waists, hiding in the green grass at half a person's height by the river and trotting, putting on clothes while running, Very busy.After finally putting on the vest and T-shirt, he immediately ran wildly!

"Hey, where are they?" Ah Zi was very puzzled, "Why are they all gone?"

"It seems to be swimming over there. Ah Zi, Ah Zi, don't you think they seem a little afraid of us?"

"No? Murong told us a joke just now. Murong looks so pretty when he smiles! What do you think?"

"No, Xiaobai looks the best when he smiles!"

"Oh~~~ So, Dolan, you like Xiaobai! Unfortunately, he is half-male!"

"Hate it! I don't like Xiaobai! I like Atu like that—"

"So you like my big brother~~~hahahaha..."

On the way to the Yihe Tribe, a group of boys in big pants ran a long way before stopping, looking at each other, and began to complain about how embarrassed they were.Murong even deliberately tugged on Gao Shuai's waistband, to see his butt, to make sure that there is indeed a heart-shaped birthmark on his butt.Gao Shuai swore to the death to defend his innocence, the two fought and fought, you lifted my skirt, I pulled your big pants, many males returning from hunting blushed when they saw them, and ran away quickly.

Xu Jian put his arms around Bai Yufei's shoulders and told him about his glorious history. It was nothing more than playing cards in the dormitory in high school until his underwear disappeared. According to the bet, he wore a short skirt woven with leaves and walked around the dormitory. , Shouting "I am Tarzan the Jungle Prince" while shaking.Also, on the second day of the university term, I strayed into the women's toilet in the teaching building, and had to hide in the cubicle for half an hour...

An Lie couldn't help laughing as he listened.Xu Jian turned his head and glared at him, and An Lie immediately put on a serious face and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle.