Crossing the Sixers

Chapter 32 032 Snowball Fight and Snowman

This is the 100th day since they came to the male planet, and the male planet has entered the second month of the snow season.The heavy snowfall turned the Yihe tribe into a snow-covered fairy tale world.Xu Jian and the others hugged the hand warmer, looked at each other with wry smiles, and felt more and more like the concubines in the ancient harem who had nothing to do with the hand warmer in their arms every day.But what else can I do?Even Gao Shuai from the Northeast couldn't stand such severe cold.Fortunately, their small villas are good at keeping warm, nestling here, chatting, dazed, and the days passed.

In fact, they are not so idle.Bai Yufei had nothing to do, so he took the wooden board and recalled how the white paper was made. He had been researching for the past few days and began to put the white paper into production when the warm season came.Li Shihao officially became a member of the patrol team of the Yihe Tribe, together with An Lie and Atu. Yesterday it was their turn to go to the woods in front of the tribe to check, to prevent the turmoil on the Yihe River from spreading to the Yihe Tribe. No shift came back.Because Gao Shuai and Murong showed off their talents in front of the leader Su Mo before and learned to recite poems, they were "asked" by the leader these days, and had to agree to the leader to silently write "Three Hundred Tang Poems" as a textbook for educating the tribal children. There is the "Three Character Classic".Gao Shuai has a good temper in front of the children, while Murong is used to enjoying the admiration of the children, so he doesn't complain much when doing this job.

Xu Jian's task is to take care of Su La.I don't know if the boss and the others did this on purpose.It's like treating him like Xu Shao as a nanny.

Sura's belly is already bulging, half of the seven-month pregnancy of a half-male has passed, and he will give birth to a baby when the snow season is over and the wind season arrives.Xu Jian and the others heard for the first time that pregnancy only takes seven months, and that semi-male childbirth is different from natural female childbirth. It needs to cut open the belly, take out the baby and then stitch it up... Xu Jian thought of the bloody situation, and his scalp twitched. numb.Fortunately, every tribe has herbal medicine for half-male wound healing. As long as the leaves of the herb are crushed and applied to the wound stitched with bone needles, it will heal quickly, and the death rate is not too high to be terrible.

Xu Jian didn't dare to ask Su La if she was afraid.The child seemed to have a hard time accepting her pregnancy at first, but now it is very adaptable, after all, it is a half-male in this world.Sura eats and sleeps every day. Xu Jian cooks almost six meals a day, and specially steams a lot of sweet potatoes for Sura as snacks.On this day, they were all sitting in the living room, doing their own things. Su La learned to knit sweaters under Xu Jian’s guidance, and she seemed to be addicted to it. Glad he could find something to distract him, too, knowing that pregnant women's depression can drive people crazy no matter where it is.

Now each of them wears a sweater next to their skin. Strange to say, the sweaters woven from the silk threads produced by silkworms here are extraordinarily smooth and warm.Gradually, Xu Jian couldn't sit still.It was too hot in the living room too.He looked at Sura. Sura was in good spirits today. She didn't snooze. She was obsessed with knitting a coat for the child who was about to be born without even raising her head.

"Let's go out and play." Xu Jian suggested.

Murong rolled his eyes at him: "What's so interesting about this place?"

It seems... not really.

When several people shook their heads and sighed, a white ball hit the glass window, and with a bang, the white ball exploded on the glass window. It turned out to be a snowball.Bai Yufei's eyes lit up instantly - "Let's go build a snowman!"

When he said this, Xu Jian, Gao Shuai and Murong immediately cheered and began to put clothes on their bodies.Sura was also attracted, and when he figured out what a game project is to make a snowman, he quickly dropped the wooden needle and wool, and was busy wearing a hat and wrapping a scarf.

"Your body..." Xu Jian was puzzled.

Sura panicked: "I want to go! Ah Jian, I also want to..."

The pitiful little appearance couldn't be more like Bai Yufei's usual begging for big guys.Xu Jian raised the white flag to surrender, helped him put on the animal leather boots, and repeatedly told him not to run or jump around.Sura nodded excitedly, and just after she finished dressing, she ran out the door hand in hand with Bai Yufei, and then shouted loudly in the yard, calling out to many people.

It turned out that men, women and children gathered in the square where the altar was located, and there were endless laughter.A group of male children are throwing snowballs at each other.The leader of a group of children is Rota.Luota's father, Lin, went hunting. Li Yan, who has always been kind to him, has no mission today, and came here to cheer for Luota.

"Strive hard! Push hard! Your arm should be a little bit back!" Li Yan yelled, laughing proudly every time Rota hit a little male.Fortunately, the males here are more sensible, otherwise the children would play snowball fights, and the surrounding adults would fight in groups.

Li Yan's laughter stopped abruptly when he saw Xu Jian and the others.Not long ago, Li Yan helped An Lie's good friend Huo Ying. Xu Jian and the others thought it was a sign of reconciliation. Unexpectedly, Li Yan could calculate one yard for one yard very clearly. He still didn't like them. It doesn't look good anymore.When hunting, Li Yan's small group of males seemed to be competing with An Lie. Once the prey was less than what An Lie and the others brought back, they would gnash their teeth, and once they surpassed An Lie and the others, they would be arrogant.

Do you think this behavior is too childish?

The five-person team from Earth didn't bother to pay attention to this Wannian No.2, oh, no, since Li Shihao joined the Yihe Tribe, Li Yan has been "Wannian No.3".

"What kind of fun is the half-male doing..." The male named A Chong followed Li Yan, glanced at Xu Jian and the others, and muttered in a low voice.

The female Emi next to him is now his fiancée.Yimei admired Xu Jian very much, and retorted angrily when she heard this: "What do you mean? Can't half-male have snowball fights? Does that mean females can't either?!"

"You actually speak for those weird guys!" The female named "Ying" is the best friend of Li Yan's female partner, Amei. Hearing Yimei's words, she immediately sarcastically asked, "Yimei, whose partner are you!"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Who are you attacking?!"

Don't look at these females who are usually smiling and weak, but when they start a match, they have a hot temper and want to fight if they don't agree with each other.Several females were divided into two factions, arguing so loudly that they seemed to be suppressing their laughter.A Chong, who caused the quarrel, quickly pulled Yi Mei away.

"Ugly! Don't ask me to see you next time!" Yimei kept shouting.

In fact, Ying is really not ugly, but he is a bit more ordinary-looking than Yimei and others.If Yimei could understand such scolding, she might be able to tear down the entire tribe.Ugly is what Yi Mei learned when Murong scolded Xu Jian and Gao Shuai. She only knew that it was a curse, but she didn't understand what "ugly" meant.

Xu Jian and Gao Shuai raised their eyebrows at Murong, and Murong touched his nose in embarrassment, vowing in his heart that he would never swear casually again, so as not to spoil the innocent and lovely little beauties of the Yihe tribe.

"Ah Hao! Ah Jian! Come too!" Huo Ying yelled in the crowd, and he was still riding his little boy Hall around his neck.Hall giggled and laughed at them, and a heavy snowball hit them.

Murong swept his legs magnificently, the snowball flew into the air, turned into a parabola, and fell to nowhere.

Such a glamorous half-male, such a vigorous body, such a handsome posture (actually imitating Bruce Lee's classic pose), it's really amazing!The males in the square were amazed.

After Xu Jian and the others waddled and squeezed in, they were immediately amused.Hall had already climbed off Huo Ying's back, and was squatting on the ground rolling snowballs.He didn't even wear gloves on his small hands, so Huo Ying was relieved.

"Brother Jian!" Seeing Xu Jian, Rota jumped up and ran over, showing off his achievements to him, "I hit seven!"

Little Hall immediately looked up when he heard Ah Jian's name, and when he saw Xu Jian, his chubby body really rolled over... until it rolled in front of Xu Jian.Huo Ying was so embarrassed, why couldn't this little guy walk as smoothly as he ate!Little Hall hopped to ask Xu Jian to hug him.Xu Jian bent over and was almost fell by him.This little baby must have gained too much weight!I need to lose weight, dear!

"Little Hall, will uncle take you to build a snowman?"

"Yeah! Hmmm!" Hey, hey, just talk, don't take out the handsome guy's pocket, okay? !Really no snacks!No!

You are fat and round, and you still want to eat!Xu Jian had no choice but to agree that today's dinner would be his share.

Xu Jian hugged Hall and took Sura and Bai Yufei to build a snowman.Murong and Gao Shuai yelled, ignoring the fact that they kept yelling that they were adults, and joined the children's fight.Not long after, a few semi-male men of the Yihe tribe couldn't hold back and joined the ranks of snowball fights, and then the males... snowballs were flying everywhere, and many spectators were "victimized". Xu Jian made a snowman When I saw the strength of the little male several times, I finally understood who threw the snowball that hit the glass window of my house.

"Ajian, what is this?" Su La was puzzled by Xu Jian's preliminary snowman. Is it a "person" if two round balls are stacked together?

"It's not finished yet, you'll know later." Xu Jian slapped around enthusiastically, and there was a little Hall below who giggled and slapped along with him.

Gradually, older females also joined the ranks of making snowmen.During the snow season in previous years, they were so afraid of the cold that they would not go out at all.It's all silkworms raised by Xu Jian and the others, and their idea of ​​using animal skins to make clothes allows them to dress so warmly and go out to play and play.Bai Yufei is no longer shy when getting along with the little females, because these little females are basically only eleven or twelve years old in their conception, and they are all children.Bai Yufei enthusiastically instructed the big guys how to build a snowman, and was divided into several teams to compete in speed and creativity.

"What are you?" Su Mo, the leader of the Yihe Tribe arrived at some time, and asked curiously when he saw a section of the city wall built by Bai Yufei.

When they first arrived, Su Mo was very wary of them, but as time passed, Su Mo also began to understand that although these individuals supported An Lie, they never encouraged An Lie to seize the position of tribal leader.In addition, Su Mo is sincerely working for the tribe, and their own relationship is much better than the relationship between Xu Jian and others and the witch doctor Thorn.

Xu Jian and the others had some new ideas and were willing to share them with Su Mo.

"The Great Wall." Bai Yufei introduced seriously, "It's a city wall built by our tribe to defend against the invasion of foreign enemies. You see, it can be used as a watchtower, a beacon tower, and troops. The Great Wall is very long. The world... in our tribe, is as important as the altar."

Su Mo nodded, thoughtfully.After a while, he couldn't help asking: "The watchtower you built in the woods in front of the tribe is similar to this one, right?"

"It's a bit similar. But the watchtower is what I think of based on the TV series... well, it's the lighthouse in our place. It was only built temporarily, and the distance you can see is still too short. It doesn't play a role here. Big. Because the beasts here run very fast, it is better to build a wall than to build a watchtower..."

"The wall?"

"Yes, that's..."

Unknowingly, the content of the two people's discussion became clearer. When Bai Yufei announced the completion of the Great Wall made of snow, he and the leader Su Mo also made a plan to build the Yihe tribe into a city in the future.Xu Jian was stunned when he heard it, and felt more and more that men are not all simple and honest, like the leader in front of him, he is very cunning!But after all, he was doing it for the good of his own tribe, so Xu Jian didn't plan to say anything more.

Xu Jian withdrew his black paws, and showed off to Little Hall who was cheering and clapping: "Look, does this panda look like you?"

One chubby, looking at the other chubby.

Hall nodded wildly, and the females who surrounded him expressed their vividness.Su La was amazed, and especially admired Xu Jian's idea of ​​coloring pandas with charcoal gray.But when I turned my head, I saw Bai Yufei's Great Wall winding and circling on the "mountain", and Yi Ran's two-meter-diameter and three-meter-high "watchtower" snow sculpture. Snowballs are thrown from the small hole at the bottom of the tower, and the watchtower is used as a fortress, and the eyeballs are about to fall out.

Xu Jian was even more depressed.The game of the earthlings, why do friends from alien planets play better!cut!Isn't it that strength can collect more snow?When An Lie comes back, I will ask An Lie to make me a palace hall made of snow, so that you will be blinded!

"No more fights, come and see the snowman!" Rota greeted his friends.

Probably because the distance was a bit far, a little male didn't hear the end of the game, grabbed a semi-circular snowball and threw it at Rota.Rota dodged perfectly, and the snowball flew towards Sura's stomach!Xu Jian was so frightened that his whole body turned cold. At this moment, a tall figure flashed in front of his eyes, and the snowball hit that person's thigh.

Li Shihao, An Lie, and Atu are back.The males were all surprised by Li Shihao's swift reaction.This half-male is actually faster than many males, no wonder he's on patrol!

But Li Shihao stood there, bared his teeth, frowned, looking in pain.Bai Yufei ran over quickly, but the snowball didn't break, and rolled down to Bai Yufei's feet, almost tripping him.

"Brother Shihao, are you... are you okay?" Bai Yufei was about to cry.

Li Shihao hurriedly pulled him, comforting him that he was fine.Xu Jian also ran forward at this moment, picked up the snowball and looked at it, it was incredible, it turned out to be a white stone covered with snow!Thinking of the consequences of the stone hitting Sura's stomach, Xu Jian's legs went limp.

"How?" An Lie stepped forward and asked.

Li Shihao moved his legs, a little sluggishly, but he didn't hurt his bones.The little male was probably tired from playing too, and he was not very strong, and because he was so close, Li Shihao was not seriously injured.Moreover, since coming to this world, their ability to bear pain seems to have improved a lot.

Su La was also terrified, unable to speak.He clutched his stomach, and after a while wept, he squatted on the ground, wiping away his tears.Xiao Xiongxiong was more afraid of getting into trouble than anyone else, but he still stood up and apologized very responsibly.Xu Jian and the others said it was fine, and told him again and again that he didn't need to care.They took Sura to go home. Before Ah Heng left, he caught a glimpse of Yi Ran's worried face and rubbed his head with a smile. Yi Ran didn't resist for the first time, and his sister Yi Mei's face was ugly.

The little male stood anxiously beside his father and E'Mu, picking at the white stone and watching them leave.

Xu Jian was walking, suddenly stopped, put his thumb in his mouth and licked it.An Lie felt that he was going to have a nosebleed again, so he quickly pulled Xu Jian's thumb out of his mouth, but Xu Jian acted like a fool, and stuck his index finger in again. This time, before An Lie could stop him, he suddenly turned around. Overhead, ran back towards the little male.Xiao Xiongxiong's family thought he ran back to beat people, because his expression was too scary, and the males next to him were also a little embarrassed, wondering whether they should stop him or not.It was the little male, with his chest straightened out and his eyes closed, with a dignified expression.

"This, can I have a look?" Xu Jian asked with a gentle yet eager smile.

"Ah?" Xiaoxiong stretched out his hand in a daze, and handed him the white stone. The next second, he yelled, extremely anxious.Because Xu Jian took the stone and took a bite!

"Bah, bah, bah!" Xu Jian vomited.

An Lie's face turned pale, he pulled Xu Jian, wiped his mouth with his palm, seeing Xu Jian's discomfort because of the bad taste in his mouth, he didn't want to lower his head, put his tongue in his mouth, and put his tongue in his mouth. He licked his teeth and tongue fiercely. After licking and licking, An Lie couldn't bear to withdraw his tongue. He held Xu Jian's face forgetfully, and licked his teeth and tongue again, again, again...

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