Please select the host
Chapter 5 Failure
Cheng Yi began to wonder if it was because he was in contact with Shang Qi, no, Shang Qi visited him too often.
Although Shang Qi chanted alone every time, he occasionally gave a response.But how about being found?How many rivals does Shang Qi have in this sect?
Cheng Yi wanted to laugh a little inappropriately.
"Is this where Junior Brother Shang often comes?" A handsome man looked at Cheng Yi's almost bare orange tree, with blatant suspicion on his face.
Who would come to see a tree every day without any problems?Who would bring a lot of spiritual liquid and panacea to a tree every day?What's more, it's still such an ugly and ignorant orange tree?Are there not enough spiritual trees and grasses on Changyun Mountain?Even other trees without spiritual knowledge can remain evergreen and upright under the influence of Changyun Mountain's aura. This tree is a vulgar thing no matter how you look at it, or a vulgar thing that has just gone up the mountain.
The "vulgar thing" Cheng Yi has already automatically directed a 40-episode script in his mind that uses trash to counterattack and cultivate immortality.
"Next, as one of the cannon fodder, this seemingly human-looking brother should say, 'Sure enough, the vision that ordinary people should have.'"
"Sure enough, it's the vision that ordinary people should have." Brother Cannon Fodder snorted coldly.
Unit Four: ...
Cheng Yi smiled in his heart, and asked Yao Si again: "Baby Yao Si, come and take the next sentence, after training for so many days, what do you think the little cannon fodder over there who can not even show his face will say? ?”
Fourteenth: "... what brother said is true."
As soon as Yaosi finished his answer, his wretched face didn't need to show cannon fodder and said: "Elder brother is right!"
Unit Four: ...Ah! ! !I have fallen! ! !
Cheng Yi: "So you're still a senior brother..."
The cannon fodder couldn't hear Kazuki's heart, and they still played out Cheng Yi's inner script.
"Since you have embarked on the path of immortality, it is better to concentrate on the path of immortality. As a senior brother, I also have the responsibility to urge the younger brothers to go on the right path on behalf of the master." The superficial setting of the words, "Although it is not wrong for Junior Brother Shang to be associated with this vulgar thing, it is not beneficial to cultivation after all. Today I will make the decision to get rid of this crude thing!"
Cheng Yi thought leisurely: It took a long time to get to the point. From the point of view of cannon fodder, giving a thumbs up is just long-winded from the point of view of a bystander!
Unit Four: Ah! ! !Is that the point? !Host, your tree can't survive!
Cheng Yi: "Ah, by the way, I haven't lived for three years, have I?" Cheng Yi suddenly realized.
Unit four: "Yes..."
"Can I survive under his hands with my current aura?"
Yaosi shut up, no matter how anxious he is, to be honest, the aura of the host is really nothing to see.
Cheng Yi understood that it was really impossible for him to just sit and wait for death. He, the youngest of the Cheng family, had never been someone who would let others slaughter him without giving anything back to his opponent.
Then, for the first time, Cheng Yi was "indifferent" to this situation... You have to be active even if you are so meow!
"Yaosi baby," Cheng Yi's voice was extremely gentle, but Yaosi could hear the data fluctuate, "I remember that aura can be turned into an attack, right?"
Seeing all the cannon fodder who had already brought the spiritual weapon to deal with Master Cheng's orange tree, Yao Si was a little helpless.It’s possible, but it’s just a few auras… “The host doesn’t think about it…”
"It's never a fool's errand to expect unreliable help from others without thinking about it."
Yaosi silently deleted the second half of the sentence 'wait for that Shangqi guy to come' from his waiting display board.
I almost forgot who the host is...
In a pack of hungry wolves, kill a wolf cub that eats its own kind.
"bring it on."
So the spiritual power drawn from the tree turned into several sharp blades and shot at the cannon fodder one, two, and three who were about to hit the tree trunk, piercing their vital parts with extremely fast speed and strong vigor.
"Senior brother, why don't you burn this rotten wood clean." Cannon Fodder Yi said.
"If you burn it, the smell of this vulgar thing is not good." Cannon Fodder Two said.
"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just cut it off at the middle, and leave half of it for Junior Brother Shang to remember?" Cannon Fodder San said with a smile.
……
Sure enough, even if he was a wolf cub in the past, he is now a tree, an orange tree.
Yao Si silently hid himself.
"Yaosi baby?" Cheng Yi's voice was as gentle as water. If any innocent young girl could hear it, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he would be attracted by this voice and fall in love.
But Yaosi didn't want to hear this voice the most!
"...cough, as I said earlier, the host is now a tree, and the spiritual power of a tree is negligible to a cultivator in this world, even with its own inherent defense, ahem, it can't be looked down upon. "
"...Then it's useless to smack his face with branches, right?" Although it was a question, Cheng Yi understood it.
"Yes." Yaosi replied weakly.
A moment of silence.
Yaosi felt that there must be a problem with his data, otherwise how could he realize what panic is.
"Ah~" Unexpectedly, Cheng Yi Orange Tree just sighed in front of Yao Si, "My dear Yao Si, the world you chose is very unreliable." Cheng Yi expressed his disappointment.
"..."
"It actually failed. Is this a script to go back to the pinnacle of life and break through the limitations of the world to become a god?" Cheng Yi became excited, and even began to sketch the script in his mind, which can be called a big one. masterpiece.
Yao Si looked at the outline of the script, which only had a prototype, and the chip was almost on fire.This script is poisonous!Returning its brain circuit is still considered a normal host!
He is not the one who was so stupid that he was so stupid that he was finally restricted by some stupid thing!
The host is not even the number one hero!
Is it really the wrong world?Should I find a quest that is more in line with the host's original world?But... why do you always feel that such a task is more difficult to complete? !
"No, host! Look at the swords, lights, swords and shadows in front of you, full of murderous intent! Host, do you still remember your great mission?!" Really don't consider borrowing the protagonist's luck?Yao Si didn't have the guts to say this to Cheng Yi.
The sharpness of the sword had already hurt Cheng Yi's trunk, and he suddenly asked: "By the way, haven't I asked, what will happen if I fail?"
coming!
"Ahem!" Yao Si raised his voice seriously, showing the majesty of the system: "If it is not completed, the host will be severely punished. The host will lose the right to choose in the next world after the failed task. If it fails more than three times in a row, The host will no longer have the right to choose for life!"
Then, Cheng Yi completely gave up thinking and waited for the outline of the next world.
Unit four:!
This is not the same as the script!Will the host get nervous after listening to the agreement and start to take the task seriously?
If Cheng Yi knew that Baby Four conceived a plot in an instant, he would be very pleased and comfort the baby whose plot failed: he was still too young.
No matter how anxious Yaosi is now, it is useless. Facing the wooden residue that he can no longer see, Yaosi decided to delete all the self-made plots in the chip, copy the [-]-point system work guide, and fill his space!
This job is too difficult!The first mission failed, and when I go back to the headquarters, other systems will not laugh at the host, but only the Haha system!
Experience the principle of the life system: there are no failed hosts, only broken systems.
Broken Yaosi said that if you give him a dozen emoticons now, he can instantly give out all the deadpan emoticons...
"Doesn't it hurt?"
"It hurts." Cheng Yimu said in a muffled voice.
I can't hear it at all...
"Isn't a tree supposed to 'stop' its voice?" Cheng Yi replied with a wooden voice.
Is it still interesting to follow the "wooden" design at this time?
However, what Cheng Yi, who has no only body now, wants to know more is: "Baby Yaosi, the mission has not failed? Why am I still here?"
That's right, Cheng Yi is now floating in the air in his human form, to be more precise, a spirit body.The handsome face is full of indifference, and there is a smile on the corner of the mouth, and there are smiles in the eyes, but it will not make people who see him think that he is smiling.
"The spiritual liquid that Shang Qi poured on the host is not for nothing." Yao Si replied without any pressure, "It is an extremely precious thing anyway, and it is not difficult to keep the host's soul immortal for a period of time."
"So it's just a matter of time?"
"..."
"And can't do anything?"
"..."
"Okay, at least it's better than a tree that can't move."
Yaosi shivered holding the main chip.
Cheng Yi watched several people vent their anger with his orange tree and left contentedly after finding a sense of existence, he didn't know what to say.
Next, people with some brains will start to plan something, make things bigger and frame up, lie and say that this strange and ordinary tree is related to the opposite party such as the magic way, no matter whether it is true or not, it will always do Something, like this...simple practice...
Cheng Yi decided to lower the average IQ of the aborigines in this world by half.
Breaking free from the restrictions, Cheng Yi began to wander around the mountain.
People flying around, bottomless cliffs, all kinds of strange and rare beasts, and a group of spiritual grasses and trees with spiritual wisdom...
"I would do the same if I had nothing to do? Tsk tsk tsk..." Cheng Yi shook his head and looked at the squirming sticky plant in front of him, feeling it.
Unitary: ... Don't look at the aquatic plants!You are an orange tree!It's a terrestrial plant!
Cheng Yi wandered up and down the mountain for a few days, and it was the first time since he came to this world that he had a more intuitive and comprehensive understanding of this place.
Unscientific methods of cultivating immortals, brain-dead fighting routines, and the mad protagonist he has already determined in this world.
Cheng Yisensen feels that it is not a problem for an actor who has just made his debut to become a director or screenwriter, and he must beat the eight Roman streets of screenwriters in the world.
That's right, in the eyes of Cheng Yi and Yao Si, Shang Qi is crazy.
Desperately collecting sawdust and ashes from orange trees, driving those brainless cannon fodder all crazy, just for one tree?Not to mention that his master and fellow students didn't believe it, the victim Cheng Yi himself didn't believe it either.
"Master host, the time is up, we have to go (to accept the punishment)." Yao Si's voice was quite cheerful, this is the first time he was still in a good mood when the host mission failed, it's really strange~
Cheng Yi looked at the business that was destroying the mountain, and replied "Yes" leisurely, and his eyes went dark.
Although Shang Qi chanted alone every time, he occasionally gave a response.But how about being found?How many rivals does Shang Qi have in this sect?
Cheng Yi wanted to laugh a little inappropriately.
"Is this where Junior Brother Shang often comes?" A handsome man looked at Cheng Yi's almost bare orange tree, with blatant suspicion on his face.
Who would come to see a tree every day without any problems?Who would bring a lot of spiritual liquid and panacea to a tree every day?What's more, it's still such an ugly and ignorant orange tree?Are there not enough spiritual trees and grasses on Changyun Mountain?Even other trees without spiritual knowledge can remain evergreen and upright under the influence of Changyun Mountain's aura. This tree is a vulgar thing no matter how you look at it, or a vulgar thing that has just gone up the mountain.
The "vulgar thing" Cheng Yi has already automatically directed a 40-episode script in his mind that uses trash to counterattack and cultivate immortality.
"Next, as one of the cannon fodder, this seemingly human-looking brother should say, 'Sure enough, the vision that ordinary people should have.'"
"Sure enough, it's the vision that ordinary people should have." Brother Cannon Fodder snorted coldly.
Unit Four: ...
Cheng Yi smiled in his heart, and asked Yao Si again: "Baby Yao Si, come and take the next sentence, after training for so many days, what do you think the little cannon fodder over there who can not even show his face will say? ?”
Fourteenth: "... what brother said is true."
As soon as Yaosi finished his answer, his wretched face didn't need to show cannon fodder and said: "Elder brother is right!"
Unit Four: ...Ah! ! !I have fallen! ! !
Cheng Yi: "So you're still a senior brother..."
The cannon fodder couldn't hear Kazuki's heart, and they still played out Cheng Yi's inner script.
"Since you have embarked on the path of immortality, it is better to concentrate on the path of immortality. As a senior brother, I also have the responsibility to urge the younger brothers to go on the right path on behalf of the master." The superficial setting of the words, "Although it is not wrong for Junior Brother Shang to be associated with this vulgar thing, it is not beneficial to cultivation after all. Today I will make the decision to get rid of this crude thing!"
Cheng Yi thought leisurely: It took a long time to get to the point. From the point of view of cannon fodder, giving a thumbs up is just long-winded from the point of view of a bystander!
Unit Four: Ah! ! !Is that the point? !Host, your tree can't survive!
Cheng Yi: "Ah, by the way, I haven't lived for three years, have I?" Cheng Yi suddenly realized.
Unit four: "Yes..."
"Can I survive under his hands with my current aura?"
Yaosi shut up, no matter how anxious he is, to be honest, the aura of the host is really nothing to see.
Cheng Yi understood that it was really impossible for him to just sit and wait for death. He, the youngest of the Cheng family, had never been someone who would let others slaughter him without giving anything back to his opponent.
Then, for the first time, Cheng Yi was "indifferent" to this situation... You have to be active even if you are so meow!
"Yaosi baby," Cheng Yi's voice was extremely gentle, but Yaosi could hear the data fluctuate, "I remember that aura can be turned into an attack, right?"
Seeing all the cannon fodder who had already brought the spiritual weapon to deal with Master Cheng's orange tree, Yao Si was a little helpless.It’s possible, but it’s just a few auras… “The host doesn’t think about it…”
"It's never a fool's errand to expect unreliable help from others without thinking about it."
Yaosi silently deleted the second half of the sentence 'wait for that Shangqi guy to come' from his waiting display board.
I almost forgot who the host is...
In a pack of hungry wolves, kill a wolf cub that eats its own kind.
"bring it on."
So the spiritual power drawn from the tree turned into several sharp blades and shot at the cannon fodder one, two, and three who were about to hit the tree trunk, piercing their vital parts with extremely fast speed and strong vigor.
"Senior brother, why don't you burn this rotten wood clean." Cannon Fodder Yi said.
"If you burn it, the smell of this vulgar thing is not good." Cannon Fodder Two said.
"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just cut it off at the middle, and leave half of it for Junior Brother Shang to remember?" Cannon Fodder San said with a smile.
……
Sure enough, even if he was a wolf cub in the past, he is now a tree, an orange tree.
Yao Si silently hid himself.
"Yaosi baby?" Cheng Yi's voice was as gentle as water. If any innocent young girl could hear it, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he would be attracted by this voice and fall in love.
But Yaosi didn't want to hear this voice the most!
"...cough, as I said earlier, the host is now a tree, and the spiritual power of a tree is negligible to a cultivator in this world, even with its own inherent defense, ahem, it can't be looked down upon. "
"...Then it's useless to smack his face with branches, right?" Although it was a question, Cheng Yi understood it.
"Yes." Yaosi replied weakly.
A moment of silence.
Yaosi felt that there must be a problem with his data, otherwise how could he realize what panic is.
"Ah~" Unexpectedly, Cheng Yi Orange Tree just sighed in front of Yao Si, "My dear Yao Si, the world you chose is very unreliable." Cheng Yi expressed his disappointment.
"..."
"It actually failed. Is this a script to go back to the pinnacle of life and break through the limitations of the world to become a god?" Cheng Yi became excited, and even began to sketch the script in his mind, which can be called a big one. masterpiece.
Yao Si looked at the outline of the script, which only had a prototype, and the chip was almost on fire.This script is poisonous!Returning its brain circuit is still considered a normal host!
He is not the one who was so stupid that he was so stupid that he was finally restricted by some stupid thing!
The host is not even the number one hero!
Is it really the wrong world?Should I find a quest that is more in line with the host's original world?But... why do you always feel that such a task is more difficult to complete? !
"No, host! Look at the swords, lights, swords and shadows in front of you, full of murderous intent! Host, do you still remember your great mission?!" Really don't consider borrowing the protagonist's luck?Yao Si didn't have the guts to say this to Cheng Yi.
The sharpness of the sword had already hurt Cheng Yi's trunk, and he suddenly asked: "By the way, haven't I asked, what will happen if I fail?"
coming!
"Ahem!" Yao Si raised his voice seriously, showing the majesty of the system: "If it is not completed, the host will be severely punished. The host will lose the right to choose in the next world after the failed task. If it fails more than three times in a row, The host will no longer have the right to choose for life!"
Then, Cheng Yi completely gave up thinking and waited for the outline of the next world.
Unit four:!
This is not the same as the script!Will the host get nervous after listening to the agreement and start to take the task seriously?
If Cheng Yi knew that Baby Four conceived a plot in an instant, he would be very pleased and comfort the baby whose plot failed: he was still too young.
No matter how anxious Yaosi is now, it is useless. Facing the wooden residue that he can no longer see, Yaosi decided to delete all the self-made plots in the chip, copy the [-]-point system work guide, and fill his space!
This job is too difficult!The first mission failed, and when I go back to the headquarters, other systems will not laugh at the host, but only the Haha system!
Experience the principle of the life system: there are no failed hosts, only broken systems.
Broken Yaosi said that if you give him a dozen emoticons now, he can instantly give out all the deadpan emoticons...
"Doesn't it hurt?"
"It hurts." Cheng Yimu said in a muffled voice.
I can't hear it at all...
"Isn't a tree supposed to 'stop' its voice?" Cheng Yi replied with a wooden voice.
Is it still interesting to follow the "wooden" design at this time?
However, what Cheng Yi, who has no only body now, wants to know more is: "Baby Yaosi, the mission has not failed? Why am I still here?"
That's right, Cheng Yi is now floating in the air in his human form, to be more precise, a spirit body.The handsome face is full of indifference, and there is a smile on the corner of the mouth, and there are smiles in the eyes, but it will not make people who see him think that he is smiling.
"The spiritual liquid that Shang Qi poured on the host is not for nothing." Yao Si replied without any pressure, "It is an extremely precious thing anyway, and it is not difficult to keep the host's soul immortal for a period of time."
"So it's just a matter of time?"
"..."
"And can't do anything?"
"..."
"Okay, at least it's better than a tree that can't move."
Yaosi shivered holding the main chip.
Cheng Yi watched several people vent their anger with his orange tree and left contentedly after finding a sense of existence, he didn't know what to say.
Next, people with some brains will start to plan something, make things bigger and frame up, lie and say that this strange and ordinary tree is related to the opposite party such as the magic way, no matter whether it is true or not, it will always do Something, like this...simple practice...
Cheng Yi decided to lower the average IQ of the aborigines in this world by half.
Breaking free from the restrictions, Cheng Yi began to wander around the mountain.
People flying around, bottomless cliffs, all kinds of strange and rare beasts, and a group of spiritual grasses and trees with spiritual wisdom...
"I would do the same if I had nothing to do? Tsk tsk tsk..." Cheng Yi shook his head and looked at the squirming sticky plant in front of him, feeling it.
Unitary: ... Don't look at the aquatic plants!You are an orange tree!It's a terrestrial plant!
Cheng Yi wandered up and down the mountain for a few days, and it was the first time since he came to this world that he had a more intuitive and comprehensive understanding of this place.
Unscientific methods of cultivating immortals, brain-dead fighting routines, and the mad protagonist he has already determined in this world.
Cheng Yisensen feels that it is not a problem for an actor who has just made his debut to become a director or screenwriter, and he must beat the eight Roman streets of screenwriters in the world.
That's right, in the eyes of Cheng Yi and Yao Si, Shang Qi is crazy.
Desperately collecting sawdust and ashes from orange trees, driving those brainless cannon fodder all crazy, just for one tree?Not to mention that his master and fellow students didn't believe it, the victim Cheng Yi himself didn't believe it either.
"Master host, the time is up, we have to go (to accept the punishment)." Yao Si's voice was quite cheerful, this is the first time he was still in a good mood when the host mission failed, it's really strange~
Cheng Yi looked at the business that was destroying the mountain, and replied "Yes" leisurely, and his eyes went dark.
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