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Chapter 166 The Peacock Spreads Its Screen (1)
The young master Diao was so angry that Wu Jiao was so angry that he stared at him, but Wu Jiao was smiling, as if he was so angry that he didn't pay for his life.
Young Master Diao took two deep breaths and said, "Okay, I'll see what you can do, but I've agreed in advance, if your cooking doesn't taste good, don't blame me for not talking about alliances!"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "The envoys of Yiqu are not in a hurry to go back to the country, so the widow has nothing to do, can't he? But I'm afraid you are not in a hurry to go back to the country, and the people in Yiqu are all in a hurry to go back to the country."
Young Master Diao was once again pissed off by Wu Jiu, because what Wu Jiu said was right, the Yiqu soldiers had been here for so long, and they were already in a hurry to return home. Besides, Rui Guo had nothing to eat or drink. What are they staying for?It's better to let Qin make way after the alliance and let them go back to the north of Qin.
Young master Diao felt that he couldn't speak up to Wu Jiu, so he didn't say anything. He glanced at Wu Jiao coldly, and said, "Okay, you go to cook, remember to make more, there are so many of us."
The other monarchs were all so angry, including Qihou, of course, looking at the face of the son Diao, he wished to pull his tongue out.
Young Master Diao finished speaking, and walked away, looking very chic, Shan Bo followed behind, also sneered, and walked away chicly, waving his hands, the soldiers picked up Ji Lang, and also dragged Ji Lang away.
Wang Zizheng rushed over and shouted: "Father!"
Ji Lang was dragged and had no strength to resist and was very weak, but looking back at Wang Zizheng, she seemed very reluctant. Wang Zizheng chased him all the way to the depths of the row, and shouted: "Father, you must pay attention to your body, you must be healthy." Eat raw, my son has a way to rescue you."
Ji Lang didn't even have time to speak, she was dragged away by the soldiers, and her figure gradually disappeared in front of Prince Zheng.
Prince Zheng clenched his fists and said hoarsely, "Those beasts!"
Wu Jiu patted Prince Zheng on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry too much about Zuo Sima, people from Yiqu dare not do anything...it's only a few days."
As Wu Jiu said, he narrowed his eyes, then came back to his senses, and said: "I'm going to go to the dining room to have a look, you go back separately first, everyone is exhausted after a long journey, go and rest."
All the lords looked at Wu Jiu and felt that Wu Jiao was really brave. After all, this matter was a matter for the Zhou people, and Wu Jiao was the king of Chu, so he had nothing to do with Chu. If Chu was helping the allies Qin Guo helped Zhao Jia to ascend to the throne, and now Zhao Jia has ascended to the throne, but Wu Jiao didn't stand by and watch the fire from the other side.
Now that son Diao deliberately made things difficult for Wu Jiu, all the monarchs couldn't stand it, but they didn't dare to speak loudly in the walk, and they all whispered: "Yiqu people bully others too much, or the king of Chu is very generous. Others have already fought with them."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "If we could fight, wouldn't we have done it long ago? As for the spirit, on the contrary, the widow is a small-hearted person, so it's not that I don't want to report...the time has not come yet."
As Wu Jiao said, he smiled faintly, turned around and left, and headed towards the dining room. When everyone heard Wu Jiao's smile and the sentence that the time had not yet arrived, their backs felt a little shivering. They didn't know what was going on. I just feel that Wu Jiao's words seem to be quite scary, and it makes people feel chills...
Seeing Wu Jiu leave, everyone dispersed and prepared to go to the tent to rest. After finally having some time to rectify, they must have a good rest. They don't know when they will form an alliance, and they don't know when the Yiqu people will play tricks. After that, they still have to deal with it at any time. Naturally, it will be a hard battle and they will not be idle.
Shan Zi is following Qihou's team, because he can't bring too many soldiers this time, so Shan Zizheng volunteered to accompany him, anyway, he is still good at his skills, besides, the people who rebelled this time are also members of their Shan family .
Shan Zizheng used to be the Earl of the Zhou Dynasty, leading 5000 soldiers, which was a moment of prosperity. His single family inherited the title of Dan Earl for generations, and each generation was loyal. When it was passed down to Shan Zizheng's generation, It happened that Hu Qi was in power.
Shan Zizheng was devoted to the state of Zhou, but he was squeezed out by Hu Qi, and in the end his reputation was ruined. He was even kicked out of the Shan family, cut off his title of earl, and kicked out of Luoshi City, so that he would never be able to return to Luoshi City .
Back then, Shan Zizheng was down and out for a long time, and he didn't have any special skills. After leaving Luoshi, he realized how difficult it is to live as a commoner. When Shan Zi was doing coolies in the market, he met Wu Jiao. He entered Qi Palace and became a general.
Therefore, Shan Zi is very grateful to Wu Jiu and Qi Hou.
Although Shan Zizheng has been kicked out of the Shan family, but to be honest, everyone will have the desire to recognize their ancestors and return to their roots. The Shan family will always be the Shan family, and Shan Zizheng misses the Shan family to some extent.
It's just that Shan Zi is being dismissed from his position as Uncle Shan. Someone still needs someone to occupy the position of Uncle Shan. The position of Uncle Shan was inherited in the Shan family era. Naturally, another person must be selected from the Shan family. Shan Zizheng doesn't know that once he leaves, the Shan family will How happy everyone is vying to be a single uncle.
Moreover, the Shan uncles after him were either rebellious or useless, and none of them were outstanding.
Shanzi just heard that Uncle Shan rebelled, joined forces with his son Diao, and committed a rebellion, he was shocked, it is a shame that the members of the Shan family did such a thing of betraying the state of Zhou.
Therefore, Shan Zizheng has to take the initiative to follow.
Now this Uncle Shan is Shan Zizheng's nephew. Although he is a nephew, he is not young anymore, not much younger than Shan Zizheng.
Shanzi was going to camp, and on the way, he happened to meet that uncle Shan.
Uncle Shan also saw Shan Zizheng, and then a smug smile appeared on his face. He smiled faintly and said, "Look, who is this? Our Shan family's bereaved dog?!"
Hearing what he said, Shanzi frowned, and said, "You are the bereaved dog of the Shan family. If you do such treasonous things, are you still worthy of being a member of the Shan family!?"
Shan Zi was speaking sonorously and forcefully, and Uncle Shan's face turned green. Of course he knew it was a matter of treason, but he couldn't stand the temptation of the young master Diao's beauty, and the young master Diao also promised him many benefits. When they returned to Yiqu, there was Many benefits awaited Uncle Shan, so Uncle Shan couldn't resist the temptation, and naturally agreed to treason.
And for him, treason was quite easy.
Uncle Shan naturally understood how embarrassing this was, but he couldn't hold back the temptation. Now that Shan Zi was talking about it, his face suddenly became ugly, and he said coldly: "What are you?! Dare to tell me that the Shan family is not the Shan family, You are no longer a member of the Shan family, and I am now the head of the Shan family, what qualifications do you have to preach to me here?!"
Shan Zizheng said: "It is true that I am no longer a member of the Shan family, but every member of the Shan family must be ashamed of you. When you go to the underground of Huangquan, let's see how you face the ancestors of the Shan family. It’s hard to die!”
Just as Shanzi was saying this, it happened to be what Uncle Shan was afraid of, and he became impatient, and shouted: "Come on! Teach me a lesson for this general, this outspoken lunatic!"
There were a few Yiqu soldiers nearby, and they all immediately surrounded them, and with a "chih—" they drew out their swords and surrounded Shanzi inside.
Shanzi was squinting his eyes like a leopard, he had scars on his face, and he looked very tough, but he usually felt a little honest, but now he showed a dangerous aura.
At this time, someone suddenly walked over from the side, and said as he walked, "Why, isn't this an alliance? If we want to make a move now, can we still form an alliance?"
When everyone heard that someone was coming, they all turned their heads to look, and saw Cao Ke, the king of the Zhu Kingdom, walking slowly from the side with his hands behind his back, smiling as he walked, like a smiling tiger.
Uncle Shan saw a monarch approaching. Although he is the monarch of a small country, Zhu, although the territory of Zhu is small, he knows how to deal with practical matters. Over the years, he attached himself to Qi and grew stronger. The total army of Zhu exceeds [-]. But the astronomical figures, you must know that the Jin State, which is challenging the Qin State, now has only [-] soldiers and horses at its disposal, which has already made the Di people in the north very scared.
When Cao Ke came over, Uncle Shan's face twitched a bit, but he still gave a dry laugh and asked for his hands, and the soldiers drew back their long swords one after another.
Uncle Shan said: "It's just to catch up with my uncle. Now that the old time is over, I'll go first as you chat."
He said, immediately snorted coldly, turned his head and left.
Shan Zi was watching Uncle Shan leave, his face was extremely gloomy, but he still turned his head and said to Cao Ke, "Thank you, Mr. Zhu."
Cao Ke laughed and said, "You don't have to thank me... I just hope that General Shan will not have any more hopes for the Shan family."
When Cao Ke said this, Shan Zizheng raised his head and glanced at him. Shan Zizheng did not expect that Cao Ke exposed his thoughts at once. After all, Shan Zizheng belonged to the Shan family, so he naturally still had the last hope for the Shan family. There is a glimmer of hope, if Shan Bo reined in the precipice, then their alliance would be smoother.
It's just that Uncle Shan was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Dream, and he didn't know how to repent.
Shan Zizheng sighed, nodded, and said, "Yes, that's what Mr. Zhu taught you."
Wu Jiu was about to go to the dining room, but Qi Hou didn't leave, he followed from behind and said, "Second brother, I'll help you alone."
Wu Jiu said, "What can you help me with? No need to help. The dish I want to cook is very simple."
Qihou still didn't leave, but followed him and said in a low voice, "Second brother, I have made you feel wronged."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "What's wrong with this? Don't I often cook on weekdays?"
Qihou said: "It's for lonely people, not for those wolf-hearted people."
On the contrary, Wu Jiu comforted Qi Hou and said: "A man can bend and stretch, so why bother about these things, besides, the widows have to get them back one by one, they don't even understand the simple truth of 'no one can offend the cook'." not understand."
Qi Hou blinked his eyes, Wu Jiao hooked his fingers at him with a smile, Qi Hou hurried over, Wu Jiu said in a low voice: "I tell you a common sense, never offend the cook, if you offend the cook, maybe People spit and pee on your food in the back kitchen, and you eat with great relish.”
When Qi Hou heard this, his head suddenly swelled.
Spit?
Still peeing? !
Qihou suddenly felt that his second elder brother sometimes spoke in such a down-to-earth manner, and he still said such words with a gentle and elegant face, which really made people feel a subtle sense of disobedience.
Qi Hou thought about it this way, then he seemed to have offended the second brother, the cook, a lot in the past. Put the sand in pearl balls for yourself to eat.
Qi Hou will remember that dish for a lifetime, and he will never dare to eat it.
Sure enough, no one can offend the cook if he offends anyone...
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "You go back first, I will go back as soon as I go, this time it's very simple."
Marquis Qi was worried, he had to follow Wu Jiu. Wu Jiu was actually afraid that he would enter the dining room and set the dining room on fire, so he would not be able to explain clearly at that time. The people from Yiqu would definitely say that they did it on purpose, but they really did. It's not intentional!
Wu Jiu had no choice but to let Qi Hou, who had turned on the follower mode, go with him, and the two of them entered the dining room, because it was not time for meals, and the cooks were not very busy.
Wu Jiu walked in and took a look around, and said with a smile: "The Yiqu people really don't have enough food."
He looked around the dining room and found that the Yiqu people must only eat food these days and have nothing else to eat. However, as far as the high-level officials are concerned, there is still meat and fish, but the soldiers have nothing else to eat.
After Wu Jiao went in, he browsed the ingredients and found a few fish, which looked quite fresh, because the meat of the fish was very old and could not be steamed, so it was estimated that the chefs wanted to use it for stewing soup.
Wu Jiao looked at the fish, stroked his chin, brought the fish over, and prepared to use this ingredient for processing.
Qihou stood on the side, waiting honestly, watching Wu Jiao busy, Wu Jiao was not too busy, just processed the fish, removed the scales and skin, and then cut the fish piece by piece.
Qi Hou watched in amazement as Wu Jiao cut the fish into slices about half the width of a finger, and then placed it on a plate, without cooking it.
After Wu Jiao finished cutting, he went to prepare the seasoning. He made a small plate, put some fish sauce in it, and added some things that Qi Hou couldn't understand at all.
After a while, Wu Jiao adjusted the sauce. Qi Hou thought it was time to put it into the pot, but Wu Jiao put the small saucer on the plate of the fish fillet, raised his head, and said, "Okay, it's done!" .”
Qi Hou was dumbfounded for a moment, and said, "He was born?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "That's right, sashimi."
Qi Hou suddenly had some veins on his forehead jumping wildly, to feed the people of Yiqu raw?Although they did hear that people in Yiqu drank blood and ate raw meat, but they probably never ate raw fish?Besides, raw fish is so fishy...
But Wu Jiu picked up the plate of fish and was about to leave. Qi Hou hurriedly followed behind, saying, "Second Brother, can this be done?"
Wu Jiu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not done by a widow."
Young master Diao didn't expect Wu Jiao to come back so soon. With a sneer on his face, he asked Wu Jiao to come in. No matter what he ate, he just said it was really bad. , that's enough.
Young Master Diao thought about it, so he asked Wu Jiao to come in.
Wu Jiao walked in, the soldier put the plate on the case, son Diao looked down, it turned out to be a plate of fish?
Wu Jiao's knife skills are good, all the fish fillets are cut to the same size, and he also arranged the plate, Wu Jiao also arranged the fish in the shape of fish, so it can be seen at a glance that it is fish.
It’s just that the color of the fish is too bright. The son Diao is also considered an aristocrat. He was taken care of by the monarch of the E Kingdom. He has always eaten delicious and spicy food in the E Kingdom. The E Kingdom is near the water. He has eaten a lot of fish, but he has never seen fish. The color is so bright and lovely.
Young Master Diao looked energetic, raised his chin and said, "Let me taste it first, if it doesn't taste good, hum!"
As he spoke, he picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of fish meat. The fish meat is very fresh, and it is very tough when you pick it up. It is different from the usual fish meat. If the fish meat you eat on weekdays is not good, it will fall apart with the chopsticks I'm afraid that's what I'm afraid of eating fish the most. It's very embarrassing after it's gone, and it's particularly unpleasant to eat.
The fish meat did not fall apart, as if it was a big piece of meat, but it was much more springy and tougher than a big piece of meat, with a smooth and tender touch, and I wanted to touch it with my hands.
Young Master Diao picked up the fish fillet, still maintaining a state of vigor, dipped the fish meat in the amber sauce next to it, and put it in his mouth.
Bite down, the teeth cut off the smooth and tender fish meat, the fish meat is delicious, I can’t tell what it feels like, it’s so slippery that it can’t stay in the mouth, it seems to be alive, it’s full of toughness, but it’s not hard to bite, just bite it off , this delicious sauce has a slightly spicy aftertaste.
Young master Diao wanted to take a bite, so he dropped the chopsticks and threw the fish meat on Wu Jiu's face, but he swallowed it in one mouthful, and was reluctant to throw it away. The fish meat seemed to have magical properties, it was so weird, it was so tender and tender. This way!
Young Master Diao took a bite, couldn't hold back another bite, and another bite, and finally ate most of the plate. Qi Hou stood aside, frowning, with a disgusted expression on his face.
Qihou is a standard northerner. The rough men in the north eat sweet snacks and salty vegetables. The taste is very orthodox. Qihou has never seen raw fish sashimi. Eating raw fish with such relish, Qi Hou, a standard northern rough guy, naturally despises him, and he despises him very much.
Young Master Diao ate most of the plate, then remembered, and said, "What kind of trick is this?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It's called sashimi."
"Stabbed?"
Young Master Diao said, "What does that mean? Is it a mystery?"
Wu Jiao smiled faintly and said, "The meaning of sashimi is sliced raw."
"what?"
Young master Diao was eating a piece of fish, when he heard Wu Jiao's words, he raised his head and said in surprise, "Sliced raw? What are you raw?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Raw fish, raw."
"vomit!!!"
When Young Master Diao heard that it was raw, his face turned green immediately, and he immediately lay down on the edge of the case, vomiting out mouthfuls. Seeing this disgusting scene, Qihou quickly stopped Wu Jiao from stepping back, so as not to splash on his second brother. It's disgusting.
Young master Diao vomited until his face turned green, pointed at Wu Jiao and said, "You!! You're playing tricks on me on purpose! Give me raw food!"
Wu Jiu said with an innocent face: "Why are you playing tricks on you? You are the noble envoy of Yiqu, and you have hostages in your hands. In this line, you are the biggest, aren't you? You can shock the ground even if you fart. Three times."
Qi Hou was speechless for a moment. After a long time no see, his second brother became more and more "dominant".
Wu Jiu said again: "This sashimi is very delicious. The fish meat is easy to be aged. There are many fish meats that cannot be eaten cooked, because the fresh and tender taste will be lost after being cooked. I think you are a knowledgeable envoy of Yiqu." People, it turns out that you are also a layman when it comes to eating, and you are so timid."
Young Master Diao was ridiculed by Wu Jiao, and he didn't know what to say. He had never eaten this kind of raw fish. In ancient times, eating raw fish was a low-grade thing, and Young Master Diao couldn't imagine that eating raw fish would be so delicious.
Therefore, half-believing, he looked suspiciously at the plate of raw fish.
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "How about it, is the envoy of Yiqu satisfied with the dishes of the widow? If not, the widow will have the sashimi taken away."
Young Master Diao really thought it was very delicious. He wanted to put it on Wu Jiu's face, but at this moment he couldn't bear it and wanted to eat it all. He had never eaten such a delicious thing in his life. The desire to talk is a human instinct. , especially the son Diao is still a greedy person, so he naturally wants to eat everything.
Young Master Diao had no choice but to say in a cold voice, "It's not satisfactory."
Wu Jiu said with a smile, "It's good that the envoys of Yiqu are satisfied, then we can look forward to the next alliance."
As he said that, he was about to take Qihou out, but when he reached the door, he stopped suddenly, turned around and said, "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention that sashimi is a dish that people with poor physical fitness should not eat. You may have stomach problems, but Yiqu's envoys are Yiqu's fierce generals, so they shouldn't be weak, so it's fine."
When Young Master Diao heard this, just as Wu Jiao raised the curtain, a gust of cold wind from late autumn rushed in. As soon as it blew, Young Master Diao swayed, and suddenly felt a terrible pain in his stomach, which made his face turn green. Pressing down on his stomach, he jumped up and rushed out of the tent, sweating profusely, and he couldn't hold it back.
Wu Jiao laughed when he saw it, and Qi Hou said in a low voice, "Second brother, you really are there, and it's so delicious for people to eat raw."
Wu Jiu said: "The widow is not lying, sashimi is a very delicious food, but the fish they prepared in the dining room is not right, it is probably not fresh, after eating it will naturally cause stomach upset, this time he suffered from some. "
After Wu Jiu finished speaking, he waved his hand, took Qi Hou and left, and went back to the camp to rest.
The two of them entered the tent, Wu Jiu and his clothes fell directly on the couch, Qi Hou hurriedly rubbed his arms and legs, and said, "Second brother, after traveling for so long, you are going to cook again, do you feel better?"
Enjoying the service of Marquis Qi, Wu Jiu turned sideways, lay down on the couch, hugged the quilt and rubbed against it, and said, "Hmm...you need to be stronger with your hands."
Qihou smiled, massaged Wu Jiu with a little more effort, and said, "Second brother, after this matter, can second brother make hamburgers for Gu?"
Wu Jiao looked at Qihou with a smile, never thought that Qihou would be so foreign, that he still likes to eat hamburgers?But after thinking about it, he was right, Qihou's taste is like a child's, he likes to eat fried food, he likes to eat grilled food, and naturally he also likes to eat hamburgers.
That is to say, there are no potatoes in this era, otherwise Wu Jiao would make French fries, and Qi Hou would definitely like them to fly.
Wu Jiu laughed as he thought about it, imagining how Qi Hou was eating French fries, which seemed very interesting.
Qihou looked at him with a smile, always felt that the second brother was planning something on him, so he leaned over and kissed him on the lips, and said, "What are you thinking?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "I'm thinking...the widow still has a lot of skills that I haven't been able to display."
Such as spicy boiled fish, cheese cream for western food, French fries for snacks and roasted corn, chocolate ice cream egg tart pudding cakes for snacks, etc. These are not available in this era, and there is no way to make them. If these things are given to Qihou, Qihou Hou's eating must also be super cute.
Wu Jiu was a little tired. He was always busy these days and didn't have a good rest. Qi Hou held him, Wu Jiu felt very comfortable, and Qi Hou was watching over him, so he was very at ease, so he gradually became sleepy. Fell asleep, fell asleep.
Wu Jiao had a strange dream, perhaps because he was thinking about it day by day, so he had a dream at night. Wu Jiao actually dreamed that Marquis Qi was dressed in a modern dress, wearing a simple black T-shirt, black trousers, and a flirty armband. He pulled up his trousers, revealing his sexy ankles. He casually stepped on a pair of flirty casual leather shoes. His long hair was pulled back and tied loosely. He looked like an aristocrat.
He was originally a noble...
Wu Jiu dreamed that Qi Hou was sitting in front of the computer, eating a large plate of egg tarts with a huge diameter. The top was thick shredded cheese, and the bottom was golden egg tart paste. The huge egg tarts were bigger than two faces. Qi Hou ate it with a spoon, and he was still doing the live broadcast, with a bunch of little flowers brushing on the computer screen.
Wu Jie's dream was a mess, when he woke up it was dawn, he felt that he had slept for a long time, and he kept watching Qi Hou eat and eat in his dreams, Qi Hou, the big eater, seemed to never have enough to eat, and he had a face full of food satisfy.
Wu Jiu opened his eyes, it was dawn outside, Qi Hou also got up, was getting dressed, saw Wu Jiu woke up, turned to look at him, and said, "Second Brother, did you sleep well?"
Wu Jiu did sleep well, but he had a strange dream about Qi Hou's satisfying eating.
Young master Diao has diarrhea today, starting from last night, this is a must, after all, the level of this fish is not enough to be eaten raw, but Wu Jiao is good at seasoning, it doesn't taste fishy at all, but after eating, you must eat it I have a bitter stomach.
Prince Diao had diarrhea for three days in a row, and everyone was free. Ji Lang saw that Prince Zheng had arrived, so it was useless to go on a hunger strike, and he had already started eating.
Everyone was waiting for the alliance, and wanted to rescue Ji Lang as soon as possible, but the young master Diao had a stomachache and couldn't make the alliance, so Wu Jiao didn't even urge him, instead he looked very leisurely, not in a hurry at all.
After five days in a row, Gongzi Diao's health finally improved a bit, but these days, his stomach troubles are like losing weight. There is no use for it.
After Young Master Diao had a stomachache, Wu Jiao made other delicious food, everyone ate with relish, and Young Master Diao also tasted it, it was amazingly delicious, so he ate two more bites.
He didn't know that other people's food was fine, but he stopped having stomach upset after eating, and started to have a stomachache again, which made him feel like he was dying, and had fits of convulsions.
Young master Diao didn't know that he was poisoned at all, he thought that he was not acclimatized, or that he had diarrhea two days ago and was too weak.
Wu Jiao has his own reasons for cooking. He will definitely cook the two things together if he can’t eat them together. Everyone just eats a symbolic bite, and they won’t get poisoned at all. Young Master Diao is greedy. If he thinks it’s delicious, he will eat it. They will snatch them away, and don't let others move them at all, and bring them back to the camp to eat, which results in some poisoning.
Eating many things together will turn into arsenic in the body. Even if Young Master Diao is a practitioner, his body will be hollowed out now. Wu Jiao feels that if he is given a few more chances, Young Master Diao will not die anyway. Know.
Young master Diao had a stomachache, a low-grade fever, and vomiting. After about five days of this, he didn't dare to eat anything else, so he had to eat clear soup with little water. After more than ten days in a row, he was finally good.
All the monarchs are very anxious and want to form an alliance, so as not to have long nights and dreams, Wu Jiu is not in a hurry, and everyone does not know what he is thinking.
After finally waiting for the young master Diao to recover from his illness, the people in Yiqu were impatient and wanted to go back to Yiqu. There is no good wine or meat here. Of course the generals can eat meat and fish, but their soldiers can’t eat anything. Be on high alert, the morale of the army will naturally be slackened.
Young Master Diao had no choice but to propose the alliance, who knew that Wu Jiao fell ill as soon as he proposed the alliance, saying that he was not feeling well and caught a cold, Wu Jiao's illness dragged on for another five days, the alliance immediately It has been opened for half a month, and it is ready to be opened for one month.
When Wu Jiu recovered from his illness, Young Master Diao could no longer bear the urging of Yiqu soldiers, and finally he was about to start the alliance meeting.
The alliance meeting was held in the shogunate of Xingyuan, because it was a negotiation, so there was no need to worship the sky or an altar at all.
Everyone came to the shogunate of Huimeng and sat down. Young Master Diao's eye sockets were sunken, his eyes turned blue, like kidney deficiency, and his whole body was as thin as a stick of firewood. As far as Wushuang's beauty is concerned, now son Diao has a face full of kidney deficiency, like a smoker who has smoked a big cigarette.
After everyone sat down, Wu Jiu said, "Your envoy of Yiqu, let's start negotiating terms."
Young Master Diao had been ill before, and now that he finally had a chance to turn things around, he naturally felt proud, slapped the document on the case, and said, "We have already drawn up the document, you can see for yourself."
"Oh, right……"
Young Master Diao said with a smile: "I almost forgot, you can't understand Yiqu's language, so let's do it, this special envoy will read it for you."
Young Master Diao picked up the documents on the table and said, "First, the Qin State needs to make way, and we must not hinder Yiqu from returning home."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "That's natural."
The young master Diao said again: "Secondly, we must prepare rare and beautiful jade. I heard that your country of Chu has a Heshibi, and use it to honor our king."
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes and didn't speak. Young Master Diao was still saying that there are still many clauses, such as Zhou people are not allowed to attack Yiqu, but Yiqu can attack Zhou people, and Zhou people must provide a clan princess to visit every five years. Yiqu went to get married, and then started at the border between Qin State and Yiqu, retreated fifty miles, and ceded the land to Yiqu.
When everyone heard this, they all looked at each other in blank dismay. Yiqu didn't have the self-knowledge of the defeated country at all, and it was completely holding the trump card and asking the price, and the price was sky-high.
Young Master Diao saw that everyone's face was not good, so he laughed, waved his hands, and said, "It seems that you don't know your situation yet."
He said, Uncle Shan had gone out, came back soon, and brought Ji Lang in, Uncle Shan grabbed Ji Lang, although Ji Lang ate, but was locked up day and night, very weak, Uncle Shan "Boom! " With a sound, Ji Lang was thrown on the ground, and the chains on Ji Lang's body made a sound of "crash!"
Prince Zheng was startled, and wanted to rush over, but was stopped by Uncle Shan, who said, "The hostages are here, none of you can act rashly, otherwise, hum!"
Young Master Diao said again: "We have hostages in our hands, so don't think about disunity. If you dare to say no, I will cut off one of his fingers and see how many fingers he has for you to say no."
"How dare you! You bastard!"
The prince roared angrily, and wanted to pull out the sword at his waist, but Ji Lang was in their hands, and the son Diao looked confident.
Wu Jiu said, "Zuo Sima, stay safe and don't be impatient."
Although Wang Zizheng was angry, he had no choice but to listen to Wu Jiu's words and retreat.
Young Master Diao saw that other people were angry, while Wu Jiao was indifferent, as if nothing could control his emotions. Seeing this scene, Young Master Diao felt very angry. He had to see Wu Jiao jump into a rage. .
Young Master Diao rolled his eyes and said, "I almost forgot, we have to temporarily add terms, him."
Young Master Diao said, pointing to Prince Bai, the envoy of Qin State who was sitting at the table on behalf of Qin State, and said with a smile: "He is a traitor of our Yiqu, I want the King of Chu to cut this traitor into five horses, chop it into meat, and then Give us a drink."
Wu Dao put his hand on the precious sword, his face was very ferocious, he looked at Young Master Diao fiercely, but Young Master Diao was not afraid, he held his chin up, confident.
Wu Jiao said flatly, "This is not acceptable."
Young Master Diao sneered and said: "Is this still possible? You say it? You deserve to say no!? If you say no, I will hack your emperor to death right now."
"How dare you! You, Yiqu, are deceiving people too much!"
Cao Ke seemed to be unable to bear it, and let out angrily.
The young master Diao smiled coldly and said, "What more do you need to bully you Zhou people's bastards?"
Everyone glared at Young Master Diao, feeling that the alliance could not go on, it was so unequal.
But Wu Jiu smiled lightly and said: "Yiqu envoy, don't bluff, no matter how high you raise your neck, Yiqu has no food, no water to drink, no military use, no fighting spirit, no morale, it's nothing." None, just using your chin and arrogance to negotiate terms with us, it is impossible to negotiate."
Young Master Diao was dismantled by Wu Jiao at once, and he stared at him, sneered and said, "Okay, okay! It doesn't matter if you don't kill this traitor, that's okay, I changed my mind. This envoy thinks that Duke Qi is good-looking. Duke Qi came to wait on me for one night, and when the service is done, I will sign the terms for you, how about it?"
When he said this, everyone was in an uproar. Everyone had different colors on their faces. They all felt that Young Master Diao was too shameless, and the words he said were very dirty and wretched.
Qihou's face was very ugly, it seemed to be raining, and there was a tendency for the storm to come. Although he didn't move his hands, his shoulders were already raised, as if he was ready to draw his sword at any time.
Marquis Qi was reborn once, and he and Shu Diao had long had a grudge against each other, and they were already at odds with each other, but now Young Master Diao even uttered wild words, humiliating Qi Marquis in public, Qi Marquis is a monarch, how could an overlord be insulted like this.
Wu Jiu didn't speak for a while, but his eyes narrowed, and his face was finally no longer so calm, as if he had touched Wu Jiu's scales, making this normally smiling and gentle man show a sinister expression .
The shogunate suddenly returned to calm, and the silence made Young Master Diao suddenly flustered.
At this moment, "Wow!", someone lifted the curtain and walked into the shogunate. When everyone turned their heads, it turned out to be Feng Shu!
Feng Shu Mingming was supposed to be in Qin State, but for some reason, he suddenly ran over. Feng Shu walked in, striding forward, his face covered with sweat, looking like he was going to be exhausted from running around, but his face was very resolute. He arched his hands.
Everyone didn't know what charade they were playing, Feng Shu just cupped his hands, but Wu Jiao suddenly laughed, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, the smile gradually widened, a little bit, a little bit wider, a little bit different from his usual smile Her son was different, with a hint of viciousness and contempt.
Wu Jiao raised his lips, looked at Young Master Diao, his voice was flat, but his tone made people shudder, and he heard Wu Jiao say indifferently: "If you want someone who is widowed to serve you, in the next life!"
Young Master Diao saw that Wu Jiao suddenly spoke rudely, "Boom!!!" He slapped the table and scolded, "You talk to me like that, so disrespectful, do you still want a hostage?! Do you think I really dare not move?" Your Son of Heaven!?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Hostages? Of course we want them. The purpose of our coming here is to take hostages, but we also have hostages."
"What did you say?"
Young Master Diao didn't understand Wu Jiu's words, so Wu Jiu said with a smile, "Coincidentally, when you, the envoy of Yiqu, had a stomach ache, Qin's army had already crossed the border and rushed straight to your Yiqu lair. , so we also have hostages in our hands now, and our hostage is... King Yiqu."
Yiqu soldiers listened
Young Master Diao took two deep breaths and said, "Okay, I'll see what you can do, but I've agreed in advance, if your cooking doesn't taste good, don't blame me for not talking about alliances!"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "The envoys of Yiqu are not in a hurry to go back to the country, so the widow has nothing to do, can't he? But I'm afraid you are not in a hurry to go back to the country, and the people in Yiqu are all in a hurry to go back to the country."
Young Master Diao was once again pissed off by Wu Jiu, because what Wu Jiu said was right, the Yiqu soldiers had been here for so long, and they were already in a hurry to return home. Besides, Rui Guo had nothing to eat or drink. What are they staying for?It's better to let Qin make way after the alliance and let them go back to the north of Qin.
Young master Diao felt that he couldn't speak up to Wu Jiu, so he didn't say anything. He glanced at Wu Jiao coldly, and said, "Okay, you go to cook, remember to make more, there are so many of us."
The other monarchs were all so angry, including Qihou, of course, looking at the face of the son Diao, he wished to pull his tongue out.
Young Master Diao finished speaking, and walked away, looking very chic, Shan Bo followed behind, also sneered, and walked away chicly, waving his hands, the soldiers picked up Ji Lang, and also dragged Ji Lang away.
Wang Zizheng rushed over and shouted: "Father!"
Ji Lang was dragged and had no strength to resist and was very weak, but looking back at Wang Zizheng, she seemed very reluctant. Wang Zizheng chased him all the way to the depths of the row, and shouted: "Father, you must pay attention to your body, you must be healthy." Eat raw, my son has a way to rescue you."
Ji Lang didn't even have time to speak, she was dragged away by the soldiers, and her figure gradually disappeared in front of Prince Zheng.
Prince Zheng clenched his fists and said hoarsely, "Those beasts!"
Wu Jiu patted Prince Zheng on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry too much about Zuo Sima, people from Yiqu dare not do anything...it's only a few days."
As Wu Jiu said, he narrowed his eyes, then came back to his senses, and said: "I'm going to go to the dining room to have a look, you go back separately first, everyone is exhausted after a long journey, go and rest."
All the lords looked at Wu Jiu and felt that Wu Jiao was really brave. After all, this matter was a matter for the Zhou people, and Wu Jiao was the king of Chu, so he had nothing to do with Chu. If Chu was helping the allies Qin Guo helped Zhao Jia to ascend to the throne, and now Zhao Jia has ascended to the throne, but Wu Jiao didn't stand by and watch the fire from the other side.
Now that son Diao deliberately made things difficult for Wu Jiu, all the monarchs couldn't stand it, but they didn't dare to speak loudly in the walk, and they all whispered: "Yiqu people bully others too much, or the king of Chu is very generous. Others have already fought with them."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "If we could fight, wouldn't we have done it long ago? As for the spirit, on the contrary, the widow is a small-hearted person, so it's not that I don't want to report...the time has not come yet."
As Wu Jiao said, he smiled faintly, turned around and left, and headed towards the dining room. When everyone heard Wu Jiao's smile and the sentence that the time had not yet arrived, their backs felt a little shivering. They didn't know what was going on. I just feel that Wu Jiao's words seem to be quite scary, and it makes people feel chills...
Seeing Wu Jiu leave, everyone dispersed and prepared to go to the tent to rest. After finally having some time to rectify, they must have a good rest. They don't know when they will form an alliance, and they don't know when the Yiqu people will play tricks. After that, they still have to deal with it at any time. Naturally, it will be a hard battle and they will not be idle.
Shan Zi is following Qihou's team, because he can't bring too many soldiers this time, so Shan Zizheng volunteered to accompany him, anyway, he is still good at his skills, besides, the people who rebelled this time are also members of their Shan family .
Shan Zizheng used to be the Earl of the Zhou Dynasty, leading 5000 soldiers, which was a moment of prosperity. His single family inherited the title of Dan Earl for generations, and each generation was loyal. When it was passed down to Shan Zizheng's generation, It happened that Hu Qi was in power.
Shan Zizheng was devoted to the state of Zhou, but he was squeezed out by Hu Qi, and in the end his reputation was ruined. He was even kicked out of the Shan family, cut off his title of earl, and kicked out of Luoshi City, so that he would never be able to return to Luoshi City .
Back then, Shan Zizheng was down and out for a long time, and he didn't have any special skills. After leaving Luoshi, he realized how difficult it is to live as a commoner. When Shan Zi was doing coolies in the market, he met Wu Jiao. He entered Qi Palace and became a general.
Therefore, Shan Zi is very grateful to Wu Jiu and Qi Hou.
Although Shan Zizheng has been kicked out of the Shan family, but to be honest, everyone will have the desire to recognize their ancestors and return to their roots. The Shan family will always be the Shan family, and Shan Zizheng misses the Shan family to some extent.
It's just that Shan Zi is being dismissed from his position as Uncle Shan. Someone still needs someone to occupy the position of Uncle Shan. The position of Uncle Shan was inherited in the Shan family era. Naturally, another person must be selected from the Shan family. Shan Zizheng doesn't know that once he leaves, the Shan family will How happy everyone is vying to be a single uncle.
Moreover, the Shan uncles after him were either rebellious or useless, and none of them were outstanding.
Shanzi just heard that Uncle Shan rebelled, joined forces with his son Diao, and committed a rebellion, he was shocked, it is a shame that the members of the Shan family did such a thing of betraying the state of Zhou.
Therefore, Shan Zizheng has to take the initiative to follow.
Now this Uncle Shan is Shan Zizheng's nephew. Although he is a nephew, he is not young anymore, not much younger than Shan Zizheng.
Shanzi was going to camp, and on the way, he happened to meet that uncle Shan.
Uncle Shan also saw Shan Zizheng, and then a smug smile appeared on his face. He smiled faintly and said, "Look, who is this? Our Shan family's bereaved dog?!"
Hearing what he said, Shanzi frowned, and said, "You are the bereaved dog of the Shan family. If you do such treasonous things, are you still worthy of being a member of the Shan family!?"
Shan Zi was speaking sonorously and forcefully, and Uncle Shan's face turned green. Of course he knew it was a matter of treason, but he couldn't stand the temptation of the young master Diao's beauty, and the young master Diao also promised him many benefits. When they returned to Yiqu, there was Many benefits awaited Uncle Shan, so Uncle Shan couldn't resist the temptation, and naturally agreed to treason.
And for him, treason was quite easy.
Uncle Shan naturally understood how embarrassing this was, but he couldn't hold back the temptation. Now that Shan Zi was talking about it, his face suddenly became ugly, and he said coldly: "What are you?! Dare to tell me that the Shan family is not the Shan family, You are no longer a member of the Shan family, and I am now the head of the Shan family, what qualifications do you have to preach to me here?!"
Shan Zizheng said: "It is true that I am no longer a member of the Shan family, but every member of the Shan family must be ashamed of you. When you go to the underground of Huangquan, let's see how you face the ancestors of the Shan family. It’s hard to die!”
Just as Shanzi was saying this, it happened to be what Uncle Shan was afraid of, and he became impatient, and shouted: "Come on! Teach me a lesson for this general, this outspoken lunatic!"
There were a few Yiqu soldiers nearby, and they all immediately surrounded them, and with a "chih—" they drew out their swords and surrounded Shanzi inside.
Shanzi was squinting his eyes like a leopard, he had scars on his face, and he looked very tough, but he usually felt a little honest, but now he showed a dangerous aura.
At this time, someone suddenly walked over from the side, and said as he walked, "Why, isn't this an alliance? If we want to make a move now, can we still form an alliance?"
When everyone heard that someone was coming, they all turned their heads to look, and saw Cao Ke, the king of the Zhu Kingdom, walking slowly from the side with his hands behind his back, smiling as he walked, like a smiling tiger.
Uncle Shan saw a monarch approaching. Although he is the monarch of a small country, Zhu, although the territory of Zhu is small, he knows how to deal with practical matters. Over the years, he attached himself to Qi and grew stronger. The total army of Zhu exceeds [-]. But the astronomical figures, you must know that the Jin State, which is challenging the Qin State, now has only [-] soldiers and horses at its disposal, which has already made the Di people in the north very scared.
When Cao Ke came over, Uncle Shan's face twitched a bit, but he still gave a dry laugh and asked for his hands, and the soldiers drew back their long swords one after another.
Uncle Shan said: "It's just to catch up with my uncle. Now that the old time is over, I'll go first as you chat."
He said, immediately snorted coldly, turned his head and left.
Shan Zi was watching Uncle Shan leave, his face was extremely gloomy, but he still turned his head and said to Cao Ke, "Thank you, Mr. Zhu."
Cao Ke laughed and said, "You don't have to thank me... I just hope that General Shan will not have any more hopes for the Shan family."
When Cao Ke said this, Shan Zizheng raised his head and glanced at him. Shan Zizheng did not expect that Cao Ke exposed his thoughts at once. After all, Shan Zizheng belonged to the Shan family, so he naturally still had the last hope for the Shan family. There is a glimmer of hope, if Shan Bo reined in the precipice, then their alliance would be smoother.
It's just that Uncle Shan was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Dream, and he didn't know how to repent.
Shan Zizheng sighed, nodded, and said, "Yes, that's what Mr. Zhu taught you."
Wu Jiu was about to go to the dining room, but Qi Hou didn't leave, he followed from behind and said, "Second brother, I'll help you alone."
Wu Jiu said, "What can you help me with? No need to help. The dish I want to cook is very simple."
Qihou still didn't leave, but followed him and said in a low voice, "Second brother, I have made you feel wronged."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "What's wrong with this? Don't I often cook on weekdays?"
Qihou said: "It's for lonely people, not for those wolf-hearted people."
On the contrary, Wu Jiu comforted Qi Hou and said: "A man can bend and stretch, so why bother about these things, besides, the widows have to get them back one by one, they don't even understand the simple truth of 'no one can offend the cook'." not understand."
Qi Hou blinked his eyes, Wu Jiao hooked his fingers at him with a smile, Qi Hou hurried over, Wu Jiu said in a low voice: "I tell you a common sense, never offend the cook, if you offend the cook, maybe People spit and pee on your food in the back kitchen, and you eat with great relish.”
When Qi Hou heard this, his head suddenly swelled.
Spit?
Still peeing? !
Qihou suddenly felt that his second elder brother sometimes spoke in such a down-to-earth manner, and he still said such words with a gentle and elegant face, which really made people feel a subtle sense of disobedience.
Qi Hou thought about it this way, then he seemed to have offended the second brother, the cook, a lot in the past. Put the sand in pearl balls for yourself to eat.
Qi Hou will remember that dish for a lifetime, and he will never dare to eat it.
Sure enough, no one can offend the cook if he offends anyone...
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "You go back first, I will go back as soon as I go, this time it's very simple."
Marquis Qi was worried, he had to follow Wu Jiu. Wu Jiu was actually afraid that he would enter the dining room and set the dining room on fire, so he would not be able to explain clearly at that time. The people from Yiqu would definitely say that they did it on purpose, but they really did. It's not intentional!
Wu Jiu had no choice but to let Qi Hou, who had turned on the follower mode, go with him, and the two of them entered the dining room, because it was not time for meals, and the cooks were not very busy.
Wu Jiu walked in and took a look around, and said with a smile: "The Yiqu people really don't have enough food."
He looked around the dining room and found that the Yiqu people must only eat food these days and have nothing else to eat. However, as far as the high-level officials are concerned, there is still meat and fish, but the soldiers have nothing else to eat.
After Wu Jiao went in, he browsed the ingredients and found a few fish, which looked quite fresh, because the meat of the fish was very old and could not be steamed, so it was estimated that the chefs wanted to use it for stewing soup.
Wu Jiao looked at the fish, stroked his chin, brought the fish over, and prepared to use this ingredient for processing.
Qihou stood on the side, waiting honestly, watching Wu Jiao busy, Wu Jiao was not too busy, just processed the fish, removed the scales and skin, and then cut the fish piece by piece.
Qi Hou watched in amazement as Wu Jiao cut the fish into slices about half the width of a finger, and then placed it on a plate, without cooking it.
After Wu Jiao finished cutting, he went to prepare the seasoning. He made a small plate, put some fish sauce in it, and added some things that Qi Hou couldn't understand at all.
After a while, Wu Jiao adjusted the sauce. Qi Hou thought it was time to put it into the pot, but Wu Jiao put the small saucer on the plate of the fish fillet, raised his head, and said, "Okay, it's done!" .”
Qi Hou was dumbfounded for a moment, and said, "He was born?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "That's right, sashimi."
Qi Hou suddenly had some veins on his forehead jumping wildly, to feed the people of Yiqu raw?Although they did hear that people in Yiqu drank blood and ate raw meat, but they probably never ate raw fish?Besides, raw fish is so fishy...
But Wu Jiu picked up the plate of fish and was about to leave. Qi Hou hurriedly followed behind, saying, "Second Brother, can this be done?"
Wu Jiu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not done by a widow."
Young master Diao didn't expect Wu Jiao to come back so soon. With a sneer on his face, he asked Wu Jiao to come in. No matter what he ate, he just said it was really bad. , that's enough.
Young Master Diao thought about it, so he asked Wu Jiao to come in.
Wu Jiao walked in, the soldier put the plate on the case, son Diao looked down, it turned out to be a plate of fish?
Wu Jiao's knife skills are good, all the fish fillets are cut to the same size, and he also arranged the plate, Wu Jiao also arranged the fish in the shape of fish, so it can be seen at a glance that it is fish.
It’s just that the color of the fish is too bright. The son Diao is also considered an aristocrat. He was taken care of by the monarch of the E Kingdom. He has always eaten delicious and spicy food in the E Kingdom. The E Kingdom is near the water. He has eaten a lot of fish, but he has never seen fish. The color is so bright and lovely.
Young Master Diao looked energetic, raised his chin and said, "Let me taste it first, if it doesn't taste good, hum!"
As he spoke, he picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of fish meat. The fish meat is very fresh, and it is very tough when you pick it up. It is different from the usual fish meat. If the fish meat you eat on weekdays is not good, it will fall apart with the chopsticks I'm afraid that's what I'm afraid of eating fish the most. It's very embarrassing after it's gone, and it's particularly unpleasant to eat.
The fish meat did not fall apart, as if it was a big piece of meat, but it was much more springy and tougher than a big piece of meat, with a smooth and tender touch, and I wanted to touch it with my hands.
Young Master Diao picked up the fish fillet, still maintaining a state of vigor, dipped the fish meat in the amber sauce next to it, and put it in his mouth.
Bite down, the teeth cut off the smooth and tender fish meat, the fish meat is delicious, I can’t tell what it feels like, it’s so slippery that it can’t stay in the mouth, it seems to be alive, it’s full of toughness, but it’s not hard to bite, just bite it off , this delicious sauce has a slightly spicy aftertaste.
Young master Diao wanted to take a bite, so he dropped the chopsticks and threw the fish meat on Wu Jiu's face, but he swallowed it in one mouthful, and was reluctant to throw it away. The fish meat seemed to have magical properties, it was so weird, it was so tender and tender. This way!
Young Master Diao took a bite, couldn't hold back another bite, and another bite, and finally ate most of the plate. Qi Hou stood aside, frowning, with a disgusted expression on his face.
Qihou is a standard northerner. The rough men in the north eat sweet snacks and salty vegetables. The taste is very orthodox. Qihou has never seen raw fish sashimi. Eating raw fish with such relish, Qi Hou, a standard northern rough guy, naturally despises him, and he despises him very much.
Young Master Diao ate most of the plate, then remembered, and said, "What kind of trick is this?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It's called sashimi."
"Stabbed?"
Young Master Diao said, "What does that mean? Is it a mystery?"
Wu Jiao smiled faintly and said, "The meaning of sashimi is sliced raw."
"what?"
Young master Diao was eating a piece of fish, when he heard Wu Jiao's words, he raised his head and said in surprise, "Sliced raw? What are you raw?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Raw fish, raw."
"vomit!!!"
When Young Master Diao heard that it was raw, his face turned green immediately, and he immediately lay down on the edge of the case, vomiting out mouthfuls. Seeing this disgusting scene, Qihou quickly stopped Wu Jiao from stepping back, so as not to splash on his second brother. It's disgusting.
Young master Diao vomited until his face turned green, pointed at Wu Jiao and said, "You!! You're playing tricks on me on purpose! Give me raw food!"
Wu Jiu said with an innocent face: "Why are you playing tricks on you? You are the noble envoy of Yiqu, and you have hostages in your hands. In this line, you are the biggest, aren't you? You can shock the ground even if you fart. Three times."
Qi Hou was speechless for a moment. After a long time no see, his second brother became more and more "dominant".
Wu Jiu said again: "This sashimi is very delicious. The fish meat is easy to be aged. There are many fish meats that cannot be eaten cooked, because the fresh and tender taste will be lost after being cooked. I think you are a knowledgeable envoy of Yiqu." People, it turns out that you are also a layman when it comes to eating, and you are so timid."
Young Master Diao was ridiculed by Wu Jiao, and he didn't know what to say. He had never eaten this kind of raw fish. In ancient times, eating raw fish was a low-grade thing, and Young Master Diao couldn't imagine that eating raw fish would be so delicious.
Therefore, half-believing, he looked suspiciously at the plate of raw fish.
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "How about it, is the envoy of Yiqu satisfied with the dishes of the widow? If not, the widow will have the sashimi taken away."
Young Master Diao really thought it was very delicious. He wanted to put it on Wu Jiu's face, but at this moment he couldn't bear it and wanted to eat it all. He had never eaten such a delicious thing in his life. The desire to talk is a human instinct. , especially the son Diao is still a greedy person, so he naturally wants to eat everything.
Young Master Diao had no choice but to say in a cold voice, "It's not satisfactory."
Wu Jiu said with a smile, "It's good that the envoys of Yiqu are satisfied, then we can look forward to the next alliance."
As he said that, he was about to take Qihou out, but when he reached the door, he stopped suddenly, turned around and said, "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention that sashimi is a dish that people with poor physical fitness should not eat. You may have stomach problems, but Yiqu's envoys are Yiqu's fierce generals, so they shouldn't be weak, so it's fine."
When Young Master Diao heard this, just as Wu Jiao raised the curtain, a gust of cold wind from late autumn rushed in. As soon as it blew, Young Master Diao swayed, and suddenly felt a terrible pain in his stomach, which made his face turn green. Pressing down on his stomach, he jumped up and rushed out of the tent, sweating profusely, and he couldn't hold it back.
Wu Jiao laughed when he saw it, and Qi Hou said in a low voice, "Second brother, you really are there, and it's so delicious for people to eat raw."
Wu Jiu said: "The widow is not lying, sashimi is a very delicious food, but the fish they prepared in the dining room is not right, it is probably not fresh, after eating it will naturally cause stomach upset, this time he suffered from some. "
After Wu Jiu finished speaking, he waved his hand, took Qi Hou and left, and went back to the camp to rest.
The two of them entered the tent, Wu Jiu and his clothes fell directly on the couch, Qi Hou hurriedly rubbed his arms and legs, and said, "Second brother, after traveling for so long, you are going to cook again, do you feel better?"
Enjoying the service of Marquis Qi, Wu Jiu turned sideways, lay down on the couch, hugged the quilt and rubbed against it, and said, "Hmm...you need to be stronger with your hands."
Qihou smiled, massaged Wu Jiu with a little more effort, and said, "Second brother, after this matter, can second brother make hamburgers for Gu?"
Wu Jiao looked at Qihou with a smile, never thought that Qihou would be so foreign, that he still likes to eat hamburgers?But after thinking about it, he was right, Qihou's taste is like a child's, he likes to eat fried food, he likes to eat grilled food, and naturally he also likes to eat hamburgers.
That is to say, there are no potatoes in this era, otherwise Wu Jiao would make French fries, and Qi Hou would definitely like them to fly.
Wu Jiu laughed as he thought about it, imagining how Qi Hou was eating French fries, which seemed very interesting.
Qihou looked at him with a smile, always felt that the second brother was planning something on him, so he leaned over and kissed him on the lips, and said, "What are you thinking?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "I'm thinking...the widow still has a lot of skills that I haven't been able to display."
Such as spicy boiled fish, cheese cream for western food, French fries for snacks and roasted corn, chocolate ice cream egg tart pudding cakes for snacks, etc. These are not available in this era, and there is no way to make them. If these things are given to Qihou, Qihou Hou's eating must also be super cute.
Wu Jiu was a little tired. He was always busy these days and didn't have a good rest. Qi Hou held him, Wu Jiu felt very comfortable, and Qi Hou was watching over him, so he was very at ease, so he gradually became sleepy. Fell asleep, fell asleep.
Wu Jiao had a strange dream, perhaps because he was thinking about it day by day, so he had a dream at night. Wu Jiao actually dreamed that Marquis Qi was dressed in a modern dress, wearing a simple black T-shirt, black trousers, and a flirty armband. He pulled up his trousers, revealing his sexy ankles. He casually stepped on a pair of flirty casual leather shoes. His long hair was pulled back and tied loosely. He looked like an aristocrat.
He was originally a noble...
Wu Jiu dreamed that Qi Hou was sitting in front of the computer, eating a large plate of egg tarts with a huge diameter. The top was thick shredded cheese, and the bottom was golden egg tart paste. The huge egg tarts were bigger than two faces. Qi Hou ate it with a spoon, and he was still doing the live broadcast, with a bunch of little flowers brushing on the computer screen.
Wu Jie's dream was a mess, when he woke up it was dawn, he felt that he had slept for a long time, and he kept watching Qi Hou eat and eat in his dreams, Qi Hou, the big eater, seemed to never have enough to eat, and he had a face full of food satisfy.
Wu Jiu opened his eyes, it was dawn outside, Qi Hou also got up, was getting dressed, saw Wu Jiu woke up, turned to look at him, and said, "Second Brother, did you sleep well?"
Wu Jiu did sleep well, but he had a strange dream about Qi Hou's satisfying eating.
Young master Diao has diarrhea today, starting from last night, this is a must, after all, the level of this fish is not enough to be eaten raw, but Wu Jiao is good at seasoning, it doesn't taste fishy at all, but after eating, you must eat it I have a bitter stomach.
Prince Diao had diarrhea for three days in a row, and everyone was free. Ji Lang saw that Prince Zheng had arrived, so it was useless to go on a hunger strike, and he had already started eating.
Everyone was waiting for the alliance, and wanted to rescue Ji Lang as soon as possible, but the young master Diao had a stomachache and couldn't make the alliance, so Wu Jiao didn't even urge him, instead he looked very leisurely, not in a hurry at all.
After five days in a row, Gongzi Diao's health finally improved a bit, but these days, his stomach troubles are like losing weight. There is no use for it.
After Young Master Diao had a stomachache, Wu Jiao made other delicious food, everyone ate with relish, and Young Master Diao also tasted it, it was amazingly delicious, so he ate two more bites.
He didn't know that other people's food was fine, but he stopped having stomach upset after eating, and started to have a stomachache again, which made him feel like he was dying, and had fits of convulsions.
Young master Diao didn't know that he was poisoned at all, he thought that he was not acclimatized, or that he had diarrhea two days ago and was too weak.
Wu Jiao has his own reasons for cooking. He will definitely cook the two things together if he can’t eat them together. Everyone just eats a symbolic bite, and they won’t get poisoned at all. Young Master Diao is greedy. If he thinks it’s delicious, he will eat it. They will snatch them away, and don't let others move them at all, and bring them back to the camp to eat, which results in some poisoning.
Eating many things together will turn into arsenic in the body. Even if Young Master Diao is a practitioner, his body will be hollowed out now. Wu Jiao feels that if he is given a few more chances, Young Master Diao will not die anyway. Know.
Young master Diao had a stomachache, a low-grade fever, and vomiting. After about five days of this, he didn't dare to eat anything else, so he had to eat clear soup with little water. After more than ten days in a row, he was finally good.
All the monarchs are very anxious and want to form an alliance, so as not to have long nights and dreams, Wu Jiu is not in a hurry, and everyone does not know what he is thinking.
After finally waiting for the young master Diao to recover from his illness, the people in Yiqu were impatient and wanted to go back to Yiqu. There is no good wine or meat here. Of course the generals can eat meat and fish, but their soldiers can’t eat anything. Be on high alert, the morale of the army will naturally be slackened.
Young Master Diao had no choice but to propose the alliance, who knew that Wu Jiao fell ill as soon as he proposed the alliance, saying that he was not feeling well and caught a cold, Wu Jiao's illness dragged on for another five days, the alliance immediately It has been opened for half a month, and it is ready to be opened for one month.
When Wu Jiu recovered from his illness, Young Master Diao could no longer bear the urging of Yiqu soldiers, and finally he was about to start the alliance meeting.
The alliance meeting was held in the shogunate of Xingyuan, because it was a negotiation, so there was no need to worship the sky or an altar at all.
Everyone came to the shogunate of Huimeng and sat down. Young Master Diao's eye sockets were sunken, his eyes turned blue, like kidney deficiency, and his whole body was as thin as a stick of firewood. As far as Wushuang's beauty is concerned, now son Diao has a face full of kidney deficiency, like a smoker who has smoked a big cigarette.
After everyone sat down, Wu Jiu said, "Your envoy of Yiqu, let's start negotiating terms."
Young Master Diao had been ill before, and now that he finally had a chance to turn things around, he naturally felt proud, slapped the document on the case, and said, "We have already drawn up the document, you can see for yourself."
"Oh, right……"
Young Master Diao said with a smile: "I almost forgot, you can't understand Yiqu's language, so let's do it, this special envoy will read it for you."
Young Master Diao picked up the documents on the table and said, "First, the Qin State needs to make way, and we must not hinder Yiqu from returning home."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "That's natural."
The young master Diao said again: "Secondly, we must prepare rare and beautiful jade. I heard that your country of Chu has a Heshibi, and use it to honor our king."
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes and didn't speak. Young Master Diao was still saying that there are still many clauses, such as Zhou people are not allowed to attack Yiqu, but Yiqu can attack Zhou people, and Zhou people must provide a clan princess to visit every five years. Yiqu went to get married, and then started at the border between Qin State and Yiqu, retreated fifty miles, and ceded the land to Yiqu.
When everyone heard this, they all looked at each other in blank dismay. Yiqu didn't have the self-knowledge of the defeated country at all, and it was completely holding the trump card and asking the price, and the price was sky-high.
Young Master Diao saw that everyone's face was not good, so he laughed, waved his hands, and said, "It seems that you don't know your situation yet."
He said, Uncle Shan had gone out, came back soon, and brought Ji Lang in, Uncle Shan grabbed Ji Lang, although Ji Lang ate, but was locked up day and night, very weak, Uncle Shan "Boom! " With a sound, Ji Lang was thrown on the ground, and the chains on Ji Lang's body made a sound of "crash!"
Prince Zheng was startled, and wanted to rush over, but was stopped by Uncle Shan, who said, "The hostages are here, none of you can act rashly, otherwise, hum!"
Young Master Diao said again: "We have hostages in our hands, so don't think about disunity. If you dare to say no, I will cut off one of his fingers and see how many fingers he has for you to say no."
"How dare you! You bastard!"
The prince roared angrily, and wanted to pull out the sword at his waist, but Ji Lang was in their hands, and the son Diao looked confident.
Wu Jiu said, "Zuo Sima, stay safe and don't be impatient."
Although Wang Zizheng was angry, he had no choice but to listen to Wu Jiu's words and retreat.
Young Master Diao saw that other people were angry, while Wu Jiao was indifferent, as if nothing could control his emotions. Seeing this scene, Young Master Diao felt very angry. He had to see Wu Jiao jump into a rage. .
Young Master Diao rolled his eyes and said, "I almost forgot, we have to temporarily add terms, him."
Young Master Diao said, pointing to Prince Bai, the envoy of Qin State who was sitting at the table on behalf of Qin State, and said with a smile: "He is a traitor of our Yiqu, I want the King of Chu to cut this traitor into five horses, chop it into meat, and then Give us a drink."
Wu Dao put his hand on the precious sword, his face was very ferocious, he looked at Young Master Diao fiercely, but Young Master Diao was not afraid, he held his chin up, confident.
Wu Jiao said flatly, "This is not acceptable."
Young Master Diao sneered and said: "Is this still possible? You say it? You deserve to say no!? If you say no, I will hack your emperor to death right now."
"How dare you! You, Yiqu, are deceiving people too much!"
Cao Ke seemed to be unable to bear it, and let out angrily.
The young master Diao smiled coldly and said, "What more do you need to bully you Zhou people's bastards?"
Everyone glared at Young Master Diao, feeling that the alliance could not go on, it was so unequal.
But Wu Jiu smiled lightly and said: "Yiqu envoy, don't bluff, no matter how high you raise your neck, Yiqu has no food, no water to drink, no military use, no fighting spirit, no morale, it's nothing." None, just using your chin and arrogance to negotiate terms with us, it is impossible to negotiate."
Young Master Diao was dismantled by Wu Jiao at once, and he stared at him, sneered and said, "Okay, okay! It doesn't matter if you don't kill this traitor, that's okay, I changed my mind. This envoy thinks that Duke Qi is good-looking. Duke Qi came to wait on me for one night, and when the service is done, I will sign the terms for you, how about it?"
When he said this, everyone was in an uproar. Everyone had different colors on their faces. They all felt that Young Master Diao was too shameless, and the words he said were very dirty and wretched.
Qihou's face was very ugly, it seemed to be raining, and there was a tendency for the storm to come. Although he didn't move his hands, his shoulders were already raised, as if he was ready to draw his sword at any time.
Marquis Qi was reborn once, and he and Shu Diao had long had a grudge against each other, and they were already at odds with each other, but now Young Master Diao even uttered wild words, humiliating Qi Marquis in public, Qi Marquis is a monarch, how could an overlord be insulted like this.
Wu Jiu didn't speak for a while, but his eyes narrowed, and his face was finally no longer so calm, as if he had touched Wu Jiu's scales, making this normally smiling and gentle man show a sinister expression .
The shogunate suddenly returned to calm, and the silence made Young Master Diao suddenly flustered.
At this moment, "Wow!", someone lifted the curtain and walked into the shogunate. When everyone turned their heads, it turned out to be Feng Shu!
Feng Shu Mingming was supposed to be in Qin State, but for some reason, he suddenly ran over. Feng Shu walked in, striding forward, his face covered with sweat, looking like he was going to be exhausted from running around, but his face was very resolute. He arched his hands.
Everyone didn't know what charade they were playing, Feng Shu just cupped his hands, but Wu Jiao suddenly laughed, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, the smile gradually widened, a little bit, a little bit wider, a little bit different from his usual smile Her son was different, with a hint of viciousness and contempt.
Wu Jiao raised his lips, looked at Young Master Diao, his voice was flat, but his tone made people shudder, and he heard Wu Jiao say indifferently: "If you want someone who is widowed to serve you, in the next life!"
Young Master Diao saw that Wu Jiao suddenly spoke rudely, "Boom!!!" He slapped the table and scolded, "You talk to me like that, so disrespectful, do you still want a hostage?! Do you think I really dare not move?" Your Son of Heaven!?"
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Hostages? Of course we want them. The purpose of our coming here is to take hostages, but we also have hostages."
"What did you say?"
Young Master Diao didn't understand Wu Jiu's words, so Wu Jiu said with a smile, "Coincidentally, when you, the envoy of Yiqu, had a stomach ache, Qin's army had already crossed the border and rushed straight to your Yiqu lair. , so we also have hostages in our hands now, and our hostage is... King Yiqu."
Yiqu soldiers listened
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