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Chapter 168 Love Rival (2)
, Xiao Rou clenched his hands into fists, rubbed his eyes, and Xiao Chong Er pulled the boy to push, saying: "Uncle, we are going back."
The boy pushed and waved his hand to Wu Jiu and said, "See you, Su Su!"
Wu Jiu smiled and shook hands at Xiao Chong'er and the boy, then watched the two little guys run away.
Wu Jiu was still looking at the door, but suddenly Qi Hou hugged him from the back and pressed him against the wall. The two of them were very close.
I heard Qi Hou say: "Second brother, it's so delicious! Second brother, you give them the lonely hamburger and smile at them."
When Wu Jiu heard this, he felt a bit big-headed, and said helplessly, "They're only that small."
Qihou said: "The enemy does not distinguish between big and small."
Wu Jiu's eyelids twitched suddenly, Qihou is indeed the overlord, so he has such a vision!
Qihou said: "Second brother, how do you compensate Gu?"
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "Can I make you a dish?"
Qihou immediately said: "One is not enough."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Duke Qi's appetite is getting bigger and bigger?"
Qihou said: "That's natural. I don't just want to eat the dishes made by my second brother, but I also want to eat my second brother. I didn't enjoy myself just now. Why don't we do it again?"
Wu Jiu looked at Qi Hou's expression, and suddenly his back felt a little numb, thinking of the shameful thing just now, his face felt a little hot.
Qihou's voice suddenly became hoarse, and he said, "Second brother, you don't know how attractive your expression is..."
Qihou's hoarse voice was right next to his ears. Wu Jiu felt that his ears were almost familiar. It seemed that he couldn't stand Qihou's beauty trick attack. He was about to take the initiative to hug Qihou's neck, but he heard Qihou's hoarse and sexy voice. Say, "As tempting as a fried chicken burger."
Wu Jiu's hands froze, and he felt like a dead dog. The "thumping heartbeat" just now disappeared, and he felt that his heartbeat just now must be because his brain was caught by the hamburger!
Wu Jiao rolled his eyes at Qi Hou and said, "Get lost!"
What Qi Hou said was from the heart, it was true!As a result, he was scolded by his second brother for no reason, and Qi Hou felt that he was wronged. After all, the hamburger has become Qi Hou's new favorite, especially the fried chicken flavor. Hou thinks this metaphor is actually very appropriate, but his second brother doesn't seem to like it...
The good atmosphere just now was gone, so Qihou could only look aggrieved, and dragged Wu Jiao by the corner of his clothes like a little wife, and followed Wu Jiao back to the house to sleep.
Wu Jiu had a lot of trouble with Marquis Qi in the dining room, and it was midnight again, and he soon fell asleep, so Wu Jiu had another strange dream, and he dreamed that Marquis Qi was in a modern attire, loosely tied Long hair, sitting in front of the computer and live broadcasting, and Qihou is still facing the computer screen, with a face bursting with hormones and said: "My second brother is as attractive as fried chicken burgers."
Wu Jiao dreamed here, and suddenly woke up, it was a nightmare, he woke up with fright, even in his dreams, he dreamed of the smell of fried chicken and burgers...
It wasn't too late for Wu Jiu to wake up, because his dreams were full of tempting fried chicken burgers, so he woke up very early. Qihou hadn't woken up yet, so he put one hand on Wu Jiao's waist, and the other hand was put on Wu Jiao's pillow. Under the neck, the standard boyfriend action.
Wu Jiu turned to look at Qihou. Qihou was still sleeping soundly, but when he was sleeping, he always frowned, with a very serious feeling. If you say when Qihou is the most handsome, it might be when When he is pointing the world on the battlefield, it is time to sleep next. Qihou always likes to show off his cuteness on weekdays. Obviously he can use his appearance, but he depends on his cuteness.
Wu Zheng studied, Qi Hou was very vigilant, he seemed to feel that someone was staring at him, so he woke up, opened his eyes and saw Wu Jiao, and then he stretched his eyebrows and smiled.
Qi Hou had just woken up, his face was still a bit tired, with a lazy sex appeal, which almost hit Wu Jiu's heart directly.
Qi Hou leaned over and kissed Wu Jiu lightly on the lips, Wu Jiu almost forgot that he was obsessed with cleanliness, Qi Hou hadn't washed yet.
I heard Qi Hou say hoarsely and lazily: "Second Brother, Gu had a sweet dream, and Gu dreamed that Second Brother made twenty fried chicken burgers for Gu."
Fried...chicken...ham...burger...
Wu Jiao feels that fried chicken and burgers are almost becoming his love rivals!Not exaggerating at all...
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou got up, because they had to return the seal and ribbon to Ji Lang today, so they got up early.
Just as Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were about to go out, Qu Zhong had already arrived, carrying a cloth bag with two seal ribbons inside.
Qu Zhong respectfully handed the printed ribbon to Wu Jiu, Wu Jiu picked it up and looked at it, and immediately laughed, Marquis Qi didn't know what Wu Jiu was laughing at, but in fact, yesterday, Wu Jiao secretly ordered Qu Zhong to move a little on the fake printed ribbon hands and feet.
Wu Jiu picked it up and looked at it, and immediately burst out laughing, as if he thought it was very interesting, Qi Hou also came over to take a look, and suddenly looked helpless, and said, "Second brother, won't you be able to get out of your way like this?"
It turned out that Wu Jiu asked Qu Zhong to engrave one of the words on the printed letter into a typo. Although the printed ribbon looked fake, there was a typo on the fake.
Wu Jiu smiled and said: "Don't worry, nothing will happen. If they want to steal the emperor's seal, of course they will be nervous. Besides, the widow only needs some small tricks, and they won't read the words on the seal at all." .”
Wu Jiu said so confidently, Qi Hou naturally believed it, and Wu Jiu felt funny when he thought that Wei Hou and Gerber had stolen the printed ribbon with typos. When offering sacrifices to heaven, I took out the seal and ribbon in front of the officials, but there was a typo on it. What a funny scene.
Wu Jiu wrapped up Yinshou and was about to go see Ji Lang.
Naturally, Ji Lang also had the same concerns. After all, although no one had ever held the seal ribbon before, they had seen it no matter what, and everyone knew the words on it. Suddenly there was a typo. I wonder if Marquis Wei and Gerber would understand it Discover.
Wu Jiu smiled and said: "The Son of Heaven doesn't need to be anxious about this. The Son of Heaven just needs to use the seal ribbon frequently these days and keep the seal ribbon by his side so as not to give Marquis Wei and Gerber any chance. Days, no matter how intentionally negligent, then they will have no time to check the seal ribbon, and will only be happy for their own success."
Ji Lang felt that what Wu Jiu said was reasonable, so he followed Wu Jiu's advice.
The sacrifice to heaven is only a few days away, and it has already been arranged on the schedule. Because it is a big event, the officials of the sacrifice have already gone to prepare, and everything is ready.
In the past few days, Ji Lang also often used the seal ribbon because of the matter of offering sacrifices to heaven, so it was logical to keep the seal ribbon by her side. On the last day, Ji Lang put away the real seal ribbon and put the fake seal ribbon on the table On the case, I deliberately left for a while, and when Ji Lang came back, the printed ribbon with typos really disappeared...
On the day of worshiping heaven, the princes gathered at the gate of the palace, ready to wait for the emperor to drive, and go to the altar of sacrifice together.
Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi put on black court robes, and all the princes also wore ceremonious clothes. Hundreds of court officials followed, and the team was escorted by Tiger Ben, and drove all the way to the outskirts of Luoshi.
Wu Jiu was riding on the horse, and he saw that little Chonger was also in the team of Duke Quwo. He was riding on a tall horse, and he seemed a bit unable to control such a tall horse. Pulling the reins of the horse, while the boy Tui, who was like a boy, followed the horse and trotted all the time.
The speed of the team is not very fast, but because the boy Tui is still too young, so other eunuchs and maids are walking, he needs to run, the boy Tui's cheeks are already red, swollen like a small apple, panting Get angry.
The kid was pushing and running, and little Chonger looked down and saw that his head was sweating profusely, so he said: "You are so stupid, you can't run anymore, come here, ride a horse with me."
As he said, he stretched out his hand to push the boy up. At this time, Quwo Gong Guizhu happened to be riding over, and immediately swung his whip, almost hitting the back of Little Chonger's hand. If Little Chonger hadn't reacted quickly, that fleshy little hand would definitely be whipped a trace.
Gui Zhu scolded and said: "You don't understand the rules, you want to ride with this lowly slave, it's a shame to Gu!"
Kid Tui was startled, and quickly said: "Your Majesty, Zi Tui knew he was wrong."
Gui Zhu yelled and cursed twice, rolled up his whip and wanted to push it down on the boy, little Chonger was startled and wanted to stop him, but he was too small to stop him at all.
At this time, Qihou had already squinted his eyes, and suddenly pulled out the sword at his waist, "Shua!" With a soft sound, Gui Zhu felt that the whip in his hand had been lightly cut off by a third, leaving only one The handle is up!
Gui Zhu was startled, and looked up, just in time to see Qi Hou retracting his sword into its sheath, Gui Zhu's face turned blue, half of it was from fright, if Qi Hou's hand shook and cut too much, then his Wouldn't the hand be gone?
Wu Jiu smiled at this time and said, "Mr. Quwo, today is a big day for the emperor to offer sacrifices. If you shout so loudly, you may be disrespectful to the gods."
Gui Zhu was afraid of Wu Jiu, and he was also afraid of Marquis Qi. He still remembered that Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi were dismounted during the last alliance, so naturally he didn't dare to say anything. Besides, the purpose of Gui Zhu's trip was to Gold, silver and jewels bribed the emperor, so that the emperor canonized himself as Marquis of Jin, so it was not easy to offend others.
Gui Zhu laughed twice and said, "Yes, what the King of Chu taught is true."
Wu Jiao didn't speak any more, Xiao Chong'er pushed the boy onto the horse, although Gui Zhu was unwilling and gave the boy a hard look, but he didn't dare to say any more, so he urged the horse to go forward.
A group of people soon arrived at the place of sacrifice, the altar was ready, and the time of sacrifice was coming soon, the officials of the sacrifice led everyone into the place of sacrifice.
The princes and scholar-bureaucrats followed the Son of Heaven, and soon reached the altar. The sacrificial officials asked the Son of Heaven to go up to the altar.
Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi stood in the line, bowing their heads, while Ji Lang slowly walked up to the altar under the eyes of everyone. Wu Jiu took a sideways look at it. Marquis Wei was flirting with Gerber, and the two were whispering to each other. Yes, still snickering, seems to have a plan in mind.
Wu Jiu also laughed, raised his eyebrows at Qi Hou, Qi Hou smiled, did not speak, but stretched out his hand to hook Wu Jiu's finger.
The two of them were making small movements, and Ji Lang had already stepped onto the tall altar. At this moment, Ji Lang should take out the emperor's seal and ribbon to issue orders, but at this moment, Ji Lang's movements faltered.
According to Wu Jiu's plan, Ji Lang deliberately pretended that he couldn't find the seal. All the ministers and princes were standing under the altar, so they couldn't see what was going on at all. No one thought that the seal would be lost, so they didn't go there. On the other hand, I just waited silently.
After waiting for a while, the princes and scholar-bureaucrats felt that something was wrong, raised their heads, and saw that Ji Lang was performing conscientiously, quite devotedly, and was looking for his seal.
Weihou and Gerber in the crowd looked at each other, and then began to "silently express their love", looking like they were watching a good show, but they didn't know that when they were watching a good show, someone was watching them and regarded them as a good show .
Marquis Wei and Gerber exchanged glances, the crowd became commotion, and someone said, "What's going on?"
"Why haven't you started yet?"
"Isn't the envoy here?"
"Don't miss the time, it's unlucky, there will be disasters."
At this moment, Gerber pretended to be surprised and said, "Could it be that the emperor's seal was lost?"
Everyone didn't expect to lose the emperor's seal at all. It was a bit abrupt when Gerber said this. Everyone looked at him, but when they looked up, it seemed that Ji Lang was really looking for something, so some people believed Gerber's words. .
When Wei Hou saw it, the timing was just right, so he said loudly: "Son of Heaven, the auspicious time has come, and it's time to sacrifice to the sky. Why is it so late?"
Ji Lang's face showed embarrassment, and he began to show off his acting skills. Wu Jiu almost laughed at the altar. Wei Hou couldn't see the face of the emperor on the altar, but even though it was so far away, he could even feel Ji Lang's nervousness. .
Marquis Wei suddenly felt complacent, and said, "Son of Heaven, is it just as everyone said, is the seal and ribbon missing!?"
When he said this, everyone was in an uproar immediately. The emperor's seal is a symbol of status. In order to avoid such things as false edicts, any military campaign must have a military festival, and all major edicts must have a seal. If there is no seal, then It is a false edict, which is not a small crime.
It can be said that if the emperor had no seal and ribbon, no one would listen to what he said.
Now that Marquis Wei said this, everyone was in an uproar. In this grand and solemn ceremony, the auspicious time was almost over, and the emperor didn't even start to worship the sky, and he didn't even show his seal and ribbon. Everyone immediately looked at each other in blank dismay. .
Marquis Wei said: "As the son of heaven, my king was captured by Yiqu people a few days ago, which hurt my Zhou country's face. It is no longer necessary to mention such things. Today's grand ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven, unexpectedly cannot show the seal and ribbon. Let my courtiers of the state of Zhou feel cold!"
Hearing Weihou's tone, the officials immediately looked at Weihou suspiciously. This was obviously finding fault. Gerber had discussed it with Weihou, and immediately responded, "Yes, the Son of Heaven was captured by the Yiqu people a few days ago. It is a disgrace to my country Zhou to have other countries to negotiate peace, and it is really chilling to have such a big matter of offering sacrifices and not being able to get a seal and ribbon!"
When the two of them said this, the princes and scholar-bureaucrats next to him were not sure what they meant. When Mr. Wen saw it, he immediately responded because he had made a fool of himself at the celebration banquet a few days ago, and Wen was a supporter of Prince Tiao. make up.
Mr. Wen Guo said: "That's right! What Duke Wei and Ge Gong said is that the emperor insulted the family style and made us Zhou people suffer. Now that such a big event as offering sacrifices to the heavens, we still can't get a seal and ribbon. What kind of person is such a Zhou emperor?" ?!"
Mr. Wen Guo said, the knocked out front teeth were leaking air, Wu Jiao watched his mouth open and close, spitting stars flew across, and even sprayed on the faces of the princes next to him, who kept avoiding him, suddenly "pu chi" laughed out.
Wu Jiu was laughing there, Qi Hou poked him, Wu Jiu coughed and held back his laughter.
Ji Lang stood on the altar and said coldly, "Wei Gong, Ge Gong and Wen Guo, what do you mean?"
Before Marquis Wei could speak, Young Master Wen had already said arrogantly: "It means that you are not worthy to be emperor at all, isn't it obvious?!"
Marquis Wei and Gerber wanted to proceed step by step, but they didn't know that Mr. Wen was trying to push the ducks to the shelf, and rushed the words to the forefront. Marquis Wei broke out in a cold sweat, but now that the words have come to this point, he bites the bullet.
Marquis Wei said: "We are ministers, of course it is for the good of the Great Zhou. However, the emperor, you should ask yourself, the people from Yiqu came to the door, and the emperor didn't know that's all. We, the princes, came to the rescue, and the emperor was still killed by Yiqu. People in Yiqu are kidnapped, so how can the people of Yiqu laugh at us? Don’t they want to lose their teeth? Those of us from Zhou will be laughed at by the surrounding Fangguo. Thanks. Now... in such a grand sacrificial ceremony, the emperor actually made such a lowly mistake, and the seal and ribbon can't be taken out. Tell me, how can such a person lead our Great Zhou? Is he worthy!?"
Marquis Wei was impassioned, at this time Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Oh? The Son of Heaven is not worthy, so you, Duke Wei, are worthy?"
Wei Hou was almost choked to death by Wu Jiu's words. Wei Hou said quickly: "King Chu, you have misunderstood the meaning of Gu. The meaning of Gu is... If you are stupid today, I, my servants, can't just sit idly by and let me, Da Zhou If it continues to decline like this, my Great Zhou has always been home to the virtuous, so it is better for the emperor to abdicate like this today, and select a capable person from among the princes surnamed Ji in my Great Zhou to inherit the throne of the emperor."
Wu Jiao smiled faintly, and said, "So, Duke Wei, you are a prince with the surname Ji, what a coincidence."
Marquis Wei felt like he was about to choke to death when Wu Jiu blocked him. He stared at Wu Jiu and said, "That's right, Gu is a prince with the surname of Ji!"
Ji Lang stood on the altar at this moment, and said coldly: "Presumptuous! Marquis Wei, are you trying to rebel!?"
Marquis Wei had no fear, he seemed to have torn his face off, and said with a smile: "Is it against the law? No, this is in accordance with God's will! All princes! Ladies and gentlemen, since the founding of our country, we have practiced seals and ribbons. On the Military Festival, the emperor needs to have a seal and ribbon, this is a clearly stipulated matter, and it is not a solitary rhetoric, don’t you think?!”
Yinshou is indeed a symbol of the emperor, and there is nothing wrong with Wei Hou saying so.
Everyone looked at Weihou, waiting for his next words.
Marquis Wei said again: "If today's emperor loses the seal and ribbon, it is a serious crime of dereliction of duty. If there is no seal and ribbon, how can He De be worthy of being the emperor of my Great Zhou Dynasty?! Fortunately, God is merciful, this seal ribbon..."
As Weihou said, he suddenly took out a cloth bag from his cuff, held it in his palm, held it on top of his head, and then unfolded it little by little. When Weihou unfolded the cloth bag, revealing the jade seal inside, there was a burst of "Ho!! !” There was a gasp.
"Print Ribbon!"
"Emperor Seal!"
"Why are you at Marquis Wei's place?"
"what happened?!"
Marquis Wei laughed and said: "God is merciful. Although the emperor has no virtue and lost this precious seal, I, Marquis Wei, was sheltered by the heavens. Fortunately, I picked up this precious seal. Ladies and gentlemen, those who have won the seal are the only ones who have lost this precious seal." He is my true son of heaven!"
What he said is obvious, Weihou wants to be the emperor of Zhou!
The ministers and princes standing in the hall suddenly made a commotion, and they all looked at Marquis Wei in shock. Ji Lang had been on the throne for a few years, and the ministers in the court were relatively stable, but there are still many princes present today, Marquis Wei wants to stand on his own As a king, how could the princes be reconciled.
As a result, the scholar-bureaucrats refused to accept Weihou, and the princes even refused to accept Weihou, and immediately made a noise.
Marquis Wei held up the seal with a confident look on his face, while Wu Jiu suddenly burst out laughing and said, "Mr. Wei, are you kidding everyone? This joke is too big."
Marquis Wei said sharply: "Today is a grand day for our Zhou people to sacrifice to heaven, you southern barbarian dare to laugh, what is your intention?!"
Wu Jiu was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Oh, I am indeed a Southern barbarian, but I, the Southern barbarian, can see it, and all the princes and officials are not blind, can't everyone see that Wei Gong is you? Are you joking? Didn’t Duke Wei find out that there is still a typo on the forged emperor’s seal in your hand?!”
When Wu Jiu said this, everyone rushed to look at him, because Wei Houqing was so tall, some people could tell at a glance, they were stunned for a moment, and then there was an uproar, and some people burst out laughing.
Marquis Wei didn't know what was going on, so he was stunned for a moment, then he picked up the seal and put it in front of his eyes, his face turned pale, and he said: "This... this..."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Gentlemen and gentry, forging the emperor's seal and ribbon, what crime is this?"
"This... this is impossible!"
Marquis Wei shouted, he was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat, his clothes were all drenched, he quickly looked at Gerber, Gerber didn't know what was going on, it was obviously good, they had already controlled the audience, but suddenly something went wrong , there are typos on the seal, which Gerber never expected.
Gerber hastily waved his hand at Marquis Wei, signaling that it was none of his business.
At this time Ji Lang smiled, finally spoke, and said quietly: "Wei Gong, from the beginning to the end, I have said that the emperor's seal is lost?"
As soon as he spoke, the faces of Marquis Wei and Gerber became even paler, dripping with cold sweat, and now it's winter, the cold sweat of the two of them broke out, soaking their clothes, and it felt as if they were about to freeze when the wind blew.
Ji Lang smiled, and calmly took out the seal ribbon from his wide sleeves. He was standing on the altar, it was obvious that he was holding the emperor's seal ribbon in his hand, and everyone immediately looked over.
Ji Lang lifted the emperor's seal and ribbon, and Wu Jiu was the first to say loudly, "The emperor will last forever!"
As he spoke, Marquis Qi knelt down, followed by all the other princes, and the scholar-bureaucrats in the court also knelt down like a wave, and Marquis Wei and Gerber became very obvious all of a sudden.
Everyone knelt down one after another, Marquis Wei and Gerber instantly stood out from the crowd, and naturally there was also Mr. Wen who hadn't figured out the practice, and didn't know what happened.
Gerber was the first to kneel down, and watched the people kneeling beside him. The officials and princes who said that the emperor had lived for ten thousand years, his knees were also weak, and he wanted to kneel down, otherwise it would be too eye-catching.
But before Gerber had time to be cowardly, Marquis Wei had already grabbed him, prevented him from kneeling, gave him a hard look, and said, "What are you afraid of! Don't we have other preparations?"
Ji Lang smiled and said, "What are you going to do? You won't be able to rebel!?"
Ji Lang's words were really accurate. When it came to Wei Hou's heart, Wei Hou was ridiculed by the officials for typos. Now he is ashamed to stand in front of everyone with no clothes on. He simply said: " Ji Lang, you are fatuous and tyrannical, and you were once captured by the Yiqu people. It is a disgrace to our country of Zhou. Such a person with no virtue and incompetence is not worthy of being the emperor of our country of Zhou! Today I will bring the ancestors of the country of Zhou to attack You fool!"
As he said, everyone looked at Wei Hou with the expression of looking at a lunatic, and Wei Hou shouted: "Come on!!"
As he shouted, he heard the sound of "Tat Tat Tat", and then a square team came in from the outside and quickly came towards the altar. Can the scholar-bureaucrats stop making noise?
Qihou said sharply: "Weihou! Are you really going to rebel?!"
Marquis Wei laughed, and said: "Why is Gu rebelling? Gu is following God's will and crusading against the faint king! Revitalize my Great Zhou Kingdom!"
Marquis Wei watched the warriors drive in, and he immediately became more confident. Not only Marquis Wei, but Gerber also had confidence. Weiguo stationed [-] troops in Geguo. It was attacked by the Yiqu people, and it lost a lot, but it is still being repaired, and this is a sacrifice, and there are not many soldiers and horses to follow. If [-] guards come in, that is quite a large number.
In addition to Weihou and Gerber, Mr. Wen Guo also wanted to pick up a melon. He had already knelt down with Da Liuer just now, but when he saw this scene, "Teng" guy jumped up, and then laughed loudly, like Marquis Wei was even more happy, pointing to Ji Lang on the altar with a "ha ha ha", and said with a smile: "Don't look at him as a fool, but he still has some looks, why don't you let him live and be my male favorite?" !"
Young Master Wen laughed, and everyone looked at him, some were angry, some were frightened, and some were still in shock.
The sound of "tattling" and the uniform clang of those warriors, just when Marquis Wei was happy, Gerber was excited, and Young Master Wen was thinking about it, Wu Jiao smiled lightly and said, "Open your dog eyes wide and see, Whose army is that!"
As soon as he said this, he heard everyone utter "Hey!!" and he even took a breath. The square team of warriors drove up to him, and Wei Hou's face turned pale again in an instant, because the square team drove up to him. It's not the army of the defending country at all, but the imperial guards of the Luo division!
The leader of the imperial guards is Prince Zheng!
Prince Zheng led the army quickly approaching the altar, and said loudly: "Take down the traitor!"
Weihou and Gerber didn't expect the imperial army to come in, and their eyes widened in fright. Weihou still stretched his neck and looked back, wanting to see if his guards were behind and whether there was room for a counterattack.
Qihou smiled and said: "Don't look at Weihou, your army has been completely intercepted, and it is impossible to enter the Luo division."
Marquis Wei immediately turned pale when he heard this, while Gerber quickly knelt down, and with a "plop", he knelt in the crowd, wanting to fish in troubled waters.
It’s just that it’s too late for Gerber to kneel down now. Seeing Gerber’s action, Marquis Wei was so angry that smoke was rising from his head, and he wanted to drag Gerber, but Gerber pushed him quickly, saying: “Son of Heaven! Son of Heaven! It’s none of my business. Son! I was blackmailed by Marquis Wei, our country Ge is a small country, Marquis Wei oppresses us, there is nothing we can do about it, the Son of Heaven has learned from you!"
Wei Hou cursed and said: "You bastard! Why did I threaten you? You obviously wanted to cooperate with me! Now that the matter has been revealed, you still refuse to accept it!"
Ge Bo kowtowed and said, "Son of Heaven, don't believe what a treacherous villain Wei Hou said. I, Ge Guo, are loyal and have no second thoughts to the Son of Heaven. How could I do such a thing? It's all because Marquis Wei blackmailed me. !"
At this point in his words, Wu Jiu said, "Really, but why did a witness come to sue the emperor a few days ago, saying that Gebo, you took the initiative to contact Weiguo?"
"Nonsense! Nonsense!! Absolutely nonsense! Who said it, framed me like this? Stand up! Stand up!"
As Gerber was speaking, he heard a crisp voice saying, "It's me!"
Everyone looked back and saw that Ge Ying came in from the outside. After entering, he knelt down and knelt down on the ground, and said verbally: "The emperor is clear, Gebo is ambitious, contact Weiguo, try to steal the emperor's seal, spread rumors, and make trouble. Manufacture public opinion, seek to usurp the throne, his heart should be punished, and Ying can testify!"
"You... you!! You bitch!"
Gerber was so angry that he wanted to beat Ge Ying, Qi Hou narrowed his eyes, pulled his wrist, and said "Shua--", the sword at his waist was pulled out of its sheath, and stopped in front of Gerber, Gerber almost hit him He touched the blade of the saber, and took several steps back in fright.
Qihou smiled faintly and said, "If the trick is exposed, do you want to kill people to silence it?"
Wu Jiu said: "You don't know something, this is called jumping over the wall in a hurry."
The feudal lords and scholar-bureaucrats were worried just now, but Weihou made a fool of himself, and there was a big reversal. There was no surprise or danger at all. He even watched a show for free, and heard Wu Jiu's words, he was shocked laughed.
Marquis Wei and Gerber heard a few people whispering, "Do you still want to be emperor?"
"Think that the princes with the surname Ji are great?"
"There are also many princes with the surname Ji, and they are not as presumptuous as he is."
Marquis Wei's face was livid, while Gerber was paralyzed on the ground when Ge Ying testified against him. His face turned pale in an instant, and he was out of breath, as if he was about to faint at any moment.
Ji Lang said in a loud voice: "The daughter of the State of Ge killed her relatives righteously and testified that Uncle Ge is a hero among women. I am very pleased. The Lord of the State of Wei and the Lord of the State of Ge intend to rebel, and everyone will be punished. Come here and let me take it down." !"
"Yes!"
Prince Zheng immediately gave an order, and the black-armored warrior rushed over quickly. Marquis Wei and Gerber still wanted to escape, but their strength was so different that they couldn't escape at all, and they were immediately surrounded.
Mr. Wen Guo just said something treacherous and immoral, and now he was terrified. He quickly closed his leaky mouth, shrunk quickly, and wanted to reduce his sense of existence, and sneaked out of the palace.
Wu Jiu took a step sideways, stopped in front of Mr. Wen, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wen, where are you going in such a hurry, your business is not over yet."
Young Master Wen suddenly became the focus, just now he uttered wild words, but now it can't end, Ji Lang laughed lowly, his eyes were filled with gloom, and said: "Young Master Wen dared to insult the widow when he uttered wild words, but it's just today Sacrifice, my country of Zhou has always been based on benevolence and righteousness, come here, take Mr. Wen Guo down, and leave him alive... Castration."
When Mr. Wen heard that he was spared his life, he was immediately relieved, but when he heard the last two words, his eyes widened in fright, and he said, "Help, help!! Help! Let me go! Let me go!" I will!"
Mr. Wen Guo yelled and kicked his legs, he was really scared to pee, there was a strange smell, Wu Jiao is a person with a cleanliness habit, he hurriedly took a wrong step back, with a look of disgust on his face.
Little Chong'er and Kid Tui were also in the hall, after all, they were participating in the sacrificial ceremony, and the princes from various countries who came to Luoshi also participated. Little Chong'er is the son of Duke Quwo, so naturally they also participated.
The boy pushed and watched Young Master Wen being dragged away, and said with a puzzled face, "What is castration?"
Little Chong'er heard this, and said in a low voice: "You are so stupid, castration is to cut off the little bird!"
The boy pushed and listened, subconsciously covered his little bird, opened his eyes wide, and said with a surprised face: "Can the big pot still go to the toilet?"
Little Chong'er thought about it, but he didn't know much, and said, "This... I don't know either."
Just when little Chonger and Xiao Zitui were researching on cutting off Xiaoniaoniao, the imperial army had already captured the rebellious Marquis Wei, Gerber, and Young Master Wen, because today was a sacrifice, so it was not easy to deal with Marquis Wei and Gerber. The monarchs of all countries are invited to discuss the disposal, but no matter how they are disposed of, the result will definitely not run away, it depends on how the Wei Kingdom and other countries will be divided up.
All the princes immediately showed expressions of eagerness to try, especially the princes in the east and north.
Ji Lang ordered people to drag out all the princes of Marquis Gebowen of Wei, and then ordered people to arrest Xuan Jiang who was in the posthouse.
The sacrificial scene finally calmed down. Ji Lang stood on the altar and said in a loud voice: "Today, Marquis Gebo of Wei committed a rebellion. Fortunately, the daughter of Ge Guoguo killed his relatives righteously, and the king of Chu Qigong helped him, so he was able to solve the rebellion smoothly. In addition, there are all the princes. , the senior officials are not afraid in the face of danger, and did not give the rebels an opportunity to take advantage of it, the widow is very pleased."
Ji Lang said, paused again, and said: "The time for today's sacrifice has passed, but since all the princes and scholar-bureaucrats are here today, I happen to have another matter and want to discuss with you... I wonder if you have any objections to the canonization of Prince Zheng as the crown prince?"
Ji Lang mentioned it once before at the celebration banquet, but it was not formal, and everyone drank too much wine, so they couldn't do anything about it. Now that I mentioned it again, it was on a solemn altar, so naturally we should take it seriously up.
It's just that the current situation is that the black-armored warriors surrounded the princes and high officials, all of them tall and clanging, with long swords in their fingers, and Ji Lang had just cleaned up Marquis Wei and Ge Bo, and castrated Young Master Wen with a single word. Pre-dismissal!
The princes suddenly understood that the Marquis of Wei, Gebo, was actually nothing to worry about. Ji Lang might not have noticed it, and all he did was actually to pave the way for the establishment of the crown prince.
Although everyone understood what was going on, none of them dared to stand up against Ji Lang. Everyone kept silent, looking at each other, waiting for others to object. Come out against it.
Wu Jiu stood up, cupped his hands and said, "Young prince is a young talent, he is a rare talent, he is benevolent and righteous, humble and studious, he is indeed the best candidate for the crown prince, the son of heaven is wise!"
When Wu Jiu said this, Marquis Qi also said: "The prince is also responsible for suppressing the rebels today, which shows that the prince is not afraid in the face of danger. It is a blessing in the world to have such a prince in my Great Zhou Dynasty, and the emperor is wise!"
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou sang together, the two cooperated tacitly, and what they said was better than what they sang. The princes looked at it like this, and the direction and trend seemed to have been fixed. No one dared to refute, and they all knelt down and said, "Prince wise", and greeted the prince.
Ji Lang took out the prince's seal letter that he had prepared long ago, and Prince Zheng walked up the steps of the altar step by step in the crowd's kneeling shouts, walked up to Ji Lang, knelt on the ground with his legs bent, and held his hands together. Gao, took the prince's seal letter from Ji Lang respectfully.
Ji Lang looked down at Prince Zheng who was kneeling on the ground, reached out and patted the top of his hair lightly, and said softly, "Zheng Er, you have grown up..."
Everyone knelt on the ground, seeing Prince Zheng receiving the seal, and immediately paying respects to the prince again, Wu Zheng was saluting, and felt his sleeves being tugged twice, looking sideways, Qihou was secretly pulling himself She raised her eyebrows and smiled at herself, that appearance is really "look back and smile, Bai Meisheng, Liugong Fendai has no color", it is like a city and a country.
But Qi Hou said in a low voice: "Second brother, how is Gu's cooperation? Hurry up and add another big chicken leg to Gu Tuo."
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The boy pushed and waved his hand to Wu Jiu and said, "See you, Su Su!"
Wu Jiu smiled and shook hands at Xiao Chong'er and the boy, then watched the two little guys run away.
Wu Jiu was still looking at the door, but suddenly Qi Hou hugged him from the back and pressed him against the wall. The two of them were very close.
I heard Qi Hou say: "Second brother, it's so delicious! Second brother, you give them the lonely hamburger and smile at them."
When Wu Jiu heard this, he felt a bit big-headed, and said helplessly, "They're only that small."
Qihou said: "The enemy does not distinguish between big and small."
Wu Jiu's eyelids twitched suddenly, Qihou is indeed the overlord, so he has such a vision!
Qihou said: "Second brother, how do you compensate Gu?"
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "Can I make you a dish?"
Qihou immediately said: "One is not enough."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Duke Qi's appetite is getting bigger and bigger?"
Qihou said: "That's natural. I don't just want to eat the dishes made by my second brother, but I also want to eat my second brother. I didn't enjoy myself just now. Why don't we do it again?"
Wu Jiu looked at Qi Hou's expression, and suddenly his back felt a little numb, thinking of the shameful thing just now, his face felt a little hot.
Qihou's voice suddenly became hoarse, and he said, "Second brother, you don't know how attractive your expression is..."
Qihou's hoarse voice was right next to his ears. Wu Jiu felt that his ears were almost familiar. It seemed that he couldn't stand Qihou's beauty trick attack. He was about to take the initiative to hug Qihou's neck, but he heard Qihou's hoarse and sexy voice. Say, "As tempting as a fried chicken burger."
Wu Jiu's hands froze, and he felt like a dead dog. The "thumping heartbeat" just now disappeared, and he felt that his heartbeat just now must be because his brain was caught by the hamburger!
Wu Jiao rolled his eyes at Qi Hou and said, "Get lost!"
What Qi Hou said was from the heart, it was true!As a result, he was scolded by his second brother for no reason, and Qi Hou felt that he was wronged. After all, the hamburger has become Qi Hou's new favorite, especially the fried chicken flavor. Hou thinks this metaphor is actually very appropriate, but his second brother doesn't seem to like it...
The good atmosphere just now was gone, so Qihou could only look aggrieved, and dragged Wu Jiao by the corner of his clothes like a little wife, and followed Wu Jiao back to the house to sleep.
Wu Jiu had a lot of trouble with Marquis Qi in the dining room, and it was midnight again, and he soon fell asleep, so Wu Jiu had another strange dream, and he dreamed that Marquis Qi was in a modern attire, loosely tied Long hair, sitting in front of the computer and live broadcasting, and Qihou is still facing the computer screen, with a face bursting with hormones and said: "My second brother is as attractive as fried chicken burgers."
Wu Jiao dreamed here, and suddenly woke up, it was a nightmare, he woke up with fright, even in his dreams, he dreamed of the smell of fried chicken and burgers...
It wasn't too late for Wu Jiu to wake up, because his dreams were full of tempting fried chicken burgers, so he woke up very early. Qihou hadn't woken up yet, so he put one hand on Wu Jiao's waist, and the other hand was put on Wu Jiao's pillow. Under the neck, the standard boyfriend action.
Wu Jiu turned to look at Qihou. Qihou was still sleeping soundly, but when he was sleeping, he always frowned, with a very serious feeling. If you say when Qihou is the most handsome, it might be when When he is pointing the world on the battlefield, it is time to sleep next. Qihou always likes to show off his cuteness on weekdays. Obviously he can use his appearance, but he depends on his cuteness.
Wu Zheng studied, Qi Hou was very vigilant, he seemed to feel that someone was staring at him, so he woke up, opened his eyes and saw Wu Jiao, and then he stretched his eyebrows and smiled.
Qi Hou had just woken up, his face was still a bit tired, with a lazy sex appeal, which almost hit Wu Jiu's heart directly.
Qi Hou leaned over and kissed Wu Jiu lightly on the lips, Wu Jiu almost forgot that he was obsessed with cleanliness, Qi Hou hadn't washed yet.
I heard Qi Hou say hoarsely and lazily: "Second Brother, Gu had a sweet dream, and Gu dreamed that Second Brother made twenty fried chicken burgers for Gu."
Fried...chicken...ham...burger...
Wu Jiao feels that fried chicken and burgers are almost becoming his love rivals!Not exaggerating at all...
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou got up, because they had to return the seal and ribbon to Ji Lang today, so they got up early.
Just as Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were about to go out, Qu Zhong had already arrived, carrying a cloth bag with two seal ribbons inside.
Qu Zhong respectfully handed the printed ribbon to Wu Jiu, Wu Jiu picked it up and looked at it, and immediately laughed, Marquis Qi didn't know what Wu Jiu was laughing at, but in fact, yesterday, Wu Jiao secretly ordered Qu Zhong to move a little on the fake printed ribbon hands and feet.
Wu Jiu picked it up and looked at it, and immediately burst out laughing, as if he thought it was very interesting, Qi Hou also came over to take a look, and suddenly looked helpless, and said, "Second brother, won't you be able to get out of your way like this?"
It turned out that Wu Jiu asked Qu Zhong to engrave one of the words on the printed letter into a typo. Although the printed ribbon looked fake, there was a typo on the fake.
Wu Jiu smiled and said: "Don't worry, nothing will happen. If they want to steal the emperor's seal, of course they will be nervous. Besides, the widow only needs some small tricks, and they won't read the words on the seal at all." .”
Wu Jiu said so confidently, Qi Hou naturally believed it, and Wu Jiu felt funny when he thought that Wei Hou and Gerber had stolen the printed ribbon with typos. When offering sacrifices to heaven, I took out the seal and ribbon in front of the officials, but there was a typo on it. What a funny scene.
Wu Jiu wrapped up Yinshou and was about to go see Ji Lang.
Naturally, Ji Lang also had the same concerns. After all, although no one had ever held the seal ribbon before, they had seen it no matter what, and everyone knew the words on it. Suddenly there was a typo. I wonder if Marquis Wei and Gerber would understand it Discover.
Wu Jiu smiled and said: "The Son of Heaven doesn't need to be anxious about this. The Son of Heaven just needs to use the seal ribbon frequently these days and keep the seal ribbon by his side so as not to give Marquis Wei and Gerber any chance. Days, no matter how intentionally negligent, then they will have no time to check the seal ribbon, and will only be happy for their own success."
Ji Lang felt that what Wu Jiu said was reasonable, so he followed Wu Jiu's advice.
The sacrifice to heaven is only a few days away, and it has already been arranged on the schedule. Because it is a big event, the officials of the sacrifice have already gone to prepare, and everything is ready.
In the past few days, Ji Lang also often used the seal ribbon because of the matter of offering sacrifices to heaven, so it was logical to keep the seal ribbon by her side. On the last day, Ji Lang put away the real seal ribbon and put the fake seal ribbon on the table On the case, I deliberately left for a while, and when Ji Lang came back, the printed ribbon with typos really disappeared...
On the day of worshiping heaven, the princes gathered at the gate of the palace, ready to wait for the emperor to drive, and go to the altar of sacrifice together.
Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi put on black court robes, and all the princes also wore ceremonious clothes. Hundreds of court officials followed, and the team was escorted by Tiger Ben, and drove all the way to the outskirts of Luoshi.
Wu Jiu was riding on the horse, and he saw that little Chonger was also in the team of Duke Quwo. He was riding on a tall horse, and he seemed a bit unable to control such a tall horse. Pulling the reins of the horse, while the boy Tui, who was like a boy, followed the horse and trotted all the time.
The speed of the team is not very fast, but because the boy Tui is still too young, so other eunuchs and maids are walking, he needs to run, the boy Tui's cheeks are already red, swollen like a small apple, panting Get angry.
The kid was pushing and running, and little Chonger looked down and saw that his head was sweating profusely, so he said: "You are so stupid, you can't run anymore, come here, ride a horse with me."
As he said, he stretched out his hand to push the boy up. At this time, Quwo Gong Guizhu happened to be riding over, and immediately swung his whip, almost hitting the back of Little Chonger's hand. If Little Chonger hadn't reacted quickly, that fleshy little hand would definitely be whipped a trace.
Gui Zhu scolded and said: "You don't understand the rules, you want to ride with this lowly slave, it's a shame to Gu!"
Kid Tui was startled, and quickly said: "Your Majesty, Zi Tui knew he was wrong."
Gui Zhu yelled and cursed twice, rolled up his whip and wanted to push it down on the boy, little Chonger was startled and wanted to stop him, but he was too small to stop him at all.
At this time, Qihou had already squinted his eyes, and suddenly pulled out the sword at his waist, "Shua!" With a soft sound, Gui Zhu felt that the whip in his hand had been lightly cut off by a third, leaving only one The handle is up!
Gui Zhu was startled, and looked up, just in time to see Qi Hou retracting his sword into its sheath, Gui Zhu's face turned blue, half of it was from fright, if Qi Hou's hand shook and cut too much, then his Wouldn't the hand be gone?
Wu Jiu smiled at this time and said, "Mr. Quwo, today is a big day for the emperor to offer sacrifices. If you shout so loudly, you may be disrespectful to the gods."
Gui Zhu was afraid of Wu Jiu, and he was also afraid of Marquis Qi. He still remembered that Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi were dismounted during the last alliance, so naturally he didn't dare to say anything. Besides, the purpose of Gui Zhu's trip was to Gold, silver and jewels bribed the emperor, so that the emperor canonized himself as Marquis of Jin, so it was not easy to offend others.
Gui Zhu laughed twice and said, "Yes, what the King of Chu taught is true."
Wu Jiao didn't speak any more, Xiao Chong'er pushed the boy onto the horse, although Gui Zhu was unwilling and gave the boy a hard look, but he didn't dare to say any more, so he urged the horse to go forward.
A group of people soon arrived at the place of sacrifice, the altar was ready, and the time of sacrifice was coming soon, the officials of the sacrifice led everyone into the place of sacrifice.
The princes and scholar-bureaucrats followed the Son of Heaven, and soon reached the altar. The sacrificial officials asked the Son of Heaven to go up to the altar.
Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi stood in the line, bowing their heads, while Ji Lang slowly walked up to the altar under the eyes of everyone. Wu Jiu took a sideways look at it. Marquis Wei was flirting with Gerber, and the two were whispering to each other. Yes, still snickering, seems to have a plan in mind.
Wu Jiu also laughed, raised his eyebrows at Qi Hou, Qi Hou smiled, did not speak, but stretched out his hand to hook Wu Jiu's finger.
The two of them were making small movements, and Ji Lang had already stepped onto the tall altar. At this moment, Ji Lang should take out the emperor's seal and ribbon to issue orders, but at this moment, Ji Lang's movements faltered.
According to Wu Jiu's plan, Ji Lang deliberately pretended that he couldn't find the seal. All the ministers and princes were standing under the altar, so they couldn't see what was going on at all. No one thought that the seal would be lost, so they didn't go there. On the other hand, I just waited silently.
After waiting for a while, the princes and scholar-bureaucrats felt that something was wrong, raised their heads, and saw that Ji Lang was performing conscientiously, quite devotedly, and was looking for his seal.
Weihou and Gerber in the crowd looked at each other, and then began to "silently express their love", looking like they were watching a good show, but they didn't know that when they were watching a good show, someone was watching them and regarded them as a good show .
Marquis Wei and Gerber exchanged glances, the crowd became commotion, and someone said, "What's going on?"
"Why haven't you started yet?"
"Isn't the envoy here?"
"Don't miss the time, it's unlucky, there will be disasters."
At this moment, Gerber pretended to be surprised and said, "Could it be that the emperor's seal was lost?"
Everyone didn't expect to lose the emperor's seal at all. It was a bit abrupt when Gerber said this. Everyone looked at him, but when they looked up, it seemed that Ji Lang was really looking for something, so some people believed Gerber's words. .
When Wei Hou saw it, the timing was just right, so he said loudly: "Son of Heaven, the auspicious time has come, and it's time to sacrifice to the sky. Why is it so late?"
Ji Lang's face showed embarrassment, and he began to show off his acting skills. Wu Jiu almost laughed at the altar. Wei Hou couldn't see the face of the emperor on the altar, but even though it was so far away, he could even feel Ji Lang's nervousness. .
Marquis Wei suddenly felt complacent, and said, "Son of Heaven, is it just as everyone said, is the seal and ribbon missing!?"
When he said this, everyone was in an uproar immediately. The emperor's seal is a symbol of status. In order to avoid such things as false edicts, any military campaign must have a military festival, and all major edicts must have a seal. If there is no seal, then It is a false edict, which is not a small crime.
It can be said that if the emperor had no seal and ribbon, no one would listen to what he said.
Now that Marquis Wei said this, everyone was in an uproar. In this grand and solemn ceremony, the auspicious time was almost over, and the emperor didn't even start to worship the sky, and he didn't even show his seal and ribbon. Everyone immediately looked at each other in blank dismay. .
Marquis Wei said: "As the son of heaven, my king was captured by Yiqu people a few days ago, which hurt my Zhou country's face. It is no longer necessary to mention such things. Today's grand ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven, unexpectedly cannot show the seal and ribbon. Let my courtiers of the state of Zhou feel cold!"
Hearing Weihou's tone, the officials immediately looked at Weihou suspiciously. This was obviously finding fault. Gerber had discussed it with Weihou, and immediately responded, "Yes, the Son of Heaven was captured by the Yiqu people a few days ago. It is a disgrace to my country Zhou to have other countries to negotiate peace, and it is really chilling to have such a big matter of offering sacrifices and not being able to get a seal and ribbon!"
When the two of them said this, the princes and scholar-bureaucrats next to him were not sure what they meant. When Mr. Wen saw it, he immediately responded because he had made a fool of himself at the celebration banquet a few days ago, and Wen was a supporter of Prince Tiao. make up.
Mr. Wen Guo said: "That's right! What Duke Wei and Ge Gong said is that the emperor insulted the family style and made us Zhou people suffer. Now that such a big event as offering sacrifices to the heavens, we still can't get a seal and ribbon. What kind of person is such a Zhou emperor?" ?!"
Mr. Wen Guo said, the knocked out front teeth were leaking air, Wu Jiao watched his mouth open and close, spitting stars flew across, and even sprayed on the faces of the princes next to him, who kept avoiding him, suddenly "pu chi" laughed out.
Wu Jiu was laughing there, Qi Hou poked him, Wu Jiu coughed and held back his laughter.
Ji Lang stood on the altar and said coldly, "Wei Gong, Ge Gong and Wen Guo, what do you mean?"
Before Marquis Wei could speak, Young Master Wen had already said arrogantly: "It means that you are not worthy to be emperor at all, isn't it obvious?!"
Marquis Wei and Gerber wanted to proceed step by step, but they didn't know that Mr. Wen was trying to push the ducks to the shelf, and rushed the words to the forefront. Marquis Wei broke out in a cold sweat, but now that the words have come to this point, he bites the bullet.
Marquis Wei said: "We are ministers, of course it is for the good of the Great Zhou. However, the emperor, you should ask yourself, the people from Yiqu came to the door, and the emperor didn't know that's all. We, the princes, came to the rescue, and the emperor was still killed by Yiqu. People in Yiqu are kidnapped, so how can the people of Yiqu laugh at us? Don’t they want to lose their teeth? Those of us from Zhou will be laughed at by the surrounding Fangguo. Thanks. Now... in such a grand sacrificial ceremony, the emperor actually made such a lowly mistake, and the seal and ribbon can't be taken out. Tell me, how can such a person lead our Great Zhou? Is he worthy!?"
Marquis Wei was impassioned, at this time Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Oh? The Son of Heaven is not worthy, so you, Duke Wei, are worthy?"
Wei Hou was almost choked to death by Wu Jiu's words. Wei Hou said quickly: "King Chu, you have misunderstood the meaning of Gu. The meaning of Gu is... If you are stupid today, I, my servants, can't just sit idly by and let me, Da Zhou If it continues to decline like this, my Great Zhou has always been home to the virtuous, so it is better for the emperor to abdicate like this today, and select a capable person from among the princes surnamed Ji in my Great Zhou to inherit the throne of the emperor."
Wu Jiao smiled faintly, and said, "So, Duke Wei, you are a prince with the surname Ji, what a coincidence."
Marquis Wei felt like he was about to choke to death when Wu Jiu blocked him. He stared at Wu Jiu and said, "That's right, Gu is a prince with the surname of Ji!"
Ji Lang stood on the altar at this moment, and said coldly: "Presumptuous! Marquis Wei, are you trying to rebel!?"
Marquis Wei had no fear, he seemed to have torn his face off, and said with a smile: "Is it against the law? No, this is in accordance with God's will! All princes! Ladies and gentlemen, since the founding of our country, we have practiced seals and ribbons. On the Military Festival, the emperor needs to have a seal and ribbon, this is a clearly stipulated matter, and it is not a solitary rhetoric, don’t you think?!”
Yinshou is indeed a symbol of the emperor, and there is nothing wrong with Wei Hou saying so.
Everyone looked at Weihou, waiting for his next words.
Marquis Wei said again: "If today's emperor loses the seal and ribbon, it is a serious crime of dereliction of duty. If there is no seal and ribbon, how can He De be worthy of being the emperor of my Great Zhou Dynasty?! Fortunately, God is merciful, this seal ribbon..."
As Weihou said, he suddenly took out a cloth bag from his cuff, held it in his palm, held it on top of his head, and then unfolded it little by little. When Weihou unfolded the cloth bag, revealing the jade seal inside, there was a burst of "Ho!! !” There was a gasp.
"Print Ribbon!"
"Emperor Seal!"
"Why are you at Marquis Wei's place?"
"what happened?!"
Marquis Wei laughed and said: "God is merciful. Although the emperor has no virtue and lost this precious seal, I, Marquis Wei, was sheltered by the heavens. Fortunately, I picked up this precious seal. Ladies and gentlemen, those who have won the seal are the only ones who have lost this precious seal." He is my true son of heaven!"
What he said is obvious, Weihou wants to be the emperor of Zhou!
The ministers and princes standing in the hall suddenly made a commotion, and they all looked at Marquis Wei in shock. Ji Lang had been on the throne for a few years, and the ministers in the court were relatively stable, but there are still many princes present today, Marquis Wei wants to stand on his own As a king, how could the princes be reconciled.
As a result, the scholar-bureaucrats refused to accept Weihou, and the princes even refused to accept Weihou, and immediately made a noise.
Marquis Wei held up the seal with a confident look on his face, while Wu Jiu suddenly burst out laughing and said, "Mr. Wei, are you kidding everyone? This joke is too big."
Marquis Wei said sharply: "Today is a grand day for our Zhou people to sacrifice to heaven, you southern barbarian dare to laugh, what is your intention?!"
Wu Jiu was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Oh, I am indeed a Southern barbarian, but I, the Southern barbarian, can see it, and all the princes and officials are not blind, can't everyone see that Wei Gong is you? Are you joking? Didn’t Duke Wei find out that there is still a typo on the forged emperor’s seal in your hand?!”
When Wu Jiu said this, everyone rushed to look at him, because Wei Houqing was so tall, some people could tell at a glance, they were stunned for a moment, and then there was an uproar, and some people burst out laughing.
Marquis Wei didn't know what was going on, so he was stunned for a moment, then he picked up the seal and put it in front of his eyes, his face turned pale, and he said: "This... this..."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Gentlemen and gentry, forging the emperor's seal and ribbon, what crime is this?"
"This... this is impossible!"
Marquis Wei shouted, he was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat, his clothes were all drenched, he quickly looked at Gerber, Gerber didn't know what was going on, it was obviously good, they had already controlled the audience, but suddenly something went wrong , there are typos on the seal, which Gerber never expected.
Gerber hastily waved his hand at Marquis Wei, signaling that it was none of his business.
At this time Ji Lang smiled, finally spoke, and said quietly: "Wei Gong, from the beginning to the end, I have said that the emperor's seal is lost?"
As soon as he spoke, the faces of Marquis Wei and Gerber became even paler, dripping with cold sweat, and now it's winter, the cold sweat of the two of them broke out, soaking their clothes, and it felt as if they were about to freeze when the wind blew.
Ji Lang smiled, and calmly took out the seal ribbon from his wide sleeves. He was standing on the altar, it was obvious that he was holding the emperor's seal ribbon in his hand, and everyone immediately looked over.
Ji Lang lifted the emperor's seal and ribbon, and Wu Jiu was the first to say loudly, "The emperor will last forever!"
As he spoke, Marquis Qi knelt down, followed by all the other princes, and the scholar-bureaucrats in the court also knelt down like a wave, and Marquis Wei and Gerber became very obvious all of a sudden.
Everyone knelt down one after another, Marquis Wei and Gerber instantly stood out from the crowd, and naturally there was also Mr. Wen who hadn't figured out the practice, and didn't know what happened.
Gerber was the first to kneel down, and watched the people kneeling beside him. The officials and princes who said that the emperor had lived for ten thousand years, his knees were also weak, and he wanted to kneel down, otherwise it would be too eye-catching.
But before Gerber had time to be cowardly, Marquis Wei had already grabbed him, prevented him from kneeling, gave him a hard look, and said, "What are you afraid of! Don't we have other preparations?"
Ji Lang smiled and said, "What are you going to do? You won't be able to rebel!?"
Ji Lang's words were really accurate. When it came to Wei Hou's heart, Wei Hou was ridiculed by the officials for typos. Now he is ashamed to stand in front of everyone with no clothes on. He simply said: " Ji Lang, you are fatuous and tyrannical, and you were once captured by the Yiqu people. It is a disgrace to our country of Zhou. Such a person with no virtue and incompetence is not worthy of being the emperor of our country of Zhou! Today I will bring the ancestors of the country of Zhou to attack You fool!"
As he said, everyone looked at Wei Hou with the expression of looking at a lunatic, and Wei Hou shouted: "Come on!!"
As he shouted, he heard the sound of "Tat Tat Tat", and then a square team came in from the outside and quickly came towards the altar. Can the scholar-bureaucrats stop making noise?
Qihou said sharply: "Weihou! Are you really going to rebel?!"
Marquis Wei laughed, and said: "Why is Gu rebelling? Gu is following God's will and crusading against the faint king! Revitalize my Great Zhou Kingdom!"
Marquis Wei watched the warriors drive in, and he immediately became more confident. Not only Marquis Wei, but Gerber also had confidence. Weiguo stationed [-] troops in Geguo. It was attacked by the Yiqu people, and it lost a lot, but it is still being repaired, and this is a sacrifice, and there are not many soldiers and horses to follow. If [-] guards come in, that is quite a large number.
In addition to Weihou and Gerber, Mr. Wen Guo also wanted to pick up a melon. He had already knelt down with Da Liuer just now, but when he saw this scene, "Teng" guy jumped up, and then laughed loudly, like Marquis Wei was even more happy, pointing to Ji Lang on the altar with a "ha ha ha", and said with a smile: "Don't look at him as a fool, but he still has some looks, why don't you let him live and be my male favorite?" !"
Young Master Wen laughed, and everyone looked at him, some were angry, some were frightened, and some were still in shock.
The sound of "tattling" and the uniform clang of those warriors, just when Marquis Wei was happy, Gerber was excited, and Young Master Wen was thinking about it, Wu Jiao smiled lightly and said, "Open your dog eyes wide and see, Whose army is that!"
As soon as he said this, he heard everyone utter "Hey!!" and he even took a breath. The square team of warriors drove up to him, and Wei Hou's face turned pale again in an instant, because the square team drove up to him. It's not the army of the defending country at all, but the imperial guards of the Luo division!
The leader of the imperial guards is Prince Zheng!
Prince Zheng led the army quickly approaching the altar, and said loudly: "Take down the traitor!"
Weihou and Gerber didn't expect the imperial army to come in, and their eyes widened in fright. Weihou still stretched his neck and looked back, wanting to see if his guards were behind and whether there was room for a counterattack.
Qihou smiled and said: "Don't look at Weihou, your army has been completely intercepted, and it is impossible to enter the Luo division."
Marquis Wei immediately turned pale when he heard this, while Gerber quickly knelt down, and with a "plop", he knelt in the crowd, wanting to fish in troubled waters.
It’s just that it’s too late for Gerber to kneel down now. Seeing Gerber’s action, Marquis Wei was so angry that smoke was rising from his head, and he wanted to drag Gerber, but Gerber pushed him quickly, saying: “Son of Heaven! Son of Heaven! It’s none of my business. Son! I was blackmailed by Marquis Wei, our country Ge is a small country, Marquis Wei oppresses us, there is nothing we can do about it, the Son of Heaven has learned from you!"
Wei Hou cursed and said: "You bastard! Why did I threaten you? You obviously wanted to cooperate with me! Now that the matter has been revealed, you still refuse to accept it!"
Ge Bo kowtowed and said, "Son of Heaven, don't believe what a treacherous villain Wei Hou said. I, Ge Guo, are loyal and have no second thoughts to the Son of Heaven. How could I do such a thing? It's all because Marquis Wei blackmailed me. !"
At this point in his words, Wu Jiu said, "Really, but why did a witness come to sue the emperor a few days ago, saying that Gebo, you took the initiative to contact Weiguo?"
"Nonsense! Nonsense!! Absolutely nonsense! Who said it, framed me like this? Stand up! Stand up!"
As Gerber was speaking, he heard a crisp voice saying, "It's me!"
Everyone looked back and saw that Ge Ying came in from the outside. After entering, he knelt down and knelt down on the ground, and said verbally: "The emperor is clear, Gebo is ambitious, contact Weiguo, try to steal the emperor's seal, spread rumors, and make trouble. Manufacture public opinion, seek to usurp the throne, his heart should be punished, and Ying can testify!"
"You... you!! You bitch!"
Gerber was so angry that he wanted to beat Ge Ying, Qi Hou narrowed his eyes, pulled his wrist, and said "Shua--", the sword at his waist was pulled out of its sheath, and stopped in front of Gerber, Gerber almost hit him He touched the blade of the saber, and took several steps back in fright.
Qihou smiled faintly and said, "If the trick is exposed, do you want to kill people to silence it?"
Wu Jiu said: "You don't know something, this is called jumping over the wall in a hurry."
The feudal lords and scholar-bureaucrats were worried just now, but Weihou made a fool of himself, and there was a big reversal. There was no surprise or danger at all. He even watched a show for free, and heard Wu Jiu's words, he was shocked laughed.
Marquis Wei and Gerber heard a few people whispering, "Do you still want to be emperor?"
"Think that the princes with the surname Ji are great?"
"There are also many princes with the surname Ji, and they are not as presumptuous as he is."
Marquis Wei's face was livid, while Gerber was paralyzed on the ground when Ge Ying testified against him. His face turned pale in an instant, and he was out of breath, as if he was about to faint at any moment.
Ji Lang said in a loud voice: "The daughter of the State of Ge killed her relatives righteously and testified that Uncle Ge is a hero among women. I am very pleased. The Lord of the State of Wei and the Lord of the State of Ge intend to rebel, and everyone will be punished. Come here and let me take it down." !"
"Yes!"
Prince Zheng immediately gave an order, and the black-armored warrior rushed over quickly. Marquis Wei and Gerber still wanted to escape, but their strength was so different that they couldn't escape at all, and they were immediately surrounded.
Mr. Wen Guo just said something treacherous and immoral, and now he was terrified. He quickly closed his leaky mouth, shrunk quickly, and wanted to reduce his sense of existence, and sneaked out of the palace.
Wu Jiu took a step sideways, stopped in front of Mr. Wen, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wen, where are you going in such a hurry, your business is not over yet."
Young Master Wen suddenly became the focus, just now he uttered wild words, but now it can't end, Ji Lang laughed lowly, his eyes were filled with gloom, and said: "Young Master Wen dared to insult the widow when he uttered wild words, but it's just today Sacrifice, my country of Zhou has always been based on benevolence and righteousness, come here, take Mr. Wen Guo down, and leave him alive... Castration."
When Mr. Wen heard that he was spared his life, he was immediately relieved, but when he heard the last two words, his eyes widened in fright, and he said, "Help, help!! Help! Let me go! Let me go!" I will!"
Mr. Wen Guo yelled and kicked his legs, he was really scared to pee, there was a strange smell, Wu Jiao is a person with a cleanliness habit, he hurriedly took a wrong step back, with a look of disgust on his face.
Little Chong'er and Kid Tui were also in the hall, after all, they were participating in the sacrificial ceremony, and the princes from various countries who came to Luoshi also participated. Little Chong'er is the son of Duke Quwo, so naturally they also participated.
The boy pushed and watched Young Master Wen being dragged away, and said with a puzzled face, "What is castration?"
Little Chong'er heard this, and said in a low voice: "You are so stupid, castration is to cut off the little bird!"
The boy pushed and listened, subconsciously covered his little bird, opened his eyes wide, and said with a surprised face: "Can the big pot still go to the toilet?"
Little Chong'er thought about it, but he didn't know much, and said, "This... I don't know either."
Just when little Chonger and Xiao Zitui were researching on cutting off Xiaoniaoniao, the imperial army had already captured the rebellious Marquis Wei, Gerber, and Young Master Wen, because today was a sacrifice, so it was not easy to deal with Marquis Wei and Gerber. The monarchs of all countries are invited to discuss the disposal, but no matter how they are disposed of, the result will definitely not run away, it depends on how the Wei Kingdom and other countries will be divided up.
All the princes immediately showed expressions of eagerness to try, especially the princes in the east and north.
Ji Lang ordered people to drag out all the princes of Marquis Gebowen of Wei, and then ordered people to arrest Xuan Jiang who was in the posthouse.
The sacrificial scene finally calmed down. Ji Lang stood on the altar and said in a loud voice: "Today, Marquis Gebo of Wei committed a rebellion. Fortunately, the daughter of Ge Guoguo killed his relatives righteously, and the king of Chu Qigong helped him, so he was able to solve the rebellion smoothly. In addition, there are all the princes. , the senior officials are not afraid in the face of danger, and did not give the rebels an opportunity to take advantage of it, the widow is very pleased."
Ji Lang said, paused again, and said: "The time for today's sacrifice has passed, but since all the princes and scholar-bureaucrats are here today, I happen to have another matter and want to discuss with you... I wonder if you have any objections to the canonization of Prince Zheng as the crown prince?"
Ji Lang mentioned it once before at the celebration banquet, but it was not formal, and everyone drank too much wine, so they couldn't do anything about it. Now that I mentioned it again, it was on a solemn altar, so naturally we should take it seriously up.
It's just that the current situation is that the black-armored warriors surrounded the princes and high officials, all of them tall and clanging, with long swords in their fingers, and Ji Lang had just cleaned up Marquis Wei and Ge Bo, and castrated Young Master Wen with a single word. Pre-dismissal!
The princes suddenly understood that the Marquis of Wei, Gebo, was actually nothing to worry about. Ji Lang might not have noticed it, and all he did was actually to pave the way for the establishment of the crown prince.
Although everyone understood what was going on, none of them dared to stand up against Ji Lang. Everyone kept silent, looking at each other, waiting for others to object. Come out against it.
Wu Jiu stood up, cupped his hands and said, "Young prince is a young talent, he is a rare talent, he is benevolent and righteous, humble and studious, he is indeed the best candidate for the crown prince, the son of heaven is wise!"
When Wu Jiu said this, Marquis Qi also said: "The prince is also responsible for suppressing the rebels today, which shows that the prince is not afraid in the face of danger. It is a blessing in the world to have such a prince in my Great Zhou Dynasty, and the emperor is wise!"
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou sang together, the two cooperated tacitly, and what they said was better than what they sang. The princes looked at it like this, and the direction and trend seemed to have been fixed. No one dared to refute, and they all knelt down and said, "Prince wise", and greeted the prince.
Ji Lang took out the prince's seal letter that he had prepared long ago, and Prince Zheng walked up the steps of the altar step by step in the crowd's kneeling shouts, walked up to Ji Lang, knelt on the ground with his legs bent, and held his hands together. Gao, took the prince's seal letter from Ji Lang respectfully.
Ji Lang looked down at Prince Zheng who was kneeling on the ground, reached out and patted the top of his hair lightly, and said softly, "Zheng Er, you have grown up..."
Everyone knelt on the ground, seeing Prince Zheng receiving the seal, and immediately paying respects to the prince again, Wu Zheng was saluting, and felt his sleeves being tugged twice, looking sideways, Qihou was secretly pulling himself She raised her eyebrows and smiled at herself, that appearance is really "look back and smile, Bai Meisheng, Liugong Fendai has no color", it is like a city and a country.
But Qi Hou said in a low voice: "Second brother, how is Gu's cooperation? Hurry up and add another big chicken leg to Gu Tuo."
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Qi Mengmeng: Big chicken legs, big chicken legs!There are too many lines, so I ask for a big chicken drumstick!
Xiong Jiujiu: ▼-▼[The other party doesn't want to talk to you and throws a drumstick at you]
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