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Ye Chuze is also a hero who keeps his word. After saying this, he immediately closed the game, walked slowly to the opposite bed, bent down and opened the suitcase to find clothes.

After digging for a short time, he found a short-sleeved shirt with a white collar and a pair of light gray cropped pants. Holding the clothes, he raised his head and shouted at Gong Shaoliu: "Hey buddy, can this work? I can't find anything else. , let’s get on with it soon.”

Gong Shaoliu asked strangely: "What's the matter? You don't have short-sleeved shorts? You don't prepare cooler clothes on such a hot day. Are you looking for death on purpose? If you want to die, you have to find a quicker way to die. Why do you do this? What's the trouble?"

The corners of Ye Chuze's eyes drooped slightly, and he explained slowly with a smile: "My skin is not good now, I can't stand the sun, and I'm afraid of mosquito bites. If I get acne, it won't go away for a while, and it's very itchy, even after applying plaster. It’s useless. It’s not like when I was a child, I went wild and it’s not a problem for ten days. There are many mosquitoes in summer and the weather is hot. It’s really frightening. Yan Shishi, if you can’t go out, don’t go out, close the doors and windows at night, and light the mosquito coils. It’s still somewhat effective.”

Gong Shaoliu looked a little anxious and said: "Why didn't you say it earlier? I thought you wanted to heat yourself to death. Don't change it, don't change it, just wear it like this! If you feel uncomfortable, you will get sick or something , It’s me who suffers, I can’t bear this pain! Put your clothes back, play games for a while and go to bed, don’t make me laugh tomorrow morning with two dark circles under your eyes! Let me see Z University Literature It's an embarrassing appearance of a male god!"

Ye Chuze sneered, picked a toothpick and put it in his mouth, the corner of his mouth curled up: "Don't worry about it, I know what I know. Go to bed early too, good night."

Gong Shaoliu was dazzled by his smile, heard the joy in his tone, smacked his lips, made a "tsk", turned off the tablet, put it on a clean shelf cut out on the wall, grabbed some hair, and said in a low voice He said "good night", regardless of whether Ye Chuze heard it or not, he lay on his side facing the wall and fell asleep.

Ye Chuze played with the disk again, and checked that it was not too early. Remembering that there would be classes tomorrow morning, he turned off the computer, turned on the small night light plugged into the socket, turned off the lights in the room, and looked at the sleeping room. He went to the bunk, and Gong Shaoliu, who seemed to be asleep, rolled his eyes, went to bed, and said softly:

"Die arrogant."

*

Young people are full of energy and vitality.

Ye Chuze half-closed his eyes in the quilt, watching Gong Shaoliu, who was so excited early in the morning, went downstairs and ran around the school a few times, and brought two breakfasts with him, smiled silently, and slowly spoke in his hometown dialect. Said: "Young man, you are really filial. You know how to respect your elders. It is not in vain for me to cultivate and teach you carefully in the past few years. Seeing that you are so promising, my life is worth it."

Because he just woke up, his words were a little vague, but overall they were still understandable.

Gong Shaoliu took a sip of soy milk, and subconsciously sprayed: "You are poor. Listening to your tone, those who didn't know would think that you are already seventy or eighty, and those who are full of sympathy may donate money to you for relief. Look at his face, he is a handsome 20-year-old young man who is in full bloom and youth, and everyone will be pissed off by you, heh." Then he took another sip of soy milk.

He brought the tofu nao to Ye Chuze, trying to lure him out of bed with the smell of delicious food: "Why don't you get up, brother? The hot tofu nao is still your favorite salty taste."

When Ye Chuze heard this, he stretched out the thin quilt covering his body, waved his hand, took the tofu brain, and said with a mean expression: "Serve me and go to court!"

Gong Shaoliu knocked a chestnut on his skull, took back the tofu brain, and said with a smile, "If you want to be the emperor, this magnificent country will have to be cheated away! And you might be kidnapped and taken hostage to threaten the court!"

Ye Chuze curled his mouth, frowned and said, "You're talking about yourself, right?"

Gong Shaoliu said: "I'm talking about you. Look at your old and unscrupulous appearance. If you can really take care of the country and the country, my grandmother won't help you, so I will obey you, and I will send you a carload of knees that day. "

Ye Chuze said: "It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a socialist | socialist | righteous | society, and it's not a feudal | construction | monarch | lord | autocratic | society. It died early in the morning, so who will be the emperor?" It's a pity in the words, but the tone and expression are extremely happy and awe-inspiring, it can be seen that this is also a Hongmiaomiao who was born under communism since childhood.

Gong Shaoliu didn't say a word, but raised his eyebrows, looking like "When did you get brainwashed by the core socialist values? You are not the Ye Chuze I knew back then. You changed so quickly that you became like a tornado".

Ye Chuze raised the corners of his lips, amused by his appearance, put on his slippers, poured a cup of warm water to wash his intestines and stomach, then turned his head and smiled at Gong Shaoliu: "Human, if you don't change, you're not human anymore. No matter who you are, You always have to grow up, it’s not like you, you’re still like a little brat who explodes at the slightest stab. Just that... oh... a stinky brat who didn’t grow up to be unloved.”

Gong Shaoliu ground his teeth, showing his small canine teeth, and smiled angrily: "Senior Ye Chuze, didn't you say that you were poisoned by the core values ​​of socialism? Where did your 'friendliness' go? Was it eaten by a dog or picked up by a bird? Are you going to build a nest? You don’t respect the old and love the young at all, your existence is simply harming this society and my young heart!"

Ye Chuze pretended to be shocked and said, "What?! When did I say that I was poisoned by the core socialist values? Also, Gong Fanliu, are you an 'old'? Are you a 'young'? You touch your conscience Say it again, doesn't your conscience hurt? How did you say such a sad and illogical thing? If someone asks you in the future, don't say you know me. The Department of Literature of Z University studies the brand of a male god."

Gong Shaoliu: "...Why are you so talkative! You won't choke after talking so much?!"

Ye Chuze, who had a tendency to become talkative, shed tears of sadness, and lamented: "I kindly taught my brother the philosophy of life, but he talked too much! I don't know who usually talks as much as the cat in the kitchen... …well, the stars that shine in the universe."

Gong Shaoliu said with a heartbroken look: "You just wanted to talk about the flies in the kitchen! The sound came out and I heard the thief clearly! Don't make excuses for me! Am I so annoying? You actually let you do this?" Disgusting troublemakers who are cheap and owed! Why don't you see how dirty your heart is! Almost lured a young child into the path of rebellion and never returned, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward , When will Baichuan go from east to sea and return to the west? Your actions really make the elderly parents squatting in your house terrified, let the folks and elders in our town see your ugly true face, even your neighbor's , the beautiful and graceful Cuihua who lives wall to wall will no longer cast her sentimental eyes on you!"

Ye Chuze asked in surprise: "Isn't my house next door to your house? Is there anyone else? It's weird, I've lived here for more than 20 years, why didn't I know we have a neighbor?"

Gong Shaoliu said calmly: "Oh, I have changed the channel, don't worry about it."

Ye Chuze said "Hey" and asked, "Wait, when did I seduce young children?"

Gong Shaoliu said "hehe": "I don't remember what I did, you are such a noble person who forgets things too much."

Ye Chuze didn't care about him, he laughed and said, "Eat breakfast, eat breakfast, there will be classes later, don't be late."

Gong Shaoliu walked out of the dormitory after leaving him a back view and the sentence "Eat early, you can use it slowly", the hem of his clothes rustling with the breeze brought by walking, pretending to be aggressive.

Ye Chuze nodded absently, still thinking about when he seduced young children.

*

When Gong Shaoliu came back in the evening, he saw Ye Chuze lying on the bed in long-sleeved trousers and playing with his mobile phone. He asked, "Have you had dinner yet?"

Ye Chuze said without raising his head, "No."

Gong Shaoliu put the bought food on the dining table casually, and yelled: "Senior Ye, it's time to eat! If you don't eat any more, I can take care of it!"

Ye Chuze responded, got up and dug out two pairs of clean chopsticks, handed one pair to Gong Shaoliu, and said casually: "Disposable chopsticks are not safe, I'd better use my own comfortable chopsticks."

Gong Shaoliu snorted and said, "Don't worry about it!" He opened the lunch box in his hand and moved the box to him.

Ye Chuze sat down, took the lunch box, ate a few mouthfuls leisurely, and replied, "I didn't tell you to worry about it. There is a scientific basis for it. Don't you, a man of science, know?"

Gong Shaoliu didn't answer, and took a few mouthfuls of food, then scolded with a frown: "I wasted dozens of dollars for such a dry meal here! What are those cooks doing for food! They are just messing around with their wages, right? If all kinds of goods can be sold to people to eat, I might as well eat pig food! You are busy, I will eat lemons!"

Ye Chuze continued to eat calmly, and after eating half of it, he said, "Young man, don't get angry at every turn, calm down, and don't think life is long. Filling your stomach is the most important thing now, just pour it out when the food is dry." Order some water, what are you yelling at, you will scare out your heart attack. Sit down, and I’ll get the water.” After returning with the rice bowl and hot water, he poured all of Gong Shaoliu’s boxed rice into the bowl, and then added it appropriately. After drinking some water, he put the kettle back on the spot.

After sitting down on the seat, he picked up the chopsticks on the table and knocked on the box, picked up the rice grains, and with a smile in his eyes, he said to Gong Shaoliu who was eating quietly, "By the way, you just said dirty words about twice, I If you heard me right, oh, the catchphrase at the end of the sentence also counts, even if you swear in a civilized manner. Obediently wait for my slippers and bamboo sticks tomorrow morning."

Gong Shaoliu's face turned dark all of a sudden.

Ye Chuze continued: "Also, I remembered what you said about seducing young and ignorant children. Would you like me to talk about it?"