Little Merman's Doomsday Cultivation Manual

"In today's human society, you need an ID card wherever you go. Without an ID card, even if we turn into a human form and pretend to be the same as a human being, we want to find a job, rent a human house, and integrate into human life. , there is still no way."

The orange cat said: "We only occasionally do laborious work that does not require an ID card. After experiencing human life, we come to the conclusion that this kind of work is not done by humans or cats, but most of this kind of work is Japanese. After all, if you make money, you can buy some things in human supermarkets to improve your life and food."

Yu Shengxian listened, and couldn't help turning his eyes to Gu Yixiu.

Remembering that he hacked into the website of the National Population Management System, registered his name on it, and made him a person with household registration. At that time, he didn't quite understand the difficulty factor, but now he knows it, and it can be said to be quite powerful.

It's also Orange Cat and they don't have a technical talent like Gu Yixiu. If they can meet a technical talent like Gu Yixiu, the problem that plagues them, these alien beasts that have turned into human forms, can be easily solved.

However, Yu Shengxian, who has been in this world for such a long time, also knows that there are very few people as skilled and courageous as Gu Yixiu.

He was lucky, he met Gu Yixiu, so he didn't need to worry about these problems.

The orange cat continued: "And some long-term workers don't need ID cards, but these jobs are generally not good jobs. Of course, we won't do this kind of job."

Yu Shengxian said: "You guys have principles."

Orange Cat: "It's not just us. Many people we know who can take human form like us have the same ideas as us. We won't do anything that violates laws and regulations."

Yu Shengxian was a little surprised: "Don't you strange beasts also have moral values?"

The orange cat shook its head: "Because we all know that if we commit something, it means we have cut off the way out. If one day we can live in peace with human beings, then what we committed will become a stain and hinder We blend in better with humanity."

Yu Shengxian: "You guys are very thoughtful."

The orange cat glanced at Yu Shengxian, then at Fang Chuanyang, and said, "We are different from that mouse king. They want to conquer the human territory, but if they really start a war, it will be nothing more than chaos. Our desire to live a secure life is the opposite, so we've been waiting..."

"What are you waiting for?" Yu Shengxian asked with a smile.

Orange Cat: "Wait for your human reaction after discovering our existence, and then make a decision."

Yu Shengxian: "What if human beings discover you and decide to treat you as heretics like returning to the ancestors, and eliminate you?"

"In that case, we will naturally not sit still. If human beings can't tolerate us, we can only build a world that can accommodate us, regardless of life and death. We also know that some of your human beings have powerful weapons. We will not be opponents, but even if we are now If you can't beat you humans, you have to bite off a piece of human flesh, which will make humans suffer a lot." Orange Cat said bluntly.

Yu Shengxian looked at the orange cat's resolute cat eyes. Obviously, what the orange cat said came from the heart.

If human beings really can't tolerate them, they will not continue to hide, but rise up to resist and fight for themselves.

Rather, they are a bit like the organizers recorded in the history books who rose up against oppression.

This was a worry they had long ago, that's why they told the black cat to be careful of humans.

Yu Shengxian smiled and said, "You guys are really brave."

Orange Cat: "We have no ill feeling toward humans, and we don't want that to happen."

Yu Shengxian: "Then are you satisfied with the current direction?"

The orange cat nodded: "So here we are."

After going through the formalities and registering, they can have a legal identity and enjoy the same rights as humans. The day when they can move freely in the human world has come, and they don't have to wait any longer!

The orange cat knows Fang Chuanyang, and naturally knows his identity. The role of Fang Chuanyang in this can be known without guessing. It is a decisive role and the key to the successful establishment of this department.

The orange cat said gratefully to Fang Chuanyang: "Thank you."

Fang Chuanyang shook his head, and said thoughtfully: "You just said that you know alien beasts that can transform into humans like you, why didn't they come with you this time?"

Orange cat: "They are still a little hesitant, doubting your intentions, and can't believe that you humans will establish a monster administration all over the country for us."

Sometimes, if you are too careful, it will make people doubt your intentions.

Fang Chuanyang shook his head with a smile, as if everything was as he expected: "I just want to build the Monster Administration once and for all to save trouble."

Orange Cat nodded, believing Fang Chuanyang's words, but he still said: "The reason why we joined so quickly is actually because we believe in Hei Zai."

Yu Shengxian touched the cat in his arms, Hei Zai, it was in line with his black body, only golden eyeballs could be seen.

Yu Shengxian said: "He is indeed worthy of trust."

The orange cat looked at being plucked by Yu Shengxian, revealing its belly. It has mastered the way of domestic cats acting like a baby, and it also used the handy black cat. Its tone was a little weird, and said: "He is fat."

"..."

As soon as the orange cat's voice fell, everyone's eyes could not help but fall on the black cat.

Even the black cat, who was originally enjoying herself in Yu Shengxian's arms, became stiff when she heard the orange cat's words.

Fat……

Fat?

The black briquette cat pressed his paws on his stomach, as if he wanted to pinch his stomach for flesh.

Yu Shengxian watched, and couldn't help laughing lowly.

"Meow!" Black Coal Ball Cat said angrily.

Yu Shengxian stroked the black cat's head soothingly, "Stop laughing, you're not fat either."

"Meow!" The black coal ball cat looked at the deep smile in Yu Shengxian's eyes, and patted Yu Shengxian with his paw.

It wants to lose weight!

Although the black cat didn't use human language, Yu Shengxian seemed to hear its animal language, his eyes flashed quickly, and the smile in his eyes was still strong. He silently took out a small dried fish and handed it to the cat. mouth of a black cat.

The black cat that had just made up its mind to lose weight opened its mouth almost subconsciously, and grabbed the small dried fish.

After eating a small dried fish, he belatedly remembered the decision he had just made, and was stunned for an instant.

Yu Shengxian took out another small dried fish and fed it.

This time the black cat resolutely pushed away Yu Shengxian's hand: "Don't eat!"

The orange cat looked at the interaction between the black cat and Yu Shengxian with a somewhat difficult expression.

It is good to be a domestic cat, but the IQ is easy to drop, so they did not seek human adoption, but kept their instinct and vigilance all the time.

In this day and age, one still has to be capable. This sentence is not only applied to human beings, but also to strange beasts like them...

That's why they will not have too much contact with humans until everything is settled.

The orange cat turned to look at Fang Chuanyang: "Don't worry, they will come, but they will be a little later than us."

Behind the orange cat, a cat with different eyes took out an ID card with his face on it. It was an ID card, which was basically the same as a human ID card, except that in the column of their race, it was "cat".

He showed this ID card to Yu Shengxian and the others, and said: "With this here, they will definitely come. We have been yearning for ID cards for a long time! After we have this ID card, we will definitely come." I can do a lot of things, I have long wanted to take the high-speed rail to travel around the country, and I can also eat delicious food from all over the country and stay in human hotels.”

After finishing speaking, the cat with different pupils took back his ID card, looked at the photo on the ID card with a silly smile, and then carefully put it away, as if this ID card was a priceless treasure.

Fang Chuanyang: "..." I didn't expect that what these strange beasts yearn for the most is their human ID card.

"..." Yu Shengxian raised the corners of his lips, "You all really yearn for peace."

The orange cat was silent for a moment, and said: "We just don't think it is necessary to stand against humans. After all, humans are the master of all spirits. They have lived in this world for thousands of years and know more about nature than us. Although some humans do It's disgusting, but it can't be generalized."

Yu Shengxian nodded, not incomprehensible.

Now this society is created by human beings, and many things in this world need human beings to operate, and it is human beings who want to maintain the normal operation of this world.

For those alien beasts with little ambition and ambition, there is really no need for them to break the current trajectory of the world, and coexistence is a win-win situation.

However, Yu Shengxian didn't feel that this was all. Since Heaven had endowed them with spiritual wisdom, it was impossible for them all to be peace messengers.

Sure enough, the next moment I heard the orange cat say: "As far as we know, although there are alien beasts who desire peace like us, there are also alien beasts who want to destroy the human world just like the mouse king before. Wang is the same, because his own strength is not enough, and because he is afraid of cultivators, so he can't hide."

The orange cat paused, and then said: "However, I still feel that the idea of ​​those mice wanting to enslave humans is too stupid, and I don't know how many people have the same idea as these mice."

Yu Shengxian glanced at the orange cat, he said it very seriously, he really felt that their ideas were not desirable.Ridiculous even.

I have to say that Yu Shengxian felt the same way.Especially those who put this idea into action, and those who want to overthrow human civilization for thousands of years.

Human beings have also gone through the changes of the times before they developed to this day.Even without their cultivators, it would not be easy for them to deal with human beings.

If a war is really launched, both sides may suffer, but enslaving humans is...

To the orange cat, Fang Chuanyang nodded, this world cannot have only one side.

He asked the orange cat: "Then do you know what are the strange beasts that are malicious to humans?"

The orange cat nodded, then shook his head: "We've only heard of it, but we don't know where they are."

Many things are in the same circle, and they, these strange beasts, are not in the same circle. They also have their own unique communication ability, and their gossip ability is no worse than that of humans, so if there is any movement in their world of alien beasts, it will be spread quickly. open.

Rats are different. No matter how the times change, they are really the bottom of the world. They are the food of many alien beasts, so basically no alien beasts are willing to befriend them. All their sources of information are is one's own kind.

So when the cultivators encircled and suppressed them, these rats themselves didn't realize the crisis, but spread the word in their world of beasts. They almost knew what they had committed and why the cultivators exterminated them. The eighty-nine are close to ten.

They all felt that these mice were too courageous to destroy the things of the practitioners. It is said that the vision at that time was inseparable from them. These mice do it themselves, and it's no wonder they don't finish.

Fang Chuanyang thought for a while and asked, "Will you recognize them when you see them?"

Orange cat: "Well, I can recognize it. Although you humans look at our animals and think that all of them are the same, in fact, every animal looks different. Just like you humans, there are beauty and ugliness, so every animal looks the same. When it comes to mating season, good-looking females will have many suitors, and females choose their mates, and some will also look at the male's face."

Yu Shengxian: "..."

The era of looking at faces is not only developed in human society, but also in the animal kingdom.

Fang Chuanyang nodded: "Then you should do the monitoring work. On the surface, you will be the receptionists, but among the alien beasts who come to join the department, as long as there are anti-human alien beasts that you know, after confirming that they are indeed as rumored. In that case, if there is an anti-human situation, how about reporting it to the cultivators in the Monster Management Bureau and letting them work hard to catch the strange beast?"

When these cats heard this, their cat eyes lit up, and they were obviously very happy: "Well, it's okay."

"Meow!" Black Coal Ball Cat yelled excitedly, obviously very happy for them.

"Since you are inspectors, I've worked hard for you. How about you inspect all the beasts that join the department?" Fang Chuanyang can be regarded as entrusting them with a heavy responsibility, which is also a manifestation of his trust in them.

It is also the use of people without suspicion, and the suspicion of people is not used.But it was a very touching thing for the person who was used to give a lecture.

When these cats heard the words, they all vowed: "Well, there is no problem."

Their cats are the most sensitive animals, so you can rest assured that you can trust them!

"The last question is, after accepting this job, you will be dispatched to the monster management bureaus in various places. Can you accept it?" Fang Chuanyang asked, looking at their group of cats.

Fang Chuanyang's words made them look at each other in blank dismay. This question obviously stumped them.

Fang Chuanyang waited and gave them this time to think.

Although he didn't know how deep the cat's friendship was before, he could tell from their relationship that they probably rarely separated.

It was also the black briquette-cat who was both greedy and stubborn, and had to kill the prey he was eyeing before dispersing from his uncles and meeting them.

The other cats looked at the orange cat, as if they were waiting for the orange cat to make a decision. The orange cat hesitated for a while before saying: "Yes."

Fang Chuanyang nodded, "Then you can rest here for a night first, and tomorrow morning I will have someone take you to various administrative bureaus, and take the appointment letter directly."

These cats looked at each other again. Although there was some reluctance in those cat eyes, there was more anticipation.

Fang Chuanyang glanced at these cats, turned his head, and asked Fenghuang: "Is this arrangement okay?"

Fenghuang nodded: "Sure."

After Fang Chuanyang saw that Fenghuang agreed to this decision, he finally told the cats about their salary and benefits, including five insurances and one housing fund, free food and housing, etc. As far as big cities are concerned, they are already very generous. It's a special period right now, and there are no holidays.

After Fang Chuanyang finished speaking, he asked what conditions they had, and they could mention it now.

These cats did not mention any conditions. They are already satisfied with the salary and benefits after joining the job, which is much higher than the little money they sometimes earn by doing those manual jobs.

However, although they didn't ask any more conditions, they asked a few questions. After Fang Chuanyang answered them one by one, there were no more questions.

Therefore, after Fang Chuanyang signed the labor contract with them, they can be regarded as formal employment.

This labor contract was in duplicate, one was given to the cats, and the other was in the hands of Feng Huang.

Fenghuang will manage the Monster Management Bureau from now on, so these contracts will naturally be kept by him.

Holding their labor contracts, these cats can't help but feel that it feels really good to be a regular employee.

Fenghuang looked at them and said: "If you encounter anything in the department in the future, you can use the bird to tell."

These cats were a little puzzled when they heard this, "Flying bird?"

Fenghuang: "Well, you only need to learn three bird calls, and they will come to you."

In an instant, their expressions became a little weird: "We are cats, can't we meow?"

Feng Huang looked at these cats and remained silent, as if he was waiting for their other reasons, otherwise it would have been settled like this.

The orange cat said: "We are cats. If we imitate the meowing of birds and let interested people hear it, I'm afraid they will find something. So I think it's better to meow like cats."

Fenghuang glanced at the orange cat, then nodded: "Yes."

Fang Chuanyang said: "This is the privilege given to you by the Phoenix Emperor. Don't use it casually. It is recommended that you use it when important events happen, you are not sure, or when your life is in danger."

These cats were overjoyed when they heard that it was a privilege given to them by the Phoenix Emperor, and felt that being the number one was really worth it!

"Can it be used anywhere?" Orange Cat asked.

Fang Chuanyang looked at Fenghuang, Fenghuang nodded, and said: "It can be used anywhere, no matter where you are, they will come to you."

"Is there any special requirement for the barking? For example, two long and one short, two short and one long? Is it three consecutive calls, or a rhythmic pause?" The cat with different eyes was a little too excited.

To this question, Fenghuang also answered with a good temper: "It's fine."

"Where will we go tomorrow?" the orange cat asked again.

Fang Chuanyang handed over some photos and said, "You can choose for yourself."

The orange cat took the photo from Fang Chuanyang, and it showed the monster management bureaus in various places. Although there were some differences due to the terrain and terrain, they all seemed to be in a very comfortable environment. Compared with their wandering lives, they were completely It's heaven.

In the upper right corner are the place names of various places.

The cats picked out where they wanted to be based on the photos, and in doing so made a decision about the future.

Seeing that they were leaving tomorrow, the black briquette cat instantly showed reluctance in his cat's eyes. He jumped out of Yu Shengxian's arms, came to the orange cat, and softly called: "Meow..."

The orange cat squatted down, hugged the black cat, and stroked his shiny black fur. Just like a human being, he warned the black cat in the words of his elders.

The orange cat was his uncle, how dare he not listen, so he meowed in response to the orange cat, very well-behaved.

After all, we will see each other again tomorrow.

But fortunately, today's meeting, it seems that both of them are having a good time, so there is no need to worry too much.

After the orange cat gave instructions, it raised its head, handed the black cat to Yu Shengxian, and said, "Thank you for taking care of him during this time, he has caused you a lot of trouble."

Black Coal Ball Cat: "Meow..."

This is his shit-shoveling officer, of course he has to take care of him, and he didn't cause trouble to his own shit-shoveling officer, he is a working cat who can support himself and his own shit-shoveling officer.

The orange cat is also a cat, so of course he could understand what the black cat was saying, but the orange cat didn't even look at him, but only looked at Yu Shengxian with a face full of gratitude.

Yu Shengxian hugged the black cat, stroked it gently, and said with a smile, "You're welcome, he helped us a lot, and he's also very cute."

There is a saying on the Internet that cuteness is justice, and it is very suitable for this black coal ball cat.

Black Coal Ball Cat wagged its tail happily: "Meow."

As long as his shit-shoveling officer praises him, he will be very happy, no matter how many times he praises him, he even wants his shit-shoveling officer to continue to praise him, to praise him, to praise him hard!

He is a very ideal, very ambitious cat.

The shit-shoveling officer loves me, I love the shit-shoveling officer, the world is such a beautiful place.

It's just that the only bad thing is that there is a particularly obtrusive person beside the shit shovel officer, and he always loves to tease him.

The black briquette cat glanced at the person staring at him, a little proud that he occupied Yu Shengxian's arms, and as usual, he gave him a provocative look.

Gu Yixiu; "..."

"However, although we don't know where those anti-human beasts are now, we have discovered a strange thing among you humans. I think it is necessary to let you know." Orange Cat said suddenly.

Fang Chuanyang: "What's the matter?"

Orange Cat: "We found a person who claims to be an angel."

"An envoy?" Yu Shengxian raised his eyebrows and asked with great interest.

The orange cat nodded: "Well, this person who claims to be an envoy of God is a woman. She is spreading the words of the end times everywhere. God no longer loves the world, and God has abandoned this world."

Yu Shengxian turned his head and looked at Fang Chuanyang: "Have you heard of it?"

Fang Chuanyang shook his head: "I haven't received any news about the 'God Envoy' here."

Orange Cat: "That's because her activities are carried out secretly underground, and she hasn't made such remarks on the Internet, so naturally she won't attract your attention."

Fang Chuanyang frowned: "You mean she is carrying out activities underground?"

Orange cat: "Well, it's a place made of underground warehouses. We accidentally found out that those people were mysterious and thought it was strange, so we investigated secretly. We cats are all wild cats in their eyes, no It will attract her attention, and only then will I know the content of this woman's activities."

"God no longer loves the world, God has abandoned this world." Yu Shengxian murmured and repeated what the orange cat said just now, shook his head and said: "Since God doesn't love the world, why would he send a divine envoy? This is not self-contradictory. ?"

Orange Cat: "I've been there a few times myself, and I've heard her remarks. According to her, it's because God has abandoned the world, but she loves the world deeply, and she doesn't want to let go of human beings like this, so she I came down to earth without telling the gods, and wanted to help human beings through this end of the world, let the gods fall in love with them again, and let people return to the peaceful years."

Yu Shengxian laughed softly: "How many people believe in that?"

Orange cat: "Many, every seat is full, and every time there are new faces, according to my observation, these people are very devout towards this woman, they are like those fanatical believers, they are completely devoted to her. He responded to every request, as if he wished to pluck the stars from the sky and give them to her, and he would not hesitate to spend all his money for her."

Yu Shengxian: "Why do I think of MLM organizations..."

Fang Chuanyang glanced at Yu Shengxian. If it was just an MLM organization, it would not be their turn to take care of it, but if it involved this woman's apocalyptic remarks, then we have to look again.

Orange Cat: "I think it's more like a cult. I saw a family of three at the place where the event was held. They are all followers of this woman."

"A family of three, this brainwashing skill is incredible." Yu Shengxian looked at the orange cat: "You have also participated in it, what is that woman like?"

Orange cat: "That woman looks very pure and delicate. She doesn't look very old. She always wears white clothes and has a nice voice. Other than that, I don't see anything special about her. I just find those words ridiculous, so I can't quite understand those people's enthusiasm for women..."

Yu Shengxian couldn't help laughing: "If you understand, then you might not be standing here now."

The orange cat was silent.

Indeed, if he really understands the charm of this woman, I'm afraid he will become like those people, become a devout believer, and dedicate everything to her.

"But..." Orange Cat glanced at the brothers behind him: "I wasn't the only one who went, they all went too, and they all agreed afterward, thinking that there was nothing special about this woman, what she said It’s all weird too.”

The other cats nodded repeatedly: "We can't quite understand what she said, what kind of god...it's inexplicable..."

The orange cat looked back: "But I have observed that those newcomers who were brought in by the former old man will be attracted by this woman as long as they hear it once, and come again a second time, but not more than three times in a row. "

Fang Chuanyang: "How big is the scale?"

Orange cat: "It's quite big. Although we don't know what mechanism they adopt and how they can participate in the event, I can see new faces that no one brings there every time, which means that they have long been There's an old man there."

"Who are there?" Fang Chuanyang asked again.

Orange cat: "No matter age or class, the child in the family of three is only 15 years old, and the biggest one I have ever seen is an old man with white hair and inconvenient walking."

Yu Shengxian: "So there is no class distinction?"

Orange Cat: "I've seen people give her golden Buddhas and Jade Guanyin, etc., which are all valuable things. Some people also gave her fruits grown by their own family and eggs laid by their own chickens."

Yu Shengxian: "Did she take it all?"

The orange cat nodded: "I have accepted them all, because she said that this is their wish and it is very precious, so no matter what they send, she will not refuse."

"Others give lectures, they send eggs or something, but when she gives lectures, others give her eggs."

Yu Shengxian's eyes flickered, and he said, "He doesn't want to make a fortune through this, does he?"

Fang Chuanyang: "..." If you publish these remarks just to get rich, then you don't know if it's bad or stupid.

Fang Chuanyang thought for a while, and asked about the location of the orange cat. After the orange cat answered, he called the local public security department. After reporting his identity, he asked whether he had received any reports from similar pyramid schemes. , in order to make it easier for the people in the Ministry of Public Security to search, I also left a few messages based on what Orange Cat said before.

The Ministry of Public Security searched quickly based on the information provided by Fang Chuanyang, and quickly completed the search, replying that there was no such report.

After making the phone call, Fang Chuanyang couldn't help but frowned and thought: "Her nature is already a fraud, and the strangeness of these people should also attract the attention of others. Why didn't anyone call the police?"

After all, if this woman really has such charm, the scale must be quite large, but no one has noticed the abnormality of these people and reported it, which is obviously abnormal.

To put it bluntly, the nature of sending money out means being scammed. Usually, family members will discover this first. When the cheated person is obsessed with it, in order to prevent the family from being cheated again, they will definitely call the police.

Orange Cat knew this, and explained to them, "Because they will become like normal people when they leave the activity place."

"Well, at that time we were very curious about the face-changing skills of these people. After following them all the way, we found that they were not as enthusiastic as they were when they faced that woman before, just like ordinary people." The cat with different eyes said.

"Also, they don't mention this woman when they meet everyone, and live a normal life without any abnormalities. They also seem to know that this underground activity cannot be known."

Orange Cat: "So I think this woman is weird, I need to tell you."

"There is indeed something strange about this woman." Fang Chuanyang asked with a sullen face, "Did she ask for anything?"

Orange Cat: "Not during the few days we observed."

"I'm more suspicious of her motives now," Fang Chuanyang said.

The orange cat shook his head: "Every time we go, we can only hear women expressing their own opinions. The people below listened, and they didn't sell anything in the end. The things those people gave were also voluntary. We were very happy at the time. Curious, I really want to know why this woman recruited so many believers, but after a few days, we still attracted the attention of the woman, so we stopped going."

Yu Shengxian: "What I'm more curious about now is, how does this woman make people believe that she is an 'angel'?"

Orange Cat looked at Yu Shengxian: "Because it is said that she was endowed with a special ability by God."

Yu Shengxian: "What ability?"

Orange Cat: "The ability to hear the voices of others."

Yu Shengxian's heart moved, he stared at him for a moment, and asked, "What did you say?"

Orange Cat: "The reason why everyone believes that she is the 'God's Messenger', according to her, is because she has a god-given ability, that is, she can hear other people's voices and know what others are thinking. Those who don't believe in her are all guessed by her and become convinced."

Yu Shengxian's eyes flickered, he turned his head and said to Fang Chuanyang, "Let me go."

"You are interested in?"

"kindness."

Fang Chuanyang nodded, and looked at the orange cat: "You know the situation there better, so go there with him, and we will discuss other arrangements when you come back."