On the correct way to do fake dramas

Xie Yaochen raised his eyebrows: "...just as long as you are happy."

"This long hair has been with me for two years, and I feel a little emotional, so let's keep it for now."

Zhou Nanjun sighed with feigned melancholy. He started to grow long hair after the college entrance examination. It has been two years since he was a sophomore in college. His original cropped hair became the current shoulder length hair. It's a bit of a literary atmosphere, but there are also many inconveniences. His facial features are more delicate than ordinary boys, and he has long hair. He can't distinguish between men and women at a distance of five meters, so when he goes to the men's toilet There are often embarrassing situations.

Zhou Nanjun turned to turn on the computer while pawing at the ribs in the lunch box with chopsticks.

He has a delicate appearance, but his movements are not gentle at all. After he sat down, his thighs were crossed, and Erlang's legs were raised, and the breath of a rough man who was fooling around suddenly came to his face.

"On the game again?" Xie Yaochen frowned slightly.

"Well, since it's the weekend, I've finished the three dungeon opportunities quickly, and I'm in a hurry to level up." When talking about the game, Zhou Nanjun immediately swept away the lazy posture just now, and became energetic, "You It's not that I don't know, that guy is a high school student, and he is usually busy studying."

The game played by Zhou Nanjun is called "Jianghu". It is a game based on the background of ancient martial arts rivers and lakes. Sherimen, Wandu Valley, Qishamen, Kunwu faction, and Zhou Nanjun played Yaowanggu. As the name suggests, Yaowanggu is the legendary nanny. He is already an old player of "Jianghu". He has played all the characters in the game, so after this new server, he chose the only nanny that he hadn't played before.

"Jianghu" has been in service for a long time. In this era of online games full of tricks and fast updates, it has always maintained a high popularity and has always been prosperous. Zhou Nanjun, as a loyal player of "Jianghu", has already played in this era. He has been immersed in the game for three or four years. Every time "Jianghu" opens a new server, he will actively participate in it. However, when he switched to the new server this time, there was a little accident-when he created the character, he accidentally took a hand. Shaking, set the gender of the character to a girl.

Zhou Nanjun entered the game, and soon, a delicate and pleasant girl in fluttering white clothes appeared on the screen.

This is Zhou Nanjun's role - Jun waits for Yan to return.

"I don't understand. After playing a game for three or four years, how can you still have such great enthusiasm?" Xie Yaochen couldn't help complaining about Zhou Nanjun, "Every time a new server is opened, it's like chicken blood Leveling and upgrading... and always called by a name, and I would rather change my gender for this name."

Every time "Jianghu" opens a new server, Zhou Nanjun will join in the fun. Almost every server has the characters he created. Those characters have different sects, but they have the same name—Jun waits for Yan to return, and this is Zhou Nanjun The reason why I set the gender of the character to "female" but didn't create another character after shaking hands is because the same server cannot have the same name.

Zhou Nanjun blinked: "Isn't that a nice name..."

Xie Yaochen was noncommittal.

Zhou Nanjun manipulated the character in the game and took a few steps forward. Looking at the swaying figure of the woman in white on the screen, he touched his chin: "And don't you think I look good as a girl?"

He feels pretty good about himself.

Before Xie Yaochen could open his mouth to complain, the next moment, a man in the same white clothes suddenly appeared on the screen.

The man in white walked towards Zhou Nanjun's character from far to near, with the character's name on his head - Yan Guilai.

[Private Chat] [Swallow Returns] You are here Zhou Nanjun is picking up the rice in the bowl while typing with one hand free.

[Private chat] [Jun waits for Yan to return] I'm here, have you been waiting for a long time?

[Private Chat] [Yan Returns] It’s not too long [Private Chat] [Jun Waiting for Yan Return] Then let’s go now~ Xianggong~ There is a very special dungeon in "Jianghu", only couples can enter in a team, only a week It can be swiped three times, but after breaking through, there will be a lot of experience, and there is a certain chance of dropping high-level materials, so there are almost no single people in this game, and the guy named Yangui in front of Zhou Nanjun is his " Xianggong".

In this game, as long as the character reaches level [-], he can get married, and after getting married, he can enter that special instance, so when the first batch of people in this server reach level [-], the world channel is covered by various marriage advertisements. The screen was swiped, Zhou Nanjun, an old player, naturally knew about the dungeon, so after reaching level [-], he followed the trend and posted a marriage proposal.

Then his private chat channel was swiped by a large wave of horny male accounts, and when he was dazzled by those private chats, a unique private chat caught his attention—【Private Chat 】【Yan Guilai】You asked Jun to wait for Yan Guilai, and I called Yan Guilai. 【Private Chat】【Yan Guilai】What a coincidence, let's get married.

……

Of course, the truth is that Zhou Nanjun took a look at the equipment of the guy named Yan Guilai and found that it was not bad, so he agreed.

As a result, he didn't know until "after marriage" that the guy named Yan Guilai was actually just a high school student.

Zhou Nanjun was a bit unacceptable at first, but Yan Guigui's skills are not bad. Although he can only play the game on weekends, he will complete the three copies of the game with him. The level will not be raised too much, so he gradually accepted it later. After all, he didn't really come to play online dating, and he didn't need someone to accompany him 24 hours a day.

Xie Yaochen looked at the words Zhou Nanjun typed out, and couldn't bear it: "The kid is only in high school, so... you won't be afraid that the kid will really fall into it? Do you have the heart to lie to the kid's feelings?"

Zhou Nanjun blinked his eyes: "How could I have the feeling of deceiving a child? Didn't I just jokingly call him husband? Most people wouldn't take it seriously, would they?"

"What if he takes it seriously? It's easy for children to be serious, and what's your name...?" Xie Yaochen raised his eyebrows, "Shemale, right? If he finds out, he will run to hang up in a rage You human flesh you..."

"What's wrong with me being a shemale? I didn't lie to him about his feelings or about his equipment," Zhou Nanjun didn't think so, he raised his index finger and shook Xie Yaochen, "And don't underestimate the children of today, the children of today are scheming There are more, times have changed!"

Xie Yaochen shrugged: "I can't say enough about you, forget it, but you should take it easy."

"It's obvious that you think too much, it's just playing a game, who would take the jokes in the game seriously." Zhou Nanjun finished picking up the rice in the lunch box, and began to teach Xie Yaochen earnestly.

Of course, there are legitimate reasons why he dared to say that. Although Yan Guilai is obviously a local tyrant, he would never ask Yan Guilai for money and equipment as a lady, and he would not act like a girl when he was with Yan Guilai. Acting like a baby and acting cute, except for occasionally verbally teasing Yan Guilai, his relationship with Yan Guilai basically has no sparks, even a little bland... In short, he is very pure and unpretentious as a transvestite, and he is very different from the coquettish bitches outside. Same.

[Private chat] [Yan returns] Wait a minute, I have something to say to you [Private chat] [Jun waits for Yan to return] What do you want to say?

Zhou Nanjun casually picked up the water glass and took a sip, but the next moment, the water in his mouth almost sprayed all over the screen.

[Private Chat] [Yan Guilai] This sentence has been held in my heart for a long time [Private Chat] [Yan Guilai] But I have never dared to speak, until today, I finally mustered up the courage [Private Chat] [Yan Guilai] ] Actually [private chat] [Yanguilai] I have liked you for a long time Zhou Nanjun: "..."

[Private chat] [Jun waits for Yan to return] Brother!We've only known each other for less than a month!