On the correct way to do fake dramas

In the bathroom, Zhuang Yanbei, who was immersed in his own singing just a moment ago, was stunned.

Zhuang Yanbei who was holding a microphone as a shower: "..."

As mentioned above, although Zhuang Yanbei is young, he has always had a great dream, that is to be a well-known singer, who can release many albums and hold many concerts, so he usually plays musical instruments when he has nothing to do Practicing his voice, of course he will not let it go when he takes a bath, so he has always had the habit of humming while taking a bath. When he gets carried away singing, he will hold up the shower as a microphone, imagining the sound of splashing water It was thousands of fans applauding and cheering for him in the audience.

So the moment Zhou Nanjun broke in, the first thought in his mind was not "I'm so angry and shy to be seen naked by a guy of the same sex!" It's really embarrassing!"...But soon, when he noticed that Zhou Nanjun was pointing at his mobile phone, he immediately put all the above thoughts behind him, and his face flushed with anger.

"what are you doing?!"

Zhou Nanjun watched with satisfaction that Zhuang Yanbei went from sluggishness to panic, then to blushing, and then to the panic of not knowing whether to reach out to cover his chest or his bottom, couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and blew a whistle : "Wow, nice figure."

Although Zhuang Yanbei looked thin when he was wearing clothes, after taking off his clothes, he was not as slender as Zhou Nanjun imagined. , but has thin and well-proportioned muscles, which are surprisingly worth seeing.

Zhuang Yanbei covered it for a long time, and suddenly realized that it seemed meaningless for him to do so, cover it?It's not like Zhou Nanjun hasn't seen it, cover it?He's not a girl... Forget it, anyway, he's seen Zhou Nanjun's work just now, so let's treat it as a courtesy!

After all, the most important thing now is - "You secretly took pictures of me? Delete the pictures!"

After all, Zhuang Yanbei is a star, of course it is impossible to allow others to secretly take nude photos of himself, once it gets out, it is obviously a big trouble, but even if he is not a star, any normal person should not want others to secretly take nude photos of himself, no Exhibitionist!

As soon as he finished speaking, he rushed towards Zhou Nanjun, trying to snatch the phone from Zhou Nanjun's hand.

Zhou Nanjun originally wanted to make a joke with Zhuang Yanbei to scare him, but he didn't want to secretly take pictures of Zhuang Yanbei at all, and he was just pretending to hold a mobile phone. He is not a pervert, so how could he really go to secretly take pictures of someone bigger than him? How old are the same-sex nude photos?

"I was just kidding with you, I didn't secretly take your photo," Zhou Nanjun looked at Zhuang Yanbei's expression, knowing that this guy took his prank seriously, he hurriedly explained, "Really, I just now Nothing was photographed..."

But Zhuang Yanbei obviously didn't intend to believe Zhou Nanjun who had teased him so many times, no matter what Zhou Nanjun explained, he still rushed towards Zhou Nanjun decisively.

Zhou Nanjun found that Zhuang Yanbei didn't believe him, so he had no choice but to shout: "Okay, okay, don't grab it, I'll show you my phone..."

However, the next moment, tragedy happened.

Because Zhuang Yanbei was still taking a bath just now, a lot of water naturally accumulated on the bathroom floor, and Zhuang Yanbei only wanted to snatch the mobile phone from Zhou Nanjun's hand, so he didn't pay attention to the situation under his feet, so the soles of his feet slipped logically, and his whole body He rushed towards Zhou Nanjun.

Zhou Nanjun's small body naturally couldn't withstand Zhuang Yanbei's weight and the impact of the attack, and he was instantly thrown to the ground gorgeously by Zhuang Yanbei, with the back of his head on the ground.

After a loud bang, he only felt a pain in the back of his head, and countless gold stars appeared before his eyes, and then his chest sank, and a heavy object pressed up hard, almost crushing the hot pot he just ate. Spit it out.

"Hey, hello! Lying—" Zhou Nanjun was pinched back and forth at the same time, his head hurt and his chest hurt, just when he wanted to be rough, the next second, his face couldn't stop the car due to inertia posted it.

"groove……"

The remaining word disappeared in a piece of softness.

At the beginning, Zhou Nanjun didn't realize what was going on, until there was a sharp pain in his mouth, a dull pain, and he finally realized it - damn it!The bloody plot in the idol drama actually happened to him!

Wrestling, falling, and just kissing mouth to mouth or something... The current idol dramas dare not do this, right? !

But reality actually happened!

But...it doesn't matter if the target is not a beautiful and cute girl. Why do the two protagonists in idol dramas accidentally fall and get up mouth to mouth and pretend to be nonchalant while shy, with nothing on their mouths? It hurts like hell?

Zhuang Yanbei was stunned for a while, the reflex arc finally came online, then he quickly got up, and took several steps back until he reached the glass wall of the bathroom, there was no way back, he covered his mouth blankly, blushing Mess.

Zhou Nanjun calmed down. He stretched out his hand to touch his mouth, and saw that his palm was red, as if he was vomiting blood, but of course he knew that he didn't vomit blood, but his lip was broken by Zhuang Yanbei's teeth just now. The hardest part, plus the strength of Zhuang Yanbei's charge just now...

"Hey, it hurts."

Zhou Nanjun gasped, touched his mouth again, and found that it seemed a little swollen, which seemed to be the good thing Zhuang Yanbei did just now.

With the cold frosted glass on his back, Zhuang Yanbei also calmed down. He covered his mouth and looked at Zhou Nanjun in a daze. After seeing the blood on Zhou Nanjun's mouth, he was suddenly a little uneasy, and gradually realized that he just now The reaction seemed a little impulsive.

And Zhou Nanjun's next behavior undoubtedly made him even more uneasy.

After Zhou Nanjun got up covering his mouth in dull pain, he looked around, and finally found the mobile phone he had just thrown on the ground by Zhuang Yanbei at the corner of the wall. He bent down and picked it up. It was found that the screen was broken and shattered into spider webs.

He silently glanced at Zhuang Yanbei, walked over, and opened the photo album on his phone in front of Zhuang Yanbei. There was nothing in it except for various selfies and landscape photos he took on a whim. Candid nude photos?

Just like what he said just now, he didn't secretly take pictures of Zhuang Yanbei at all just now, he was just showing off with his mobile phone.

Zhuang Yanbei saw the photo album in Zhou Nanjun's phone, and also saw the spider web on the phone screen, and was immediately at a loss.