On the correct way to do fake dramas

Before Zhou Nanjun said anything, Xie Yaochen sneered: "If you don't take a shower, I will expel you from the dormitory."

Lin Ze'an shrugged shruggingly: "Okay, I'll go right here... I almost forgot, Mama Xie, how could you let your Zhou Nanjun act in a drama, don't take it seriously, I'm just with you Jia Zhou Nanjun was just making a joke, don't be angry, next time the teacher calls for me!"

After speaking, he turned and went into the bathroom.

Zhou Nanjun was still immersed in Lin Ze'an's words just now, he didn't understand: "Going to film a Tanmei drama? How did you come up with it? You are not afraid of being seen by your parents and friends and suspecting that you are gay..."

When he looked up, he realized that Lin Ze'an was gone: "...where is he?"

"Going to take a bath," Xie Yaochen glanced at Zhou Nanjun, "Do you want to try?"

"How is it possible?" Zhou Nanjun immediately shook his head firmly, "Are you kidding me? I'm a straight man. How could I film that? Imagine wanting to film a love scene with another man. I have a phobia of embarrassment. Are you about to commit a crime? Goosebumps are all over the floor." He is a straight man straighter than a steel bar!

Xie Yaochen smiled: "What if the object is me?"

"You?" Zhou Nanjun paused. He recalled his usual way of getting along with Xie Yaochen. They often stay together, and couples are not as tired as they are. They are from a dormitory. Except for kissing and indescribable things, they seem to have done almost everything that a couple would do. Couples, after all, we are too familiar."

Xie Yaochen looked at Zhou Nanjun thoughtfully, but said nothing.

"Why, do you still want to audition? Lin Ze'an has a heart to be a big star, don't you want to be a big star?" Zhou Nanjun looked at Xie Yaochen in wonder.

Xie Yaochen smiled and changed the subject: "Tomorrow is my birthday, have you thought about any surprises for me?"

"How can you be ashamed to directly ask someone for a birthday gift like this?" Zhou Nanjun gave Xie Yaochen a sideways look, "...I haven't thought about it, what do you want?"

"If you say so, there will be no surprises," Xie Yaochen raised his eyebrows, "but..."

Zhou Nanjun picked up the water glass and took a sip, but the next moment, Xie Yaochen's words almost made him spit out water.

"...I suddenly want to see you in women's clothing."

Zhou Nanjun: "..."

Zhou Nanjun managed to slow down, and after swallowing the water in his mouth, he gave Xie Yaochen a hard look: "Wearing women's clothes? You're kidding, I don't have women's fetishes! I think our friendship has come to an end! "

Xie Yaochen pondered: "The end of friendship, the beginning of love?"

Zhou Nanjun: "..."

"...Just kidding," Xie Yaochen patted Zhou Nanjun's shoulder with a smile, "You don't take it seriously, do you?"

Zhou Nanjun made a super fierce expression, and said viciously: "If you kill me, I won't wear women's clothing!"

Xie Yaochen smiled, not angry: "Okay."

"And I'm definitely not suitable for wearing women's clothing," Zhou Nanjun said with a very serious expression, "Although I know I'm handsome, my handsomeness is that of a man, the handsomeness of a pure man, not at all masculine, not at all suitable Wear women's clothes, okay?"

Xie Yaochen smiled and nodded: "OK."

At this moment, Lin Ze'an came out after taking a shower. He obviously just went in to take a shower. After all, he was not Xie Yaochen, just like most boys. Wai, came out naked.

"What are you talking about? What are women's clothing and not women's clothing? Are you going to set up a stall to sell women's clothing?"

Xie Yaochen saw Lin Ze'an strutting out naked, he immediately took a step forward to block Zhou Nanjun's view, and at the same time threw Lin Ze'an's clothes hanging by the bedside: "Wearing clothes is a hindrance to the view."

Lin Ze'an subconsciously caught the clothes thrown by Xie Yaochen, and while putting them on, he complained: "Are you a girl? Or is Zhou Nanjun a girl? I have what you have, and you have what I have. What are you afraid of?"

Xie Yaochen said lightly, "Spicy eyes."

"We are afraid of being blinded by your Flammulina velutipes." Zhou Nanjun sat behind Xie Yaochen and yelled at Lin Ze'an.

Lin Ze'an immediately dissatisfied: "Where is the Flammulina velutipes, you can see for yourself!"

"Don't look, hot eyes." Zhou Nanjun refused coldly.

Lin Ze'an was very wronged, but after he put on his clothes silently, he kindly reminded his ruthless roommates: "This afternoon is Old Zhang's class, and he has to roll by head every class, you must be careful Don't skip class."

Zhou Nanjun nodded. Anyway, he won't be able to play games in a short time. Even if he skips class, he doesn't know what to do. It's better to obediently attend class.

Xie Yaochen seldom skipped classes, and of course it was impossible for him to skip classes in the class of the teacher who must be called in every class.

As for Zhao Aixue, the only student in their dormitory, it is even more impossible to skip class.

After finishing the afternoon class, the four of them entered the dining hall together in the dormitory.

"It's been a long time since our dormitory is full of people," Lin Ze'an sat down with a plate, and looked at the other three people with sincere emotion, "It's a rare collective action." Although they usually don't have many classes, Zhao Aixue is a teacher who A schoolmaster who spends time in the library, and Zhou Nanjun is an Internet addict who spends his days facing games. It is really difficult to gather these two at once.

Zhao Aixue pushed his glasses, but said nothing.

As the only student bully in this dormitory, he doesn't have the traditional dull and nerdy appearance in the eyes of ordinary people. He looks good, gentle, and can be regarded as a handsome little guy.

"No, Zhou Nanjun, why didn't you play your game today?" Lin Ze'an suddenly realized something was wrong, Zhou Nanjun, an Internet addict who was addicted to games all day long and urgently needed electrotherapy, was willing to spend time with them for dinner Don't eat, it's very wrong, very wrong.

Zhou Nanjun shrugged, with a depressed expression on his face: "I don't dare to play games for now..."

"What's wrong?" Lin Ze'an was curious.

Zhou Nanjun sighed: "I was hunted down."

Lin Ze'an gloated: "Did you rob someone's equipment or their wife?"

Zhou Nanjun continued to sigh: "I'm afraid it's more serious in that person's heart..."

Lin Ze'an was very gloating: "You deserve it!"

Zhou Nanjun couldn't help being wronged: "It's not my fault..."

At this moment, Xie Yaochen, who had been buried in his mobile phone and did not speak, suddenly spoke.

He looked up at Zhou Nanjun, and smiled slightly: "I'm afraid that person doesn't have the energy to chase you down for the time being."

Zhou Nanjun bit his chopsticks and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Xie Yaochen handed the phone screen to Zhou Nanjun, smiled lightly and said, "Look for yourself."

Zhou Nanjun lowered his head and looked. What Xie Yaochen showed him was a Weibo, the content seemed to be very hot, and the number of retweets was astonishing, hundreds of thousands.

He looked at the content carefully, and suddenly he felt a little bad.

This is a skin-picking post. It picks up a top-quality scumbag who cheats his feelings in the game. It is said that this top-notch scumbag is the gang leader of a certain server in "Jianghu". He not only cheats his feelings in the game, but also cheats himself in reality. After cheating and cheating feelings, the scumbag kicked the scumbag girl, not only cut off the contact in reality, but also patted the buttocks in the game and transferred to the server to leave, and went to the new server to build a new gang to deceive the new girl went.

And this top-quality scumbag, the game name is Yan Guilai, and his real name is Zhuang Yanbei.

Zhou Nanjun: "..."

Fuck?Wait a moment!

Is he right?

That scumbag is... Yan Returns?