Inexplicably, it became red gl

"Card!"

Hearing the director's shout, the expression of fear and panic on Jing Yiren's face faded like a tide. She smiled and talked to the British actor opposite, and suddenly heard Humbert calling her. She looked back and found that The expression on Humbert's face seemed to be not very good, and he hurriedly bid farewell to the actor on the opposite side and hurried to Humbert's side.

"Did something happen?" Jing Yiren looked at the angry Humbert in front of him and asked cautiously.

"What's the matter? What are you asking me about! Didn't you feel it just now?" Humbert's angry voice was obviously heard by the crew members who were working around. The extremely cold gaze moved his gaze to his own toes, wishing to bury his head in the soil.

At this moment, there was only one thought in their minds——

Hey, so scary QAQ

Jing Yiren was also killed by Humbert's gaze for a moment, and she racked her brains to figure out how to provoke this big boss.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she asked, "You mean the thing about me being peeped?"

"What did you say?! Is someone spying on you?"

Humbert's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, he suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked again: "You mean, someone is spying on you?"

Looking at Humbert who was on the verge of fury, Jing Yiren said hastily: "No, no, it's just my own feeling hahaha, after all, I'm going to be famous, how can no one come to spy on me!"

Humbert thought about it for a while, and it is true that people often fantasize about what will happen to achieve this achievement when they are about to do so.

Jing Yiren is not bad. He has a friend who was down in the early years. One day he bought a lottery ticket. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he would win the lottery, so he called Humbert at midnight to tell his worries: If I win the first prize, will someone come to assassinate me?

Humbert was stunned.

Are you kidding me? !

Disturbing people's dreams in the middle of the night just to show me how stupid you are?

Although he really wanted to scold him directly, but out of selfish selfishness when he was woken up and was irritable, Humbert actually said to his friend in a dignified manner, "Oh, yes, you are so thoughtful, you'd better hire some Get a bodyguard, don't go out recently, but maybe those bad guys will hide in your home, or hide under your bed?"

The friend was in a cold sweat and didn't sleep that night, and hired five or six strong bodyguards the next morning.

Then, not only did he not leave the house for half a step, but he also asked the bodyguard to accompany him. The bodyguard saw that this was quite pitiful, and he must have been chased by someone. He was so scared that he didn't even dare to leave the house, so he just went along with everything. he comes.

Later, that friend had several bodyguards beat him up, and it was said that it was quite miserable, with broken bones.

Why do you ask?It turned out that this sb thing asked the bodyguards to sleep in the same bed as him at night. Several bodyguards went to the bathroom with him to wash.

A small bathroom of five or six square meters?

How many old men stripped naked and took a shower together?

This is not the kind of squeeze on the bed, maybe something will happen to this squeeze, and the bodyguards are all straight men!

Didn't expect you to be such an employer!

As soon as the head of the bodyguard gave an order, this friend was beaten up, which was miserable.

Later, this friend did win the lottery. He won 222F yuan, which is about 3000 yuan in RMB. Although the bodyguard company did not ask him for employment fees in the end, he still lost it. The medical expenses alone cost 1 yuan. Too many, what a miserable word.

Later, this friend really got rich, relying on the money he earned from starting a company, the company grew bigger and bigger, and his net worth also increased. At this time, it was indeed time to hire bodyguards, but he couldn't.

Why?

It turned out that the bodyguard I hired last time told everyone that he was gay, and he was the kind of guy who likes to hang out with five or six people, and who specializes in abducting bodyguards. He is simply the most unscrupulous employer.

To put it simply, his reputation in the industry is already rotten.

All the bodyguard companies are unwilling to take his job, and occasionally some of them take over, or the kind of little boy who looks at him and can beat him, as thin as a chick, he just went to him on the first night He crawled on the bed, was caught by him and refused to repent, and tried to seduce him face to face. This is unbearable, so he slipped it up and sent it to a bodyguard company. He also complained a lot, who knows the next day It shows that he is not only a gay, but also a popular rumor.

When he heard about it, he immediately complained, and he was so angry.

I am so fat and strong (crossed out) is it actually Shou who is so strong?Are people blind now? From this point of view, he must be Gong!

At that time, he was in a meeting, and the board of directors of the whole company looked at him in a strange way, and he realized it after he realized it——

Nonsence!He's not gay!

Later, he even complained to Humbert, saying that the world doesn’t love him, and he has already felt the malice from the world, blah blah blah. I never suspected that I was sold and counted the money for others.

Every time Humbert thinks of this friend, he can't help but want to laugh. This time he held back, but his face is indeed much better. Seeing him like this, Jing Yiren dared to ask: "Director, which one is it?" Something? I have no impression."

Humbert glared at her bitterly, and said fiercely, "The rock you split today!"

It was only then that Jing Yiren figured out that it was the problem with the stone. She thought it was the crew who did it on purpose, because she happened to catch a glimpse of the reporter who was filming among the crowd, and she thought it was because the crew wanted to increase the exposure. It did, but now it seems that it is not.

She rolled her eyes and asked, "Is someone doing it on purpose?"

Humbert nodded without speaking.

"That man is really unlucky."

Jing Yiren narrowed her eyes and laughed.

After hearing what she said, Humbert also laughed, and said, "The worst is yet to come!"

On the second day, as expected, a video was circulated, which was the part of Jing Yiren splitting stones.

The name of this video is: Shocked, such a thing happened in "Gods and Demons" directed by Humbert? !

This is obviously a headline party, but the three words of Humbert are worthy of netizens wasting traffic to click on this video.

As a result, the number of hits exceeded [-] million that day, and it continues to rise.

After clicking on the video, the expressions of the people who eat melons are all like this:

Σ(д|||)

Such:

Σ(°△°|||)︴

And this:

Σ(｀艸;)!!

Leah: Tell me this must not be the heroine, it's horrible (⊿)

Jack: The horror upstairs is used wrongly, it is brutal (ノДT)

Maca: This oriental doll is so beautiful!

Rila: I think...she must be a real fairy, she can do magic QAQ

Li Ergou from the Flower Planter: Hahahaha worship, this is my flower planter! ! !

Wang Xiaotu from the Flower Planter: She is Master Jing, she knows the most mysterious kung fu in China, and she can fly over walls and do everything (serious face)

Zhang Tiezhu of the flower planter: Yes, yes, Master Jing can also punch tigers and kick dragons (serious face)

then--

Senbei: (⊙o⊙) wow

Leah: (⊙o⊙) wow

Rila: (⊙o⊙) wow

Maca: (⊙o⊙) wow

The title of Master Jing spread like wildfire. Everyone knew that Humbert, the heroine of the movie, was a beautiful oriental doll, who also knew the magic of Chinese Kung Fu.

Jing Yiren: What the hell is this called? I just want to be a quiet beauty, okay?

Everyone knows that it is impossible for a person to please everyone, and Humbert is no exception.

So, his black fans came to make trouble.

The author has something to say:

Wow, I've been really unlucky lately. I belong to the kind that will clog my teeth when I drink cold water. Fortunately, I changed my luck yesterday, so I rolled over to update you guys today (=^▽^=)

It's a holiday these days, I want daily updates!I want Riwan! ! (Well day is more true, day million is impossible (*￣3￣)╭?)

In short, these few days are over, I beg the little angels to accompany me to the end!

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