Seeing Zuo Ya's tail, Chu Yuanlan was immediately happy.
Zuoya's tail is black and yellow, it is definitely a tiger's tail.
"So...my father-in-law is a lion?"
Chu Yuanlan looked at the mountains and dense forests below. He has been to Africa, and he has seen lions up close, and he has also seen the animal world. The living environment of lions is grasslands, not mountains.When a lion enters a mountainous area, it is courting death.
However, this is the world of comprehension in a book, so it is not clear that Zuo Ya's mother went to the grassland to rape his father, and then patted his ass and left.It was Zuo Ya's father who ran to the mountains to rape his mother, and then patted his butt and walked like a lion.
Looking at the wife in his arms, Chu Yuanlan realized for the first time that he could still describe that man in a naive manner.
***
Xuanyuan Shenzhou is a world where more than [-]% of the area is ruled by cultivation sects. There is no monarch, only sects.The officials who manage the towns are all immortal officials directly from the sect—most of them have no hope of cultivation to please the people, but some of them have come down to practice.
Most of the mortals serve as the assistants of the immortal officials. After all, mortals' physique is too poor. In this world where monsters and ghosts are rampant, unless mortals have something to rely on, they really think their lives are too long.
Ordinary people still have to pay taxes and serve corvee.But compared to the ancients in Chu Yuanlan's original world, it was much easier.
Within a hundred days after the birth of a mortal child, a local magistrate will come to visit the spirit.Those born with spiritual roots will be registered, and at the age of three, they will enter county schools in various places to learn characters and the most basic method of breathing.It is not born with a spiritual root, so if the family is rich, you can invite a monk who builds the foundation to give the child some spiritual power.If the family background is ordinary, you can only wait for the day when the sect goes down the mountain to accept disciples every five years and bring some spirits with you.
After the spirit is lit, if the real spirit is of good quality, it will also be recorded, and the same will go to the county school to study, and then learn the method of lighting and nourishing the spirit.
If the true spirit is bad, then it depends on how well one's womb is.Those who are also rich in family resources, even if the real spirit is as weak as a firefly, may also cultivate spiritual roots.On the contrary, if it is an ordinary family, most of them can only give up their thoughts of cultivation.
Kujiaji is held every five years, and there are immortals from Xingyunzong who come to select good talents. Boys or young men and women aged eight to 20 can take the exam.
But in fact, it has already been decided who to choose. Most of them are the children with high names in the county school, and a few are the children who have tried their best to raise their spiritual roots from wealthy households in the poor family. A few came from other places to seek teachers.It's not that there is some shady thing about it, after all, whether this spiritual root has been explored since birth, and how the situation of the spiritual enlightenment and spiritual nourishment afterward, everyone knows in their hearts.
However, accepting apprentices is not done in private, Shangxian is also setting up a stage, as long as the age is suitable, he will allow people to go up and try.And people always have a little luck.
Now that the five-year period has come again, even though the Shangxian who came to accept people has not yet arrived, the spirit test platform placed in the yamen has been lifted out, and the people around the bitter family gather, or watch the fun, and bring their children to the place. Come to test the spirit, the not-so-busy Kujiaji is also bustling.
"I said, why is it so lively? It turns out that it's the day of the spirit test again." A man in a blue jacket stood outside the crowd, looking inside with his head stretched out, "Shangxian hasn't arrived yet, has he?"
"It's either today or tomorrow. There are so many people standing there, waiting in line." A short, fat man in khaki clothes answered his question.
"I think back then, when I stood on the spirit test platform, three and a half of the eight corners lit up, my father was happy... But what's the use of three and a half? People say that if you don't light up four, it won't work." Lan Short Gua sighed and shook his head.
"Yo? I didn't expect brother to be able to light up three and a half of the spirit test platform! When I went up there, one of the platforms was lit up."
"I also only lit up two and a half, but my elder brother entered the county school." Another rich and chubby person said proudly beside him.
The people around suddenly exclaimed and praised.
The chubby man seemed extremely fond of hearing people's compliments, so he pretended to be modest and said: "Brother went with the gods back then, and brought back a bottle of elixir the year before last, and now it is enshrined in the ancestral hall. Speaking of it, time really flies , and now, my son is also running for the election."
Only then did everyone realize that he was holding a child about seven or eight years old by his hand.
This kid looks exactly like his father, they are both chubby and chubby, standing with their chests and belly protruding.
At this time, the expressions on the faces of the people around had turned into awe, and the father and son obviously enjoyed this expression extremely.The father sighed: "It seems that the head of the fairy will take a while to arrive, son, and your father and I..."
He touched his waist, where the purse should be, and suddenly his face changed.
"It's so courageous to steal from you, Uncle Luo!" The chubby man turned around, and the auspicious and peaceful expression on his face suddenly turned into a ferocious one.In the direction he saw, there was a child running around the corner.
When they first arrived, they were still on the periphery of the crowd, but during this short time of talking, the outside was already surrounded by more spectators.The fat chubby jumped up in an instant, jumped over the crowd standing behind him, landed on the ground easily and without disturbing the dust, and chased after the child.
At this moment, Chu Yuanlan just flew above the Kujiaji, so this scene was naturally noticed by him.
"It's quite interesting to look at it this way, a martial arts master who doesn't hang steel wires."
Zuo Ya hadn't woken up yet, but with Chu Yuanlan's current actions, his long white beard just floated above Zuo Ya's nose, and Zuo Ya suddenly sneezed loudly.A sneeze made him open his sleepy eyes. Sure enough, they were obviously cubs, but these eyes were extremely sharp.
Chu Yuanlan smoothed his beard, and changed Zuo Ya to a comfortable position, and then heard the following, "Kill Gu Xiaojiu, you little bastard!"
The fat man had already chased down the boy suspected of stealing, besides him, at some point there were several more men kicking and kicking around the boy - Gu Xiaojiu.
"The plot is on." Hugging Zuo Ya with one hand and holding Fuchen in his hand with the other hand, Chu Yuanlan landed in Kujiaji.
The few men who were beating people with vigor suddenly felt a soft force pushing them away. When they stood still, Gu Xiaojiu, who was beaten into a mess, was surrounded by a monk with white eyebrows, white beard and white hair like a cloud. .
If possible, Chu Yuanlan felt that everyone would be relieved when Gu Xiaojiu died.But the premise is that Gu Xiaojiu is really dead, not that something has happened to the corpse or the soul, turning into a corpse king, a ghost cultivator, etc., which will bring more trouble to the world.
That he is still an innocent and innocent child?If you go back to the youthful days when you faced Hitler and Asaka Miya Hatohiko, how would you choose?
Moreover, the original owner of the book, Chu Xiu, is really good to Gu Xiaojiu. Chu Yuanlan's father on Earth probably isn't as good to Gu Xiaojiu as Chu Xiu.The original owner really cared for Gu Xiaojiu as his successor.Perhaps the original owner had already been heartbroken by the Chu family, so he poured all his feelings on this child.
Chu Yuanlan didn't think that if someone else did the tenderness offensive, Gu Xiaojiu would accept it all.
This is also mentioned in the original book, but at that time the Xingyunzong brigade had already arrived, but now, for some unknown reason, Chu Yuanlan has come, but everyone from Xingyunzong has not yet been seen.
However, those people were all wearing messenger talismans, and this was still in the hinterland of the sect, so he wasn't worried about what happened to those guys.
Looking at Chu Yuanlan, the fat man naturally recognized that the cloud patterns on his body belonged to the Xingyun Sect, but how did he know that the person in front of him was a Jindan real person?Looking at Chu Yuanlan's old age, he felt a bit contemptuous, and stood with a protruding chest and said: "This fairy elder, this kid is a habit of stealing, and he is lazy, so we taught him a lesson for his parents." Teach him the principles of life."
In addition, the few people who were shaken away were timid and stood behind the fat man, nodding and bowing unceasingly.
Chu Yuanlan didn't bother to talk to the fat man, and bent over to help Gu Xiaojiu.Gu Xiaojiu was lying on the ground, his eyes were still rolling, and as soon as Chu Yuanlan put his hand on his arm, the child immediately sobbed and shed tears, crying while crying: "I know I was wrong, don't Hit me, I'm hungry!"
Although Gu Xiaojiu's face was dirty, she looked extremely cute, and the tears dripped down, leaving black marks on her face, making her look even more pitiful.
"Since you are the sufferer, come with me to the Yamen."
"Ah?" Fatty was taken aback, Gu Xiaojiu also forgot to cry.
"Since he violated the law of the people, let's deal with it according to the law."
The people present were all dumbfounded. Even though there was no emperor or royal power over their heads, the poor and ordinary people were unwilling to run towards the yamen casually.Ordinary folk petty theft, if the owner catches the thief, he will beat him up violently, if he doesn't catch the thief, he will consider himself unlucky.
"No, no need." The fat man waved his hand.
But Chu Yuanlan had already gone to the yamen, and the fat man who wanted to leave found that he seemed to be tied by a rope, so he followed Chu Yuanlan unconsciously.Not only the fat man, but the other beaters found themselves being dragged past, and they couldn't help but exclaimed: "Immortal! This matter has nothing to do with us."
"Witness." When Chu Yuanlan said these two words, he didn't turn his head.
There was a dense crowd ahead, and someone saw what happened just now, recognized Chu Yuanlan's clothes, and immediately moved out of the way.But there were also people who were all focused on the spirit test platform in the center of the crowd, and didn't even know what happened just now.But as long as Chu Yuanlan was within two feet of him, they would unknowingly get out of the way.
"Father!" The little fat man who was left behind by the fat man suddenly came out. When the fat man saw his son, he smiled wryly and held him tightly.
Zuoya's tail is black and yellow, it is definitely a tiger's tail.
"So...my father-in-law is a lion?"
Chu Yuanlan looked at the mountains and dense forests below. He has been to Africa, and he has seen lions up close, and he has also seen the animal world. The living environment of lions is grasslands, not mountains.When a lion enters a mountainous area, it is courting death.
However, this is the world of comprehension in a book, so it is not clear that Zuo Ya's mother went to the grassland to rape his father, and then patted his ass and left.It was Zuo Ya's father who ran to the mountains to rape his mother, and then patted his butt and walked like a lion.
Looking at the wife in his arms, Chu Yuanlan realized for the first time that he could still describe that man in a naive manner.
***
Xuanyuan Shenzhou is a world where more than [-]% of the area is ruled by cultivation sects. There is no monarch, only sects.The officials who manage the towns are all immortal officials directly from the sect—most of them have no hope of cultivation to please the people, but some of them have come down to practice.
Most of the mortals serve as the assistants of the immortal officials. After all, mortals' physique is too poor. In this world where monsters and ghosts are rampant, unless mortals have something to rely on, they really think their lives are too long.
Ordinary people still have to pay taxes and serve corvee.But compared to the ancients in Chu Yuanlan's original world, it was much easier.
Within a hundred days after the birth of a mortal child, a local magistrate will come to visit the spirit.Those born with spiritual roots will be registered, and at the age of three, they will enter county schools in various places to learn characters and the most basic method of breathing.It is not born with a spiritual root, so if the family is rich, you can invite a monk who builds the foundation to give the child some spiritual power.If the family background is ordinary, you can only wait for the day when the sect goes down the mountain to accept disciples every five years and bring some spirits with you.
After the spirit is lit, if the real spirit is of good quality, it will also be recorded, and the same will go to the county school to study, and then learn the method of lighting and nourishing the spirit.
If the true spirit is bad, then it depends on how well one's womb is.Those who are also rich in family resources, even if the real spirit is as weak as a firefly, may also cultivate spiritual roots.On the contrary, if it is an ordinary family, most of them can only give up their thoughts of cultivation.
Kujiaji is held every five years, and there are immortals from Xingyunzong who come to select good talents. Boys or young men and women aged eight to 20 can take the exam.
But in fact, it has already been decided who to choose. Most of them are the children with high names in the county school, and a few are the children who have tried their best to raise their spiritual roots from wealthy households in the poor family. A few came from other places to seek teachers.It's not that there is some shady thing about it, after all, whether this spiritual root has been explored since birth, and how the situation of the spiritual enlightenment and spiritual nourishment afterward, everyone knows in their hearts.
However, accepting apprentices is not done in private, Shangxian is also setting up a stage, as long as the age is suitable, he will allow people to go up and try.And people always have a little luck.
Now that the five-year period has come again, even though the Shangxian who came to accept people has not yet arrived, the spirit test platform placed in the yamen has been lifted out, and the people around the bitter family gather, or watch the fun, and bring their children to the place. Come to test the spirit, the not-so-busy Kujiaji is also bustling.
"I said, why is it so lively? It turns out that it's the day of the spirit test again." A man in a blue jacket stood outside the crowd, looking inside with his head stretched out, "Shangxian hasn't arrived yet, has he?"
"It's either today or tomorrow. There are so many people standing there, waiting in line." A short, fat man in khaki clothes answered his question.
"I think back then, when I stood on the spirit test platform, three and a half of the eight corners lit up, my father was happy... But what's the use of three and a half? People say that if you don't light up four, it won't work." Lan Short Gua sighed and shook his head.
"Yo? I didn't expect brother to be able to light up three and a half of the spirit test platform! When I went up there, one of the platforms was lit up."
"I also only lit up two and a half, but my elder brother entered the county school." Another rich and chubby person said proudly beside him.
The people around suddenly exclaimed and praised.
The chubby man seemed extremely fond of hearing people's compliments, so he pretended to be modest and said: "Brother went with the gods back then, and brought back a bottle of elixir the year before last, and now it is enshrined in the ancestral hall. Speaking of it, time really flies , and now, my son is also running for the election."
Only then did everyone realize that he was holding a child about seven or eight years old by his hand.
This kid looks exactly like his father, they are both chubby and chubby, standing with their chests and belly protruding.
At this time, the expressions on the faces of the people around had turned into awe, and the father and son obviously enjoyed this expression extremely.The father sighed: "It seems that the head of the fairy will take a while to arrive, son, and your father and I..."
He touched his waist, where the purse should be, and suddenly his face changed.
"It's so courageous to steal from you, Uncle Luo!" The chubby man turned around, and the auspicious and peaceful expression on his face suddenly turned into a ferocious one.In the direction he saw, there was a child running around the corner.
When they first arrived, they were still on the periphery of the crowd, but during this short time of talking, the outside was already surrounded by more spectators.The fat chubby jumped up in an instant, jumped over the crowd standing behind him, landed on the ground easily and without disturbing the dust, and chased after the child.
At this moment, Chu Yuanlan just flew above the Kujiaji, so this scene was naturally noticed by him.
"It's quite interesting to look at it this way, a martial arts master who doesn't hang steel wires."
Zuo Ya hadn't woken up yet, but with Chu Yuanlan's current actions, his long white beard just floated above Zuo Ya's nose, and Zuo Ya suddenly sneezed loudly.A sneeze made him open his sleepy eyes. Sure enough, they were obviously cubs, but these eyes were extremely sharp.
Chu Yuanlan smoothed his beard, and changed Zuo Ya to a comfortable position, and then heard the following, "Kill Gu Xiaojiu, you little bastard!"
The fat man had already chased down the boy suspected of stealing, besides him, at some point there were several more men kicking and kicking around the boy - Gu Xiaojiu.
"The plot is on." Hugging Zuo Ya with one hand and holding Fuchen in his hand with the other hand, Chu Yuanlan landed in Kujiaji.
The few men who were beating people with vigor suddenly felt a soft force pushing them away. When they stood still, Gu Xiaojiu, who was beaten into a mess, was surrounded by a monk with white eyebrows, white beard and white hair like a cloud. .
If possible, Chu Yuanlan felt that everyone would be relieved when Gu Xiaojiu died.But the premise is that Gu Xiaojiu is really dead, not that something has happened to the corpse or the soul, turning into a corpse king, a ghost cultivator, etc., which will bring more trouble to the world.
That he is still an innocent and innocent child?If you go back to the youthful days when you faced Hitler and Asaka Miya Hatohiko, how would you choose?
Moreover, the original owner of the book, Chu Xiu, is really good to Gu Xiaojiu. Chu Yuanlan's father on Earth probably isn't as good to Gu Xiaojiu as Chu Xiu.The original owner really cared for Gu Xiaojiu as his successor.Perhaps the original owner had already been heartbroken by the Chu family, so he poured all his feelings on this child.
Chu Yuanlan didn't think that if someone else did the tenderness offensive, Gu Xiaojiu would accept it all.
This is also mentioned in the original book, but at that time the Xingyunzong brigade had already arrived, but now, for some unknown reason, Chu Yuanlan has come, but everyone from Xingyunzong has not yet been seen.
However, those people were all wearing messenger talismans, and this was still in the hinterland of the sect, so he wasn't worried about what happened to those guys.
Looking at Chu Yuanlan, the fat man naturally recognized that the cloud patterns on his body belonged to the Xingyun Sect, but how did he know that the person in front of him was a Jindan real person?Looking at Chu Yuanlan's old age, he felt a bit contemptuous, and stood with a protruding chest and said: "This fairy elder, this kid is a habit of stealing, and he is lazy, so we taught him a lesson for his parents." Teach him the principles of life."
In addition, the few people who were shaken away were timid and stood behind the fat man, nodding and bowing unceasingly.
Chu Yuanlan didn't bother to talk to the fat man, and bent over to help Gu Xiaojiu.Gu Xiaojiu was lying on the ground, his eyes were still rolling, and as soon as Chu Yuanlan put his hand on his arm, the child immediately sobbed and shed tears, crying while crying: "I know I was wrong, don't Hit me, I'm hungry!"
Although Gu Xiaojiu's face was dirty, she looked extremely cute, and the tears dripped down, leaving black marks on her face, making her look even more pitiful.
"Since you are the sufferer, come with me to the Yamen."
"Ah?" Fatty was taken aback, Gu Xiaojiu also forgot to cry.
"Since he violated the law of the people, let's deal with it according to the law."
The people present were all dumbfounded. Even though there was no emperor or royal power over their heads, the poor and ordinary people were unwilling to run towards the yamen casually.Ordinary folk petty theft, if the owner catches the thief, he will beat him up violently, if he doesn't catch the thief, he will consider himself unlucky.
"No, no need." The fat man waved his hand.
But Chu Yuanlan had already gone to the yamen, and the fat man who wanted to leave found that he seemed to be tied by a rope, so he followed Chu Yuanlan unconsciously.Not only the fat man, but the other beaters found themselves being dragged past, and they couldn't help but exclaimed: "Immortal! This matter has nothing to do with us."
"Witness." When Chu Yuanlan said these two words, he didn't turn his head.
There was a dense crowd ahead, and someone saw what happened just now, recognized Chu Yuanlan's clothes, and immediately moved out of the way.But there were also people who were all focused on the spirit test platform in the center of the crowd, and didn't even know what happened just now.But as long as Chu Yuanlan was within two feet of him, they would unknowingly get out of the way.
"Father!" The little fat man who was left behind by the fat man suddenly came out. When the fat man saw his son, he smiled wryly and held him tightly.
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