Fake Moon Elder Redemption

As soon as he entered the house, Mingyue began to bb. For a while, he disliked the small size of the house and could not accommodate his great god's body.Dou Yachuan couldn't bear it anymore, he threw the little dog into the bathroom, and ordered him to get out without washing it.

Dou Yachuan was very angry. The house is small, with a single room of less than 40 square meters, and it was exchanged with the lives of his parents.His parents have no skills, there are two wage earners, and they are still the lowest wage earners. To be precise, they build houses and move bricks. They all went because of accidents in their freshman year.The developer was quite kind, lost the money, and gave the apartment again. After graduating from Dou Yachuan Institute of Physical Education, he used the remaining money to open a small fitness club with a classmate.

After venting his anger, Dou Yachuan flipped through his phone, and unsurprisingly, there were a few missed calls, all of which belonged to colleagues, so he knew what they wanted to ask without guessing.Dou Yachuan's head hurts, thinking about how to explain to them, how to act quickly, help the bastard Mingyue turn into a normal person earlier, and get rid of it earlier.

Mingyue dried her hair by herself, and one person and one dog lay on the bed discussing the action plan.The more he discusses, the more disappointed Dou Yachuan is. Whether this guy's IQ is invisible or offline, what kind of idea is he talking about.After yelling at Mingyue, this guy simply threw away the book and snored by himself.

And Dou Yachuan finally figured out three things.First, why did Mingyue choose him, and why she felt that she was a comrade, so she wanted to "help" him with lifelong affairs. The reason was that he was simple-minded, simple enough, trustworthy, and able to accommodate Mingyue's body when casting spells.As for the judgment of gays, it is based on someone's work that Mingyue regards as a treasure, a book called "Knowing Gay and Getting Gay 10 Ways", in which there are examples and descriptions of round cut hair, love of backpacks, and preference for warm-colored clothes.Cursing again the editor named "007 Lying Down", Dou Yachuan decided to get a bald head tomorrow and never wear a backpack or purple clothes for the rest of his life.What is this called, a simple personal preference will bring about unwarranted disasters!

The second thing is the props for tying the rope.There are three kinds in total, the red rope, the hemp rope and the steel wire rope invented by Mingyue, each of which is more ferocious than the other.The traditional props of the red rope can only be used between men and women. It is safe and reliable. It is a pity that Mingyue is injured, and she will die, so she cannot be extravagant enough to exchange points for props.The rest are the two pieces he created himself. The steel wire rope is powerful and uses less magic power. For Dou Yachuan himself, chasing and escaping like this takes a very long time, and it will take a long time to get points.Dou Yachuan directly threw the wire rope back into the red card.The only thing that can be used is the hemp rope. This effect is not bad, and there are basically no side effects, but the mana consumption is relatively large.

The third thing is how to tie the rope.The traditional method is to cast spells directly on the marriage spectrum, that is, the red card. The advantage is that it is super long-range and safe, and the disadvantage is that it consumes a lot of money.Mingyue was injured, and it was difficult to maintain his body. He had no choice but to choose the host, let the host approach the target, or knock him out, or get drunk, etc. Mingyue then attached to the host to cast spells. The advantage is that the consumption is small, and the disadvantage is that Short range, very cumbersome, slightly wretched.Mingyue has no choice, and Dou Yachuan has no choice.

A book was knocked on Mingyue Mao's buttocks, Dou Yachuan gritted his teeth and continued to flip through, and finally found something useful, maybe relying on it can temporarily keep the pervert away from him.

Early the next morning, Dou Yachuan cleaned up the sanitation of the guild hall, but no one came.Seeing that the time was almost up, he took out his mobile phone and released Chuan Haoyang from the blacklist.Click on the block list, this guy is really persistent, 2 missed calls, 3 text messages.

- My mother watched the show, she is very interested in you, and wants to invite you to dinner.Xiao Chuanchuan, would you like to say good morning tomorrow, or good evening?

- Xiao Chuanchuan, I think tomorrow is still too long, I will come to you now.where do you live

- Xiao Chuanchuan, you ignore me so sad, taking a cold shower hurts your health.

"True tm~ Demon reincarnation!" Dou Yachuan locked the phone, very speechless, and the plan he made became more firm.Holding the phone and turning it around a few times, he organized the words.

Just as he was thinking, Dou Yachuan's cell phone rang, and when he picked it up, he sneered.Sure enough, no one can stop her if she wants to die!

"Why didn't you die of illness!"

"Xiao Chuanchuan, I'm so sad when you say that, you don't even care about it..."

Dou Yachuan kept the phone away from his ears, and his veins twitched wildly after hearing every word of Lust~Magic. Does this guy have any sense of shame, "Stop! 10 o'clock at the bridgehead of Dongmen Wharf on Binjiang Road!"

"10 o'clock? Another 65 minutes, too long, I'm going to catch fire..."

Dou Yachuan moved the phone away again and cut it off.The goal has been achieved, later... hum.

At 9:00, Dou Yachuan went to open the gate on time, but was stunned when he got there.Outside the door, several men and women were sitting on the steps smoking, and they chatted very harmoniously.Dou Yachuan's face was full of displeasure, the pervert came here to block him so early, how did he know about his guild hall?What's even more exasperating is that his partner, classmate and buddy - Fu Xiong, can't stop nodding at the words of the pervert, and the other coaches are not much different, so easy to get so close to the enemy, how embarrassing for him!Not only that, looking at their tacit understanding, I really don't know how much I sold myself!

Dou Yachuan turned around and left, out of sight, out of mind, and without opening the door!After taking a step, I felt that something was wrong. Now that I have come, I have to solve it anyway. Where is it not the same?

The door opened, and the pervert squeezed in first, carrying a large plastic bag in one hand and several paper bags in the other.

"You live here? Didn't you have breakfast? Look, I've brought them all, I guarantee it's what you want." As he spoke, he walked upstairs very familiarly. After walking a few steps, he found that no one was following him. Xiao Chuanchuan, "Come on, you can tell that you haven't slept well just by looking at your dark circles, do you think I thought so? You see, I also prepared skin care products and clothes. I will pack them up later and just go to see my mother. Are you happy? gone?"

"Get out! I can't eat you when I see you! Stay away!"

"I know, you want to say that the beauty is delicious, and I understand."

Dou Yachuan really doesn't know that a person's skin can be so thick that deep-water fish is probably enough to fry. I don't know if there is enough stock in a certain department.Without morals, anything is possible!truth!

He couldn't stop shouting, and his facial expression was the same. Dou Yachuan looked at the bright moon with a little hair on the stairs, and was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and he really wanted to eat dog meat!

Lust~mo went upstairs, and Dou Yachuan watched him put breakfast on the table one by one, soy milk fritters, steamed buns with tofu, coffee sandwiches...all the breakfast shops can buy, and even Dou Yachuan saw a serving of rice , I really don’t know what he’s thinking. With such a kung fu and thought, if it’s on a girl, all the goddesses in the sky will be taken down, so why bother to pester him.It's all Mingyue's bullshit wire rope, he thought of the reason, and wondered if he should tell him the truth.

"No, absolutely not!"

Dou Yachuan was taken aback, the voice of Mingyue suddenly appeared in his mind, which was very frightening.

"What's the fuss, what's the point of this? Forgot to tell you, call my name in your mind, and we can communicate with each other. You must not mention the rope, let alone my identity, otherwise it will never be solved. "

Dou Yachuan instantly extinguished this thought, and had to resort to other methods, the most direct one being to make him retreat. md, execute the plan!

"You, come with me!" Dou Yachuan beckoned.

Chuan Haoyang immediately smiled, it was not in vain that I stayed up most of the night, looking for people to check him everywhere, and then asked people to buy breakfast everywhere at 6 o'clock. If you get everything together, there will always be one thing that will satisfy your appetite.Sure enough, it worked. Didn't Xiao Chuanchuan take the initiative to take him into the room?Will there be very close contact?Chuan Haoyang looked forward to it very much and happily followed.

"Come on!" Fu Xiong clenched his fist, not knowing who he was cheering on.

"Choose whatever equipment you want. Let's compare strength. We win 5 out of 3 rounds. Whoever loses agrees to one condition." Dou Yachuan said, this is what he planned yesterday.

The book says that to pursue a man, you have to do what he likes, so that his vanity and focus can be greatly satisfied.Dou Yachuan goes the opposite way, the book says that every gay is extremely narcissistic, regardless of offense or pain, especially towards the body.Therefore, Dou Yachuan decided to destroy his self-confidence in terms of strength first, and told him clearly that if he was not strong enough to suppress himself, he would retreat in spite of difficulties and would not have the courage to come to him unless he was willing to be suppressed. With his chest up, he guaranteed that Chuan Haoyang would definitely attack, and he couldn't be suppressed.Dou Yachuan compared the description of Gongshou in the book, and based on the greedy eyes of the sex monster and the crazy behavior of bees and butterflies, he believed in Mingyue and the book. If he succeeded, he was confident that he would be much quieter for a long time.

"This..." Chuan Haoyang rubbed his hands, a little excited, "Any conditions can be raised?"

Dou Yachuan glanced at him, knowing what he was thinking without thinking, "It has nothing to do with the bed!"

Chuan Haoyang was a little disappointed, sighed a few times on purpose, and then nodded reluctantly, "Okay, Xiao Chuanchuan can say whatever he wants, but if you lose, you are not allowed to play tricks, or go to Jiefangbei and shout for three days that I am a pig." !"

Dou Yachuan gritted his teeth, "Don't call me Xiao Chuanchuan!"

"Is this your condition?"

"Get out!" Dou Yachuan wanted to kill someone. This guy is shameless and black-bellied. You have to pay attention to him when you talk to him. If you don't pay attention, you won't know how you fell into the pit.Don't say that you don't like men, just like them, such a person is absolutely not allowed!Damn, Dou Yachuan came back to his senses, realized that he was thinking about something messy just now, and scolded Mingyue again in his mind, the wire rope must have played a role, hurry up, hurry up! "Say it first!" Dou Yachuan kept his hand.

Chuan Haoyang stroked his chin, pretending to be in deep thought, but his eyes fixed on Xiao Chuanchuan who was wearing tight sportswear, from chest to thigh~legs, up and down several times.The figure is really good, the appearance is also handsome, especially the angry look is too cute, so perfect, I really want to pick it up ~ take a look.Thinking about it, he mentioned it, but with some reservations, "Why don't you give me a bath?"

"No!" Dou Yachuan immediately refused. The book said that he had coaxed Sun Miaomiao before. The three major lies of men are just to see, not to go in, and to be responsible. If you really want to take a bath, you don't know how to do it. , who rubs whom, "absolutely not!"

"Why?" Chuan Haoyang was very dissatisfied, "You can just say that it has nothing to do with the bed! Does taking a bath have anything to do with the bed? Does Chuan Chuan like to go to bed to take a bath and play around the world... Okay, let's not talk, let's not talk, Don't be angry, or I won't compare, I called my mother and told me to have lunch together, you said Chinese food is better, or hot pot, or Western food..."

"Okay!" Dou Yachuan was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with fumes, and he made a good move to retreat. He didn't have to go to eat, but he couldn't stand it like this, and what if his mother came to the door?Like a son, like a mother, I really don't know how excellent Chuan Haoyang's family is, the son openly engages in sex, and he doesn't care about it, and even makes a big fanfare to ask for a meeting!Dou Yachuan was very annoyed by such a family, he just wanted to hide! "I want you to stop harassing me!"

The author has something to say:

"How to Know Gay and Engage in Gay 10" is a strange book, it is said that it was left by a strange person, and it is only passed on to those who are destined, the author said seriously.About traveling around the world, it is a very fun game, very fun, the specific method is unknown, it is said that your bf will, the author promised.