I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me

The incident happened four months after He Feizhang was released back to City Z in the same week.

The star effect of Parasite has not dissipated with the passage of time.With the exposure of the portal and the continuous crackdown on CTE by law enforcement teams from all over the world, new parasites from all over the world

Parasites have sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and most of the powerful parasites choose to join government agencies, and have made considerable contributions to eradicating alien species and criminal gangs.

Because of this, more and more people began to worship them. These parasites are like superheroes in Marvel, active on the front line of the battlefield, and also active in the headlines of news and media.

But the most eye-catching S[-], like a sweeping monk in a martial arts film, has been drifting away from the camera.

He never appeared in the news reports of the media. Countless reporters wanted to interview him. Even the president of the nut country once revealed in a parliamentary speech that he wanted to invite this superpower to join him.

Dinner.

It's a pity that S[-] quietly fell silent after being in the limelight. The Special Affairs Department monitors all posts discussing S[-]'s identity on the Internet. People who know him know that he doesn't like to expose his privacy.

Everything about [-] was kept secret.

People all over the world know that S[-] is called He Feizhang, but people all over the world don't know which "He Feizhang" is the real S[-].

There are countless people named "He Feizhang" in Huaguo, especially now, some fanatical fans simply name their children "He Feizhang".

people create little obstacles.

This undoubtedly enhances the mystery of S[-] again, and also prevents S[-] from being consumed by various media or being praised by blind public opinion all over the world.

Also because of these many reasons, He Feizhang stayed safely in Zhou Fang's house, avoiding the pursuit of the outside world, and spent the maddening sophomore final exam with Zhou Fang, a perfect winter vacation

The tourist season, and the lively New Year.

During the Chinese New Year, they went to He Jishan's place together. The three of them plus a little teddy got together and watched the New Year's Eve party with the TV on. Zhou Fang cooked a big table of dishes.

I don't know how to cook, so I hold the sauce bag in the living room and wait to eat.

He Jishan didn't say anything, his face was very impatient, but he was very happy in his heart.He turned around and went back to the room to open the drawer, took out the two red envelopes inside and squeezed them in his hands, thinking about it.

After a long time, he sighed and threw the red envelope back.

forget it.

Next year, next year.

As he was thinking this way, he didn't notice that a hand suddenly stretched out behind him, grabbed two thick red envelopes and retracted them. He Jishan was startled, and when he turned around, he saw He Feizhang happily holding the

The two red envelopes ran out, shouting at the top of their voices: "Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou, my dad gave us red envelopes, hurry up, come and share the spoils!"

He Jishan: "..." Brat, there are no rules at all about dividing up spoils in front of law enforcement officers!

But there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Recently, he laughed more and more often. The colleagues in the bureau were amazed when they saw his gentle face every day. They secretly discussed in private, saying that they had worked with Lao He for so many years, and now they knew

It is said that the face of Hades will turn into a smiling Maitreya one day.

This New Year, the He family had a very happy time.

The parasites in Huaguo were all added to a group. When it was close to midnight, the TV was counting down, and the chat group was giving out red envelopes. It was lively everywhere. He Feizhang and several special affairs departments

Colleagues fighting with each other's emoji packs, they were so carried away.

This is the happiest New Year he has ever experienced.

After the new year, in March, Yanjing University started school.

He Feizhang directly applied to live off-campus this time. He still has a bed in the dormitory, but he actually lives with Zhou Fang. He usually rides to and from school by bike, and sometimes Zhou Fang can be picked up by car.

Don't live too comfortably.

Until one day in April, He Feizhang woke up from his continuous drowsiness, and found something wrong in the blink of an eye.

First, he found that when he woke up, instead of a soft bed, he found a hard and cold floor.

Second, he seems to have grown shorter.

But then, He Feizhang found that things seemed to be more complicated than that, he was not just getting shorter.

He lowered his head slightly, and found that his chin was resting on a furry paw. He tried to move his fingers, and found that the paw also moved in sync.

When things got to this point, no matter how drowsy He Feizhang felt, he was woken up with fright.

He scrambled to stand up, and found that he was on all fours. He looked at the hair again, and when he turned around, he could see a long golden tail on his buttocks. He Feizhang couldn't help but

Let out a scream.

[Mondo, Dodo, Dodo——! 】

Mondo was woken up by him, and said impatiently: [I'm so annoying, Papa is sleepy. 】

[Get up, don't sleep, something serious has happened——] He Feizhang tried to walk on four legs, but ended up crooked on the ground within two steps, falling all over the place: [Mundo, hurry up

Open your eyes and see, are you in bed? 】

Mondo opened one eye, lazily said: [Oh...I said why so...soft...]

As it was talking, its eyes suddenly opened wide, and it jumped up from the bed.

He Feizhang: [Look again, do you feel that you look very similar to me. 】

Mondo: [Don't look anymore, Papa is you now. 】

He Feizhang: […]

Mundo: […]

One person and one beast were silent for a moment, and He Feizhang screamed: [What's going on? ! 】

Mondo sat on the bed and looked around. It rubbed against the edge of the bed, leaned over and pulled up the big cat that had fallen into a mess on the floor under the bed, and communicated with him: [I still want to ask you, Laoziwo

Sleeping soundly in the mark, you must have done something strange again, tell me, what were you doing just now! 】

【I'll just take a nap, who knew we could switch bodies after a nap. 】He Feizhang mourned, held up a cat's paw and patted it vigorously: 【It must be what you are doing sneakily

It's over, do you want to control my body to do bad things again? !How old are you, and you still don’t learn well...]

A vein popped out of Mondo's forehead: [I've been sleeping like this for almost half a year, and I've been digesting energy, so I don't have time to take your place. 】He said, and said bitterly:【And

That annoying human has been staring at me by your side, I'm so annoyed by him that I can't be bothered to see you kiss me. 】

He Feizhang: [Uh...] He felt a little embarrassed when he was told, he flicked his tail involuntarily, and said in a low voice: [Then when he and I... did good things, didn't you eavesdrop?

】

Mundo: [Hehe. 】

He Feizhang immediately lay back on the ground without any love: 【...You don't need to say it, I don't want to hear it anymore. 】

Realizing that the topic had been misleading again, He Feizhang hurriedly said: [So what's going on now, when we usually exchange, it's just to exchange the control of my body, I'm still in my body

.This time...why did I run into your body? ! 】

Mondo felt it for a while, frowned and said: [Strange...why can't I change it back...]

He Feizhang: […]

Mundo: [What about you?Try it, can you change it back? 】

He Feizhang said weakly: 【If I can do it, why make such a fuss...】

So, He Feizhang and Mondo sat on the bed and looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while, they both had the thought of "maybe I haven't woken up yet, let's sleep again".

He Feizhang: [For some reason, I always feel a bad premonition, but I can't figure out what it is. 】

Mondo: 【You say that, I also feel...】

Before it finished, someone pushed the door open and walked in, saying as they walked, "Why don't you get up, class starts at nine o'clock, and it's eight twenty now, you said yesterday that there was an in-class quiz in the morning.

Wait for a while, be careful not to catch up with the exam. "

Zhou Fang came in and saw Lynx laying on the bed, he was surprised and said, "Mundo is awake." Then he smiled and said, "You two haven't seen each other for a long time, so you hugged each other affectionately on the bed?"

He Feizhang: [...] Ah, I remembered, this is his and Zhou Fang's bedroom.

Mundo: […] Get out, you guys.

Zhou Fang didn't realize that something was wrong at first, he came over and pulled Mundo up, and he was about to kiss his forehead with his arms around his waist.He Feizhang was shocked, he jumped up and landed beside the two of them.

The paw patted Mondo aside, then got into Zhou Fang's arms, curled his tail around his calf, and grinned at him again: [Brother Zhou, look at me, look at me, I'm the original product!

】

The sound fell into Zhou Fang's ears, and there was a burst of arrogant "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" He raised his eyebrows and looked at Mondo who retreated aside: "What's wrong with your parasitic beast, usually it's not

Can't wait to be as far away from me as possible, um, so active today? "

Mondo watched He Feizhang circle around Zhou Fang with his body, several veins popped out on his forehead: "Come back, don't rub him with my body!"

He Feizhang: "Aww!"

Zhou Fang: "Huh?"

He firmly caught the big cat that jumped into his arms, looked at the irritable and impatient lover who was standing three meters away, and then looked at the lynx in his arms, who was passionate about him, and his face was full of emotions for a while.

His expression became unpredictable.

The stars in his eyes quietly appeared and were silent, Zhou Fang touched Lynx's chin, saw that he was squinting his eyes comfortably, and couldn't help but carefully probed: "Fei Zhang?"

He Feizhang opened his eyes suddenly, laying his paws on Zhou Fang's clothes, his big head arched around his chest, excited: 【Mom, Brother Zhou, you can see it! 】

Zhou Fang turned his head to look at the standing one again: "Mundo?"

Mondo crossed his arms and snorted with a stinky face.

Zhou Fang rested his forehead with one hand, his face full of helplessness: "You guys...what did you do again?"

He Feizhang couldn't speak, so he asked Mengdo to explain to Zhou Fang in a few words. The latter thought for a moment, and said, "There was no sign before, and the bodies switched when I woke up?"

Mundo: "No."

He Feizhang wanted to nod his head, but in the middle of nodding, he suddenly thought of something, and yelled at Zhou Fang, Zhou Fang looked at Mengdo, and Mengdo translated with a stinky face: "He said, when I was sleeping yesterday

It felt like a fire was about to burn in his body, and then this guy thought he was dreaming, turned over and fell asleep again. "

Zhou Fang gently touched He Feizhang's big cat's head, and asked Mondo: "You have been dormant in the mark before, how is the S-level energy digested?"

"It didn't go well, the power of that little crocodile is too complicated, it's unpalatable." Mundo glared at his hand on the cat's head: "Hey, you human beings are so annoying, you talk when you talk,

What are you doing touching my head! "

Zhou Fang lowered his head and looked at his hands: "Oh, I touched Fei Zhang, won't you close your eyes if you can't stand it?"

Mundo: "..."

Zhou Fang: "Fei Zhang still has class today, since you occupy his body, go and listen to the class for him first." Speaking of this, he sighed: "Exams or something, you know how to write?

?Just write whatever you want. "

Mundo: "...huh?"

He Feizhang said sadly: [I still have an exam today, Mondo, can you write my name? Can you use a pen? 】

Mondo: [What is that, can it be eaten? 】

He Feizhang was even more sad: Could it be that after today, the whole class will find that He Feizhang has suddenly become a college student who can't even write his name?

But school still has to go. I asked for too much leave last semester, and I asked for leave just a few days after the start of this semester. Let alone how to deceive the counselor, it is his father's stance of pressing people.

If it wasn't for the mission from the Special Affairs Department, He Jishan would never let him cheat with the excuse of "father's mental illness has worsened again".

"Well, you guys go to school today, and I'll call the AO headquarters to ask what's going on with you." Zhou Fang thought for a while, and said: "If there is any

If necessary, we may have to go there for another inspection and let them find out what the problem is. "

Mundo: "Hmph."

He Feizhang: "Aww!"

Zhou Fang looked at his watch: "If you don't leave, you will be late, pack up quickly and give Fei Zhang a day's class."

He Feizhang: "Oh?" What about me? !

Mundo: "The cub said, what should he do."

Zhou Fang: "Go back to the mark first, Fei Zhang, he can see the outside world through your eyes, it's really boring, parasitic beasts can be invisible in front of ordinary people, Fei Zhang, give it a try."

So the two of them stumbled and practiced invisibility again, Zhou Fang taught Mondo how to deal with his classmates, and drove them to the gate of the university.

"Try not to talk, don't cause trouble for Fei Zhang, do you hear me?" Zhou Fang warned Mundo before leaving.

Meng Duo stared at him with dead fish eyes: "I am not a child, human being, you can get out."

Zhou Fang corrected him without changing his face: "At this time, you can't call him human, but brother."

He Feizhang squatted aside incognito, and when he heard this, he swept his tail on Zhou Fang's lap, silently condemning him as old and disrespectful.

Zhou Fang didn't care, and asked a few more words before leaving.

At the school gate, Mondo, who was carrying a backpack, and He Feizhang, who was squatting at its feet, looked at each other.

Mondo: 【Okay, how do I get to the classroom? 】

He Feizhang sighed: 【Come with me. 】

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####Today is also a parent-child time for a family of three####

Zhou Fang: "You two switched again?"

Mundo: "Tch. (￢_￢)"

He Feizhang: "Oh. 〒▽〒"

Zhou Fang looked at the two of them, and silently took out a cat teasing stick from behind.

Both the human-shaped Mondo and the cat-shaped He Feizhang stared straight.

Zhou Fang shook the cat teasing stick, while Mondo and He Feizhang stared at the little fur ball on it.

Zhou Fang waved to the left, and Meng Duo and He Feizhang turned their heads to the left.

Zhou Fang swung to the right again, and Meng Duo and He Feizhang turned to the right again.

Zhou Fang showed a slight smile: "Heh."

Then he started molesting one man and one beast.

Mondo couldn't hold back and squatted on the ground for a long time, and he was good at hooking the fur ball with one stroke. After He Feizhang became a big cat, he couldn't control himself anymore. He lay on the ground sprawled on the ground, showing his furry belly.

The big tail swept back and forth on the ground.

One man and one beast together comfortably "purrrrr".

Zhou Fang sat cross-legged on the ground, teasing them both with a cat teasing stick, and whispered, "I've wanted to try this for a long time, it's fun."