Fast Time Travel: Cannon Fodder's Road to Godhood

After Xu Ze wiped the mahogany sword and tidied up a stack of yellow talismans, he now holds the lifeblood of the Marshal, and the Marshal's tens of thousands of horses are all looking for a way to live longer for him.And Chen Zongyi, an idiot, is still delusional about his longevity, which is really ridiculous.

There was a knock on the door, and Xu Ze asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

The person who knocked on the door heard the voice inside, pushed the door open and walked in.

"Who is it?" Xu Ze turned around and saw a servant walking in pushing a small cart.The servant lowered his head and said hoarsely: "The commander asked me to clean Taoist Xu's room."

Xu Ze frowned and pointed to a small area and said, "Just sweep here, get out quickly." He didn't like his room to be entered by others the most.He watched the servant dragging the ground, and continued to arrange the cinnabar yellow talisman with his lower lip. The zombie might not be brought back by the soldiers yet, and he had to prepare a perfect plan to catch it.

"Uh uh uh..." Suddenly a rope restrained his neck, and he could only make a few uh uh sounds from his throat.He turned his back to the servant, so he didn't know who was behind him.Xu Ze grasped the yellow talisman with both hands, trying to break free while chanting a spell, but a bulge behind him pressed against his back, the sound of the gun was added to the gunshot and there was a soft bang, after which Xu Ze felt his waist Suddenly, there was a sharp pain, accompanied by a sharp pain in the neck, and he fell into a coma completely. Even if he wanted to open his mouth and chant the mantra, he couldn't spit out complete words.

The servant pulled off the rope and looked up, it was Ye Huaijin's face.

With a cold face, Ye Huaijin smeared some of Xu Ze's blood on the ground, and stuffed the blood-stained tassels at her waist from Adjutant Zhang into the corner of the wall.After stuffing the unconscious Xu Ze into the trolley, he rummaged through Xu Ze's room until he found Qingguan's jade pendant in the closet, he packed his clothes and pushed the trolley to leave the room.

The cronies outside had already prepared the carriage, and Ye Huaijin dragged the people inside into the carriage. Blood was still oozing from the blood hole on Xu Ze's back waist.The cronies were driving the carriage outside, and Ye Huaijin sat in the carriage and took out the gun from Xu Ze's waist, took cartilage incense and sprinkled it on the wound, and spread some cooling ointment on Xu Ze's body.

Xu Ze woke up slowly, stimulated by the smell, and found himself lying powerlessly on the carriage. He moved his neck with difficulty, and looked at Ye Huaijin viciously.

"Hehe, Daoist Xu doesn't need to look at me like that." Ye Huaijin leaned on the cushion and twitched her lips.

"You..." Xu Ze cleared his throat and coughed a few times and asked, "What do you want to do?" He didn't have a yellow talisman or a mahogany sword in his hand now, and his body was drugged, so there was no chance of breaking free.

Ye Huaijin smiled and said, "Of course I want to cooperate with Taoist Xu. The zombie Xu Taoist wants to find lives in my house."

"You!" Xu Ze looked at Ye Huaijin with rounded eyes, and then asked viciously: "The cooperation that the adjutant said is to give me a gun in the waist?!"

"Of course not." Ye Huaijin apologized on the face, but said indifferently in his eyes: "But this is the only way to bring Taoist Xu out. I can't let Taoist Xu inform the commander."

Xu Ze was irritated by Ye Huaijin's indifferent appearance. He is a popular person around the commander. Who would dare to treat him like this, which also caused him to be negligent for a while. No matter how exquisite the Taoism is, it is not as good as someone else's gun Son.

"Okay, let's get down to business." Ye Huaijin didn't want to procrastinate, he took out the jade pendant from the room and said, "Now I want to ask the Taoist priest to tell me what the law of longevity is all about? Since I can get you from Bring it out from the Marshal’s Mansion, you should be able to know how many people I have placed in, and now even most of the army are my people, as long as you and I cooperate, I will give you the zombies in the yard right now.”

"Zombie?! What zombie?"

"Naturally, it is the thousand-year-old zombie that Taoist Xu thinks about every day, the method of longevity."

"Heh, how can I believe that you really caught the zombie?" Xu Ze looked at Ye Huaijin suspiciously.

Ye Huaijin smiled frivolously, and described all the clothes Qing Wan wore that day, and also took out the cloak that Qing Wan changed that day from the carriage.

When Xu Ze saw Qing Wan's black cloak, the light of desire flashed in his pupils.

"Daoist Xu believes it now, so if you want to cooperate directly with me, you still want me~" Ye Huaijin threatened Xu Ze's head with the muzzle of the gun: "One shot kills you, and no one will get immortality Method."

Xu Ze looked at Ye Huaijin. He had never paid attention to this adjutant before, but now he did not expect to fall into this person's hands. He has been around for so many years, and his ability to judge people is not bad. Ye Huaijin just raised the gun to his head. It is absolutely true.Xu Ze rolled his eyes and said, "Of course I choose us to cooperate, but if I tell you, I'm not guaranteed to survive."

The carriage drove to a remote place, and Ye Huaijin knew that Xu Ze was still thinking of detouring with him, so she sneered and said, "Don't bargain with me, I have only so much patience." After speaking, the safety on the gun clicked open .

Xu Ze's head was covered with cold sweat, but he still said with a firm mouth: "At worst, you will kill me. I'm still not sure whether you are the best partner or not."

boom!Ye Huaijin hit Xu Ze directly on the thigh with a gun. "Does Taoist Xu believe in this? I don't lose any longevity, but Taoist Xu seems to have been looking for it for many years."

Xu Ze let out a muffled snort, the pain in his legs stimulated every nerve in him, Xu Ze has lived for a hundred years relying on Taoism, and he regretted his life.Now that I can't bargain with Ye Huaijin, I can only talk half-truths about the imperial tomb, just to erase the fact that zombies can refine the elixir of immortality, and use the fact that zombies can enter the imperial tomb to restrain the puppet formation in the imperial tomb Excuse.Xu Ze thought to himself, after a group of people entered the imperial mausoleum, he would use methods to kill these reckless people.

Ye Huaijin shook the jade pendant in front of Xu Ze's eyes and said, "You mean this jade pendant can open the entrance of the imperial mausoleum? And it belongs to the beloved woman of the first emperor?"

Xu Ze lost a lot of blood from his thigh, and his face was already pale. He could only speak out with a hoarse voice, "Yes, but only the descendants of my Xu family can know how to open it."

Ye Huaijin bandaged Xu Ze's leg wound briefly, looked at the pattern on the jade pendant and asked, "What do the patterns on it mean?" Because the two pieces of jade pendant with defects were put together, the pattern on this pendant seemed to become one. Convoluted fonts.

"Wan, this is a character from the Warring States Period, and it should be the maid's nickname." Xu Ze answered directly to such a small question.

Ye Huaijin frowned slightly and asked, "Smiling Wan?"

"Well. If Adjutant Ye still wants us to cooperate, you'd better find a doctor for me quickly, otherwise we won't be able to enter the imperial tomb." Xu Ze moved his fingers with difficulty to press the bleeding part.

Ye Huaijin's eyes darkened, and the corner of her mouth smiled slightly, "Goodbye." His words were accompanied by a bang, and Xu Ze's head instantly burst into blood.Xu Ze's eyeballs popped out, and he looked at Ye Huaijin in disbelief. He didn't expect that Ye Huaijin's intention was to kill him, and he didn't expect that someone would refuse the temptation of longevity.

Da Da's carriage was still moving forward, Ye Huaijin gave a signal to the confidant who was driving, and the carriage immediately turned to drive to Adjutant Zhang's home.

The cronies threw Xu Ze's body into the ancient well in Adjutant Zhang's house, and left some blood stains beside the well, so that the commander-in-chief could investigate later.Ye Huaijin entered Adjutant Zhang's study with a cat waist, imitating Adjutant Zhang's handwriting and had already written a letter to contact the warlords in the north.

Waiting for Ye Huaijin to tidy up everything and return to Ye's house, as soon as she entered the inner courtyard, she saw Qing Wan bouncing around in the courtyard.

After Qing Guan got up in the morning, she drove out all the servants who were sweeping the yard. She stood in the yard practicing Taoism, trying to make her body clean as soon as possible.She was practicing Taoism when she saw Ye Huaijin walking in. She couldn't help but want to trot forward, but her reason restrained her from standing there with a cold look on her small face.

Ye Huaijin was amused by Qing Wan's arrogant expression, so what about Changsheng and Huangling, as for Shihuang's lover, get out of here!None of this has anything to do with his Wanwan, so what if his Wanwan is that maidservant, Shihuang has been dead for so many years, and now he has the guts to turn into a zombie and rob him, let's see if he can beat him.

"I'm back so early." Qing Wan said calmly with a puffy face, but her eyes kept glancing at Ye Huaijin.

Ye Huaijin calmed down a bit, took out the missing jade pendant from her pocket with a smile, and shook it in front of Qing Guan, while he stuffed the other jade pendant into his arms.Qing Wan's eyes were immediately attracted by the jade pendant, she reached out to get the jade pendant, but Ye Huaijin wanted to tease her by holding the jade pendant so high that even Qing Guan couldn't get it.

Qing Wan glared at Ye Huaijin, and flew straight to get the jade pendant.

Seeing that the jade pendant was taken away by Qing Wan, Ye Huaijin sighed: "Why did you get it without thanking me? It's really ruthless."

"Hmph!" Qing Wan put the jade pendant back on her neck, cast a charming glance at Ye Huaijin and asked, "Where's that stinky Taoist priest?"

"Being killed by me, you don't have to worry about it in the future, and the commander-in-chief won't live long." Ye Huaijin stroked Qing Wan's hair in her hands, smiling warmly.

"Without that smelly Taoist priest, I can kill everyone in the Marshal's mansion now."

"I know, it's just that the military horse under the command of the commander wants me to take care of it slowly. Leave these things to me. You just need to be by my side. I will help you kill those people you hate."

Qing Wan turned her head awkwardly, she didn't want Ye Huaijin to help with these things.She spent her soul to come back here, but in the end she still couldn't help Ye Huaijin.

Ye Huaijin saw Qing Wan's loss, he hugged Qing Wan from behind, leaned his head on Qing Wan's neck and asked: "What's wrong? Didn't you get the jade pendant?"

"You don't need me to help you." Qing Wan was sullen.

"No." Ye Huaijin turned Qing Wan over with a smile, and said face to face: "It is the happiest thing in my life that you are by my side. I will teach you what you can do for me in the future."

"Then what do you want me to do for you?"

Ye Huaijin bit Qing Wan's ear and said with a smile: "Help me housekeeper, how about being my wife?"

Qing Wan leaned on Ye Huaijin's chest, blushed and nodded, humming softly.

When Ye Huaijin and Qing Wan were so tender and affectionate, news came from the soldiers outside, and the commander asked all the adjutants to gather together.Ye Huaijin kissed Qing Wan's forehead and said with a smile, "When I come back, we will have dinner together tonight."

In the Marshal's mansion, the Marshal discovered that Xu Ze was missing, and also found a broken tassel in the room. At this time, the servants also found the body of the fourth concubine in the side courtyard.The marshal tortured the fourth aunt's maid in anger, and learned from her that the fourth aunt had fornicated Adjutant Zhang.

While waiting for the Marshal to lead his troops to Adjutant Zhang's yard, Adjutant Zhang was still playing group games with his aunts and wives. Adjutant Zhang saw the Marshal hurriedly picked up his clothes and staggered up from the bed.

The commander directly had someone tie up Adjutant Zhang, and Ye Huaijin picked up Adjutant Zhang's clothes, deliberately letting the commander see the missing tassels on the clothes.Other soldiers also found Xu Ze's body in the ancient well in Adjutant Zhang's inner courtyard, as well as the letters in the study to unite the warlords going north.

Chen Zongyi was also dazzled by anger. He didn't listen to Adjutant Zhang's explanation, and directly shot Adjutant Zhang in the head. He was a handsome man, but he was cheated by an adjutant, and he dared to ruin his dream of longevity. , the Taoist priests he spent so much time finding, and the pills he had accumulated were all in vain.

"Marshal, since Adjutant Zhang has united with the Beishang warlords, maybe the Beishang warlords are now eyeing us in Yunnan." Ye Huaijin didn't need to speak at this time, other adjutants would have thought of this. They have lived in Yunnan for many years and are used to being pampered Now some people are thinking about this land, which means they want to overthrow their lair.

"The zombie that Daoist Xu said is still missing. I've heard rumors about a few beggars, and I have some clues about that zombie." Ye Huaijin interrupted at this moment.

After the commander heard the word longevity, he immediately asked Ye Huaijin sternly: "Adjutant Ye is right?"

"Of course, it's just that Adjutant Zhang has united with the warlords going north. Maybe they also sneaked into Yunbei to find longevity."

"Oh!" Chen Zongyi snorted coldly, "Just a bad old man from the north dared to rob me, Li Xian, you go to assemble the army, it seems that the previous rumors were also spread by Adjutant Zhang, and he wanted to deliberately please me in front of me." , I don’t know how many times I have hit my army’s idea. After attacking Beishang in three days, the commander wants to see who is seriously ill and dying!”

"Yes, sir."

"By the way, Adjutant Ye is looking for that zombie for me in Yunbei for the time being. The law of longevity must not fall into the hands of that bad old man."

"Yes!" Ye Huaijin lowered his head and smiled, finally he was going to attack Beishang, and the fertile land of Yunbei was finally in his hands.

At the beginning of the 12th year of the Republic of China, the general of Yunnan Province attacked Beishang, and the food and grass were not enough, and the whole army was wiped out.The power in Yunnan was controlled by Ye Huaijin, Chen Zongyi's adjutant, and there were even rumors in Yunnan that when Ye Huaijin occupied Yunnan, he was helped by God, and the heavens sent lightning to kill many rebel soldiers. The people in Yunnan didn't care about who controlled it. Military power, but he firmly believes in the rumor that Ye Huaijin has God's help, and the hearts of the people are even more supportive.

In the 12th year of the Republic of China, Ye Huaijin took control of Yunnan and got married. In order to accumulate virtue with the same people, she opened a soup kitchen for several days and distributed all the gold and silver obtained from the Marshal's Mansion to the refugees.

The bright red dragon and phoenix candles were burning in the air. Ye Huaijin opened the door drunk and looked at Qing Wan who was sitting by the bed. Because the couple were not allowed to see each other before the wedding, he hadn't seen his Wan Wan for a few days.

Ye Huaijin lifted the hijab with a jade scale, Qingwan looked at Ye Huaijin shyly and timidly with tenderness in her eyes.

Ye Huaijin looked at Qing Guan's attire, a scarlet wedding gown, embroidered with a phoenix spreading its wings, her hair was combed into a bun, and she wore a gold and jade pendant.His eyes were in a trance for a while, and a man wearing a dragon robe appeared in his mind, who put a phoenix robe on a woman similar to Guanwan, and let her lie in the jade coffin.

"Husband?" Qing Wan called out to Ye Huaijin.

Ye Huaijin shook her head, put aside the trance just now, looked at Qing Wan again and smiled happily, he took Qing Wan's hand, and swept the curtain.The overwhelming red covered the spring inside, Ye Huaijin didn't have many emotions in his life, only Qingwan was his different thoughts, and at this moment he finally got his wish.

Marriage of two surnames, a treaty.

A good relationship lasts forever, matching the same name.

Look at the peach blossoms burning this day, it's IKEA.

It is predicted that the melons in the year will be continuous, and Erchang Erchi.

Ye Huaijin's theater troupe sang outside to bless the couple.

Qing Wan did not use Taoism to prolong Ye Huaijin's life, but accompanied Ye Huaijin to the old age, and his soul returned to the dark space. The man in white seemed to have been waiting inside for a long time. Seeing Qing Wan's return, he smiled and said, "The wish is fulfilled." , why do you still have doubts?"

"I'm obviously a zombie, why do I still love him?"

The man in white chuckled, and opened up a picture with his sleeves: "Ye Huaijin was originally the reincarnation of the first emperor, and your predecessor was the woman who fell in love with the first emperor. Because you escaped from the imperial tomb, you were discovered by a Taoist priest and sealed in the palace." In the back mountain of Qingyun Temple. Your love for him is probably due to the residual memory, while his love for you is persistence."

After reading the past memories, Qing Wan smiled.

In fact, no matter what the reason was, she knew he loved her.

The man in white dispersed Qing Wan's soul into light spots to supplement himself, and the figure that was about to disappear gradually became fuller.

"Master?" The waiter called the man in white on his shoulder.

The man in white smiled and said, "After waiting for so long, I can finally find Ningning."

The author has something to say: ah, ah, it's finally over, I wrote [-] words, so tired, ah, ah, ah.