Hundred Ghosts

Lin Zi lay on the quilt and refused to look up, so He Huai could only continue to say, "It's okay, I won't tell others, can you rest early?"

Lin Zi rolled up the quilt and closed her eyes with her back to him.

"Hey, leave some quilts for me!"

Lin Zi's sleeping position was really not good-looking, he kicked He Huai several times, and He Huai was so angry that he took him into his arms and held his hands and feet to sleep, but this sleeping position was very uncomfortable, and it was impossible to fall asleep.

Anyway, to him, sleeping is just to pass the long night, he doesn't really need to rest, He Huai sighed, lying on the bed thinking about when it will be dawn.

When the little guy wakes up, he must add fuel and vinegar to tell him a meal.

In the middle of the night, everything was silent, and suddenly there was a cry of a baby, "Wow...Wow..."

He Huai pricked up his ears to listen, it was not a hallucination, there was really a baby crying!

Slowly pulling out the arm that served as a pillow for Lin Zi from under the back of his neck, gently pulled up the quilt to wrap him up, He Huai quickly put on his clothes, carefully pushed the door open and squeezed out, towards the direction of the crying baby run.

The young master was crying again in the middle of the night, and the nanny Li was so sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes, but she had to pick him up and wander around the house, "Be careful! Little baby! Don't cry, look, eyes I’m all swollen from crying, but the nanny’s heart hurts to death, ouch—how wronged is this? Do you want to pee? Or are you hungry? Do you want to breastfeed?”

The little baby didn't buy it at all, howling heart-piercingly.

He Huai quietly pushed open the door, and a strange man suddenly came in and jumped the young nanny with big breasts and big buttocks. In an instant, the front of her chest was tightly covered, and she took a few steps back with the baby in her arms, and asked him cautiously, "" Who are you?"

"Your master's guest."

"Since you are a guest, what are you doing here if you don't go to the guest room and fall asleep?"

"I heard a baby crying here."

"You heard wrong."

"I……"

The little baby is still grinning and crying, aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open?

The finely crafted cradle suddenly started to shake by itself, and the rattles on it rang loudly, causing inexplicable panic in the quiet and dim room.

The nanny shivered, and summoned up her courage to say, "Get out, or I'll call for help!"

He Huai glanced at the two little ghosts who were enjoying themselves on the cradle, and said, "Did you hear that? Get out of here, or she will call for help."

The two kid ghosts made funny faces at him and jumped on the bed even more happily.

He Huai gritted his teeth and stroked his sleeves, this little bastard really owed a lesson, he had to slap their butts swollen!

Seeing that he was about to hit the child, the child climbed down from the cradle with a shrill smile and hid behind the nanny. As soon as they approached, the baby started howling again in fright.

He Huai aggressively chased after him.

It was scary enough for a strong man to suddenly break into him in the middle of the night. Seeing that he was still pushing towards her, the nanny was frightened and said incoherently, "Don't come here... I'm a man with a family..."

He Huai felt baffled, how could he catch that child ghost if he didn't come here? What does it matter to him if she has a family?

"No."

The nanny was angry at her dantian, "Help me! Someone molested me!"

Her voice was so loud that even people and ghosts were stunned for a moment.

He Huai, who was pointed at by more than a dozen sticks, was at a loss for a moment, "I'm not, I didn't..."

"Will... He Huai?" Lin Zi who came over heard the sound, holding the threshold, dumbfounded.

The rich and fat businessman hated iron for being weak, "I didn't expect you to be such a little fairy!"

"Don't get me wrong! I'm here to catch ghosts." He Huai pointed to the two children who hiccupped with laughter.

Except for Lin Zi, no one else could see Xiao Ergui, and stared at him with a look of "Are you kidding me?"

Lin Zi believed in him, a person who could call each other "big brothers" with a chivalrous woman, an oiran, and a princess would not be able to look up to an ordinary nanny.

"You misunderstood him, there is really a ghost in this house." Lin Zi walked in, sat next to the cradle, rocked the cradle with one hand, and picked up the rattle drum with the other to spin it.

Seeing the fun, Xiaoergui clapped his hands and grinned "hahaha", ran over to sit in the cradle and competed for the rattle in Lin Zi's hand.

Lin Zi let go, but the cradle was still moving, and the sound of the wind chime became louder and louder. For a moment, everyone in the room was terrified.

As soon as they left, the little baby stopped crying and fell asleep on the nurse,

The two little ghosts looked at the babies, and opened their hands for Lin Zi to hold them. Lin Zi hugged one in each hand, and lifted them up like a nurse, letting them rest on his shoulders.

The boy made a gesture of hugging the child. There was nothing in his arms, but the clothes on his chest, sleeves, and shoulders had pressure marks.

"Does your young master always stay awake in the middle of the night and only know how to cry? But he is neither hungry nor peeing, and he will be fine at dawn? And he is often sick?"

The nanny who was suffering from it nodded desperately, "That's right, the young master is really the most noisy child I have ever brought up at night."

Lin Zi put the two little ghosts on the bed, and continued rocking the cradle to tease them, "That's it, these two kids are too naughty."

The rich merchant took a deep breath, "Master Daoist, what should I do? If Master Daoist can save my son, I will thank you with a lot of money."

Lin Zi's eyes lit up, "Really?"

"really."

"How many?"

He stretched out a finger, "1 taels."

"Send it to the Taoist temple on the east side of the capital."

"it is good."

Lin Zi was extremely satisfied. His master and brother were getting older, and with these 1 taels, they didn't need to go out for several years.

"This child ghost is a little troublesome. Most of the child ghosts are children who died halfway. Children, regardless of good and evil, may just think your child is cute and want to turn him into a companion."

The rich merchant was furious, "I don't want to! Can the Taoist priest get rid of them? I'm just such a son..."

He Huai looked at the child, turned his eyes around his face again, touched his chin and asked, "Is this your son?"

"Of course! Cute, isn't it?"

He Huai nodded, "I thought it was your grandson."

The rich businessman stared, "Little fairy, you have bad eyesight, I'm only 25!"

Lin Zi didn't dare to speak after hearing this, he also thought that child was his grandson...

He Huai dared to say, "Then you look too old, right? I thought you were 52..."

Fearing that the 1 taels promised by the rich businessman would be ruined, Lin Zi immediately covered his mouth and continued the topic just now. He sighed heavily, "Little ghosts move very fast and their actions are unpredictable. It is very difficult to catch them."

"Don't hesitate to do it! If you can stop them from harassing my son..." He gritted his teeth, "I can add another 1 taels!"

Lin Zi immediately changed the subject, and said lightly, "But if you hang seven red lanterns in this room tomorrow, they won't come."

The wealthy businessman was dumbfounded, "So simple?"

Seven red lanterns cost him 2 taels?His money is so easy to cheat?

Lin Zi looked sincerely, "That's right."

"No, Daoist, shouldn't you make a method to destroy them?"

He Huai picked up a baby ghost and teased it with a rattle, "They were also poor dolls when they were alive, and you have children yourself, why bother killing them all, they like this thing, you just burn the corner of the wall to them tomorrow, children are easy to coax. "

"Okay, okay!" The rich businessman nodded hurriedly, stepped out and brought it back, "Little fairy, what do you like? I'll bring it here for you too?"

The goblin said that he didn't like anything and just asked for a different title.

The old monster is fine.

Lin Zi was actually quite curious why the rich businessman was called He Huai, the little goblin...

Just as he wondered if He Huai was his fellow student.

If he was just a simple general, why would he "shrink the ground into an inch", why the hell did he take it so calmly.

And did he spray aphrodisiacs on his body last night...

Lin Zi thought indiscriminately, sneaking glances at him.

"What are you looking at, let's go, go back to sleep." He Huai put the two baby ghosts into the cradle, pushed them twice to let them play by themselves, and walked out with Lin Zi in one hand. "It's gone. Why should I go? I'm going back tomorrow."

After returning, the vice general will approve his death.

"Ah? Go back? All right." The wealthy businessman asked him courteously, "What do you think of your home? Do you need to change the land?"

After serious thinking, He Huai said, "No need, the land is quite suitable for me, and the soil is also good, but the flowerpot is a bit small and needs to be replaced."

When the locust tree grows up, the roots will be very long, and such a small flowerpot cannot hold it.

"Okay, okay." The rich merchant asked again, "Then when will you come out again after you go back?"

"It depends on your mood." He Huai thought for a while, "Remember to move out more to bask in the sun."

On the way back to the room, the more Lin Zi thought about it, the more amusing he became. Did the rich businessman regard He Huai as a monster?

"How did you meet him?"

"Who?"

"Wealthy businessman."

He used his locust tree seedlings.

"It's nothing, when using 'Shrink the ground into an inch', I accidentally shrunk into his backyard and damaged his locust sapling. I was afraid that he would make me pay for it, so I said I was a locust sapling."

Unexpectedly, the truth was like this, Lin Zi suppressed a smile, "So he called you a little fairy?"

"It's disgusting to be yelled at by his greasy uncle..."

He looked at Lin Zi and blinked, and he had an idea, "By the way, you have to speak for me tomorrow."

"say what?"

"Just say you pulled me out by force."

"...I don't take the blame."

"..."

Fearing that the wealthy businessman would make him act like a living tree, He Huai pulled Lin Zi up early the next morning and sneaked away.

The good-looking horse they rode was still in the manger of the inn. The proprietress never forgot He Huai's face, and insisted on guarding the door and waiting for him regardless of the boss's resentful face.

Seeing this posture, He Huai's scalp became numb, and he hurriedly dragged Lin Zi in through the back door, led the horse and ran away.

It was already bright when we got outside the city, and it might be another day when we go back, so we had a delicious breakfast.

There was only one seat left at the breakfast stand, and the two of them sat on it and it happened to be full, and a few nearby guests talked about the latest strange things while eating.

One of them caught Lin Zi's attention.

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