Hundred Ghosts

"This is a problem." He thought for a while, "Okay, I'll talk to the village chief first."

"it is good."

The village chief was also mad about the lack of water in the village. Although the water source in the whole village is still quite sufficient, it is not a way to go to collect water every day. It was so convenient to get water directly from the well before.

He immediately agreed, and even said harshly, "No problem, as long as it rains in the village, digging my ancestral grave is fine!"

He Huai followed the group of people, and everyone suffered from the drought, and there were fires and wood everywhere.

When he came to the cemetery, He Huai took a glance and asked the village chief, "Are you sure all the cemeteries are here?"

The village head said categorically, "The graves of the past ten years are willing to be here. Everyone has to go up the mountain to cut firewood. If the graves are piled up casually, what if everyone is scared? Anyway, they were neighbors before they were alive, and they lived together as neighbors after death. !"

"The village head is so wise!" He Huai gave a thumbs up, "Then everyone, look around to see which grave has water, and please be more rational, no matter whose ancestors are buried in that grave , must be dug out and burned!"

"Yes!" The village was not satisfied that He Huai took his lines, and continued loudly, "This is too much! It's too shameless and selfish to take everyone's water into its house! It must be disposed of! "

He Huai applauded from the sidelines.

Soon, the tomb where the water seeped was found. It was not the ancestor of anyone present, but the tomb of a widow.

"Isn't this the grave of Mrs. Qian?" The village recognized the owner of the grave.

She was a poor woman when she was alive. Her husband left her early. She lived in this village with her children. She worked hard and did not mess around with other men. She got along well with other women in the village.

The only thing is bad, she dotes on her son too much, she always feels that she owes her son to death, her son is not sensible, and he is addicted to gambling, how much does she want when he comes back all day, how much savings can she have in a widow's family? The things at home were almost sold, and there was really nothing to sell. Her son was still gambling and was beaten to death in the end.

When she heard that her son had died, she hanged herself. Her body was buried with the help of neighbors.

The village head squatted in front of the grave, muttering, "Sister Qian, I'm sorry, as you have seen, you have taken away all the water in our village. It hasn't rained for several years, so there is nothing we can do about it! "

After finishing speaking, he motioned for the person with the shovel to come forward, "Go ahead and dig, Mrs. Qian was a good person before she was alive, so she will definitely not blame us!"

The two men with shovels stepped forward hesitantly, and dug up one after another. The more they dug down, the more water there was, and they soon went to see the coffin.

The coffin was already half-rotted, and the corpse inside could be seen. Although it was human-like, it was not rotten. It was soaked in the already ugly water, and it looked a little disgusting.

"Well, we've already dug up the corpse, you can do the rest..." The boy who dug the grave looked pale, as if he was about to vomit at any time.

"Okay... Well, who wants to move the corpse?"

He Huai glanced at it, and felt a little disgusted, "Forget it, don't move it, it's better to get more firewood and throw it in and burn it."

The villagers who took a step back collectively agreed, and quickly went home to bring a handful of firewood, and some brought oil. The firewood filled the grave, and even piled some out, and then poured oil on it. Take a match and it will burn instantly.

After burning for a while, an unpleasant smell filled the air, and the group of people dispersed. The fire did not stop until night. In addition to the dark burrow, there was a pile of charcoal ash that might be mixed with ashes. Nothing else.

"Okay, let's bury this soil again."

While they were filling the soil, He Huai said, "This drought mango is also graded. Fortunately, we discovered it early. It is just an ordinary drought mango. The harm can only harm a place as big as your village. If ten years later, this Within a radius of ten miles, there will never be a single drop of water, and if it exists for a hundred years, it will not rain in a radius of a hundred miles."

"Hey, don't talk so much, I said, will it really rain here?"

He Huai patted his chest and promised, "It will be May soon, and it will rain every day. Don't even think about drying your clothes."

"If it rains, I'd rather wear wet clothes every day!"

"What if it doesn't rain?"

It's not raining?

How does he know this?

Anyway, this is what Lin Zi said, and everything Lin Zi said is correct.

"Anyway, it will definitely rain! Don't worry!" He Huai said firmly, "If it doesn't rain, why don't you shave my hair?"

A tree without leaves is the most shameful, and this is the most terrible punishment he can think of.

But these human beings didn't appreciate it. One of them was black-eyed, "Cut, what do we want your hair for? How about cutting off the roots of your descendants if it doesn't rain?"

Everyone in the room was stunned when they heard this, thinking that this guy is too wicked!

However, He Huai agreed very readily, "No problem."

He has so many roots that even he himself doesn't know what a descendant's root is. If it really doesn't rain then, it doesn't matter if they cut one off.

The village gave him a thumbs up with full of admiration.

"You are ruthless enough, I believe you!"

"Hey, why do you trust me? In fact, I'm a nice person, not cruel at all!"

"Okay, okay, I can tell." A group of people went home after laughing, and the village chief walked him all the way to the door, "Hey, you live here?"

He saw a young man sitting at the door. He looked a little thin and his complexion was not very good. As soon as this guy saw him, he sat beside him and asked questions.

"Yes, but we'll be leaving in a few days."

"No, you're leaving, what if it doesn't rain here?"

I want to see you chop off the roots of your descendants...

Lin Zi said softly, "Don't worry, I've done the math, it will definitely rain within three days."

That guy He Huai was still asking him, "What did you eat for lunch? Have you eaten for dinner? Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something more?"

"I drank chicken soup at noon. I haven't eaten dinner yet. I'm waiting for you to come back. I'm not too hungry. I should eat later." Lin Zi patiently answered all the questions one by one.

For some reason, the village chief felt that he had been shown off.

The hostess wiped her hands with a rag and interjected, "Isn't that right? I didn't eat as well as him when I was in confinement. By the way, the money you gave yesterday was a bit too much. I let the head of the house go to the city this morning." I bought some tonics and mutton, and the stew will be ready soon, Lin Zi, you can’t eat meat now, you can drink more soup, and eat something good when your health is better.”

"Thank you, big sister!" He Huai almost kowtowed to her.

On the first day, the village chief looked at the sky outside, the sun was shining brightly, and it was warm

You can wear unlined clothes. The next day, it was still very warm, but in the evening, a strong wind suddenly blew up, and big raindrops fell on this long-lost land.

Their cheers could be heard until midnight.

He Huai breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "It's really great, I don't have to cut off the roots of my descendants!"

Lin Zi thought he heard it wrong, "What did you say? Say it again?"

"I said there is no need to chop off the roots of descendants!"

Lin Zi stammered and asked, "You...why are you chopping off your descendants?"

"I bet them, if it doesn't rain, I'll cut off the roots of my descendants."

Lin Zi almost held his breath, "Thank God..."

"However, in fact, I also really want to know which root is the descendant's root," He Huai said, "Although cutting off one of my roots won't affect me, it's better not to cut it off."

At this time, Lin Zi finally understood that he was thinking too much, it turned out that this guy didn't even know what descendants were.

"Okay, but in the future, bet, don't make fun of your descendants." Lin Zi reminded.

"Why? Do you know that descendants are very important to me?"

"It's very important..." Lin Zi said awkwardly, "So in the future, don't bet with others like this again."

"Then you first tell me where the descendants are rooted." He Huai was indomitable.

"Ah? This..." Lin Zi glanced down, "Between your legs..."

"Isn't this called Xiaoji... Ugh!" Lin Zi quickly covered his mouth with his hand, "Don't say it!"

"why?"

The husband and wife are happily watching the rain and haven't slept yet. If they hear it, why don't they drive them out!

"Anyway, that's it. You don't want to bet it with others in the future, you know?"

"OK then."

It had been raining for several days and it didn't stop. The villagers said that everyone in the village really had to wear wet clothes. They joked with each other that Mrs. Qian was too generous and paid back all the rainwater owed to them at once. come over.

However, it rained a lot, and finally there was greenery in the village. The most angry ones were those women, whose clothes could not be dried, but there were a lot of clothes to be changed. It's no use hitting him when he comes back covered in mud, it's still the same tomorrow.

After going in and drinking soup for two or three days, Lin Zi suffered a lot from it. It was a trivial matter to get nauseated, but it was really embarrassing to run to the toilet all the time. Fortunately, he could eat hard food now, and he could not be too happy to chew on rice.

Now that his body has almost recovered, the two of them should also leave this place, and prepare to pay a few taels of silver when the master comes back, after all, he is really indebted to his care.

It's just that I didn't expect to see him again, but it was in the medical hall.

In the evening, his daughter-in-law rushed home in a hurry, and while packing things, she said to them, "Master, he was struck by lightning and has been sent to the hospital. I have to accompany him. See if there is anything you want to eat." Do it yourself."

There are still tears on the face.

Of course, the two of them had to follow, but fortunately he was not seriously injured, even his eyebrows were burned off, his hair was almost burned, and his left hand was bandaged, so he didn't know what was going on, but he comforted his wife in turn. .

"Hey, Xiaocui, don't cry, eyebrow hair can grow back, you see you used to shave your eyebrows to draw eyebrows, didn't you shave your eyebrows back then, hehe, I really wanted to laugh at that time Yes, but I dare not. If you want to laugh, you can laugh, laughing is better than crying." He babbled a lot and then swore to his wife, "Xiao Cui, you have to believe me, I have done something bad! God, it hacked the wrong person!"

Xiaocui from his family cried out of breath holding him, "Yes, Mr. Xiang is the best! God has killed a good man."

The two of them, Lin Zi and He Huai, didn't know what to say.

Lin Zi said, "Well, it's good that you are fine, we should go, these days, thank you for taking care of me, this is some silver taels, not a respect."

"Hey, why don't you leave after paying so much? Are you going to do business? At least you have to stay for another ten days and a half month?" He grabbed Lin Zi's sleeve and said to his wife, "Stop them, Don't let them go, I caught several fat snakes today, and I'm preparing to make soup for them, no, you guys can give them a try."

"It must be fresh." Lin Zi put the money on the table, "Then let's bother for another night."

"It's okay to bother you for ten nights. Let's go, daughter-in-law, wait for me to bandage up. Let's go home and eat snake soup."

The snake soup stewed by his daughter-in-law was really delicious, but Lin Zi couldn't get used to the taste, so he put down his chopsticks after a couple of mouthfuls.

He ate very happily when he arrived, and he ate very quickly with one hand. After he was full, he burped, and said regretfully, "It's delicious, but the amount is too small. Hey, let me tell you, in fact, I ate it today. I caught six snakes, but I don’t know what caught three of them, I might want to chase them, and then we were struck by lightning!”

Lin Zi frowned, realizing that this matter might not be easy, so he asked him, "What does that monster look like?"

"It just has a pair of big wings, looks like an ape, the lips are as red as my Xiaocui's lip balm, there are big blue horns on her head, and blue wings, a big tail, and a stick in her hand, robbed me The thing ran away, but I was struck by lightning when I wanted to chase it. If you say you are not angry, did the thief God strike the wrong person?"

"I don't think it should be, and I can't blame God." Lin Zi said, "Because the monster you chased was the one who hacked you."

"What?"

"The guy you're chasing is a reggae, with a head like an ape or a pig, and some bears, with lips like cinnabar, eyes like mirrors, long horns on the top of his head, blue all over his body, blue fleshy wings on his back, hands and feet But it is yellow and has a long tail. Reggae sometimes holds an ax and sometimes a stick, and often appears in the air accompanied by the sound of thunder, and can guide thunder and lightning to hurt people. Moreover, it likes to eat snakes."

"He robs me if he likes it? And chops me up?"

He Huai said, "The thinking of this ghost can be measured by people, as long as the goal is achieved."

Lin Zi rubbed his chin, "I think it must have been raining too much recently, the weather is warm, and there are a lot of snakes and insects, so I recruited it here."

"Then is there a solution? Whatever the hell it is, just give it a good beating!"

"Its weak point is the ass/butt and wings, if hit, it falls to the ground and is at your mercy."

"Is it that simple?"

"Or do you want to fight with it for a while longer?"

He was gearing up, "It's time to take out my arrow, you guys wait for two more days, I'll shoot it from the sky, and let Xiaocui make soup for us... By the way, can this thing be eaten?"

"It's best not to," Lin Zi shook his head, "No one has eaten this stuff, and they don't know what will happen if they eat it, so it's better not to try it, just teach it a lesson, it knows it won't come if it's afraid here."

"But I'm not reconciled!"

"Then you might as well find a rope and tie it around its neck, and let it catch the snake and pay you."

"Hey, that's a good idea!"

That night, he found out everything about his bow and arrow, and vowed that he would shoot it down the next time he encountered it, and Lin Zi could only say, "Come on."

Then it cleared up the next day.

He stomped his feet angrily. His wife was very good at comforting people, saying that the reggae must have heard what he said and left in fright. The weather is so nice now that I can finally take out the quilts and clothes at home and hang them to dry up.

He was really easy to coax, he immediately thought that he brought the sunny day, He Huai secretly said that he was cute and stupid, Lin Zi said that if he liked someone, he would believe anything he said.

The weather cleared up, and I bid farewell to the couple. The two of them can finally go on their way. Seeing that the geographical conditions here are not much different from the capital city, it must not be far away. Now that they have money, they can go to the city first. Buy a carriage and drive slowly.

He Huai said that he would take him to the manor in his legend, the place was in good condition, if Lin Zi liked it, he would go back and move his own body there, and spend the rest of his life there with Lin Zi.

Then, wait for his next reincarnation.

The author has something to say: the third update... go to sleep...

Are these two chapters thick and long...