Hundred Ghosts

A group of people laughed, "That ghost must be eating shit!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lin Zi frowned when he heard that, these people really are not afraid of retribution for blaspheming ghosts and gods so much?

He turned his chair, faced them and said, "It is recommended not to say such words, disrespect to ghosts and gods will not end well."

"It's okay, we don't believe this!"

……Fine.

Lin Zi turned back depressed.

He Huai's snickering face has not been retracted, but he glared at him angrily. This child has red phoenix eyes, but it is a little bit round, and the stare is quite reproachful, which makes He Huai feel itchy.

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh anymore, I don't laugh anymore haha..."

Lin Zi: "..."

Stop playing around with him, Lin Zi waved to the boss, "Boss, can you come over and sit down?"

"What's the matter with being objective?"

"Just to talk to you about what you saw last night." Lin Zi pulled a stool for him to sit down.

Finally someone believed his words, the boss was very happy sitting on the chair, "You believe my words? Huh, I think this is my own dream."

Lin Zi shook his head and said, "This is not a dream, you remember it so clearly, it should have happened in reality."

"Yes... is it?"

Lin Zi said, "Well, let me introduce you to a kind of ghost."

"I'm still busy here, what a ghost story to listen to, what if I can't sleep at night..."

Lin Zi said, "Don't think too much, this is not a ghost story."

The boss wanted to refuse at first, but after seeing the posture of the man behind him raising his fist, he was timid again. He couldn't leave until he finished speaking. Anyway, there are no guests coming for the time being, so it doesn't hurt to listen to him.

"Then tell me."

"There is a kind of ghost called toilet ghost..."

"Do you like to eat/poop?"

Lin Zi: "..."

Shut up you!

"No, this is a kind of annoying ghost, always hiding in the toilet secretly, watching people in it for convenience."

"are you crazy!"

"The toilet ghost has a variety of appearances. The toilet ghost in "Zen Yi Ji" has a square face, red eyes, and a shining body; the toilet ghost in "Ji Wen" is as big as a pig, with a tiger nose and pig teeth, and a purple and colorful complexion. ; in "You Ming Lu", in "Shu Yi Zhi", it looks like Kunlun, with yellow eyes, naked and without clothes... I wonder what kind of shape you saw last night?"

Now he understood what Lin Zi meant.

"Yesterday... Is that what I saw last night?"

"Correct."

"I...it's too dark, I didn't see it clearly, and I don't know...I saw a toilet ghost, won't I die?"

"Not for the time being." Lin Zi could only offer psychological comfort.

"What is temporary? Long-term?"

It will be a long time.

Lin Zi said euphemistically, "People have to die, we can't blame ghosts and gods for everything."

"Could it be me... am I really going to die?"

Lin Zi looked at him who was trembling with pity, "The toilet ghost doesn't hurt people by itself, it only warns people, and usually tells you how long you can live."

"It said I only had three months to live."

"Then you'd better prepare your funeral ahead of time, the ghost's prophecy will never be false."

He covered his face and said mournfully, "But my body is so strong, I can live for 30 years without any problem!"

"Human life can't just depend on this." Lin Zi glanced at him and said softly, "Look at those children, their lives are as delicate as flowers, and there are still a few decades and half a year for him to squander, but really It can guarantee that he can live to be the youngest? Drowning in water, carried away by wolves, and kidnapped by human traffickers are countless. Fate is something that cannot be seen through.”

"so what should I do?"

"Just do whatever you want. I suggest you go back to eat and drink well, explain your funeral, and then go out more..."

The eavesdropper next to him was unhappy, and slapped the table and yelled at Lin Zi, "Old Tang, don't listen to him! This kid is talking nonsense, you look healthier than me, and you will definitely be able to live for 30 years."

He suddenly realized, and glared at Lin Zi angrily, "Yes, if it's your kid talking nonsense to scare me, why should I trust you?"

Lin Zi: "..."

"Then there's no other way. This kind of thing is a matter of belief or not. If you don't want to believe it, forget it." Lin Zi didn't talk to him too much. In fact, this is also human nature. Be partial to what is beneficial to you, but also half-believing in what is not good for you.

He Huai put the money on the table, "That's it, believe it or not, Lin Zi, are you full? Let's go back."

"it is good."

He Huai's carriage was still in the house where he lived before. Ma Peng still had a lot of grass when he left, but there is not much left now.

Lin Zi almost laughed out loud when he saw the fattened horse, and patted the horse's legs, "It seems that its food is good."

"It's good to be fattened up. It's just right for us to pull the cart." He Huai pulled it out, put it on the carriage, let Lin Zi sit inside, and he came to drive.

There is no rush to go back, the two of them were playing along the road, sometimes the carriage ran and He Huairen disappeared, and after a while he came back with a rabbit the size of a palm, and said that he saw a rabbit jumping across the grass while driving , he looked itchy, jumped out of the carriage and ran after the rabbit.

But he still didn't catch up, the rabbit ran away and disappeared, but when he saw the rabbit nest, a litter of little rabbits, He Huai stole one and came back.

Lin Zi laughed at him, "What are you doing chasing rabbits? Are you a hunting dog?"

"That's right." He Huai was not angry at all, and leaned over and stuck out his tongue to lick the corner of his mouth.

Lin Zi pushed him away in shock, her ears were red, "What are you doing..."

"Woof!" He Huai pretended to be a dog shamelessly and wanted to lick it a few more times.

But Lin Zi pressed his chin to keep him from approaching, and said softly, "Don't be like this, you were a general before, why are you so shameless, how bad would it be for others to see this?"

He Huai directly hugged him and pressed him onto the carriage, "No one can see it, but you alone can see it."

"That's not good either."

"It's okay, because I like you, so you can do whatever you want with me."

"I hope you let me go..." Lin Zi, who was imprisoned, said weakly.

"...No." He Huai pulled the rope to stop the carriage, but did not let go.

He pressed his head against Lin Zi's neck, and asked in a muffled voice, "Did you hear that?"

"What did you hear?"

"I like you."

"..."

"Tell me, do you like me?" This is not the first time I've been asked, but this bastard Lin Zi just doesn't answer well, but he's so aggrieved, and now there's no one around, even when he yelled loudly. Help, it's just a good time to ask questions.

He even thought dangerously, if he said he didn't like it, he would be executed immediately!

The condition is not so good.

do you like it?

This question is a bit difficult to answer, it depends on which aspect.

This pose/position is too dangerous, it's better to coax this guy down, so Lin Zi said vaguely, "Of course I like it."

As if someone was setting off fireworks in his head, He Huai was surprised and delighted, "Really?"

"Really! So...so let me go first."

He Huai let go, "Hey hey hey" smirked.

Lin Zi shrank back into the carriage, at least eight feet away from him, and then said slowly, "I definitely like you."

"Hmm! I like to hear this kind of talk, so keep talking!"

"I like Master too, Xiaocai..."

here again...

He Huai was depressed, "You can stop saying the last sentence."

"That can't be helped, this has to be said." Lin Zi said solemnly, "Because that's what I really mean..."

Before the words were finished, He Huai rushed forward, "No, I still have to execute you on the spot!"

"What?" Lin Zi panicked, and he took off his outer shirt without paying attention. Now that the weather is hot, he doesn't wear much, so he can just take it off...

Lin Zi protected his clothes, and said in a terrified voice, "Don't...why are you crazy?"

He Huai said viciously, "I have rabies, and I must eat someone to cure it!"

"Don't—let's hurry up...Where are you touching...Stop it...Okay, I like you the most, stop it..."

His clothes were torn to pieces by him, and Lin Zi realized that this guy was not joking, but maybe he was serious, and panicked all of a sudden.

He Huai's eyes seemed to turn red, and he squeezed him lightly, his hand was stronger, Lin Zi was thinner, and when he squeezed it, Lin Zi ran away in pain, but He Huai grabbed him, " Don't run away, this husband and wife must be dealt with today!"

"Stop it, bastard!"

Regardless of Lin Zi kicking and kicking, forcing him to pinch his whole body until he was bruised and purple, He Huai was so tired that he was out of breath, and he did not forget to tell him, "I heard that it hurts even the first time, it seems that it is true, Now that we have the reality of husband and wife, you are mine, so you have to accept your fate, you know?"

What is this?

Lin Zi looked confused, you pinched my flesh green, isn't this abuse?How did it become a reality of husband and wife?

"You bear it for the first time, and it won't hurt after you hear it."

Lin Zi was heartbroken when he heard that, there is still a future!

After thinking about it, he tentatively asked He Huai, "How do you... know about such things?"

He Huai blushed.

Previously in the army, when he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, when he came out to walk around, he heard something strange. It was a man's voice, which seemed to be moaning in pain. He was worried that a soldier was injured, so he yelled, who knows where? Two people rushed out, one of them was really injured and was covered in bruises, the other was fine.

He Huai hurriedly said to the man, take off your clothes and let me see how seriously injured you are, and go to the military doctor later.

The man refused desperately, and He Huai ordered him to take it off. There were no major injuries on his body, except that there were a lot of bruises.

Another said no need to call a medic...

He Huai stared at him and asked him if he beat this man up like this. Fighting is forbidden in the army, and even such a small injury cannot be tolerated.

He said they didn't fight.

He Huai asked the man again if he caused the injury on his body, and the man said yes...

He Huai was furious, wasn't that just a fight?