top secret love

After returning home, following the principle of showing up more often, the two of them chose to eat out, and Ye Xiaojin took him to choose Haidilao, which had good reviews on the Internet.

There used to be a joke on the Internet called "Only you can't think of it, no Haidilao waiter can't do it." When Ye Xiaojin was an actress, she didn't dare to show her face all the time, and life was very inconvenient, but now she can take her beloved with her. An Ansheng had a hot pot meal.

Sure enough, Haidilao's service is well-deserved, Ji Xiu looked at the waiter who was busy making shrimp slippery for them, and said in a low voice: "We want to do it ourselves." The waitress even gave him a wicked smile, "Do you want beautiful."

Ji Xiule's was spread out on the chair, and Ye Xiaojin also looked at him with a smile. The waiter even said, "I wish you two a happy meal, and stay together forever." Ji Xiu was even happier, and asked Ye Xiaojin with a smile : "If I don't have a girlfriend, do you think they will give me one?"

"Why don't we break up in place, you try?" Ye Xiaojin showed his dangerous little canine teeth.

"Well, forget it, eat well and don't talk." Pretending to be serious, he picked up some spinach that he didn't like for Ye Xiaojin, and Ji Xiu's mouth was full of crispy belly, and he ate it.

The two of them were already outstanding people, and they were still sitting in the couple booth. The two of them talked and behaved deliberately very intimate, which quickly attracted the attention of young people around them.A group of little girls who were supposed to be having dinner looked at them and giggled. Ji Xiu saluted them with the drink in his hand, which really made them scream.

Ye Xiaojin was very happy seeing Ji Xiu who was so agile, but he was used to suppressing his emotions and didn't show it at the moment. He just covered up the smile that was about to overflow from the corner of his mouth, and bowed his head to eat.

When going out after dinner, the waiter also gave a pair of water glasses and hot pot base for the couple, saying that it was to bless their love in pairs.Ji Xiu thought this way of publicity was good, and decided to come here often in the future.

Before going to bed, Ye Xiaojin saw that Ji Xiu wanted to hold the PSP to stay up all night again, so she steadfastly hid his PSP, found a novel for him on the Kindle, and asked him to lie down and read it for a while.

It didn't take long for Ji Xiu to feel sleepy, and Ye Xiaojin also finished her daily training. The two of them took a shower and lay on the bed one after another, still keeping the curtains and lights on, chatting one after another.

"Hey, there's domestic violence in the case analysis, when are you going to beat me?" Ye Xiaojin was wearing a T-shirt and shorts, with her hands on her arms, looking up at the ceiling.In fact, he doesn't like to wear so many clothes when he sleeps, but with Ji Xiu lying beside him, he really dares not go back to sleeping in just a pair of underwear like before.

"Why can't it be two weeks? It's not appropriate to call as soon as you come up. Speaking of it, you have to be intimate tonight, come and hug, and then I will draw the curtains." When Ji Xiu said this, he was only wearing a shirt. Big pants.

With his upper body naked, Ji Xiu rushed over with a wicked smile before Ye Xiaojin could react.

"Haha, little Yangzi, you just follow the poor monk."

Ye Xiaojin couldn't help laughing, "Little Yangzi, are you a big bad wolf?"

The two jumped on the bed and hid one by the other. In the end, Ji Xiu threw Ye Xiaojin onto the bed, pressed her under him and "kissed" him twice to show his victory.

Ji Xiu acted like a pervert, panicking with his trousers in one hand, went to draw the curtains, closed the curtains and turned off the lights, Ji Xiu changed back to the original Ji Xiu, secretly trying to find Ye Xiaojin in the living room Hidden PSP.

"Don't look for it, you can't find it, go to bed quickly, you don't need your eyes anymore."

Ji Xiu, who was spotted out, was a little embarrassed, Huluhulu, with his messy hair just now, lying beside Ye Xiaojin resentfully.

"Why do I feel that you are like my wife, controlling me in everything."

"Whoever tells you to play will never end. You also want to have myopia surgery like me. It is very painful to cry against the wind."

"Look, the more you say it, the more it looks like it."

"I think I should be like a husband, how can I be called a wife, I'm a man."

"Well, yes, but I'm also a man."

"Oh, there are many homosexuals now, are you still sleeping?"

"I think so too. I didn't know that men could still be with men before. Do you still remember the time I brought you back, that man still wanted to fuck me, but then I killed him." Ji Xiu thought The world is really getting more and more complicated.

"Who made you look so good-looking? Both men and women like you."

"Well, that makes sense."

"Go to sleep, pretty girl."

The two muttered for a while before falling asleep.

The next day, sure enough, there were photos of the two of them on the Internet, some on the subway and when they were eating in Haidilao.People really said that Ye Xiaojin was very similar to the star who died abroad a few years ago, but some people pointed out that there was something wrong with his face, which proved that he was not.Wang Youyou specially contacted Ji Xiu about this matter, and asked him what to do. Ji Xiu gave straightforward instructions to watch and criticize.

Holding a cup of tea, Ji Xiu scrolled through the news about the two of them in front of the computer, and picked interesting ones to read to Ye Xiaojin while reading.Ye Xiaojin was wearing a home apron. She had just washed the dishes and was mopping the floor.

"It should be your former fan who said that you are the reincarnation of Ye Xiaojin. They want to come to you to continue their relationship. The name of the scarf is 'riding a donkey and chasing the big run'. Do you know it?"

"'Riding a donkey to chase the big run', I don't know. There are a few old fans who I am familiar with before, but there is no one with this name. What is the frontier?"

"Crying and shouting to marry you, tell me why these little girls are so unreserved now, just relying on their faces, they want to promise each other with their bodies, superficial, too superficial." Ji Xiu has never seen it before. The madness of the groupies, they don't understand the minds of these children at all, and they can't empathize with them.

"Well, I didn't think about it so much before. I rely on fans for food. Now that I think about it, it is indeed not good to be obsessed with someone who is basically completely unfamiliar. Personally, I still think that I should pursue stars rationally. It's fine to relieve boredom." Ye Xiaojin, a housewife, spoke very to the point, and he didn't know who it was, who had fascinated thousands of girls for him.

"I let you do all this work, I'm a little embarrassed, why don't I cook tonight." Ji Xiu, who stretched out his hand to eat and opened his mouth, had a rare conscience.

"Elder Sun, you can just accept your supernatural powers and let you cook. Do you want to have pancakes in our kitchen?"

"I think it's okay, let's cook some white porridge with the pickled cucumbers you pickled yesterday."

"it is good!"

After a while Ji Xiu said again: "You said you are so nice, how can I have the nerve to hit you?"

After hearing what he said, Ye Xiaojin leaned on the mop in one hand, smiled and said to him: "If not, tell me before you want to hit me, I'll starve you for two days first, so you won't get into the show."

"Forget it, I can do it, you trust me."

While the two were talking, someone knocked on the door and said it was a courier delivery.Ji Xiu cast Ye Xiaojin a questioning look, Ye Xiaojin shook his head at him.

Immediately, Ji Xiu stood up and gestured to Ye Xiaojin, signaling Ye Xiaojin to open the door carefully, while he slowly leaned against the door to be on guard.

"Hello, is this Mr. Li Yang?"

"Yes, but no courier has arrived recently."

The courier outside the door reported their house number and Li Yang's mobile phone number again, and they were both correct.

"Maybe it's a gift from someone, please sign for it."

Ye Xiaojin took the courier package with one hand in a defensive posture that ordinary people would hardly notice, and the courier quickly turned around and went downstairs.

After closing the door, Ji Xiu quickly contacted the logistics staff who had been in charge of this mission, and signaled them to pay attention to the courier who had just arrived.

"what?"

"The sanitary products written on the box are not too heavy. Take it apart and have a look. You go to the bedroom to hide first, in case it is a bomb."

"Fuck you, where are there so many bombs? If you say that, I have to send the bomb disposal team. Fortunately, I am omnipotent. When I get the tool bag, don't move it." Ji Xiu said Go get the kit from under the bed box in the bedroom.

When he came out, Ye Xiaojin had already opened the box and was looking at the contents with a blushing face.

Ji Xiu thought it was some kind of dangerous goods, frightened him into a fool, and was about to throw Ye Xiaojin down.

"This, I really didn't buy it, this is so embarrassing."

"What?" Ji Xiuzhen was a little puzzled, supposedly the murderer wouldn't be targeting them so soon.

Ji Xiu looked at the contents of the box, and also felt quite embarrassed, and his old face, which hadn't blushed for several years, also blushed once in a while.

Inside the box were three boxes of condoms and two tubes of lubricating fluid.

Just when the two of them were embarrassed, Ji Xiu's communicator rang, coughed unnaturally, and Ji Xiu turned around to answer the phone.

After answering the phone, Ye Xiaojin had already hidden the box and was watching TV as if nothing had happened.

"The logistics just called me, and the courier is fine." While talking, Ye Xiaojin's communicator rang again, and when she picked it up, it was Wang Youyou.

"Have you received the wedding gift I gave you two? Who did Ji Xiu answer the phone just now? The line is busy."

Ye Xiaojin pressed the speakerphone, and when Ji Xiu heard this, he was about to explode immediately, and grabbed his communicator.

"Do you think you pay too much for yourself, why buy these messy things! I don't think you want this month's bonus."

"Hey, little Sijiu, you've grown up and dared to threaten your sister. I'm not doing it for you."

"What for me, do I need these things?"

"How do you know that you don't need it? Besides, you two can't do a full set of plays. When the murderer comes and sees that you don't even have this basic facility at the head of your bed, will you still be hooked?"

As soon as Wang Youyou said this, Ji Xiu couldn't say a word. He really didn't want to be so comprehensive, mainly because he was inexperienced.

After hanging up the phone, Ji Xiu was still a little embarrassed, returned the communicator to Ye Xiaojin, and said a little embarrassingly: "Well, let's put it in the bedside drawer, and then take apart a condom every day or every other day or two, rub it and throw it away Inside the trash."

After speaking, without waiting for Ye Xiaojin's answer, he quickly turned around and went back to the bedroom. During the meal, Ye Xiaojin called several times before coming out.

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