Do not touch without permission

Every morning at six o'clock, the school's eardrum-shattering radio began to broadcast "Borrowing from the Sky for Another 500 Years" in a loop, making all the students wailing, wishing they could smash the speakers in the dormitory.Yang Xi, I wake up on time at 05:30 every day. He has already brushed his teeth on tiptoe, and he can go downstairs to have breakfast while sitting by the bed and waiting for the radio to sound.

The radio sounded, and he was about to walk out of the dormitory with a large water bottle when a heavy body suddenly hugged him from behind and pushed him onto the bed.Yang Xiwo was thin and short in the first place, and I could only be bullied for my tiny appearance.Yang Xiwo tried his best to get up, but Song Yuan restrained his limbs sleepily.He struggled so hard that his face was flushed, but Song Yuan was like a mountain that couldn't be pushed no matter how hard he pushed.

"Stinky idiot, are you on your nerves?"

Song Yuan's humming tone echoed in his ears, before he woke up from sleep, he whispered softly: "Sleep and sleep, don't make noise."

Yang Xiwo cursed secretly, his chest heaving heavily with anger.He stared at Song Yuan's wooden planks, stared at himself and felt sleepy, his eyelids were so heavy that they seemed to be glued, and he slowly closed them.

Song Yuan's little friends deliberately didn't call him when they went out, and ran out for breakfast on tiptoe.The downstairs door has been closed, Song Yuan looked at the closed door triumphantly, and after seeing the prank succeed, she ran into the cafeteria dancing and eating.

The barbecued pork buns in the cafeteria are hot and steaming in the morning, especially delicious.I have long heard that the barbecued pork buns in the cafeteria are delicious, so Song Yuan, Kan Long, and Zhu Jun naturally have to queue up to buy the barbecued pork buns.The three of them were still happily chatting about Yang Xiwo sleeping in the dormitory, and how Song Yuan bullied Yang Xiwo these days.

The instructor of their class glanced at the three troublemakers, and the four of them looked at each other in embarrassment and said hello.The instructor jumped in line and said to Auntie Dafan, "Auntie, how many pork buns are there?"

"Thirteen!"

"Give it to me."

Song Yuan and the others stared blankly at the remaining buns being taken away by the instructor.Song Yuan couldn't bear his violent temper, and said bluntly: "Instructor, you just jumped in the queue and served the buns directly. It's too unkind."

The instructor squinted at him, pointed to the sticker on the glass window, and said solemnly: "Did you see that, the instructor takes priority! You are not kind, let me see how I will deal with you later." The instructor proudly carried away ten Three pork buns.

Kan Long patted Song Yuan and advised, "Forget it, eat something else."

Song Yuan stared blankly at the instructor sitting alone at the dining table, eating thirteen barbecued pork buns and a big bowl of porridge for two mouthfuls.What big appetite is this?

When the morning training was assembled, all the teams reported their numbers together, and the squad leader Zhang Yunfeng found that one person was missing.There is no doubt, it is Yang Xi and I who are still falling asleep in the dormitory.The instructor leaned lazily under the big tree, stroking his stomach that was stuffed to death, questioned them, and casually said: "Every dormitory, let's see who is not here!"

Acting squad leader Zhang Yunfeng raised his hand and said, "Reporting to the instructor, it's Yang Xiwo from our dormitory."

"Which position is it in?"

"The last boy in the last row."

"Well, go to the dormitory and have a look."

Yang Xiwo was almost dragged up by Zhang Yunfeng, and lay on the bed leisurely.Song Yuan's bed was too comfortable, he fell into a dizzy sleep, and when he woke up he yawned with tears in his eyes.

Yang Xiwo stood pitifully and alone next to the instructor, but his face was extremely indifferent, and the mountain collapsed in front of him without changing his expression.Everyone in the class stood in a military posture under the sun, and he was the only one who was aggrieved and leapfrogged.

For so many years, he often took allergy medicine, which caused his body to be lethargic.Every time he needs a lot of sleep to replenish his energy.If it wasn't for Song Yuan's pull in the morning, he wouldn't have fallen asleep in a daze.

If you are hungry, you will be punished.

The instructor yawned lazily, stroking the uncomfortable belly, leaning against the tree, lamenting the good times, and said leisurely, "It's another sunny day, so good!"

All the students couldn't help but swear in their hearts. The brighter the sun, the worse they will be.

During the rest, Yang Xi and I curled up in the corner and patted my thighs lightly, sweat dripping on my forehead and nose tip.The people in the class are playing and playing, drinking water, and connecting with each other.His feet were almost useless, he was so thirsty and hungry, and he really wanted to crawl over in embarrassment to fetch water.

Song Yuan recovered from the laughter and fight, and looked at the boy curled up in the corner not chatting with others.That pitiful appearance is like a stray cat in an alley that has experienced wind and rain, and his eyes are full of stars, as if as long as he gets closer and strokes, tears will fall.

Song Yuan picked up his water glass and sunscreen, and walked over with a playful smile.The slender and tall body squatted down, handed the water to Yang Xi and I smiled and said, "Drink the water!"

It was impossible for tears to fall down, only scratching arrogant claws and cold and indifferent eyes.

Yang Xiwo said coldly: "Get out!"

"Drink water quickly, your lips are turning white, and your complexion is turning blue again. You are really weak."

"roll!"

Song Yuan reached out and pinched Yang Xiwo's cheek, and poured water directly into Yang Xiwo's mouth, but when Yang Xiwo struggled, not much went into his mouth, but a lot fell on his body.Song Yuan got angry and immediately wrapped his arms around his arms and grabbed his hands.The two struggled and wrestled, Yang Xi and I were forced to drink a lot of saliva.Losing weight in balance, Yang Xi Wo panicked and grabbed Song Yuan's arm, but his body fell to the ground, and Song Yuan threw himself on top of him.

"What are you doing?" The instructor shouted loudly, walking over slowly, stroking his big belly, and looking at the two boys who got up in a hurry. "It's the two of you again? Just like to wrestle and lie together? All right, everyone gather!"

Yang Xi, Song Yuan and I were about to return to the team, but the instructor grabbed them out and shouted: "Show us the poses you just did, and accept the review from the classmates! Hurry up!"

Yang Xiwo sighed helplessly, after Song Yuan and him looked at each other, Yang Xiwo was lying on the ground like a dead body, and suddenly felt that lying down was fine.Song Yuan walked slowly to Yang Xiwo's side, sat on the ground and supported the ground on Yang Xiwo's shoulders with both hands.

"Wow..." The whole class booed and laughed.

The instructor shouted: "Straighten your legs, Song Yuan, just hold on and don't move."

Song Yuan propped himself up in a push-up position, and lying on the bottom was Yang Xiwo with a flushed face.The two looked at each other awkwardly, and felt a little embarrassed to be coaxed by the classmates.

The sun is a bit dazzling, I don't want to see this face that deserves a beating!While the instructor was talking, Yang Xi and I immediately grabbed the brim of the hat to cover my face, and slowly closed my eyes.

"Damn, I'm working hard on it, so you just lie down comfortably?" Song Yuan whispered, his face became more and more red, and his hands were shaking with soreness.

Yang Xi and I are very comfortable, lying on the ground comfortably, the sun is bright but someone is blocking the front, it's great, after such a comparison, I don't feel so resentful that Song Yuan caused me to be late in the morning.

Song Yuan's hands were already weak, and he began to slowly push up to relieve the numbness in his arms.Seeing Yang Xiwo lying under his body so leisurely, he did push-ups, opened his mouth to bite Yang Xiwo's camouflage cap when he got down, shook his head and threw it to other places vigorously.

"I'm not feeling well, and you don't want to feel better either."

Yang Xiwo was closing her eyes, and the light in front of her eyes lit up, and she felt the hat being lifted off.He opened his eyes and looked at the boy in front of him, wishing he could slap him directly.The sweat on Song Yuan's face ran down the tip of the handsome nose and the crooked chin, Yang Xi felt flustered when he saw it.I thought, don't fall, disgusting!

clap clap clap...

Sweat fell on Yang Xiwo's face, Yang Xiwo took a deep breath, pursed his lips unrequitedly, and frowned disgustedly.

Song Yuan was so tired that he leaned against the flower bed, Kan Long and Zhu Jun hurried over to massage his numb hands.The two chattered a lot in front of Song Yuan, making Song Yuan's heart itch, thinking about how to provoke Yang Xiwo.

Kan Long said: "Boss, why do you have to bully Yang Xi and me? We are the seedlings of the right roots, the beautiful flowers of the motherland, not the bastards who bully our classmates."

Zhu Jun joked: "I don't think it's bullying. I just say it's the old father's love for his son. You see, he was punished to leapfrog, and Lao Song went to deliver water."

"What the hell are you talking about? Go smoke..."

Yang Xi, I just came out of the bathroom after washing my face. When I saw Song Yuan and the other three coming towards me, I immediately wanted to avoid turning around and leaving.Song Yuan rushed over, Yang Xiwo ran in panic, the two of them suddenly chased and ran around the school for no reason, like a lion chasing a kid on the grassland, one let out a deafening roar, and the other let out a mournful cry for help.

"Grass, why are you chasing me?"

"What are you running for?"

Yang Xi, my legs were already very tired, as heavy as two sandbags tied, but I still ran crazily on the school path.The people behind were chasing after it like a tiger pouncing on its prey, the people in front panicked, and the deer ran away from the tiger's mouth.A'Du was patrolling the teaching building with a limp, and he met several instructors and started talking.

"Help me!" Yang Xi Wo roared angrily and rushed over, hiding behind A'Du like a fugitive.Several instructors quickly caught Song Yuan who was rushing and running aggressively, and the scene fell into chaos.

There are still many students training in the open space in front of the teaching building. When they heard the noise at the door of the teaching building, they stopped and walked forward, staring curiously at all the instructors who flew up to save the field. edge body.

A'Du yelled angrily, "What are you doing again?"

Song Yuan stared blankly at the five or six instructors who were flying towards him, while his hands and feet were rigidly immobilized and unable to move.He panted shortly, and sneered, "I'm chasing and playing with him, he's running!"

The chief instructor sternly reprimanded: "Who told you to run around? Which class are you in? Is there any discipline?"

"There is no rule that you can't run around, and he did too!" Song Yuan raised his chin and pointed to Yang Xiwo who was behind A'Du.

A'Du yelled furiously: "Why are you provoking him again? Song Yuan, do you believe that I kicked you out of school?"

"I didn't do anything wrong, I was wrong even if I ran? What's the point? I don't care, I want to complain. I was running and exercising, but you caught me and reprimanded me!"

A Du shouted: "Complain? Where do you go to complain? Song Yuan, you are really full. Did you eat too much in the morning? Go to the office for me..."

"No, I didn't do anything wrong!" Song Yuan curled her lips with a displeased expression.

A'Du shouted: "Take him to the office!"

The chief instructor shouted loudly: "Go over by yourself, or carry it over!"

"Okay, carry me there!" Song Yuan relaxed his body and fell directly on the instructors.

Yang Xiwo showed the same shocked expression as the students in front of the teaching building, watching the four instructors carry Song Yuan into the office.The battle was as mighty as an emperor traveling, Song Yuan laughed loudly and said, "Instructor, don't scratch me!"

What is this operation?Song Yuan, you are a psychopath!Yang Xi and I touched my neck, sweat was all over my back, and I reluctantly followed into the office.

Lao Gao drooped his head, staring helplessly at Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo who entered the office again.I thought, why did I get into trouble again?Who is this?The Demon King of Confusion?

A'Du shouted: "Tell me, Song Yuan, what unclean thing did you eat? You started having convulsions again? Stand up for me!" A'Du glanced at Song Yuan, who was lying around and had no posture, and his teeth itched with hatred Yes, turned to Yang Xi and said, "Say it!"

"He's chasing me!"

"He ran away when he saw me!"

Old Gao took a deep breath to suppress his feeling of going crazy, and asked, "That's it?"

"Song Yuan, you really have nothing to do. Did you take the wrong medicine? Why are you chasing him? What if you bump into someone on the road and fall..." A'Du began to yell at Song Yuan.

"Oh!"

A'Du was so angry that his liver hurt, and he scolded a lot, but instead of being scolded and crying, the person on the opposite side just calmly replied "Oh".All his strength exploded out, like hitting cotton, it didn't have any effect, it didn't hurt or itch.

"You two have a 3000-word self-criticism, plus sweeping the floor!"

Yang Xi wanted to defend himself, but Song Yuan laughed and said, "Okay, I have someone to accompany me."

The class teacher Gao Zhenping gave them a spring-like education, telling the importance of the friendship between classmates, and they should get along well and not bully their classmates.Lao Gao sighed, and finally said: "Tell me about the five advantages of each other."

Yang Xiwo stared blankly at Gao Zhenping, thinking, what kind of great educational philosophy is this?

"Huh?" Song Yuan glanced at the indifferent Yang Xiwo, thought for a while, and said leisurely, "Can you tell me the shortcomings?"

Yang Xiwo glared at Song Yuan, and reached a consensus with him for the first time!He clamored in his heart: Damn, that's exactly what I mean!

"No, you have to think about it now."

Song Yuan thought about it for a while, and spoke for a long time, before saying without hesitation: "Good-looking, calm, tough, stable, and assertive! Well, that's it."

"Where can you tell?"

Song Yuan gave a thumbs up while talking and said: "Huh? You can tell by looking at it. Teacher, look at me, I praised him for being good-looking. He didn't change his expression at all. He was calm, right? After being chased by me for so long, can he persist? It’s very good, tough! I was caught and I didn’t cry, make noise or complain to the teacher, and I was steady! On the surface, I looked obedient, but I was probably scolding me in my heart, and had my own opinions. It’s over!"

"You are so arrogant! Yang Xi me, you say it!"

Yang Xiwo ignorant of conscience, said in a cold voice: "Help me put on sunscreen, I am willing to help others; I also apply aloe vera cream for sunscreen, careful and considerate; laughing and joking all day, optimistic; get along well with classmates, approachable; Ren Gaoli big!"

"Then do you agree with what the other party said?"

Yang Xi, I just want to end this farce as soon as possible, and nodded repeatedly.Song Yuan shook his head and denied it: "You didn't praise me for being handsome, I want to deny it!"

Lao Gao glared at the unscrupulous Song Yuan, and said leisurely: "Then you hug me to show reconciliation, especially you Song Yuan, and you are not allowed to provoke Yang Xi and me in the future."

Song Yuan laughed and stretched out his arms to embrace Yang Xiwo, Yang Xiwo struggled hard, Song Yuan deliberately hugged her tightly, not letting go.

The two had to go out to clean the floor of the teaching building after lunch, and Yang Xiwo was so sleepy that he yawned.Seeing his sleepy and sleepy face, Song Yuan thought of him praising himself so much in front of Lao Gao, and couldn't help feeling happy in his heart.This kid has eyesight!Usually you don't talk, but you worship me so much in your heart, and you still praise me like this, and you praise me in four words, so I will protect you from now on.

Song Yuan looked like the boss over the younger brother, his eyes were full of pride, and he said resolutely: "Go and rest, I will help you."

"unnecessary!"

"Cut, if you don't want it, don't want it, indifferent!"