Do not touch without permission

Song Yuan solemnly typed in the search bar: "How to make a boy like you?" There were countless links to words that popped up.He browsed for a long time, and finally found a slightly useful post.

"Liao Han Li Han Liao Han, important things are said n times, nuclear energy ahead, dry goods warning, after reading this article, even if you can't become the most attractive and annoying goblin, you can still get the routines in Liao Han Xue. Roll over, girls!"

Uh... girls?This is ignored!

"To flirt with a straight man, to kill a man with a sharp weapon, start with the four major desires of men, and play with the four desires: challenge, conquer, prove and control, then congratulations, you will advance from a rookie to a slightly charming little fairy .Damn it, little fairy!"

Uh... little fairy?Pretend not to see this!

"Challenging, men are 'bad bones', they like challenges, the more impossible they look, the more they have to try, women who ignore them will actively pursue them, the more indifferent you are, he will come back in turn Looking for you."

Bitch?uh...really?

"Spell 1: Don't take the initiative to contact him often, don't let yourself become a clingy little devil, so that he can be hot and cold, and make him emotional."

Song Yuan dubiously browsed his WeChat messages, which contained all the messages he had sent to Yang Xiwo, and that person only replied with a few simple words.He was already indifferent, if he ignored him, wouldn't he be even more indifferent?No matter, a dead horse is a living horse doctor.

Yang Xi, I saw Song Yuan stunned, not moving for a long time, and covering the phone with a book, his face was full of expressions, a little funny.He lay on the table, looked sideways at Song Yuan with a complicated expression, poked his elbow, and asked, "What are you doing? You idiot."

"Challenging, Spell 2: Keep Mystery!"

Song Yuan touched his hair, shook his head calmly, stared at Yang Xiwo with unfathomable eyes, without blinking for a long time.

Yang Xi I was stared at by him a little hairy, and I poked his arm lightly with my tender white fingers, and said speechlessly: "Did you take the wrong medicine? You want to die, don't die."

Song Yuan still kept his unimpressive eyes, straightened his back, and looked at the chemistry teacher Chen Shi who was giving a lecture on the podium.

Teacher Chen Shi frowned, thinking, there is something on my face, why is that student watching me motionless?She recovered her thoughts and urged: "Okay, hurry up, let's go to the laboratory and finish this experiment, in groups of four."

Yang Xi and I patted Song Yuan's shoulder lightly, and said softly: "I, you, Kan Long, Zhu Jun, let's make a group of four."

"Challenging, Spell 3: Deny his invitation request"

Song Yuan quickly grabbed his hand with an unfathomable look, but said solemnly: "I refuse."

"why?"

Song Yuan still looked at Yang Xiwo with an unfathomable and indescribable expression.

Keep it mysterious!

Yang Xiwo let out a cold snort and said in a speechless indifference: "You refused? Okay, you can find someone else to copy it, you idiot."

As soon as Zhong Yu heard that Yang Xi and I had no one to cooperate with, she quickly snatched it over and said happily: "Great, I found the treasure, there is a student bully here, hehehe, Gu Xing, Chang Ning, I snatched Yang Xi." me."

Song Yuan frowned, thinking something wrong, Yang Xi, I was snatched away?

Kan Long and Zhu Jun stared blankly at Song Yuan, seeing that Yang Xi's answer to my walk was snatched away, Zhu Jun said speechlessly, "Which of the three of us will do the experiment? I don't know how to do it!"

Kan Long lifted his plaster hand and said solemnly: "I will, but my hand restricts my movements."

Zhong Yu said with a smile: "So you are now a combination of the disabled and the mentally retarded, so please yourself." Zhong Yu turned around and fanned Yang Xiwo with the test paper, flattering Yang Xiwo like a dog's leg: "Scholar, come on, come on, I Cheer for you. I cheer for you, I cheer for you."

As soon as Song Yuan heard the name "I, I", his emotions exploded in an instant. He rolled up the test paper and knocked on Zhong Yu's head suddenly. He stared at Zhong Yu with big eyes angrily, and threatened, "Shut up, don't make a sound, and disturb me!" thoughts."

In the chemistry experiment class, Jiang Jing's three generals wandered around the classroom, and when they saw someone else writing an answer, they wrote an answer.In the end, Kan Long Zhujun didn't bother to move any more, so he directly yelled at Yang Xi and my group, and he wrote half of what Xueba wrote, and he couldn't write the same.

Gu Xing thought about it, and said softly: "The test paper says to add 50ml of Feso4, you added 20ml, will it cause color errors later?"

Holding the chemical in my hand, Yang Xi said earnestly, "This reaction is relatively slow, and you can see it more clearly if you take more."

Teacher Chen Shi inspected the chemistry laboratory and saw the tall Song Yuan standing alone, not participating in teaching activities. He walked over and said, "Lazy? Hurry up and find a group to study."

Song Yuan squeezed into Zhang Yunfeng's group, and followed the study committee members Jia Haoxuan and Liu Xiaotong to do experiments together, but his thoughts always drifted to the little monk.

Damn, don't contact him, don't get close to him, it's so uncomfortable to stay away from him, it's better to let me die by his side.

After Yang Xi finished writing the experiment report, I thought of my tablemate who was bluffing recently, looking back for Song Yuan who had taken the wrong medicine, and deliberately stayed in the laboratory for a while.When the class leader Zhang Yunfeng called him to come and see the experiment, he gave some pointers, and secretly glanced at the stupid experiment report, thinking to himself, there is really an experiment record written, all right, I can do it myself.

Back in the classroom, Song Yuan was about to close the useless post, but when he swiped down, he saw someone commented: "Da Da writes really well and is useful." "Da Da has added some routines, I think I have advanced. "

The comments are so good?Song Yuan began to invest in research again, and continued to look down, the last point was the desire to conquer.The post reads: "Don't give the answer directly to the other party's question, make more jokes and ridicule, leave more suspense, and make him full of curiosity about you,"

Song Yuan nodded, and said in his heart: "bingo, this is what I usually do."

"Learn to make troubles. The unknown and troubles easily arouse his desire to conquer, just like a game. No one likes simple stand-alone games, but those with difficulties and excitement. Give some small troubles and let him solve them, but he must Within the scope of ability, don't hurt his self-esteem."

"Example: 1. Ask him to pick you up and go somewhere."

"Pass, it's almost time for me to pick him up."

"2. Ask him to help you get something somewhere."

"Pass, it will itch again when you bump into someone else, no."

"3. Let him help you find information, resources, and contacts."

"This is ok!"

"4. Let him buy things for you, preferably what you desire and what he can do."

"This is ok!"

Song Yuan wrote down two examples, and kept reading, it said: "You can act like a baby, remember to use your strengths to avoid weaknesses, use your strengths to attract him, show your hobbies, put them in Moments, and enrich yourself. If you look good, you should dress up better, lose weight, and keep in shape. People like to be outstanding. You have to have a specialty that is beyond his ability to stimulate his desire to prove. Study hard, and if he is excellent, you can learn more Ask him for advice, let him invest time and energy for you. Try to make yourself a better and better person, let yourself shine, attract him, and he will slowly approach you by himself."

"Finally, I wish you all: One day, when you wake up from your dream, the first thing you see is him naked, and you can do it again without hesitation."

The picture of the last sentence...

That was something he didn't even dare to think about, but now it is deeply reflected in his mind, even deep in his heart.

The heart is densely packed in the noisy classroom, faintly breaking out.

Yang Xi and I took his math homework book and put it on his desk, and said softly: "The homework book is left on the podium to collect dust, wipe it off, Lao Gao will say you every time he sees it."

Zhong Yu laughed and said, "Yang Xi, my homework is useless to him, throw it away, and only you can help him get it."

"Zhong Yu, shut up, he gave it to me." Song Yuan glared at her, picked up a paper towel and wiped the homework book, the scribbled notes were full of red crosses, or were blank.The four corners of the homework book are raised and look messy.

Song Yuan glanced at Yang Xi's clean homework book, even the name was written very nicely.He picked up Yang Xiwo's homework, and every question in it was neatly transcribed, with penetrating handwriting.He asked: "Little monk, how did you practice your calligraphy?"

"The primary school teacher's handwriting is beautiful, and I often imitate it."

He took Yang Xiwo's homework, and imitated the iron-painted silver-hooked characters throughout the class, and every stroke seemed to tickle on the tip of his heart.

As he practiced, he didn't seem to be so restless, maybe he was too free, so he kept thinking about things.

Kan Long was playing with Liu Xiaotong's little turtle, and after secretly talking to Liu Xiaotong, he looked back at the last picture of the school bully from Jiangwai who was writing with a pen, and even wrote a lesson.

Shock!

Kan Long sent a message: Boss, are you going to be a good man?I spend a whole class writing. How can there be so many words in math class?

Zhu Jun: Human, it’s hard to avoid being baffled, Lao Song is 3 minutes hot, if it’s still like this tomorrow, I’ll take my head off.

Yang Xiwo grabbed my homework book and said, "I'm going to do my homework."

"Write a word for me to practice."

"What word?"

"You, me, him, the three most commonly used words."

Yang Xiwo wrote "you, me, him" on Song Yuan's draft paper, and Yang Xiwo reached out to stroke his forehead, and said softly, "Have you got a fever in your head? No."

Song Yuan's forehead instantly became hot when touched by his warm hand, he really wanted to hold this hand.He started, holding Yang Xiwo's hand tightly, satisfied, and said with a smile: "Yang Xiwo, you dare to touch me? See if I don't break your hand."

"Let go, the teacher is watching."

"Why don't you want the teacher to watch when you touch me?"

"You usually touch me like this, why can't I touch you? You feel bald on the top of your head."

"It's okay, brother will buy you hair tonic."

Zhong Yu took out her mobile phone and said happily: "Today my Mandarin Duck CP gave out candy." She secretly turned on the camera and took a photo of the two people who were holding hands.The mobile phone made a loud clicking sound, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhong Yu who was secretly photographed, and Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo who immediately let go.

Lao Gao stood on the podium and asked, "What is Zhong Yu doing? Taking selfies in class? Put down your phone."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I pressed the wrong button." Zhong Yu put down the phone, but her heart was itchy, and she stomped her feet in excitement as she wanted to see her results.She couldn't help but write quickly, and wrote a paragraph that moved her:

Song Yuan grabbed Yang Xiwo's hand firmly and forcefully, the temperature from the fingertips was transmitted to each other's hearts like an electric current.Song Yuan said in a low voice: "Man, your hands are very beautiful."

Yang Xiwo struggled, her white face was covered with a sun-like halo, it looked like she was taking a bite, and said softly: "Let go, the teacher is watching."

The domineering and wild man clung to his ears, bringing bursts of heat, and said in a sexy voice: "You took my hand, and you still want to run? No way..."

Zhong Yu entertained herself, lying on the table and patting her thighs, her heart was full of joy.