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Chapter 036
Kan Long's big cry caught the attention of the leader, thinking that his heavy and wonderful eulogy touched the students, so the leader decided to waive the student's food expenses for a week.
"The food in the cafeteria is not good. Isn't this forcing me to eat?" Kan Long was very depressed when he came back. He supported his head with one hand and looked at Liu Xiaotong who looked aggrieved.
"Brother Long, I bought a big spider near the school today, do you want to play with it?" Liu Xiaotong took out a glass bottle about the thickness of a bowl from his schoolbag, and a big gray spider in it moved its limbs. The girl on the side screamed in fright.
The girl scolded displeasedly: "Liu Xiaotong, why do you mess with these disgusting animals and insects every day? It's scary to death."
Kan Long patted the table and shouted: "This is someone's hobby, and they didn't let them out, you coward."
Liu Xiaotong adjusted his glasses frame, Xiaoping's head looked like a progressive young man, but he was very naive and cute, so he smiled naively: "Brother Long is not angry with me anymore?"
"Nonsense, I was so ashamed that day, ouch, why didn't you stop me?"
"I am the one who comforts you the most."
Last semester, because of Kan Long's turning around, the table in the cafeteria was overturned by Kan Long. Therefore, the school also considered the old table and replaced it with new tables and chairs at the beginning of school.There are many people in the school, and the end time of each grade is different, and the 1 canteen is the canteen that was overturned by Kan Long.After the winter vacation and the beginning of school, the decoration has become completely new. All the new tables and chairs look spacious and clean.
The word spread in the class is that Kan Long improved the canteen environment by himself.The legend of the school is that in the eleventh year of high school, another naive fell in the cafeteria and overturned the tables and chairs. After that, the school renovated the cafeteria.
When Song Yuan took Yang Xi and me to eat, the cafeteria was still full of people.Song Yuan naturally took on the task of serving food and vegetables, while Kan Long and Zhu Jun still had their shadows over overturning the tables and chairs in the cafeteria.Be careful when walking, for fear of causing trouble again.
Song Yuan was carrying two plates of food, and bumped into Adu who was patrolling the cafeteria, and the two looked at each other awkwardly for a few seconds.Song Yuan subconsciously looked at his clean shoes, he was fine.
Holding the loudspeaker, A'du nodded in relief, and gave Song Yuan a hard time, saying: "The food is good today, young man, let's eat for two, okay, let's go."
Song Yuan pursed his lips in disgust, if it wasn't for the little monk's food in his hand, he really wanted to put two plates of food on Adu's head.
With a loudspeaker, Adu kept talking about how to line up, how to swipe the card, how to serve the meal, and how to place the plates after eating, nagging, making everyone's ears buzzing.
Adu sang a one-man show in the midst of people coming and going, and said in a high-spirited manner: "You pay attention, and you still have to eat as much as you eat. If I catch you wasting food, you will be fined, you will be fined. Also, fat Classmates should not sit in it anymore, I tried it, I almost couldn’t get out, almost overturned the table. Be careful, don’t overturn the table again.”
Thinking of A'Du's obese body squeezed into the narrow tables and chairs, the whole cafeteria suddenly burst into laughter, and the laughter of the pig squawking and humming lasted for a long time.
Every day after lunch, Song Yuan would take a walk with Yang Xiwo in the pool behind the student dormitory. Song Yuan's desire to win was very strange.Yang Xiwo threw a stone into the water and hit the water with eight bounces, while Song Yuan only hit three, so angry that he had to compete.
"How did you do it?"
"The pebbles are easy to hit. I hit fifteen bounces at most."
"Teach me quickly, teach me quickly, and share with me the ultimate mystery of your science."
"No, the disciples of the church will starve to death, master, you are much stronger than me, and you will surpass me."
Song Yuan laughed and shouted: "Master, teacher, teach me. Teacher, teach me. I won't compete with you. I will compete with the stupid old pig in the future."
Yang Xi nodded, wording words in my mind, and said softly: "I won't explain the principle to you, anyway, you don't understand. In an ideal state, the stone has no kinetic energy consumption, and it is possible to keep hitting it. Martial arts in the world , only fast can’t break. The first move is to be fast, the greater the initial speed, the greater the kinetic energy. Please answer how to make the initial speed high?”
"force?"
"Well, the stronger your hands are, the more potential you have to dominate the water rafting world. That's why I don't teach you. Your hands are so strong, I can't beat you in the future."
"That's not right. If I improve, you will have room for improvement. The heights are too cold, and I will be your competitor."
"Reject! The second move is the angle. 20° is called the angle of dream incidence. The angle between the stone and the water surface can minimize the energy of the stone hitting the water surface." Yang Xi compared my palm with the water surface. An included angle of incidence of 20°.
Song Yuan gestured according to his posture, Yang Xiwo reached out and lowered his hand, and said softly: "It's too high, don't exceed 40°, and don't approach parallel."
"The key point of the third move is the spin speed. When flying out, you think of it as a frisbee or a top, and give it a spin speed. The higher the spin speed, the more stable the stone movement, and the best movement tendency. There are other factors, the pebbles, the shape of the flat rock, and the precise control of your body. Like you know Jordan's theory of the fadeaway jumper, but no one is the second Jordan, it's the same reason."
According to what he said, Song Yuan tried again and again, getting better and better, from three to seven, he praised excitedly: "Little monk, why are you so good?"
How can there be such a cute little cutie?The admiration and liking for this boy seem to have increased a lot.
Yang Xi, I don't know if my face was hot from the sun, or my mind was fascinated by his praise, I was suddenly embarrassed.The boy's bright smile was so dazzling that he couldn't move his eyes when he saw it under the sun.
"Stinky idiot, I'm sleepy, come back tomorrow."
"Ha, okay, okay, teacher, do you have any other tricks, teach me, teach me."
Yang Xiwo twisted his ankle and neck, and said in a cold voice: "To learn art from a teacher, there must be a teacher's ceremony. Besides, I don't accept idiots as apprentices..."
"Fuck, you are dead, don't run, little monk, you stop for me, watch my assault rifle/gun..."
The two of them quarreled and went back to the classroom. The episodes of the TV series were played everywhere in the classroom. This is a TV series that just came out this year. Zhong Yu led the men and women in the class to watch various compilation videos of handsome and sultry male protagonists. .
Zhu Jun couldn't help shouting: "I'll go, kiss..."
Kan Long shouted: "Fuck, is this man so handsome? Play back the action just now, and I'll take a look again."
"Brother Long, what you're doing is perverted to harass people."
Song Yuan watched a few videos, saw him blushing and ashamed, pretended not to be moved and said, "I just lied to you boys and girls. Seeing that he has the same surname as mine, he is barely the second most handsome!" "
Everyone let out a loud "cut".
Zhang Yunfeng smiled lightly and said, "I think the second male is more handsome."
As soon as these words came out, a group of chatterers immediately divided into two gangs, one male head coach and one second male head coach. They quarreled so badly that they didn't even know when the bell rang.
Zhong Yu shouted loudly: "I'm the male lead male second CP."
Lao Gao quietly stood outside the window, staring at them with a majestic expression. Sensitive Song Yuan immediately recited aloud: "噫咱嚱, the danger is high! The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky. Silkworms and yufu, how at a loss was the founding of the country ..."
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the old drivers who had been arguing just now hurriedly followed and recited indiscriminately.Zhang Yunfeng laughed, stood up and turned around to see, Lao Gao's gloomy face stared at them through the window in horror.
Zhang Yunfeng lowered his head in embarrassment, and tiptoed back to his seat. The students who had just had a quarrel returned to their desks while reciting.
"The bell is still noisy? Monitor, come out with me."
Zhong Yu, Kanlong and the others looked at each other in dismay, poking their heads very curiously to eavesdrop on how the old class reprimanded the monitor.
Yang Xiwo glared at Song Yuan who was still reciting ancient poems, and said coldly, "Pretend to do this physics problem before going to sleep."
Song Yuan stared at the big question and calculated it on the draft paper. He could only write a rough and simple formula. After the first question and the second question, he couldn't figure it out.After thinking for a long time, Song Yuan pulled Yang Xi's school uniform and said softly, "Teacher..."
"What?"
"It's pretty fast, the second question, my thoughts are like this, can you help me see it?"
"If you have any ideas, just write them down, don't ask me, I'll analyze them after I finish writing."
"Okay, teacher."
Yang Xi and I finished explaining the topic to him and let Song Yuan understand the knowledge points thoroughly. It was already 20:[-] in the afternoon.Many people fell asleep on their desks, and the classroom was very quiet.
Every time Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo put on the same coat and covered their heads with the coat, their hair exploded every time they woke up, but they slept soundly.
Song Yuan reached out and touched the back of Yang Xiwo's neck, leaned over and said softly, "Little monk, the skin on your neck is so tender and smooth."
Yang Xiwo stretched out one hand to grab Song Yuan's troublesome hand, but still put Song Yuan's hand on his neck, and said in a soft voice: "Don't make trouble, go to sleep."
Song Yuan's hand was held by Yang Xiwo to fall asleep, it was warm and warm.Song Yuan stood beside him in a daze, as if there was an electric current in the hand being held.He didn't dare to move, and fell asleep beside him happily.
There are always people in the class who don't like to sleep on the table, like Zhong Fulai, who specially bought a low folding bed, and sleeps comfortably on the small bed covered with a blanket.His enjoyment was envied and hated by the whole class.
People in the class usually go out from the lunch break to the first class, and even go out to the bathroom on tiptoe.No one in the class woke up the bell, and he didn't hear the class bell.
Song Yuan joked: "It's class, Zhong Fulai still hasn't woken up, when the teacher is in the middle of class, will it be frightening to see someone sleeping in the back of the classroom?"
Yang Xi, I always sleep well, every time at this time he is half asleep and half awake, snoring loudly, wanting to answer Song Yuan, but his brain can't slow down.The low humming sound made Song Yuan's heart itch.
A picture that made him blush and heartbeat suddenly flashed in Song Yuan's mind: He lowered his head and kissed the sleeping boy gently, calling out: "Little monk, continue to sleep."
Damn, how dare you do this?I blame Zhong Yu, it always reminds me of some scenes.
The biology teacher talked about the pneumococcal transformation experiment on the podium: "Remember, the S-type bacteria enter the R-type bacteria, and the transformation factor transforms the R bacteria into S bacteria to achieve in vivo transformation..."
A few boys who were old drivers in the class immediately booed and yelled, and the biology teacher's lecture thoughts were immediately interrupted, and he shouted: "Don't make a fuss..."
Zhong Fulai woke up from his dream and shouted: "There is a bomb, get down..."
The class that had been making a casserole all of a sudden stared blankly at Zhong Fulai who had just woken up from the dream, and the whole class fell into roaring laughter again.Zhong Fulai hugged the blanket in embarrassment, his hair was messed up, and ran back to his seat with a smile.
"The food in the cafeteria is not good. Isn't this forcing me to eat?" Kan Long was very depressed when he came back. He supported his head with one hand and looked at Liu Xiaotong who looked aggrieved.
"Brother Long, I bought a big spider near the school today, do you want to play with it?" Liu Xiaotong took out a glass bottle about the thickness of a bowl from his schoolbag, and a big gray spider in it moved its limbs. The girl on the side screamed in fright.
The girl scolded displeasedly: "Liu Xiaotong, why do you mess with these disgusting animals and insects every day? It's scary to death."
Kan Long patted the table and shouted: "This is someone's hobby, and they didn't let them out, you coward."
Liu Xiaotong adjusted his glasses frame, Xiaoping's head looked like a progressive young man, but he was very naive and cute, so he smiled naively: "Brother Long is not angry with me anymore?"
"Nonsense, I was so ashamed that day, ouch, why didn't you stop me?"
"I am the one who comforts you the most."
Last semester, because of Kan Long's turning around, the table in the cafeteria was overturned by Kan Long. Therefore, the school also considered the old table and replaced it with new tables and chairs at the beginning of school.There are many people in the school, and the end time of each grade is different, and the 1 canteen is the canteen that was overturned by Kan Long.After the winter vacation and the beginning of school, the decoration has become completely new. All the new tables and chairs look spacious and clean.
The word spread in the class is that Kan Long improved the canteen environment by himself.The legend of the school is that in the eleventh year of high school, another naive fell in the cafeteria and overturned the tables and chairs. After that, the school renovated the cafeteria.
When Song Yuan took Yang Xi and me to eat, the cafeteria was still full of people.Song Yuan naturally took on the task of serving food and vegetables, while Kan Long and Zhu Jun still had their shadows over overturning the tables and chairs in the cafeteria.Be careful when walking, for fear of causing trouble again.
Song Yuan was carrying two plates of food, and bumped into Adu who was patrolling the cafeteria, and the two looked at each other awkwardly for a few seconds.Song Yuan subconsciously looked at his clean shoes, he was fine.
Holding the loudspeaker, A'du nodded in relief, and gave Song Yuan a hard time, saying: "The food is good today, young man, let's eat for two, okay, let's go."
Song Yuan pursed his lips in disgust, if it wasn't for the little monk's food in his hand, he really wanted to put two plates of food on Adu's head.
With a loudspeaker, Adu kept talking about how to line up, how to swipe the card, how to serve the meal, and how to place the plates after eating, nagging, making everyone's ears buzzing.
Adu sang a one-man show in the midst of people coming and going, and said in a high-spirited manner: "You pay attention, and you still have to eat as much as you eat. If I catch you wasting food, you will be fined, you will be fined. Also, fat Classmates should not sit in it anymore, I tried it, I almost couldn’t get out, almost overturned the table. Be careful, don’t overturn the table again.”
Thinking of A'Du's obese body squeezed into the narrow tables and chairs, the whole cafeteria suddenly burst into laughter, and the laughter of the pig squawking and humming lasted for a long time.
Every day after lunch, Song Yuan would take a walk with Yang Xiwo in the pool behind the student dormitory. Song Yuan's desire to win was very strange.Yang Xiwo threw a stone into the water and hit the water with eight bounces, while Song Yuan only hit three, so angry that he had to compete.
"How did you do it?"
"The pebbles are easy to hit. I hit fifteen bounces at most."
"Teach me quickly, teach me quickly, and share with me the ultimate mystery of your science."
"No, the disciples of the church will starve to death, master, you are much stronger than me, and you will surpass me."
Song Yuan laughed and shouted: "Master, teacher, teach me. Teacher, teach me. I won't compete with you. I will compete with the stupid old pig in the future."
Yang Xi nodded, wording words in my mind, and said softly: "I won't explain the principle to you, anyway, you don't understand. In an ideal state, the stone has no kinetic energy consumption, and it is possible to keep hitting it. Martial arts in the world , only fast can’t break. The first move is to be fast, the greater the initial speed, the greater the kinetic energy. Please answer how to make the initial speed high?”
"force?"
"Well, the stronger your hands are, the more potential you have to dominate the water rafting world. That's why I don't teach you. Your hands are so strong, I can't beat you in the future."
"That's not right. If I improve, you will have room for improvement. The heights are too cold, and I will be your competitor."
"Reject! The second move is the angle. 20° is called the angle of dream incidence. The angle between the stone and the water surface can minimize the energy of the stone hitting the water surface." Yang Xi compared my palm with the water surface. An included angle of incidence of 20°.
Song Yuan gestured according to his posture, Yang Xiwo reached out and lowered his hand, and said softly: "It's too high, don't exceed 40°, and don't approach parallel."
"The key point of the third move is the spin speed. When flying out, you think of it as a frisbee or a top, and give it a spin speed. The higher the spin speed, the more stable the stone movement, and the best movement tendency. There are other factors, the pebbles, the shape of the flat rock, and the precise control of your body. Like you know Jordan's theory of the fadeaway jumper, but no one is the second Jordan, it's the same reason."
According to what he said, Song Yuan tried again and again, getting better and better, from three to seven, he praised excitedly: "Little monk, why are you so good?"
How can there be such a cute little cutie?The admiration and liking for this boy seem to have increased a lot.
Yang Xi, I don't know if my face was hot from the sun, or my mind was fascinated by his praise, I was suddenly embarrassed.The boy's bright smile was so dazzling that he couldn't move his eyes when he saw it under the sun.
"Stinky idiot, I'm sleepy, come back tomorrow."
"Ha, okay, okay, teacher, do you have any other tricks, teach me, teach me."
Yang Xiwo twisted his ankle and neck, and said in a cold voice: "To learn art from a teacher, there must be a teacher's ceremony. Besides, I don't accept idiots as apprentices..."
"Fuck, you are dead, don't run, little monk, you stop for me, watch my assault rifle/gun..."
The two of them quarreled and went back to the classroom. The episodes of the TV series were played everywhere in the classroom. This is a TV series that just came out this year. Zhong Yu led the men and women in the class to watch various compilation videos of handsome and sultry male protagonists. .
Zhu Jun couldn't help shouting: "I'll go, kiss..."
Kan Long shouted: "Fuck, is this man so handsome? Play back the action just now, and I'll take a look again."
"Brother Long, what you're doing is perverted to harass people."
Song Yuan watched a few videos, saw him blushing and ashamed, pretended not to be moved and said, "I just lied to you boys and girls. Seeing that he has the same surname as mine, he is barely the second most handsome!" "
Everyone let out a loud "cut".
Zhang Yunfeng smiled lightly and said, "I think the second male is more handsome."
As soon as these words came out, a group of chatterers immediately divided into two gangs, one male head coach and one second male head coach. They quarreled so badly that they didn't even know when the bell rang.
Zhong Yu shouted loudly: "I'm the male lead male second CP."
Lao Gao quietly stood outside the window, staring at them with a majestic expression. Sensitive Song Yuan immediately recited aloud: "噫咱嚱, the danger is high! The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky. Silkworms and yufu, how at a loss was the founding of the country ..."
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the old drivers who had been arguing just now hurriedly followed and recited indiscriminately.Zhang Yunfeng laughed, stood up and turned around to see, Lao Gao's gloomy face stared at them through the window in horror.
Zhang Yunfeng lowered his head in embarrassment, and tiptoed back to his seat. The students who had just had a quarrel returned to their desks while reciting.
"The bell is still noisy? Monitor, come out with me."
Zhong Yu, Kanlong and the others looked at each other in dismay, poking their heads very curiously to eavesdrop on how the old class reprimanded the monitor.
Yang Xiwo glared at Song Yuan who was still reciting ancient poems, and said coldly, "Pretend to do this physics problem before going to sleep."
Song Yuan stared at the big question and calculated it on the draft paper. He could only write a rough and simple formula. After the first question and the second question, he couldn't figure it out.After thinking for a long time, Song Yuan pulled Yang Xi's school uniform and said softly, "Teacher..."
"What?"
"It's pretty fast, the second question, my thoughts are like this, can you help me see it?"
"If you have any ideas, just write them down, don't ask me, I'll analyze them after I finish writing."
"Okay, teacher."
Yang Xi and I finished explaining the topic to him and let Song Yuan understand the knowledge points thoroughly. It was already 20:[-] in the afternoon.Many people fell asleep on their desks, and the classroom was very quiet.
Every time Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo put on the same coat and covered their heads with the coat, their hair exploded every time they woke up, but they slept soundly.
Song Yuan reached out and touched the back of Yang Xiwo's neck, leaned over and said softly, "Little monk, the skin on your neck is so tender and smooth."
Yang Xiwo stretched out one hand to grab Song Yuan's troublesome hand, but still put Song Yuan's hand on his neck, and said in a soft voice: "Don't make trouble, go to sleep."
Song Yuan's hand was held by Yang Xiwo to fall asleep, it was warm and warm.Song Yuan stood beside him in a daze, as if there was an electric current in the hand being held.He didn't dare to move, and fell asleep beside him happily.
There are always people in the class who don't like to sleep on the table, like Zhong Fulai, who specially bought a low folding bed, and sleeps comfortably on the small bed covered with a blanket.His enjoyment was envied and hated by the whole class.
People in the class usually go out from the lunch break to the first class, and even go out to the bathroom on tiptoe.No one in the class woke up the bell, and he didn't hear the class bell.
Song Yuan joked: "It's class, Zhong Fulai still hasn't woken up, when the teacher is in the middle of class, will it be frightening to see someone sleeping in the back of the classroom?"
Yang Xi, I always sleep well, every time at this time he is half asleep and half awake, snoring loudly, wanting to answer Song Yuan, but his brain can't slow down.The low humming sound made Song Yuan's heart itch.
A picture that made him blush and heartbeat suddenly flashed in Song Yuan's mind: He lowered his head and kissed the sleeping boy gently, calling out: "Little monk, continue to sleep."
Damn, how dare you do this?I blame Zhong Yu, it always reminds me of some scenes.
The biology teacher talked about the pneumococcal transformation experiment on the podium: "Remember, the S-type bacteria enter the R-type bacteria, and the transformation factor transforms the R bacteria into S bacteria to achieve in vivo transformation..."
A few boys who were old drivers in the class immediately booed and yelled, and the biology teacher's lecture thoughts were immediately interrupted, and he shouted: "Don't make a fuss..."
Zhong Fulai woke up from his dream and shouted: "There is a bomb, get down..."
The class that had been making a casserole all of a sudden stared blankly at Zhong Fulai who had just woken up from the dream, and the whole class fell into roaring laughter again.Zhong Fulai hugged the blanket in embarrassment, his hair was messed up, and ran back to his seat with a smile.
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