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Yang Xi, I saw that Song Yuan's grades had improved a bit, but I still felt a little sense of accomplishment in my heart.Song Yuan's performance ranking is now around 286 in his grade, and he can make steady progress.

That guy's self-confidence began to swell, and he began to float with pride.Looking at a slightly easier question, he said: "Come on, little monk, I will teach you this question..."

Floating in the water lake is also swollen, and I challenged Yang Xiwo.Yang Xi's hands are not as strong as his, so every time he loses by a few bounces.

The class bell rang, but the school had already drifted away from class, and was not in the seat for most of the class, and I didn't know where to go.Yang Xi, I just woke up again, picked up the phone and looked, the guy sent a message: Madan, little monk, why don't you answer the phone, come to the bathroom and save me, I didn't bring a tissue.

Yang Xiwo looked at the line in a daze, and typed: Why don't you ask Zhu Jun Kanlong to save you?

Song Yuan: Damn, is now the time to ask this kind of question?Save me quickly, I am in the fourth pit, I have squatted until my legs are numb.

Yang Xiwo: Call me Dad by voice.

When Song Yuan saw this, he shook his head helplessly, endured the humiliation, settled accounts after autumn, a man can bend and stretch, and sent him a voice message regardless of trivial matters.

After a while Yang Xi knocked on his door, Song Yuan opened the door and took his tissue.Yang Xi shouted, "Son, Dad is here to save you."

"Okay, little monk, I'll let you see who is the father later." Song Yuan lifted his trousers, opened the compartment door, and found that Yang Xi and I had already run away. He smiled and sighed, washing his hands.

When Song Yuan walked out of the bathroom, he found Yang Xiwo standing in the corridor outside waiting for him.He rushed over and clamped Yang Xiwo's neck with his elbows, and asked, "Why don't you go in?"

Yang Xi patted his arm, and said coldly: "Let go, I told the teacher to go to the bathroom, so there is no way to solve it so quickly."

"Little monk, do you want to skip class? Take you to eat delicious food."

Yang Xiwo sneered and laughed out loud: "You want to eat just after pulling?"

"Fill the vacancy!"

"No mobile phone!"

"I brought it, I will take you out of school over the wall, and we will come back from lunch break at noon."

Yang Xiwo was hesitating, but Song Yuan grabbed her and walked downstairs.Both of them were boarders, but they had to climb over the wall and get out of school.There is a garbage dump behind the teaching building of the school. There is a wall and an iron gate beside it. The iron gate is about three or four meters high.For the convenience of running out, the dormitory students put a desk there, and the desk was covered with a cloth.Outside the iron gate is the dusty road.

Song Yuan was the first to climb up to sit on the wall and stretched out his hand, Yang Xiwo climbed up the table, grabbed his hand and climbed up the wall, the two jumped back and forth on the ground.Song Yuan squatted on the ground playfully, raised his eyebrows and said, "Is your brother handsome?"

"ugly!"

Song Yuan took him to the video game city to play games. There were relatively few people in the middle of the week, and the two of them were wearing Jiangwai's school uniforms. People outside could tell at a glance that Jiangwai's students skipped class and came out to play games.

Yang Xi, I have never played those games, but after learning a bit, I am proficient in everything from KOF fighting, simulated racing, shooting, and shooting, which is comparable to Song Yuan, who has been playing games all year round.

"Little monk, do you want to be so perverted? I only teach you once and get started?"

"It's very simple, just follow the brain with your hands."

"Stop playing, stop playing, and lose every game."

Yang Xiwo looked at Song Yuan who looked discouraged, and said in a low voice: "Then I will let you?"

"It's still interesting to play water float, I can beat you!"

"..."

Water Piao has really become the only amusement project that Song Yuan can win Yang Xiwo. Naturally, Yang Xiwo really found frustration in this project.

They took a taxi after lunch and came back. They wanted to blend in with the crowd and enter the school, but they didn't have school cards on them. Yang Xiwo always walked in a leisurely manner, while Song Yuan had to sneak into the school. As a result, the two were stopped by the gatekeeper uncle.

"You two, you can't go in without your school card."

Song Yuan said: "Our school is stuck in the classroom and forgot to bring it out."

"Impossible, you have to have a school card to get in and out."

"I really forgot."

The gatekeeper looked at the two questioningly, took the registration book and said: "Write down the class name, student number and contact information."

so troublesome!Song Yuan sighed, picked up the pen and wrote the words "Wu Yanzu" and random fabricated information on it.

Yang Xiwo stared blankly at Song Yuan, couldn't help but sniggered, obediently followed him with an extremely sincere expression and wrote the three words "Jay Chou".

The gatekeeper picked up the registration book and took a closer look, then said in a cold voice, "Wu Yanzu, Jay Chou, remember to bring your school card to sell your name after class."

Song Yuan responded a few times perfunctorily, sneaking a glance at Yang Xiwo who was writing, still using handwriting similar to Song Yuan's.As soon as he finished writing, Song Yuan put his arms around his shoulders and said, "Okay, learn my moves secretly. And why are you writing in my handwriting?"

"You know what? Write down these two names, and we won't be able to sell them. And you won't find me with your handwriting."

"Little villain, see if I don't beat you up." Song Yuan clamped Yang Xiwo's neck directly with his arms, and the two laughed and played all the way back to the classroom.

The two didn't take this matter to heart at all. Later, the electronic scrolling screen at the school gate asked those schools that did not bring their school cards to come and sell their names. The two names "Wu Yanzu" and "Jay Chou" were impressively displayed at the school gate.

On the first day, when Kan Long saw the electronic screen at the door, he took a picture and posted it in Moments: "Which two idiots wrote Wu Yanzu and Jay Chou? Hahahahaha..."

As soon as Song Yuan saw Hanhan's circle of friends, he replied to his circle of friends: I'll wipe it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Kan Long's circle of friends has exploded, and it is widely circulated in the circle of friends.Satisfied, Kan Long opened the circle of friends with more than 100 likes, read Song Yuan's reply, stared at Song Yuan blankly, and yelled in the noisy classroom: "Fuck, boss, are you Wu Yanzu or Jay Chou?"

Zhu Jun laughed loudly and said, "It seems that the real master is in our class."

Yang Xiwo rubbed her forehead in embarrassment, and smiled: "Do stupid things with idiots!"

Many students went to sell their names, but no one claimed those two big names.The electronic scrolling screen gathers many people to take pictures every day. The school leaders feel that it is a matter of integrity, so they have to find people on the radio: "Student Wu Yanzu and Jay Chou, these two students immediately came to the discipline office to admit their mistakes. There are many cameras in the school, we can immediately Find out who you are. If you can't find out, I will take the security office to identify you class by class."

The whole school knew that these two idiots did stupid things, and many people kept making fun of them: "Wu Yanzu, Jay Chou hasn't found it yet? I really want to see it."

"What should we do? Will we be caught in a small black room?" Song Yuan asked with a smile.

"Are you actually afraid?"

"No, I'm excited. I haven't been taken to the office for a long time. It's itchy."

Yang Xiwo shook his head, and said calmly: "The guard uncle sees so many students every day, and he should not be impressed after a few days. And I guess he is a little short-sighted, and he held the registration book a little close that day. The school will not take this matter into consideration. Too long to remember."

"I'm afraid I'm too handsome, he remembered it all at once."

"But it doesn't rule out that he has a good memory."

As a result, "Wu Yanzu" and "Jay Chou" could not be found for several days.The electronic screen was broken by someone inexplicably, it was dim, and it couldn't be turned on.In recent days, maintenance workers have been repairing that screen at the door.

When passing by the gate of the school, Song Yuan found that the screen had been turned off, came back and breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "The screen at the school is turned off, God help me."

"Well, I am God."

Song Yuan was surprised and said: "You broke it? How did you break it? Is it true or not?"

"That's very simple, the key is how to make it look like natural destruction!"

"Aren't you afraid of the camera at the door?"

"I'm afraid, but the camera is broken. I went to the security room to check the surveillance by not seeing my ID card, and found that it was broken. As soon as the uncle came in, he looked at me and didn't remember me at all. I suppressed it again. I can't help it, I want to try to destroy it."

"You are so awesome, little monk, why are you so powerful?" Song Yuan directly raised his hand and squeezed Yang Xi's ear, and asked in his ear, "Do you accept the business of robbing banks?"

"roll!"

The two were talking, and Liu Xiaotong ran in from outside crying, his eyes were red.Many boys in the class immediately gathered around, and Kan Long asked, "What's wrong?"

"I was going to the bathroom just now, and I was arrested by those boys from class ten...Brother Long helped me avenge, they arrested me in Aruba."

"Fuck, who, you took us there to bully the zoologists in our class. Is it a false name to be the originator of my useless work?" Kan Long turned around and asked Song Yuan for help: "Boss, boss, our class was killed by someone. If you bully me, let's go and get people from Class Ten."

Song Yuan's knuckles creaked, and he shouted angrily: "Go, dare to provoke our eleventh class, and we will not cry when we see the coffin." Song Yuan took Kan Long Zhujun and other ten boys to the back door of the tenth class After one stop, he shouted: "Who is bullying our Class [-] people? Xiaotong, which ones?"

Liu Xiaotong pointed to the tall boys who were fighting with the girls, and Song Yuan strode over to grab one of the boys.The whole classroom was filled with roaring and howling, and those boys were severely grabbed by the boys in Class [-].One or two were about to escape, but Zhu Jun and Yang Jue caught them with one hand. The classroom was in chaos, struggling until all the desks in the classroom collapsed.

"Take it away!"

The entire corridor was filled with earth-shattering boys' roars, and the boys from Class [-] were like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, struggling uselessly and being carried high into the boys' toilet.

The teachers in the office thought that something serious had happened, so they rushed out to take a look, only to see that many boys were surrounded by the bathroom, and they couldn't get in no matter how crowded they were.

Lao Gao ran over to ask the few male students in the class, and asked anxiously, "What happened to the boys?"

Zhong Yu replied loudly: "Teacher, they are playing a recently popular game, so excited."

Lao Gao ran over to stand on tiptoe with his tall body, but was blocked by the group of boys, only to hear screams and booing from the men's toilet.Lao Gao shook his head and thought: Young is good, it is the age to play!

The class bell rang leisurely, and a female voice rang on the radio: "It's time for class, please return to your seat quickly and get ready for class..."

"Get out..." Song Yuan shouted, and all the boys in Class [-] heard Song Yuan's command, immediately put down the boy who was wailing when he collided with the door frame, water table, and broom, and rolled out of the bathroom like a tide.

The blood feud between Class [-] and Class [-] was completely formed. Students in Class [-] went upstairs and downstairs when they went to the bathroom, and students in Class [-] were beaten and arrested when they passed Class [-].The whole grade knows that Class [-] and Class [-] are incompatible. There is him without me, and there is me without him.

The leaders of the two classes are Song Yuan and Liu Chang.Who has the loudest voice in the morning reading competition, who gets to the cafeteria first for dinner, who is worse at doing exercises.Go straight to the game after class, play basketball and football to compare the winners and losers, and the number of challenges in a few days is beyond count.

The sun shone warmly on the corridor, making people lazy.A group of energetic boys gather at the door of their class every time after class, as if it has become a collective activity for boys.

They stood at the door of their class and shouted slogans:

"Class ten and class ten, boys have no crotch."

"Eleven and eleven, boys suck."

Yang Xiwo: "..."

As a person who did not participate, it seems that he still bears the name of being scolded.The key point is that this slogan is extremely simple and rude, and does not use relatives as a shield.Song Yuan had to ask him to comment on which of the swearing slogans of Class [-] or Class [-] was better.Yang Xiwo commented: "No and death, one is short-term pain and the other is long-term pain, death can be cured, death is painless, each has its own pain, comparable, accurate and refined, no words are more ruthless."

"Look, I want to tell them that the number one in grade thinks the swearing slogans in our class are more ruthless!"

"..." Can you stop pulling me?

The last two classes secretly collected all kinds of slogans that abused each other's class.The class teachers of the two classes have a good relationship in the office, and they hear their class students teasing each other every day.

"Here it goes again, howling after class."

"They're really endless."

Lao Gao discussed with the head teacher of class ten, and prepared to stir up flames in the class to promote their learning: "Hey, you can't scold class ten, and the overall grades can't compare with them. Their head teacher shows off to me every day, and the overall grades of their class are very comparable Our class is good, it seems that you are going to lose."

"Impossible, teacher, there is a bully in our class."

"I'm talking about the overall grades, what kind of pig talk are you talking about? You are screaming every day, you are really a bunch of piggies. The second monthly exam will be held soon. You should show your grades and don't be compared by the tenth class."

The war between the two classes was led to the academic performance by the two class teachers, so the people in the two classes endorsed in the corridor after class, and finally threw down a sentence: "Sand Sculpture in Class Ten, the next sentence will ask you if you can do it in Class Ten?"

Class Ten recited it with a clatter, throwing out a sentence of English text recitation, and provocatively said: "You bastards from Class Eleven, can you understand?"

It seems that nothing can solve the competitive spirit of a group of teenagers!