Do not touch without permission

When I came back from vacation, the weather was still very cold, and the doors and windows of the classroom were closed tightly.As soon as Song Yuan entered the classroom, the oncoming Kan Long stared at the red spots on Song Yuan's Adam's apple, and exclaimed: "Boss, boss... neck... don't tell me this is a hickey?" He thought this red spot was very familiar , It seems that who else has similar marks on the neck?Can not remember!

He only remembered when Kan Long mentioned it. On the night of the New Year's Eve, Yang Xiwo left four neat hickey marks near his Adam's apple, facing each other, which was particularly conspicuous.Instead, he planted more than a dozen strawberries on Yang Xiwo's fair body, and he especially liked to see his marks on Yang Xiwo's body.

Song Yuan raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly: "What do you think?"

Kan Long showed a curious look, laughed and exclaimed: "Boss, how far are you? Home run!"

Song Yuan raised his hand and tapped Kan Long's head, and said in disgust, "Why are you so wretched? Brother is a gentleman!"

An honest gentleman can't get sweets, he wants to be Yang Xi's boyfriend who is pious!

"That's no!" Kan Long shook his head and sighed, and continued: "Do you want me to give you a trick?"

"That's enough! You who haven't written a composition, you have taught me a person who can write a good composition. Get out, the final exam is coming, study hard, don't mess around with these useless things." Song Yuan weighed in his hand Weighing the milk, he saw his boy clearing and wiping the table.Song Yuan is like a pug, his eyes are very dark, eye-catching and full of desire, when he is excited, his eyes light up instantly and become enthusiastic.Song Yuan bent over, lowered his head to the boy's ear, and said with a smile, "Good morning, little monk!"

"Good morning, Brother Yuan." Yang Xi raised his eyes to look at Song Yuan's neck, and the corners of his mouth curved up slightly.

Zhong Yu, the team leader of their group, began to urge hand in the English homework, and each team member asked for homework one by one.When I came to Song Yuan's table, I saw Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo who were whispering close together, and roared in my heart: "Damn it, I'm going to continue cracking sweets! Take care of his homework!"

Yang Xi felt his eyes fixed on me, and when I looked up, it was Zhong Yu who was full of laughter.Seeing Zhong Yu's smiling face, he knew what she was thinking.In the past, he might have felt that Zhong Yu was secretly in love with Song Yuan, but now he felt that his underground love had been broken, and he was a little embarrassed to watch him like this.He quickly picked up his homework from the table and said softly, "Homework!"

"Huh? Is there any homework for English?" Song Yuan immediately grabbed Yang Xi's homework book, flipped through a few pages, and hurriedly began to copy it. He said to Zhong Yu, "Give me 5 minutes!" So he began to write on the paper. Lianbi writing.

Among Song Yuan's six subjects, English has always been the best one, so Yang Xi and I seldom ask him about his English, except occasionally I see some articles or phrases or sentences that are more suitable for exams and share them with him.The two usually also whisper in English, saying something embarrassing, which makes others stunned.The other people are Zhu Jun, Kan Long and Zhong Yu.

Zhong Yu noticed the four uniform hickey marks on Song Yuan's neck, which looked like four-character numbers on a dice, and his eyes dimmed instantly from bright.She thought to herself: Forget it, this is popping candy, it hurts my tongue, so I don't want to eat it.

Under Song Yuan's hard work, he finally finished copying his homework.Song Yuan took out the physics test paper and said to Yang Xiwo who was seriously biting the straw and drinking milk: "Little monk, give me the physics test paper, correct the answer."

Yang Xi I opened my mouth and let go of the straw, looking for the test papers on the table.Song Yuan took a sip of his milk, bit the flat end of the straw into a vertical flat, then put it down, and tapped the cap on his forehead lightly.Yang Xi, I continued to drink milk, and the straw of the milk bottle became flat again after drinking it.

The corners of Song Yuan's mouth couldn't help but rise. Facing the physics answer, Yang Xiwo turned his head to look at it. He made a mistake in choosing a radio and filling in the blanks.Yang Xi and I grabbed the pen, put the cap on it, and said softly, "Stretch out your hand!"

"You really don't give face, and you're not a primary school student!" Song Yuan straightened his palm, Yang Xi rubbed my white and slender fingers against Song Yuan's palm for a moment, and then slapped him hard twice.Song Yuan's palms were itchy and hot, he blew on them, and said in a throaty voice: "Big villain!"

"This is the first time you have made so few mistakes, but my request is that you can't make mistakes in any of the multiple-choice questions, so that the score can be high."

"Understood, Teacher Yang."

The sound of morning reading is endless. Everyone reads and memorizes the text carefully, and some students are copying their homework.The rustling sound of reading echoed in the sealed classroom, and everyone was immersed in their own affairs.Suddenly, there was a particularly unfriendly and disgusting smell in the air, and the people who were reading and writing in the classroom exploded instantly.

Zhu Jun scolded: "Which grandson farted? Fuck, this concentration is suffocating!"

Yang Jue scolded: "Who ate leeks in the morning? This taste..."

Song Yuan held his breath, and shouted: "Made, open the window in front, and the students behind are dying."

The girl in front didn't smell it and felt it was too cold, so she refused, "No, the wind is too strong, it's too cold!"

Song Yuan waved the air with the test paper, pinched his nose, and shouted: "Is this smell killing people? Hurry up and take a sip each, and the smell will disappear."

Zhu Jun smiled and said: "Wori, what the hell are you doing, old Song?"

Lao Gao walked in from the outside to inspect, and was dizzy from the smell. He held his breath and went to the window, opened the window, and the cold wind swept the entire classroom.The people in the classroom were shivering from the cold, and the test papers were flying everywhere.

The girls wailed endlessly, saying: "The teacher is closed, it's gone, the smell is gone."

Lao Gao closed the window, and said earnestly: "Constipation at a young age? Try not to release biochemical weapons in the sealed classroom in the future, and study quickly."

Everyone started to read, and as they read, there was another horrible smell.Song Yuan was so angry that he shouted: "Who? Don't let people worry? What's the matter, can't we get along peacefully? What kind of smoke/fog/bombs should be released when we are classmates? Old Gao said that the release of biological and chemical weapons is prohibited. Didn't you hear?"

Yang Xi I reached out and patted his forehead, covered his mouth and nose and said, "Stupid idiot, read a book."

"I can't see it." Song Yuan approached Kan Long who was reading seriously, and shouted: "Hanhan, you are exceptionally unusual today, isn't it you?"

Kan Long put down the book angrily, and scolded: "I'm sorry, boss, don't blame me for everything, I eat the same as the old pig."

Zhong Yu added: "Oh? Pig feed?"

Zhu Jun: "Damn, Aunt Zhong, do you want to try my biochemical weapon?"

The next day, there was a suffocating fart smell in the classroom.Song Yuan was so dizzy from the smell, she covered her mouth and nose and watched someone with a strange expression.Zhu Jun roared angrily: "Ma De, did you eat white radish this time? Damn, can you rest in peace? Do you want to kill all of us? Are you just going to make things difficult for us?"

Kan Long fanned himself with a notebook and cried out in pain, "Can I go to the bathroom? Brothers and sisters!"

Song Yuan leaned her face on Yang Xiwo's arm, took a deep breath, and smelled his good smell.There is a faint smell of washing powder, as well as Yang Xi's unique smell, which seems to be the smell of prickly heat powder on a child.

Yang Xi said softly, "What are you doing?"

"You are fragrant, I want you to save me."

Yang Xi laughed lightly, he smelled the smell of his sleeves, and said confusedly: "It doesn't smell good."

Song Yuan hummed in a low voice and said, "But I just smell the fragrance."

"Go, go to the door and read a book!"

Yang Xiwo took the lead, followed by several people, and ran out of the corridor for morning reading.As soon as Lao Gao heard the sound of reading a little louder, he walked out of the office to have a look, walked into the classroom with doubts, instantly cleared his mind, stepped back and stood at the door, and said with a smile: "Is there a fart appraiser in the class? Take this They were caught by me, and I took them to the hospital to have a look.”

When the students in Class [-] saw that the students in Class [-] had all come out for morning reading, they couldn't help but want to find out what happened.When I heard that someone was farting, I laughed so hard that I couldn't help myself.

Song Yuan couldn't help it anymore, that person started farting at other times besides morning reading, and now it smells like rotten eggs!Song Yuan prepared a mask and a lemon-flavored air freshener.Every time that person farts, he performs a few tricks as if doing something, and cleans the dirty classroom like a ritual.

I am the savior, save your souls!

Song Yuan immediately sprinkled the air freshener, his eyes full of contempt for the king. "Hey, Fabao, my air is clean, and I'm going to save you from fire and water again!"

There is no smell that cannot be covered by air fresheners. Come on, let the exhaust gas come more violently, and let the smell of rotten eggs compete with my magic weapon to fight the enemy!

Ha, fresh smell!

Ha, the taste of freedom!

I still can't cure you, Xiao Mian?Obediently disappear!

Every day, the entire classroom reverberates with a choking smell of lemon air freshener and concentration.

Zhu Jun roared angrily: "Damn it, why not just smell the smell of rotten eggs? The two smells make me want to go to the toilet."

Kan Long laughed and said, "Boss, what the hell are you doing? We're about to faint..."

Zhong Yu pinched her nose and said, "Boss Song, when I smell lemons in the future, I will think of that person's fart. Don't make me resist the smell of lemons!"

When the biology teacher came in, he almost retched and scolded: "Did you fall into the cesspool? Or did you move the toilet in? It still smells like lemons?"

The whole class began to complain, saying that the man had a bad stomach and farted every day, which made them restless!The biology teacher began to tell them how farts are formed and what their components are.

The biology teacher said: "Open the window. The students in the front row should wear more clothes. It's so cold. You would rather be smelly than open the window. You're going to faint."

Song Yuan smelled like a lot of lemons, and he was very serious when listening to the biology teacher's extra-curricular knowledge.When he turned his head and approached Yang Xi me, Yang Xi covered his nose and said softly, "Don't come near me!"

"Damn, I don't smell bad!"

"Zhong Yu is right. From the perspective of neuroanatomy, the olfactory system is highly overlapped with the limbic system responsible for encoding emotions and memory. When I smell lemons in the future, I will think of this high-concentration human exhaust."

"Damn it, you don't love me anymore?"

"It's the same problem as a boyfriend falling into a cesspit. He chooses not to save him, because his IQ is worrying, and he is stupid enough to fall into the cesspit."

"I don't care, change into my school uniform with me."

Song Yuan sniffed the smell of Yang Xiwo's school uniform contentedly, took a deep breath like an addiction, and said comfortably: "Although it's a bit small, I don't mind, it's okay."

Yang Xiwo shook the smell of lemon on her body, smiled slightly at the corner of her mouth and cursed: "Stinky idiot!"