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They clearly said they were here to play, but in the end, everyone wore new shoes and stepped under the orange tree full of chicken feces, carrying a bamboo basket, sleeves rolled up, and working with a sickle.

Song Yuan couldn't help yelling: "Hanhan, I suspect that you asked us to work on purpose."

Zhu Jun said leisurely: "Why is your orange tree blooming so well this year? Did no one pick it? You asked us to come here on purpose?"

Kan Long said with a hippie smile: "Hey, I'm not here to let you experience farm life. I went to pick tea in the first year of high school. Who said picking strawberries? Now I want you to experience picking oranges..."

Song Yuan looked at his baby Yang Xi, whose white and tender fingers were working, unable to hold the sickle in his hand, twitching the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, and said grimly: "I haven't killed a dog for a long time, Today I want to relive the feeling of killing a dog..."

Kan Long gave a thumbs up, laughed and praised: "The boss is the boss, I dare not do this to the dog!"

Everyone stared suspiciously at Kan Long, who had a naive face, and Zhong Yu ate the sweet and juicy oranges, and said with a poof, "Han Han, your boss is killing you!"

Liu Xiaotong took a breath, and said, "Brother Long, you are so stupid, you don't even know the scolded dog."

"Damn it, boss, are you really scolding me?" Kan Long threw down the orange and widened his eyes angrily, but when he saw Song Yuan's fierce and sturdy eyes, he said with a playful smile, "Hang on, let's go play other games later." ?”

Song Yuan squinted, threw an orange into the bamboo basket, and said, "Oh? Playing something else? Frying the pit?"

Kan Long shook his head and refused: "Don't, don't, I was beaten up last year, and I will be fine this year."

Zhong Yu approached Zhu Jun and couldn't help gossiping: "What's the matter? What's going on?"

"Oh... let me tell you..." Zhu Junyi said that everyone came over to listen curiously, Kan Long rushed over and said angrily, "Oh shit, old pig, why are you bringing up old things again? Can you tell me?" Shall I save face? Enough..."

As soon as everyone heard about the explosion of the Baba Pit, they were already laughing up and down, and all kinds of sob-like laughter came and went one after another.

Everyone picked the oranges until they got a little impatient, and started running around.Song Yuan packed up the tools and bamboo baskets that everyone had left behind.Yang Xi I ran to wash my hands and washed two oranges, peeled them clean and handed them into Song Yuan's mouth, looked at Song Yuan expectantly, and asked, "Is it sweet?"

"It's quite sweet, try it too." Song Yuan raised his eyebrows and said in praise, so Yang Xi and I ate all the two oranges.Song Yuan asked in surprise: "Don't you need to feed me?"

"You've already eaten!"

Song Yuan motioned to him: "I still want to eat your peeled meat. I want to experience being an emperor and being served by beauties."

Yang Xi said to me: "Why do you always talk about beauty? I don't know, but you still think I'm a sissy."

"What's the point? Qu Yuan's poems are sweet and beautiful every day, why can't I call you a beauty? Yang beauty..."

"..."

Yang Xi, I took an orange and scrubbed it for a long time, peeled the orange, and slowly picked out the tangerine tendrils.Song Yuan looked at him earnestly peeling and pulling his beard, his fingers looked white, and every movement was extraordinarily beautiful.He approached with a smile and said, "Your hands are really pretty."

Yang Xi and I suddenly remembered that when we were lingering in the car on New Year's Day, after he helped Song Yuan relieve him, Song Yuan praised his hand for its beauty while kissing and licking the back of his hand.Yang Xi's face turned red involuntarily.

Liu Xiaotong ran over dancing and asked Kan Long, "Brother Long, does the sweet potato field next door belong to your family too? Let's roast sweet potatoes!"

Kan Long was eating a blood-red dragon fruit, with his mouth open, he ran over to have a look suspiciously, raised his eyebrows hesitantly and said, "No, my third uncle's family, but we can secretly dig sweet potatoes..."

Everyone was excited when they heard it. Although stealing is immoral, they are too boring.A group of boys plus Zhong Yu lurk on the farmland of the third uncle's house.Zhong Yu was in charge of watching and urging them to hurry up.

Kan Long said fearlessly: "Don't be afraid, my third uncle won't come over after Chinese New Year!" Kan Long slowly twisted his waist, yawned, and held two sweet potatoes in his hand.He looked back and saw that it was the third uncle who was slowly coming over on a bicycle.Kan Long shouted loudly: "I wipe, the third uncle is here, run quickly..."

Everyone started to run. Kan Long saw Zhong Yu who was still watching stupidly on the other side, and immediately grabbed Zhong Yu's sweater and hat, strangling Zhong Yu almost to death on the spot.Just like that, Zhong Yu was dragged by Kan Long, and ran back to her family's farm in a state of embarrassment.

"Which son of a bitch came to my house to steal sweet potatoes?" The third uncle threw down the bicycle, and began to grin and swear, and the sound of abuse resounded through the sky.

"Lighter, lighter!" Kan Long and Zhu Jun were urging to find a lighter, but no one had brought one.Zhu Jun scolded loudly: "Hanhan and I both forgot to bring it, Lao Song, how about you?"

Song Yuan said: "I quit a long time ago, brother, do you have it?"

Song Yan said: "Your brother and I are good students, I don't smoke!"

Kan Long grinned and said, "Don't be afraid, Third Uncle smokes! I'll borrow them!"

Everyone stared blankly at Kan Long's naive behavior, and watched him and Liu Xiaotong go on a long journey.After waiting for a while, Kan Long took a pack of matches that had never been seen before, and said with a smile: "Look, matches!"

Liu Xiaotong said helplessly: "I desperately wanted a lighter, but Brother Long insisted that I want to experience the charm of matches."

"I'll wipe..." Zhu Jun Fu smiled helplessly, and cursed: "I shouldn't have let Liu Xiaotong go with you, because every time you won't listen to Liu Xiaotong's words."

Zhang Yunfeng came out to speak kindly: "Stop making noise, don't care about black and white cats, as long as it catches mice, it's a good cat."

Everyone lined up in front of the faucet to wash sweet potatoes. Kan Long and Zhu Jun piled up a place for roasting sweet potatoes among several haystacks.When Yang Xi and I came over, I saw such a dangerous and easy-to-burn place, and advised: "Be careful here, don't burn them."

Kan Long said confidently: "Don't be afraid, it's convenient for us to get grass." As he said that, Kan Long took out the unparalleled firewood and started to strike matches, one by one to kill one, and one by one to kill another.

Song Yuan gritted his teeth and scolded: "Damn, Hanhan, you are so stupid!"

"Don't be afraid, it will be soon, soon! Watch me perform miracles with great strength!" Kan Long roared, and the flowers burned in a small match.Kan Long yelled out joyfully, breathed out, and the match went out immediately.

Everyone instantly became angry and cursed Hanhan loudly.

Kan Long casually threw back the match that had just been extinguished, and hurriedly said, "Give me one more chance, and watch me perform miracles..." With a sound of "swish", the match started to ignite, and the fire began to burn slowly, waiting for the fire to grow. flourish.

Zhong Yu moved her nose, sniffed it, and said puzzledly, "Why do I smell a strong smell... I rely on... Brother Long..." Everyone looked at the direction of Zhong Yu's finger, and listened to Zhong Yu's scent. With a scream, he looked at the burning haystack behind Kan Long.

"Firefighting..."

The fire on the haystack grew stronger and began to spread.Kan Long and the others wanted to go up and stamp it out with their feet. They frantically stepped on the firelight on the haystack of Xionghuo, but a single spark can start a prairie fire.

Yang Xiwo shouted loudly: "Let's fetch water together!"

Kan Long and Liu Xiaotong rushed to the farm hut.There were two small orange buckets on the floor of the small room, covered with lids, and Kan Long carried them over without saying a word.

Liu Xiaotong smelled a familiar smell, but he didn't think of that much in a hurry.When Kan Long opened the lid of the bucket and splashed water on it, a little water splashed into Liu Xiaotong's mouth.sweet.Liu Xiaotong panicked and said, "Brother Long, this is fruit wine..."

"Hey..." The fire was getting bigger and bigger, and there was a puff of black smoke, and the raging fire made Kan Long's face red.

Zhu Jun and the others were stepping on the fire, but they were scared by the fire and took a step back, cursing: "Go and fill the water!"

"No!" Yang Xiwo yelled: "Alcohol is on fire, you need to use a wet rag, take off your coat to soak it in water, or cover it with sand, hurry up..." Yang Xiwo rushed over to wet the coat, run over.Song Yuan brought Song Yan and Zhong Fulai to rush over holding balls of sand.

Looking at the fire in front of him, Kan Long felt that it must be impossible to save, so he threw a dozen sweet potatoes piled on the ground into the raging fire, turned around and ran to wet his coat.

Kan Long's grandfather was playing Pai Gow at the head of the village, when someone shouted, "Someone is burning things over there, the fire is so hot!"

Grandpa Kan Long glanced over there, and said leisurely: "It must be Uncle A-Long who is burning things!"

"No, I'm here." The third uncle stood behind Grandpa Kanlong.

Grandpa Kanlong looked at the dark direction of the fireworks again, and hurriedly stood up: "Too bad, it must be where I am!"

The old people around shouted: "Hurry up and have a look."

"Lend me the bicycle, Uncle A-Long..." Grandpa Kanlong hurried over on a bicycle with gray hair.The third uncle walked with all the old people and followed them to watch the fun.

Under the leadership of Yang Xiwo, the crowd scolded Fang Qiu on the fire field, sweating indulgently.The fire was slowly coming down, but they were so exhausted that they wanted to rub Kan Long on the ground.The sweet potatoes that were thrown in were half-ripe and buried in the sand.

When Grandpa Kanlong came in, his brows were raised and he was furious. He saw that there was only one bucket of fruit wine left, and most of the haystack was burned.He looked around at him, picked up a broom, and roared: "You son of a bitch, see if I don't kill you..."

Grandpa Kan Long rushed over, maybe because of his old eyesight, he beat anyone he saw, Zhu Jun was the first one to be beaten, and cursed: "Last year you blew up shitholes, but you dare to come this year..."

"I'll wipe it, Hanhan, save me..." Zhu Jun hurriedly ran, stroking his butt in pain.

Song Yuan hurriedly grabbed Yang Xi and I ran up to hide beside him, while the leisurely Zhong Yu grabbed a half-cooked sweet potato on the ground and broke it into two pieces, tasted it, and threw it away in distaste.In front of him was a group of beaten teenagers yelling, and Song Yan cursed again and again: "Fuck, my dad can't bear to beat me..."

The third uncle looked at the sweet potatoes on the ground and cheered loudly: "Kan Long still stole my sweet potatoes, beat him to death..."

Master Kan Long spared the others, grabbed Kan Long and cursed: "You son of a bitch, do you still dare to steal?"

"Grandpa, I dare not, we are just playing around, Grandpa, I was wrong, give me some face, give me some face..."

"Excuse me? Bullshit face..." Grandpa Kan Long slapped Kan Long's butt vigorously, and Kan Long jumped up and down in pain, screaming loudly.

Seeing that something was wrong, the others hurriedly fled for their lives.Zhu Jun touched his buttocks while running, and said, "Grandpa Kanlong beats people so painfully, he didn't beat me like this last year..."

When running past the gate of Kanlong's grandpa's farm, Kanlong's loud whining and crying came from inside.Everyone was so tired that they lay on the car body.Can't help laughing out loud.

The jackets of Yang Xiwo, Liu Xiaotong, Zhang Yunfeng, and Zhu Jun were wet, and the remaining three boys had mud in their hands.Taking advantage of Grandpa Kan Long scolding Kan Long in the back room, the three boys sneaked in to wash their hands, for fear of being discovered by him.In the end, they abandoned Kan Long and left directly.

Kan Long knelt down and wept, while looking at his phone, cursing: Damn, you left me and left?

Members of the group expressed their condolences.

Kan Long: Damn, I was beaten just now, and I will be beaten by my father again when I go back... It was my brother who came back to pick me up and let me live in your house...

The group donated a dime one after another as a memorial ceremony.