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In high school, Zhong Yu always had a dream of becoming an online novelist, and she always liked to write sand sculpture and joyful novels on the Internet.She thought for a while and gave herself a pseudonym of "La Tiao Destroys My Lady Design".I wanted to become the master of the family by writing sand sculpture love novels on the Jinyu website, but I got nothing, and I had to suffer all kinds of ridicule from Kan Long and Zhu Jun. Later, I covered my face and cried, and abandoned the article.After many years, she accidentally clicked on the website to read novels, but found that many netizens clicked and left her messages.

The first novel "The Non-Mainstream School Bully and His Shy Little Monk" based on Song Yuan and Yang Xiwo was successfully signed in Jinyu.She sent a message to show off to her "good sisters" Kan Long and Zhu Jun, and promised: "Don't worry, you two, I will write you into my article and give you a new love story."

Zhu Jun: Some people may miss Aruba.

Kan Long: Going to her house during Chinese New Year this year will prevent her from getting married in the future!

Zhong Yu: ...

Zhu Jun: Do you have a link?

Kan Long: I want to see the love story of the boss!

Zhong Yu showed mercy and asked them to look at her literary talents. The news had already spread to her seven aunts and eight aunts, but she received a lot of links in the news, "Women don't marry at 28, what choice do they have?" "Shocked This is what a woman should prepare for before she turns 30!"

Zhong Yu continued to browse through the messages left by netizens.

Bowl of millet paste: "I look forward to opening a new hole!"

Don't bother you: "This has already gone to heaven, I collected it four years ago, and there has been no new hole."

Watch me tear Nima up with my bare hands: "Is this author out of his mind? Your campus essays are only about love? Watching them fight every day, that little monk sleeps every day and can be liked by school bullies and admitted to the highest university? You have to have a head to pretend!"

Xiao Li Feidao: "The plot is so ink-smeared that I want to vomit, the two male protagonists are so greasy that they can be cooked, they are so childish that they explode, and they are as disgusting as the author's screen name. Did the author not go to college? Can't stand it! If I Seeing such a non-mainstream school tyrant, I give him a 360 big white eye!"

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Zhong Yu replied directly in the introduction on the homepage: This is what I wrote for fun in high school, whether I like it or not.Both of them are my classmates, you can attack me, but please don't attack any of the characters in it.

Zhong Yu read all the comments, and cried in anger in the small rental house where she lived alone in a foreign country.It's so irritating, there's no mercy in the mouths of these readers.

After recovering, Zhong Yu looked back at the articles she wrote in high school, and missed her youth for the first time.In the past, I was deceived by novels and didn't do very well in the college entrance examination. I didn't expect that now I have deceived many young girls who are not familiar with the world.If she could do it all over again, she would definitely study hard from the beginning like Song Yuan, and learn from the dead.Even if it fails, it is better than being unsatisfactory at work.

In the evening, Zhu Jun sent a message: Aunt Zhong, although your article is easy to understand and written in a sand sculpture style, you actually made me cry.I have to clarify, I am not because of the bloody love between them, but thank you for documenting our high school life.But, can you make me handsome, at least handsomer than Kan Long, and more humorous than him!And delete my crush, shame on you!It's all your fault, you big mouth.

Kan Long: I, a hunk, watched it with great interest, so I went up to give you good reviews.

Zhong Yu laughed out loud when she saw Zhu Jun and Kan Long's words, and a reader commented on the website: Can Latiao write a side story?

"Is it really your classmate of Latiao? Which school? Want to see what the two of you look like?"

"Does anyone know where Latiao is from? Just search for the name of the highest school in that place that year and you will be able to find it."

"The little monk is so good-looking, if there are photos, it will definitely be popular."

"It's better not to bother them, but if they are really together, is it you who flirts with Latiao?"

"Can Latiao interview them? If it doesn't work, write a real episode. I'm really curious!"

"Let's write a side story, no matter how bad your next book is, I will support it."

"In the next book, I will sway the universe, and I will sway the nutritional water, and I will give you deep water and thunder to support you."

Song Yuan and Yang Xi heard about Zhong Yu's publication of the novel from Kan Long, and they were indignant, and planned to teach Zhong Yu a lesson when they went back during the Chinese New Year.Yang Xi, after reading the first three chapters, I really couldn't read it anymore, and thought, I might as well read Song Yuan's diary.Song Yuan, on the other hand, specially filled up money to support Zhong Yu, and replied under Zhong Yu's novel: "I will bring Hanhan to greet you with Lao Zhu, have you seen my fist? I haven't practiced for a long time."

Zhong Yu trembled with fright when she saw the righteous lord appearing, and risked her life to send Song Yuan a message: Boss Song, how about I give you an exclusive interview?

Song Yuan: Fist or not?

Because she hasn't written a pen for many years, Zhong Yu's diction is lacking, and her mind is like a muddle. The newly published articles are always scolded by netizens, and many readers threaten her next work.The editor is just like her mother in high school, urging her to read more books every day, to have a framework and common sense in her writing, and not to describe the hero's legs as 1.5 meters long, slender fingers, and whispering words every time.

Later, she changed her legs to 1.4 meters long, with slender fingers, and said in a low voice. As a result, she was scolded by the editor so that her parents were cool.

Zhong Yu is depressed. For the love story of Kan Long and Zhu Jun, she has to go to the capital to fight.When she was visiting the capital, she stopped by to look for the two masters who were behind the table back then.Wrong, it should be to find the two back tables and go to have fun and relax.

When she saw the two of them, she almost knelt down, flatteringly called Song Yuan a lot of handsome guy, and then got an interview opportunity.Before the interview, Zhong Yu repeatedly explained: "Two big brothers, please give me more explosive information, I will rely on you two!"

Q1: What was his first impression?

Song Yuan: Heh, why are you so cute and how are you so good-looking?You have so much strength.

Yang Xiwo: This idiot is also wearing non-mainstream earrings.

Song Yuan: I'll give you another chance to speak well! (Pinch waist warning)

Yang Xiwo: Handsome!

Q2: When did you get together?Who confessed first?Where is the location?

Song Yuan couldn't help but smirked triumphantly.

Zhong Yu: The previous question is nonsense, let’s just talk about the location.

Song Yuan: Why don't you ask?This is very important, it is related to brother's charm value!

Yang Xiwo: On the evening of the final exam of the first year of high school, he was in the alley in front of the school.

Song Yuan: Open your eyes and tell nonsense, lying is like a dog!

Yang Xiwo: Wang...

Song Yuan: ...

Q3: Where do you think he looks the best?

Song Yuan: All of them!

Yang Xiwo: I used to think he was handsome, but not now...

Song Yuan: Did you take the wrong medicine today?Do you owe that? (Pinch your waist twice for warning)

Yang Xiwo: Now he is the most handsome man in the world!

Song Yuan: That's about the same.

Zhong Yu: Why do I want to eat dog food?Wang...

Q4: What do you think makes you most angry about him?

Song Yuan: Let me think about it... the last time I got angry... I think about it, but it wasn't him who made me angry, it was some female colleagues in his company, and I wanted to stab someone with a knife.Didn't you see the seal on the ring finger?I have become so cold towards you, and I still feel handsome and have a personality, so I posted it...

Zhong Yu: Boss Song calm down!My problem is with him, with him.

Song Yuan: Oh oh oh, very little.We are all civilized people, everything is settled in bed.

Zhong Yu: ...

Yang Xiwo: In the military training of the first year of senior high school, there was still a time when the chemistry topic was taught seven times.

Song Yuan: Really?Weren't you very peaceful back then?The man in the city is so deep, his emotions and anger are invisible.

Yang Xiwo: I'm afraid that I'm going to talk about the chemistry topic for the eighth time, so I have to hold back and wait until the eighth time before breaking out.

Q5: Do you think he has any shortcomings?

Song Yuan: It's so pretty, always attracts peach blossoms, not clingy.

Yang Xiwo: Ugly, too clingy...

Song Yuan: (Pinch waist three times to warn)

Yang Xiwo: This question does not exist.

Q6: What do you think changed you after being with him?

Song Yuan: It changed my single status.

Yang Xiwo: His way of thinking is slightly polluted, he is too shaky.

Song Yuan: (Pinch waist four times to warn)

Q7: How did you feel when you kissed for the first time?

Song Yuan: Want to know?

Zhong Yu nodded expectantly.

Song Yuan: Then you will know after eating ice cream.

Yang Xiwo: That's so sweet and greasy.

Song Yuan: Just eat watermelon.

Zhong Yu: What kind of joke is this?Hey, tell me, what is a watermelon?

Q8: When was the first xxoo?

Song Yuan: What?

Zhong Yu: When studying the human body in depth.

Song Yuan: I don't like to read this stuff, he likes to read it, he often reads human anatomy in high school, I can't understand it.

Zhong Yu: I'm talking about you each other.

Song Yuan: Yes, I watched it together in high school. I don't like it, but he likes it.

Zhong Yu: I'm talking about exercising on the bed!

Someone suddenly realized, raised his fist and waved it: Did you see my fist?I haven't practiced for a long time.

Skip skip skip!

Q9: Who is above and who is below?

Song Yuan: How about I give you a live demonstration and practice it?

Zhong Yu: Uh... can I?

Song Yuan: You can be a ghost!What the hell are you asking?Why do you ask this?Your readers don't want to know the answer.

Q10: Who usually proposes to do it?

Song Yuan: Do you want to challenge my bottom line?

Yang Xiwo: Song Yuanyuan

Song Yuan: DOG

Q11: Who is more durable?

Song Yuan: Endless...

Yang Xiwo: I, a man can't say no!

Song Yuan: ...

Q12: Which part of him is the most sensitive?

Song Yuan: Adam's apple.

Yancy Me: There!

Song Yuan: Why are you answering so honestly?Aren't you shy to say this in front of girls?

Yang Xiwo: Well, shameless!

Zhong Yu: Hee hee, Boss Song really knows how to talk.

Q13: Where is the H place you most want to try?

Song Yuan laughed: Lao Gao's office.

Yang Xi raised my hand and patted him on the forehead: Shut up!

Zhong Yu: My God, what earth-shattering answer did I hear?

Q14: Have you thought about SM?

Song Yuan: Am I tired of living?

Yancy Me: It's a mental illness and it doesn't give me pleasure.

Q15: I have been in love for so long, give him a score for his love performance, and the reason (full score is 100 points).

Song Yuan: 98, reason: reflect on where the points are lost, and hit the palm of the hand if you lose a point.

Yang Xiwo: Full marks, because he is gentle and considerate, aggressive, accompanying me, and his kindness to me is impeccable.

Song Yuan: So you miss me so much?The one I just did not count, and I will give you full marks.

Yang Xiwo: Okay, then the one I just did not count, I will give you sixty.

Song Yuan:?

Q16: If you had a soul swap, would you still fall in love with each other?

Song Yuan: Yes, brother is so handsome, I will definitely be fascinated by his handsome appearance.

Yang Xiwo: Yes, although I don't like my own appearance, but I like his character.

Song Yuan: You make me look like a dog by saying that.

Yang Xiwo: You are not, I am, I think you look the best.

Zhong Yu: You two consider that I'm still here, don't ignore me, my God, don't keep looking at each other affectionately!

Q17: What did he do that made your heart beat faster?

Song Yuan: Every day is love.

Yancy Me: Pushing me from behind while running.

Zhong Yu: Xueba, I'm talking about a heart-pounding moment.

Yang Xiwo: Too many, Brother Yuan, you have the habit of keeping a diary, you say.

Song Yuan: You have a good memory, peeking at my diary every day.From the morning, when I open my eyes, my heart beats faster.

Q18: What is his contact note name?

Song Yuan: Little monk, can you change the name of your novel?I feel that my patent has been copied.

Yang Xiwo: Stupid idiot.

Q19: What is your favorite name for him?

Song Yuan: Dad.

Yang Xiwo: Hey, good son!

Song Yuan: (Pinch waist five times to warn)

Yang Xiwo: Me me.

Q20: How did you solve the Cold War?

Song Yuan: There are very few cold wars. I am short-tempered and impulsive. Generally, I get angry more often.Every time he coaxes me, he doesn't get angry once he coaxes me.

Yang Xiwo: I don't advocate getting angry. Instead of getting angry, it's better to think about how to solve the problem.There must be at least ten harmful effects of anger on the body, and communication is the most important.If we get angry outside, we all come back and curse each other together, and it will be fine to vent.In terms of living habits, very little.We have lived together for a long time, many habits have been established, and brother Yuan is very talkative, so I let me do many things.

Q21: Who manages the money?

Song Yuan: He, mine was confiscated. Taking advantage of this interview, can I apply for an increase in pocket money?

Yang Xiwo: No, you are always wasting money.

Q22: Whose songs do you generally like to listen to?

Song Yuan: There are too many, and there are more English songs.

Yang Xiwo: Song Yuan.

Zhong Yu: I'm talking about songs.

Yang Xiwo: Song Yuanyuan, a famous male singer, my favorite.

Q23: If he was raped by thugs, what would you do?

Song Yuan: Wow, what the hell are you asking?What do you think or what netizens think?I beat his parents so that the white-haired man gave away the black-haired man.

Yang Xiwo: I don't need to do it.

Q24: If you can't get the soul, do you have to get his body/body?

Song Yuan: These words are usually spoken by the supporting characters. I am the leading actor with a halo, so I don’t need to say such nonsense.

Yang Xiwo: Yes.

Song Yuan: So obsessed with brother?

Yang Xiwo: Anyway, if you can't get the soul, then destroy the body first, and soak it in formalin.

Song Yuan: Are you implying me?

Q25: What should I do if one day I step on a stool in front of everyone?

Song Yuan: Are you sure it was your readers who asked?Let your readers keep their eyes open, eyes are not good at a young age, you have to wear glasses, why is there such a problem?

Zhong Yu: So what will you do?

Song Yuan: Take off your shoes and buy another pair!

Yang Xiwo: Change shoes with him.

Q26: How do your parents view your love?

Song Yuan: My mother didn't say anything, but my father disagreed. He said he would sever the father-son relationship with me.He felt that our Song family was going to have no successors, and my cousin was so angry that he wanted to stand by my side on the spot.But I have my grandma's support, so if I ask my dad to find a girlfriend, he won't have time to take care of me.Now that technology is so advanced, I will soon have younger brothers and sisters, which is impossible in the first place.

Yang Xiwo: My mom doesn't seem that surprised, and it's not surprising that my dad disagrees.If your parents are not well-educated and your financial strength does not allow it, you don’t need to discuss many things with them, which will only increase your troubles and cause you to not understand.But I choose to trust my dad, and it's only a matter of time before I agree, because he still counts on me to make money to support him.

Q27: Have you ever thought about how you would be if you hadn't met him?

Song Yuan: Go abroad, come back with a mixed degree, get married and have children, play around.

Yang Xiwo: It's almost the same as now, but I live alone.

Q28: Have you ever cried in front of him?Because of what?

Song Yuan: I cried, when watching a movie.

Yang Xiwo: A secret that cannot be told.

Q29: Is there any secret to your love?

Song Yuan: Tolerance, love him for good and bad, you can be jealous but you have to trust, even if you have nothing to say, you should contact him every day, talk about what happened today, and say you love him every day.

Yang Xiwo: I have something to communicate in my heart, don't break up when I get angry and quarrel, and do things we like together.I love reading, and he will read jokes and story books by my side.He loves to play games, and I will play with him, but every time he plays worse than me, he is always scolded by his teammates.

Song Yuan: Can you save face?It's just that occasionally I meet someone who is a dead mother, and I have to comfort and soothe their wounded hearts.

Yang Xiwo: Once I made an appointment to fight with someone, but the other party was only a junior high school student, and he brought ten classmates with him, and was brutally slaughtered for a meal.

Song Yuan: Enough! (Pinch waist six times for warning)

Zhong Yu: What happened next?

Song Yuan: Relying on my brother's charm, he conquered them and established a deep friendship. Everyone rushed to play games with me.

Yang Xiwo: I heard that he likes men, so I was too scared to play games with him, thinking he was a wretched and perverted uncle.

Song Yuan: Those little kids keep asking me if I'm married, so I'll tell the truth.

Yang Xiwo: Later, because there was a little boy who liked him, I couldn't let Brother Yuan commit crimes, so I deleted them.

Zhong Yu: But it's not a crime!

Yang Xiwo: Take precautions before they happen. After all, you are a child of 13 or 14. Whether it is voluntary or not, Brother Yuan can only fall into a QJ crime.

Song Yuan: Where did you think?

Yang Xiwo: Well, I'm jealous.

Song Yuan: It's really rare. I feel very happy when I hear this.Let me ask you again, are you really jealous?

Yang Xiwo: Nonsense, I like you so much...

Zhong Yu shouted: Hey, hey, don't make eye contact, I'm here!Withdraw your gaze!Our next question.

Q30: What plans do you have for the future?

Song Yuan: The interview is over, we have something to do!

Zhong Yu: There are a few last questions left...

Song Yuan grabbed Zhong Yu's bag in his hand, and pushed it out the door.

Song Yuan: I told you on WeChat, go all the way, and I won't give it away.

Zhong Yu: Hey, hey, how about your classmates?I traveled thousands of miles...

The door slammed shut quickly and violently, without any emotion.Zhong Yu looked at the closed door and wanted to sigh, but when he saw the information recorded in his mobile phone, his enthusiasm was instantly ignited.Fortunately, the content of the extra episode is a little clueless, so I have to go back to the hotel to sort out the interview materials.

Hey, Yuanyang CP, you didn't expect it, did you?In addition to you, I still have N pairs of cp to write, the next one is to write the sand sculpture story of Kan Long and Zhu Jun's love and killing each other for many years.

The title of Great God of Novel is waving to me!

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