The domineering president is in love with me!

Then Xie Cheng'an was kicked out by the snake spirit disease, the reason was——

"Xie Cheng'an! You let me down so much! I don't want to see you again!"

In the middle of a night, a desperate "old man with a slumped ass" was kicked out of the house, and his former master, despite the obstruction of the nanny chef and the cleaner Ah Shui, decided to draw a line with him.

Ah, what a miserable end!

Xie Cheng'an had an embarrassing face, disgusted by his own brain.

After wiping his face, Xie Cheng'an took his luggage that was thrown out, glanced at it a little, um, not to mention the clothes he wore, this snake spirit stuffed all the sheets in it...

Do you think he is unclean?

It's fine if you don't believe his innocence, but you still despise the things he touched, scumbag!Proper scum!

No, he is obviously a straight man, how would he know to suffer such things! [horror face

Xie Cheng'an deeply felt that this house could not stay any longer, and this circle of rich people could not stay any longer!Fortunately, the snake spirit disease also discovered this!

So Xie Cheng'an sullenly left here with the reluctance of the nurse and the three of them to leave here, happily embarking on the road home.

but……

Xie Cheng'an wiped his face again, this kind of scene of being kicked out of the house late at night is already clichéd enough, what kind of trouble would a weak body under the heavy rain have! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Well, yes, it was still drizzle at the beginning, but after he officially set foot on the return journey, the drizzle turned into mad, wind, storm, rain!

It's not because of his bad character, right? (ノへ￣,)

And on the other side-

Nanny: "Oh, it's raining so hard, I don't know if Cheng'an has an umbrella."

Old Zheng: "Oh."

Ah Shui: "It's over, it's over, if you don't bring an umbrella, you will definitely catch a cold!"

Nanny: "Oh, what a crime, poor Cheng'an, just because you accidentally pushed someone, you're going to get seriously ill!"

Old Zheng: "Oh."

Ah Shui: "It's over, it's over, if Cheng'an is innocent, wouldn't it be too pitiful?"

Nanny: "Oh, I feel sorry for Cheng'an!"

Old Zheng: "Oh!"

The three of them sang together and talked in front of their young master for a long time, which made the snake spirit sick a little uneasy.

Thinking about it, Xie Cheng'an doesn't seem to be the kind of person who harms others because of jealousy, maybe he is also wronged in his heart, but he just kicked him out without listening to his explanation, and it was still raining so heavily when!

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that Xie Cheng'an was in a miserable situation, and she deeply felt that she had acted recklessly and decisively, and regretted it so much that her intestines were almost green!He simply bumped into the majestic rain, and ran in the direction Xie Chengan left with one deep foot and one shallow foot.

"Hey, where are you going, young master!" the nanny shouted anxiously.

"I'm going to call him back!"

The nanny and the others looked at each other and smiled with relief, um, Cheng'an is a good boy, his young master married him, ah bah, how suitable it is to be with him~

It's a pity that Snake Jingbing searched in the rain for a long time, but still couldn't find Xie Cheng'an, so he could only return to the house in a daze, ignoring anyone.

Xie Cheng'an, could he... have been killed?

Snake spirit disease dare not think again.

And Xie Cheng'an, who was "killed", was sitting comfortably in a taxi at this time, sending text messages to the old man, informing him of his return.

Who would walk back on a rainy day?Isn't it a fool not to take a taxi?

***

Xie Cheng'an is a university graduate anyway, not to mention that there are more opportunities to work in Tianchao, as long as you don't pick and choose, you can always find a job to support yourself, but it's a bit tiring.

Fortunately, Xie Cheng'an is not a pampered person, so it's better to be tired than to be with those snake spirits.

However, She Jing Bing did not intend to let him go.

A few days later, Xie Cheng'an found a decent job, but was blocked by the snake spirit at the company's entrance.

The face of Snake Essence Disease belongs to the rebellious and unruly type, and is deeply loved by little girls. At this time, he restrained his temper and revealed a little mature temperament, which made those working women inevitably pass by and peek at the two. Eye.

When Xie Cheng'an got off work and left the company, he saw the snake man leaning on the fiery red open-top Ferrari sports car, looking inside.

Xie Cheng'an had bad intuition, and just about to hide, the sharp-eyed snake spirit saw him, straightened up, and bowed majestically in his direction.

"I'm sorry! Xie Cheng'an, I wronged you! I shouldn't ignore your feelings just because you like me!"

As soon as She Jingbing finished speaking, the surrounding people who seemed to be looking here fell silent.

Xie Chengan's face was as black as ink.

Xie Cheng'an, who felt ashamed to see others, rushed forward and forcefully stuffed Snake Jingbing into the passenger seat, buckled up the seat belt, then sat in the driver's seat and ran away as soon as he stepped on the accelerator.

The blowing wind brought a discussion about the explosion in the back of the car. The key words were "homosexuality", "pedophile", "poor uncle"... Heh, heh, dah!

I don't know if it's okay to just drive to the mountains to kill the snake spirit disease and throw the corpse in the wild?

Xie Cheng'an drove all the way to the suburbs before he managed to calm down the tumbling mood, and asked in a calm tone as much as possible: "Why are you here again?"

The word "you" reflects Xie Cheng'an's hatred of iron but not steel. Fuck, can you have something to do with the brat, and agree that you never want to see me again?

She Jingbing looked serious, "I'm sorry, Dai Mao is already awake, he said you didn't push him on purpose, but you missed it during the fight."

Xie Cheng'an thought for a long time before he realized that Dai Mao was that dumb-haired boy who used to scratch his face in fights.

The snake spirit paused for a moment, with two red clouds floating on his face, and continued: "He said, it's because you fought for me... Hmph, for the sake of being so pitiful, I reluctantly agree to be your man." Good friend!"

After listening to all of Xie Cheng'an: "..." The young man needs to be cured for his illness.

#He abandoned treatment#

"No, I don't like you..." To be honest, I'm a straight man.

"I know what happened last time made you disappointed in me, but this time, let me chase you!" Shejing Bing said with firm eyes.

"I'm serious, I like women with breasts and ass!" To be honest, I'm a straight guy as straight as a 2B pencil.

She Jingbing didn't know what to make up based on this sentence, and twisted a bit, "Although I don't have breasts, but you said mine... It's very warped, and you pinched it! Besides, I can go to the gym more Exercise and exercise, and you will have breasts in the future!"

Oh, no, boy, let's not talk about black history, we are still friends!Xie Cheng'an always felt that the scene at the beginning couldn't bear to look directly at it, but someone always wanted to dig out the memory of this group being forced to throw it in the corner, Xie Cheng'an was almost on his knees.

However, the remote thinking of snake spirit disease has already made him numb, so it is better to keep silent at this time.

So Xie Cheng'an silently sent She Jingbing home, then got out of the car silently and took a taxi back.You said why don't you drive back to your home and let the snake go back by itself?The pattern is broken, what if the snake spirit stays at his house and doesn't leave?

You don't understand the world of snake spirit disease!

Immediately afterwards, Xie Cheng'an, who thought he had initially mastered the thinking of snake spirit disease, was slapped in the face by the cruel and unreasonable world the next day.

During the routine morning meeting, a red balloon suddenly rose out of the window.

The manager didn't care, and neither did he.

Then after a while, another ball of balloons rose.

The manager glanced casually, but he still didn't care.

After a while, a large red balloon rose out of the window!

This time, many people noticed it, and then the manager pointed to the balloon in surprise and said, "Is there a word on it?"

There are indeed words, Xie Cheng'an carefully looked at it, looked at it...

o(╯□╰)o! ! ! ! ! !

Someone next to him has already unconsciously read out, "Cheng... An, I... like... like... you..."

As if a switch had been turned on, everyone looked at Xie Cheng'an with a numb face in unison.

"Cheng'an, is that Cheng'an on the balloon you?"

Xie Cheng'an was stuck for a long time, finally found his voice, and struggled to think of a reason with his last surviving brain cells.

"No, I'm not the only one called Cheng'an in this world, maybe it's because of a name collision..."

Several colleagues were skeptical one by one.

"Xie Cheng'an, I like you!" As if sensing what he was saying, a voice came in forcefully.

Now everyone looked at him strangely.

Xie Chengan leaned against the window and looked down, and sure enough, the snake spirit was looking at this place happily with a loudspeaker, and found that Xie Chengan was looking at him, and waved his hand excitedly.

Backing away silently, Xie Cheng'an swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty, "Well, I'm really not gay."

Xie Chengan swears with tears streaming down his face that this must be his most embarrassing moment!

Farting in public is not so embarrassing!

Then the snake spirit slapped the face again with the unreasonable reality.

In the next month, Xie Cheng'an faced "surprises" all the time.

Sometimes it’s a bunch of cute kittens, sometimes it’s a candlelight dinner, sometimes it’s a romantic confession surrounded by candles, sometimes it’s a young kiss under fireworks...

Besides that, a big bouquet of roses every day.

People in the company gradually stopped teasing him, and turned into a more terrifying and familiar attitude!

"Hey, today's roses seem fresher than yesterday's."

"Hey, Cheng'an, your little boyfriend has come to pick you up, don't work overtime."

"Cheng'an, are you still having candlelight dinner with your little boyfriend today?"

With all these things, Xie Cheng'an didn't even bother to explain.

Honestly, I'm a straight guy.

Does anyone believe me?

Ha ha.

Even when he was so annoyed to touch the ass of the most beautiful female colleague in the department, he was pushed away with a smile and asked him to stop!

I'm a straight man! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Then one day, an extravagant woman stopped him from getting off work.

"You are Xie Cheng'an? I will give you 100 million and leave my son."

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