You are a great CV!

The son who has been raised for so many years is about to be abducted. Bian's mother is touching her heart and making a heart-holding shape, Σ(￣д￣;) If you ignore the shiny white kitchen knife in her hand, it is still cute, after all When Bian's mother was young, she was a flower in Tashi Town (the town where Bian Bian lived)

Heartbroken...

Bian Yan: ... I have taken off my trousers, mother queen, why don't you just show me this? !A man confessed to me, shouldn't you pick up a broom in anger and beat me up!At such a serious moment, my queen, why don't you be so cute! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻My dad won't eat your set!

"What a crime..." Mother Bian threw the kitchen knife on the stove and sat on the sofa wiping tears.

"Mom, I'm not—" Interrupting!

"What evil did I do in my previous life? In this life, I have lost all children and grandchildren..." Wipe away tears!

"Mom, listen to me, I didn't—" interrupted ing again!

"I have already found my girl with you, and I will wait for you to meet, alas..." Continue to wipe away tears!

"Mom! This person is really not—" Continue to be interrupted!

"Your father will definitely break your leg, right? Surely he will... Oh, Yaoer, you will be a disabled person in the future, why not..." The brain hole opened ing=. =

(OO) Mom, you just want me to get rid of you so much! !Are you really a mother!

The crooked channel was eerily silent!

Tangtang's cuteness is really hereditary, right? ?This dialogue is really sweet... isn't it funny (●﹃●)?

"Woooooo..." Bian's mother cried out, and Bian said that it would be better to wait for her to cry enough before explaining.

Then Bian Yan looked at the public screen...

(#－.－)Day Oh! !He actually forgot to turn off the mic!Day Oh!Family ugliness should not be publicized, but he actually publicized it so thoroughly!Although no one on the public screen spoke, don't think he doesn't know!Everyone is recording secretly!

"Anyway, you can't understand the recording, lelelelele!" Bian Yan said this sentence in dialect to Waiwai, stuck out his tongue a few times, and then clicked F2 to speak quickly!

snort!There is no way to record his dark history!There are windows!They live on the fifth floor!Whoever has the guts can climb up by himself!

Fans: _(:зゝ∠)_Damn it!The blood tank is empty!Nurse Nurse!The nanny gave blood!

Nurse: O___Nurse has rushed to the street DPS, T please pay attention!

System: The ultimate BOSS Tangyi shell dealt a knowing blow to everyone!Damage - 1000000!The fan group announced that the group will be eliminated!

Don't be too cute with that tongue sticking out just now! !So Tangtang is still a minor after all! ?Oh my god, don't be too harsh!

besides!Tangtang please turn off Mai!In case you are domestically abused, we can still save you [Erkang Hand]!

"What's the matter?" Bian's father couldn't wait for hot water for a long time, so he came to the kitchen to find out. Who knew that when he opened the door, he saw his wife wiping tears and muttering, "Will your leg be broken?" "Will you be beaten to death?" "Why don't you take the money and go out to hide?" Such words.

He was a little dazed, what's the matter...

Who's going to have a broken leg?Who is going to be killed again?Who wants to go out and hide with money?

"Ah!" Bian's mother screamed, and then cursed!

"Let me tell you! Who came to ask me for money again! My brother will pay you tens of thousands of dollars, and I will break your leg if you steal the money again! Then Take the money and lead my Yaoer away from home!"

"That who" is Bian Yan's cousin Bian Kang. His uncle's family is relatively poor, and his uncle often went out to help people repair houses to earn money. Unexpectedly, he was electrocuted to death while repairing houses, leaving behind tens of thousands of dollars. block compensation.

There are four sisters in his uncle's family, the first cousin Bian Kang, the second cousin Bian Yan, the third cousin Bian Xian, and the fourth cousin Bian Yong. 5 yuan is enough, but who knows that Bian Kang is almost [-] and still achieves nothing. Instead of looking for a job to make money, he is thinking about the tens of thousands of yuan all day long. Buying medicine, for example, if you want to learn a haircut, you need teaching fees, for example, if you find a wife and two people to go out to work, you need thousands of dollars in travel expenses. , After spending the money, Bian and his family have to wait.

One person can't ask for money, so he brings his grandmother from his hometown to ask for money, but Bian's father is an extremely filial person, and when he sees Bian's grandmother, he will give money without a second thought. Parents often quarrel, after all whose money is not hard-earned money?No one's money is blown by the wind!The tens of thousands of dollars were all used by Bian Kang. How will the three brothers and sisters under Bian Kang live?

Once Bian's mother refused to give Bian Kang money, and Bian Kang directly yelled at Bian's mother on the street!It's terrible to scold!Bian's mother was furious and threw all the money in front of Bian Kang, and told him not to come to them for money in the future!

Who knew Bian Kang was so ignorant of teaching!After the tens of thousands of dollars were spent, he came to the door with a cheeky face again!

Bian's mother found out that Bian's father secretly gave money to Bian Kang several times, and she kept it in check. After all, he was also the son of the elder brother's family!

But she can bear it once, twice, three times and four times, how about ten or eight times?What about in the future? !

They helped Bian Kang only because he was the eldest brother's son. Since Bian Kang himself is not up to date, why should they bother so much!She can't manage her own son!She still kept the money for her son to marry a wife!

Σ(￣д￣;) Wrong!The son has no wife!

Such a big circle in the brain circuit!Mother Bian finally remembered... She will never have a daughter-in-law in the future!There will only be a son-in-law!Bah, no!This should be called... son-in-law?

Anyway!No matter son-in-law or son-in-law!

Let's talk about Father Bian first!Anyway, let people fool you first!

Seeing this, in fact, we should light up the wax for Mother Bian【Light up the wax~】

("▔▔▔) She wanted to fool Father Bian into delaying her son's time to cover her son...and successfully fooled herself...

"Ahem!" Father Bian coughed a few times uncomfortably!

Worse!He was actually caught by his wife again!its not right!When he gave the money, he obviously looked around very carefully and didn't see his wife before he dared to give the money, okay?How on earth did the wife find out that he gave Bian Kang money? !

Is it!

QAQ His wife installed a monitor on him? !

"My wife—"

"Shut up! Pour me some water! Go to the living room and I'll clean you up slowly!" Mother Bian changed her expression of wiping away her tears, and threw the water glass on the stove with a loud noise, then stood up and stood up. Angang walked towards the living room!

"Okay, okay!" Father Bian saw his wife's appearance and hurriedly poured hot water to chase her out!

boom!

The door of the room slammed shut in front of Bian's eyes!

He trembled, then touched his heart silently...

TAT his darling, it really was a rollercoaster ride today!

But the queen mother is really clever!With two sentences, the father surrendered, and with two sentences, she was involved too! It's 6666!

very good!Now the queen mother is going to clean up the emperor father!Then it's up to him to clean up the water!

This time, Bian Yan didn't try to make it easier. He climbed upstairs to the bedroom and fumbled in the bag for a long time. After groping for a pair of earphones, he ran downstairs quickly!

When passing by the living room, he could still hear the high-pitched and resonant "singing voice" of the queen mother, and suddenly his body shook, and he hurriedly walked around the living room to the kitchen, vowing not to step into the living room!

Back in the safe area of ​​the kitchen, he patted his chest with lingering fear and sat down, gloating while plugging in his earphones.

"Hey! Let you not listen to my mother every time! Let you provoke my mother every time!"

There is no doubt that Bian Yanjue is the biological son of Bian's father.

There is only one reason why he gloated so much!

Bian's mother has a very hot temper, and if she disagrees with her, she turns up the volume and amplifies the "Hedong Lion Roar", but Bian's father is a rowdy person, always trying to provoke Bian's mother!He provokes as soon as he provokes, and when the provocation is over, he smears the soles of his feet faster than anyone else, leaving Bian alone to face Bian's mother's spitting stars, this has been the case since childhood!

Bian's father took pleasure in other people's misfortune? _(:зゝ∠)_

To light up Bian's childhood full of spitting stars and the lion's roar in the east of the river【Dianwax】

After putting on the earphones, the first thing Bian Yan heard was not the sound of water.

“1、2、3、4……不行，这个效果不好，试试这个。1、2、3、4……这个还没刚刚那个好呢，重来。1、2、3、4……”

12341234 keeps coming from the headset...

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: _(:зゝ∠)_My head is full of 1234 swollen!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Kneel down to the male god!God, why do you toss your rack like this!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-fans: Laughing cry!The male god tosses reverb every day!Daily 1234!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: 12341234!preparation!rise!

Tangyi Cannonball fans: Let's roll up with our left and right hands together!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft! !The in-laws are simply... 5555555!

Bian Yan was a little confused when he saw it, and even more confused when he heard it!

==What... is this doing?

Do you sing?

12341234 like a song?

Bian Yan looked at Mai Xu, 1 Mai was still Youshui, but he didn't turn on the mic, and it was Bai Ze, the CV of 2 Mai, who was talking.

White Pond?

He vaguely remembered that it was an ancient auspicious beast?

The public screen was full of giggles, saying that he was brainwashed by Bai Ze's 1234.

Repeating 1234 all the time is really brainwashing, if you want to sing, sing it well!

He has decided!

It's time to show off his beautiful singing voice!

1, 2, 3...

Get ready!

"1, 2, 3, 4..." Bai Ze began to mutter again.

It's now!

Bian Yan poked open to speak freely!

Sing!

"1, 2, 3, 4 are like a song! The green barracks green barracks taught me!"

……

……

Bai Ze fell silent...

The public screen is silent...

Yao Kun was also silent...

(OO) Who sang that song with only the four numbers "1, 2, 3, 4" in key? ?

QAQ this singing voice!It's so hot! !

"Pfft! Puff! Puff!" After several puffs in a row, Bai Ze still couldn't hold back his belly laugh, and said while laughing, "Hahahahahahaha! You always say that my singing is not on tune! Hahahaha Here, there are people here who are more out of tune than me! Ouch, Ouch, I laughed so hard!"

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓You can tell when you hear this song, Tangtang must have been holding back for a long time, waiting for Bai Zenian 1234 to pick up!Who knew it would be out of tune as soon as I opened my mouth hhhhhhh I really cried from laughter!

Tangyi Cannonball fans: It’s over, I just found out today that it’s really stupid to be so cute_(:зゝ∠)_

Fans of Tangyi Cannonball: When I opened my mouth, I was so suffocated that I was anxious for Tangtang! hhhhhh

Bian Yan's face turned red!

Fall!

He usually sings like this! !

Really!

He never sings out of tune!

It's all because Bai Ze insisted on reciting such a difficult song!

_(:зゝ∠)_So, blame Bai Ze?

People are just adjusting the microphone and reverb effect, you have to connect it to sing, okay?

Bian Yan almost cried!

TAT is so embarrassing!Or throw such a big man in front of thousands of people!In addition, I was scolded by my mother before and let these people listen to it, it is really embarrassing!This day can't be passed!

"Xiaoxiaoxiao! What's so funny!" Bian Yan said angrily!

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop laughing, or he will explode." Yao Kun also closed the mic and smiled for a long time, and then turned on the mic when he heard the sound of Tangyi's shells.

His normally indifferent voice was tinged with an obvious smile because of his joyful mood.

"What right do you have to tell others not to laugh! Aren't you laughing too!!" Bian Yan was taken aback for a moment, then flipped the table!

"Okay, ma'am, don't be angry, don't laugh because of your husband." Yao Kun comforted her, her smile subdued.He could press his throat, and his voice sounded magnetic and charming, with a faint bewitching aura, very alluring!

"My lady! I've been ruined by you!!!"

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A small theater that does not count as a theater:

Yao Kun: Ma'am, you see, the scripts are all finished, let me see, after you come out of the closet, you will have sex, come on...

Bian Hao: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Get off! Who the hell wants to have sex with you! Go and get out with the sheets yourself!

Yao Kun: Alright madam, I'll fuck you with the bed sheet. (kiss, touch, hug, hug)

Bian Yan: Get out!I'm cooking! (fall through!)

Hot oil was spilled, sparks were caught, the gas stove was lit, and...

boom!

Houses collapsed and people disappeared.

In short, because of this mess, both Bian Yan and Yao Kun returned to the underworld. From then on, the two continued to live a loving XXOO (fog) sex life in the underworld!Full text √

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