You are a great CV!

Bian Yan had already forgotten about Weibo when he woke up.

8:00, get up and wash.

8:30, eat instant noodles.

9:00, turn on the computer code word.

12:00, eat instant noodles.

At 13:00, spell the code words.

17:00, eat instant noodles.

At 18:00, tidy up, get into bed, and check Weibo.

Don't look at him typing all day... In fact, he spent most of the time playing the game that came with the computer: Minesweeper! ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭He is only so promising, so he can't save manuscripts.

A decadent day passed in a blink of an eye. Before he fell asleep, he vaguely felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it.

What did you forget?

What did you forget?

Forget what?

what?

What?

Bian Yan was lying on the bed tossing and turning, and with a slap, the claw machine fell on the side of the pillow... fell asleep...

╮(﹀_﹀”)╭ Forget it, it’s definitely not an important thing if you can’t remember it, sleep is more important!

Yao Kun put down the pen, thought for a while, picked up the phone and swiped Q and Weibo.

The ancient official blog has already posted on Weibo to explain the authorization, and posted the main CV, staff members, and the author himself.It's a pity that the author Tangyi Paobao posted several irrelevant Weibo posts, such as: ah hahahaha I won @XX today, such as: today's instant noodles are really unpalatable, why did I get the most unpalatable one? taste!Another example: I laughed when I tortured you, hahahaha, come and hit me, come on, come on!Another example: I am going to throw glass shards again, are you afraid!If you're afraid, let's have more thunder!

He posted so many microblogs, but none of them were related to this radio drama.Did you not see Aite, or did you see and ignore it?

There is no news of newcomers joining the Q drama group, so the author doesn't care what his work will be like?

But looking at the Weibo he posted, he is still as funny as ever, he can talk about a little thing for a long time on Weibo, in the words of Bai Hao and the others, it is a little cute.

Yao Kun was a little disappointed, put down his phone and got up to wash up.

When I came back to Q, there were several more screen-like messages, all of which were sent by Bai Xiao.

OW 白矖：

Oily water oily water, the script is out and I'm offline for you Ang O(≧口≦)O

OW 白矖：

Dry sound in half a month!

OW 白矖：

I don't need to tune-teach the sense of drama now, do you?Your timbre matches this protagonist very well, looking forward to it!

OW 白矖：

What the fuck!Don't play dead!

OW 白矖：

Oh~o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Is it because the cannonball didn't enter the group? You are disappointed, desperate, crying, and don't want to care about others! hhhhhh

OW 白矖：

Ouch~ Don't worry!It's only the second day, and you may meet the author before the drama ends!

Yao Kun opened Q while wiping his head, and saw a bunch of laughing emoticons and a bunch of words that seemed mentally retarded.

He smiled, and the script was changed only the next day, as expected of the chief planner of the all-in-one machine.

CV-by water:

Got it, no need.

OW 白矖：

So Youshui Juju is an admission of disappointment and despair!

CV-by water:

good night.

OW 白矖：

……

OW 白矖：

You bear it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ How dare you ignore me, wait to be tossed by me, I am also the director, see if I respond to you!

CV-by water:

Can't ask for it.

Seeing the pile of fried emojis sent by Bai Yu, Yao Kun chose to ignore them, and turned off his mobile phone to sleep.

Bai Yan is crazy alone, and even the entire dubbing team has become crazy. No one can control her when she is crazy. It is better not to talk to her when she blows her hair. This is what Yao Kun has been in this dubbing team for so many years. experience.

The next day Bian Yan woke up earlier, dazedly hugged the quilt and rubbed violently, then grabbed his phone and looked at it.

"Oh my god... the nightmares are really bad! I woke up half an hour early!" He turned over and rubbed the doll next to the pillow, swiping Weibo, "As expected, yesterday's chapter killed too many people..."

Ding dong.

As soon as you open Weibo, there will be a private message reminder.

It's that Bai X again... Isn't the authorization already given to her, why are you still sending a private message?

Bian Yan poked open the private message.

"The script has been sent?" He poked left and right, but he didn't see the so-called radio drama script, "Go and check it on the computer."

Just do what you say, he is a carp...

Go back to bed again!

Forget it...let's sleep a little longer...fufufu...

When Bian Yan woke up, he forgot the script and the radio drama, and continued to live a decadent life.Until the end of the novel and the end of the radio drama, Yao Kun did not meet him, and each lived a happy life. The full text is over!

Editor-Bai Yu: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///) The full text is finished! Let me tell you that if the author is really a eunuch, I will make you an eunuch and let you I can't get hard all my life!

Artist-Fan Que: Ya Butterfly! 【I only have phantom limbs, do you still want to cut off my baby teeth cruelly!

Director-Fireworks: The two upstairs consciously bounced off, and they agreed to pull the table on the spot today? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Editor-Bai Yu: Ah, yes, yes, yes!It's all because Er Que made up the finale!Come, come, the CVs are out to pick up customers, the channel is going up, if you don't come, you will wet the bed at night!

CV-Bai Ze: ...

CV-塟心: ...

CV-empty language: ...

Hand-painted-Mang Zheng: This curse is too lethal [Candle]

Yao Kun heard that the document was being turned over, and was just about to sign it, when there was a loud roar in Wai Wai Li!

"Come on, come on, come on! Come on, come and hug You Shui Juju to Yimai to pick up the guests!"

chap!

This is the sound of a pen piercing paper.

Yao Kun looked up, the little assistant seemed, no, he was really scared...

He swiped and signed his name and handed it to the assistant: "Don't disturb me for the next hour."

"Yes, President." The little assistant was terrified, grabbed the document and left expressionlessly.

That voice just now... seems to have come from the president's computer?

Mom, in that big and quiet office, in front of that facially paralyzed president, he was already terrified!Suddenly there was a ghostly roar and ghostly screams that frightened his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, okay!

"Xiaobang, what's the matter with you, you don't look very good-looking?" Special assistant Yan An happened to pass by, and saw him standing solemnly outside the CEO's office, and hurried over, "Could it be that the president scolded someone for failing to do a good job in this case?"

"No, the president said not to disturb him for the next hour." Wei Bang walked towards the elevator with a straight face, beating his waist.

Yan An suddenly realized!

"Oh, young people these days don't know what it means to be forced to masturbate~" Yan An rubbed his chin and walked back with a cup of coffee, "It's not good to masturbate too much, look how old you are, you'll have to go away with kidney deficiency I'm going to beat my waist after a few steps..."

There was a lot of noise in Wai Wai, and Yao Kun opened Wai Wai to take a look after the assistant left.

He is in the first wheat, and the second wheat is Yu Jiang who just scared the assistant...

"Hey, all the officials, there are ten robberies in ancient times. Don't miss it when you pass by~ We have the sexiest male voices and the most sloppy female voices~Welcome whoring~" Xin Xin pretended to be an old bustard voice and solicited customers on the wheat.

The sexiest male voice...

Yao Kun, who was planning to turn on the mic, paused for a moment, but chose to remain silent...

At this time, let Bai Zeqiongqi and the others take the lead.

In the morning, Bai Yan told everyone in the production group Aite, and informed that he would come to the live show in the afternoon, so he hung up the show in advance. Now it seems that this group of people can't stop if they don't go crazy for a while.

Yao Kun suddenly thought of something, flipped down, feeling a little disappointed.

There are no vests with Tangyi cannonballs, not to mention Tangyi cannonballs, and there are no vests with the words Tang, Pao, and bombs.

Turning around, he picked up the document and continued to review it.

It took about another half an hour before Wai Wai Li calmed down.

"Okay, quiet, quiet! Get ready to start." Bai Yu climbed to Yimai, hugged all the CVs on the Maishu, and kicked the troublesome art director off the Maishu!

"Roll roll in class, please raise your hand if you didn't come to the CV!...Okay, I didn't see the students who raised their hands, so let's start from the first round. Are you ready? Are you ready? Screen off your sexy little one, hey girls, don't get excited and don't swipe the screen, or I won't be able to see little one!"

Yao Kun put on the earphones and pressed 1 on the public screen.

"Okay, I'll play the BGM, Ike God!" Bai Hao said and turned off the sound card, without giving the CV any time to prepare, and directly played the BGM.

Guard (Chaos): "Uncle Miao, someone has sent a greeting card!"

Miao Qingyun (Da Lei): "No see no see! Let's say that the village will be closed for three days and no one will be seen!"

……

Miao Qingyun (Da Lei): "Report to the owner, and captured two more snitches."

Yao Kun turned on the wheat and said calmly: "Forfeit martial arts, drive them out."

Bian Yan was typing away, when suddenly a cold and deep voice came from the earphone, this voice even broke through his dog (kugou) defense line and rushed into his ears.

He minimized the small black room and saw that the public screen was full of words such as "male god", "pregnancy", and "brainwashing".

Bian Yan touched his chin pretendingly. The male voice just now was really nice. He (crossed out) or not (crossed out) was attracted by the voice control. No wonder these people were so excited.

Hmm... Although the voice is a little worse than his (crossed out), it's still pretty good.

Bian Yan nodded seriously.

Mu Chengxue (Yushui): "You call me big brother? You...don't know who I am?"

Xifeng (empty language): "Why should I know who you are?"

Mu Chengxue (Yushui): "...hehe...you don't need to know who I am, little girl."

Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: No, no!Not such emotions here!It's not a soft laugh here, Mu Chengxue and Xi Fengtou met for the first time, and the laughter just passed away, giving people a feeling that they have known each other for a long time, and Mu Chengxue began to dote on the heroine when they came up, but in fact they didn't!Mu Chengxue should laugh out loud here, but he is actually just a little happy and has no other emotions!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: ("▔▔▔)

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: ...for the first time...

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Same as the first time...

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-fans: ("▔□▔)/("▔▔▔)/("▔□▔)/ I started to get up!

Yao Kun didn't go to see the public screen, so of course he didn't know what happened.

The so-called on-site pull table is to go through one scene after another. In the end, the director and screenwriter combined their opinions, put forward pertinent suggestions to the CV, and then pointed out the mistakes in certain aspects of the play, so even if they make mistakes now, they will not Stopped, he naturally didn't need to watch the public screen.

Mu Chengxue (You Shui): "Little girl? Is there a disease in this world that you, Geshu Zuicheng, can't cure?"

Geshu Zuicheng (Youqinzi): "I'm not a god, so naturally I have diseases that I can't cure. I can't cure your disease?"

Venerable Master Venerable Master: No!Here, Mu Chengxue's tone is not like that!

Bian Yan frowned and typed. Although he doesn't understand radio dramas, he is the author. Who can understand the emotions of the characters in the novel better than him?

Venerable Master Venerable Master: Mu Chengxue and Geshu Zuicheng have known each other for many years and they have a very good relationship. He is indifferent to others, but not indifferent to his friends!He should be joking here, not lightly.

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: ("▔□▔)/("▔▔▔)/("▔□▔)/Help!

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-fans: qwq help me together.I didn't hear it faintly...

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: I didn't hear it!I feel that Yushui is not indifferent, his ridicule is integrated into the details_(:зゝ∠)_ and not superficial, such an expression is perfect!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Hei Hei?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: It’s not like... If you haven’t read the novel, you can’t tell so many details just because you’re just black and white _(:зゝ∠)_Go crazy!

Drop drop drop.

After this scene, Yao Kun turned off Mike and opened the window without him in the next scene.

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times OW-Bai Yu: ("▔▔▔) Did you see the public screen! Oh my god, I didn't even hear the details wrong, but this person can hear it with one ear! And it's all picked by you Wrong, where did you provoke it?

Yao Kun frowned.

Picking on his fault?

He glanced at the public screen and flipped it up, and sure enough, he saw what the "Master" said just now.

After reading it, he said that he was educated, and the suggestions made by this person were very pertinent, and they were not aimed at him.

Soon it was him again, this time it was a rival scene with the heroine.

You Shui: "Little girl, you broke into my famous sword villa, do you want to leave now?"

Kong Yu: "Otherwise? What do you think? As the owner of a village, I can't even protect a jade pendant, hum!"

Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: The heroine here is wrong, the heroine has to wait for the next volume to become black...Here she is just childishly quarrelling, not so angry!

Yao Kun took the time to look at the public screen and saw this sentence.

The next volume will be blackened...

His eyes lit up!

In the next sentence, I deliberately changed my tone of voice!

His next sentence was: It was my fault that I failed to protect your jade pendant.

This sentence was in a helpless tone, and Yao Kun directly said in a questioning and sarcastic tone: "Heh! Is it my fault that I failed to protect your jade pendant?"

Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: Damn it!What the hell is this!Damn Mu Chengxue wants to fall in love with the heroine in the future, okay?It's the male lead who moves first, okay?He talks like this here, the hostess has such a temper, let alone fall in love, now she can kill him, okay?

The corner of Yao Kun's mouth curled up, as expected.

"Where did your jade pendant come from!" Yao Kun questioned.

The "Master" on the public screen immediately exploded: Damn it, what a fart to ask!He blurted out subconsciously here!A mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, has everything changed?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: ...Why is the smell of gunpowder so strong?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: ...White Boss doesn't care?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: So it really is black, please get out!The black man is coming to the dubbing team!Me too!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times OW-白矖: ("▔▔▔)/("▔▔)/("▔▔▔)/ My heart is full of fear and anxiety, please allow me to sing a song of anxiety! By Shui Juju just revealed to me a shocking news!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Poof_(:зゝ∠)_ Big, stop being cute now, please!Appetite killed!

On the side of the small window, Bai Hao is still harassing Yao Kun non-stop: Σ(°△°|||)︴Was it really me? ! !

Yao Kun replied: 90% probability.

In fact, he is not sure, but this "Master" can tell exactly where the male lead and the female lead will start dating, who is the first to move, and where the female lead will be blackened , which means that he is very familiar with this novel...

And because he intentionally distorted the feelings of the characters, this person can blow up like this, which also shows that this person attaches great importance to this novel and cannot tolerate any flaws.

Combining these two points, there is at least a 90% probability that this "Master" is the author himself.

Another [-]% is not ruled out as the author's friend.

Bian Yan was so angry at the computer, his eyebrows, beard and hair (...) all stood on end!

Paralyzed, he was originally curious about what the dubbing of the characters in the novel would look like, so he turned on the crooked and came to listen to the scene. Who knew that these people would make all the characters in his novels look different!

Really pissed off!

Cried!

He crackled the keyboard loudly!

Hard-pressed keyboard: (〒Д〒) I'm so innocent! !

Ten Tribulations in the Ancient Times-Fans: From the time I knew the CV of Youshui to now, except for Hei Hei, I have never seen anyone who can criticize Da Da like this ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭ Never seen it before.

Ten Tribulations in the Ancient Times-Fan: So this brother, congratulations, you have successfully attracted everyone's attention ╮(﹀_﹀")╭

Venerable Master Venerable Master: You are an amazing CV!

Seeing that he was really angry, Yao Kun didn't care whether to interrupt or not, so he just stuck the microphone: "I'm sorry."

Seeing this, Bai Yu hurriedly opened the microphone and said, "Don't talk about it, everyone, now let's put this distinguished guest on the wheat sequence and put on the big yellow horse!"

So...with everyone's dazed and dazed faces, Bian Yan was invited to the wheat and replaced with a big yellow horse.

"Now let me introduce you grandly. This elder brother is not Heihei, but the mysterious author Jun~ Tangyi Cannonball! Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang!" She coughed lightly, Seriously apologize, "I'm sorry, author..."

"I've wanted to know you for a long time." Yao Kun got stuck again before Bai Hao finished speaking.

Bian Yan: ...Watt?

Everyone on the public screen: ... EXM?What kind of divine turning point is this?

People in the ancient times: ... happy to hear and see...

"I've read every one of your novels. I got my CV after reading your novels and listening to the radio dramas adapted from your novels. I've always wanted to match your novels since I entered the circle, but I never had the chance. Gradually I just want to know you, so I did that just now." He paused, "I wanted to test whether you are the author, sorry."

Yao Kun spoke a little confused because of nervousness, but he was explaining seriously.

But Bian Yan was very confused when he heard it. Did this person talk nonsense on purpose to test him? !

Seeing the small green light on the front of the "Master" vest turned on, Yao Kun couldn't help holding his breath.

The author he "chases" for so long is finally going to have something to do with him...

"..." After the green light was on for a long time, no one spoke, and the public screen was also eerily quiet!

For a long time, just when everyone thought that the author could not speak without Mike, the author spoke.

Bian Bian thought about it for a long time, and he was not too angry. After all, this little angel in his novel called "You Shui" (readers who follow the text from the beginning to the end are called little angels) is still a little angel of true love, and he can't blame him. .

but!

He is arrogant!

"Hmph!" Bian Yan snorted softly, "I want to block you!"

As he spoke, he was still subtitled on the public screen: Even though you love me deeply, little angel, I still want to say, this is the CV, yes it is you!I want to block you!

The author has something to say:

_(:зゝ∠)_Okay, I changed the weight of 2 days once!The stupid author's younger sister is getting married and going home during the day!so!

(^o^)/~So there is no so~ The food guide has said it, it may be more likely to be updated every day!Hug your head and run away!

Then, I really can’t write novels that are so cute at the beginning_(:зゝ∠)_, I’d better go at my own pace~