You are a great CV!

After roaring freely, let's start learning simple ones! "

"Master..." =L=

Talk about it...

"Alright Tangtang! Come on, let's click on that icon!"

"Actually..." =L=

having said so much……

"The sound may be a bit loud at first, you can turn off the game sound in the lower right corner of the computer! Then press shift to select save and enter the game! I'll start first!" Bai Hao said and started the game with his hands and feet numb!

"You just want someone to play games with you, right?"

"Eh..." Bai Yu suddenly lost his voice, slipped his hand, and the kid in the game slid his foot and crashed into a thorn, and the whole screen was blown to pieces with blood...

cough!As far as the picture is concerned, it is indeed quite bloody~

("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/Tangtang, if you know something, don’t say it!

"Cough! Bewitching words to confuse the crowd! The first rule of apprenticeship is to absolutely obey the master's words! Remember it!" Bai Yan twitched the corner of his mouth and retorted righteously.

heh heh heh...

Bian Yan also twitched the corner of his mouth, why did he have the illusion that he was looking for the wrong master and the wrong person!Can he really learn how to dub!He is very, very suspicious_(:зゝ∠)_

"All right!"

Double-click the icon to enter the game interface...

Boom boom boom boom! ! ! !A melodious and loud(...) singing sounded through his monitor earphones!

Bian Yan is full of cleverness!Good luck not throwing the mouse out!

WTF!What is so loud!Scared to pee, okay?

"Master!!! How to turn off the sound!!" Bian Yan shouted almost reflexively, raising his voice!

"Right click on the small speaker in the lower right corner of the computer desktop, volume synthesizer!"

"What?! Master, I can't hear you!!" Bian Yan almost cried!His ears TAT!

"Right click on the small speaker in the lower right corner!!!"

"What!!"

"Right click on the small speaker in the lower right corner!!!!!! Are you deaf!!!"

So, after Bian Yan successfully turned off the game sound, he has successfully stepped into the gate of the screaming world_(:зゝ∠)_

Next, he will be brainwashed into a real ♂ psychopath ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Ahhh!! I don't know how to climb vines! I have to keep the second stage of crime here!"

"Why did you die here! There are obviously no traps!"

"Brother Ma and there are half mines in this place qwq I said how can I run over and die! How can it be repaired!"

In the beginning, it was just Bai Xiao who was screaming and screaming. Of course, it wasn't because he was being reserved, but because he was still in a state of confusion, in that kind of situation where he could see the kid but couldn't see the way clearly, and he couldn't see the way when he could see the pit. Jump directly and rush to find death. When you meet a pit, you can’t remember the pit. Remembering the pit can only remember a few seconds. If you die, you forget the state of the pit in front of you ╮(╯_╰)╭

So at first he just hummed a few times and then R started again.

After he really got started with the game, his painting style became like this↓

"What kind of memory-breaking is paralysis! I forgot to drop the thorn here again! Ah ah (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I have died in the same place more than a dozen times!!"

"Fuck! Why is there a big fist here!!"

"Every day! How are you living here, master!!"

"NO!!!! It's hard for me to jump over, TAT!!"

"(╬￣盘￣)Can't this monster be trampled to death! I'm so stupid to jump on top of the monster and stab it to death!!"

In order to wait for him, Bai Yan deliberately slowed down, so after he caught up with Bai Zhen's progress, the painting style of the two became like this↓

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!"

"I jumped over—ah!!! Paralyzed!! This thorn not only rotates but also accelerates!! QAQ"

"I am so shameless? This author is going to be cursed to death!"

"Ahhhh!"

"What's the matter with qwq, is there any scary pit in front of Tangtang!"

"Day! Two rows of thorns came out ahead and blocked the road! No matter how you walk, you will die_(:зゝ∠)_Master, please help!!"

"No way! The master is here—_(:зゝ∠)_The master is here to die for love!"

"The paralysis is back! There must be another way! Master, you find the way from above and I will go down!!"

"Ouke, Ouke, good disciples, let's split up and act dogdog!!"

So this is the rhythm of two psychopaths insisting on playing a stand-alone game into an online game.

On the other side, no matter whether Yao Kun poked these two guys horizontally or vertically, neither of them responded at all!There is no way, between saving face and his wife, he chose the latter!In the meantime, he put down the work at hand, opened the backend of Baizhen's information, stepped in one by one along Baizhen's channels with yellow horses, and started a blanket search!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ His wife is his! He can't let her stay alone with "idle people" and "lonely men and widows"!

Yes, in his heart, the sex of Bai Yu is male_(:зゝ∠)_

The stupid author couldn't help worrying, when he found his wife, would he still know his daughter-in-law who seemed to be crazy?

╮(╯▽╰)╭No matter what, let him find it!

The author has something to say:

The stupid author went on a trip after the Chinese New Year. He is still out of town and doesn’t have a computer, so he can’t update TAT, please call! !Now that I have a computer, I will update it non-stop!Little angels, are you still there? QAQ came out this time to gather a lot of interesting memes!I will write them out one by one in the future so that you can have fun too!Shameless begging for collection and support_(:зゝ∠)_

Chapter 33 Madam, just say what you want, because my husband will meet all the needs of Madam >////<

"Tangtang, which side have you been to?" Bai Yu asked leisurely while drinking coffee during the intermission.

"Huh... the third side..." Bian Yan also went to make a cup of coffee and held it (please make up for the POSS of One Piece Lufei Jiang drinking tea cross-legged), as expected, there are always apprentices~

"It's okay, it's okay, you played for more than two hours for the first time, and you are very good at both sides! Boys are very good at playing games!"

"Where is this? This is a good teacher's teaching~"

Ouch, I hate it, don't praise others (っ///////////c)!

As a handicapped player in the game, he was suddenly praised by others, and Bian Yan was humbled and happy in his heart!

Look, look, he can still play games! ╭(╯^╰)╮The team leaders who criticized him in Waiwai before are scumbags!It's obvious that they themselves can't command in place, but they have to rely on him not to move!

"How many lives did you die?"

"Hey, I can't remember this!"

"No need to count, look at the top of the game interface, there is an automatic count behind the block where the game name is written..."

"On the top, on the top... Ah, I saw it, my god died 1754 times!!" _(:зゝ∠)_ He couldn't be happy for a moment!

"Don't be afraid! I died tens of thousands of times when I played for the first time! You little Ke died! Let's rest for 10 minutes and continue later!"

"Okay! I have to play it to pass the level today!" Bian Yan clenched his fists!

"Be ambitious! Let's work hard together! Work hard!" Bai Hao clenched his fists!

so……

(⁠”⁹) These two completely forgot what they were playing this game for, right?!

so……

(﹁"﹣) Bai Yu is crazy because she really wants to fool someone into playing this special game for shaking M with her!

"Okay! I'm done with my coffee and ready to start!" Bai Yan put down the cup with a bang, and then rolled up his sleeves to prepare for a big fight!

"Wait, wait!! Huluhulu—" Bian Yan drank the rest of the coffee in a few sips, threw the cup aside and rolled up his sleeves, "Master, I'm ready!"

The two looked at each other (the fog was very heavy) and then pressed the r key to start!

"the vast horizon is my love!"

"my love!"

"Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!"

"Flowers bloom, flowers bloom!"

"What kind of rhythm! It's the most swinging ~~!!"

"Swing, swing!"

"The rhythm of brushing death is the most swaying and swaying!!"

What?What the hell are you asking?

_(:зゝ∠)_Obviously, Bai Yu and Bian Yan are preparing to debut!Group name: Legend of Sugar... No wonder! !

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It's a good song for these two pokers to sing nine tunes and eighteen turns, okay! Bai Hao, you are a singer after all, can you be more professional in singing? This is simply impossible Do you use spicy ears to describe your creation? There is also the one who sings harmony! Please_(:зゝ∠)_Although I can only yoyo, but at any rate, yo sounds good! You can’t sing but you can speak Ah, why do you have to make it so difficult for yourself to sing!

So they should be glad that there is no one on this channel now, otherwise they will definitely be roughed up by X, right?Surely it will?

"Little Tangtang! I'm here for the last time!!"

"Master! I'm here too!!"

"Tangtang!"

"master!"

"Tangtang!!"

"master!!!"

"Tangtang!!!!"

After calling affectionately for a long time, the two said at the same time: "TAT has worked hard for hours and we are finally going to be liberated!!"

boom!

Yao Kun threw the folder in his hand in front of the supervisor: "I gave you two opportunities in two weeks, but your team came up with a project of this level? Wan Yuwen, do you think the work is too easy? Want to go down there and practice?"

Wan Yuwen was sweating profusely on his forehead.

If God gave him another chance, TAT would definitely not come here to hand in the proposal now!The president's aura today scared me to death, okay?

In fact, he really wants to say, the trust between people? President (ノへ￣,)

President, have you forgotten that this business plan has already been passed!When your old man saw this project for the first time, he praised him and said that he would send him a little red flower!As a result, within two days, he suddenly lost his temper and made all sorts of criticisms about the project, and even attacked the planning team. That's why he said "two weeks" and "two chances"! !

and……

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ This is just how to plan and organize the shopping mall, such as how to place the shelves to make it look bigger, such as what small things to put in the shopping mall to make the shopping mall look comfortable and warm, such as the planning of such and such small suggestions Case! Boss, why are you so obsessed with it!

Refusing to let go of every detail, is this the reason why a boss can be a boss but he can only be a supervisor?

But what is wrong, please let the president express it! TAT and their entire team are tortured by this project and going crazy!

Obviously, the supervisor thinks too much, simple child, your president is just venting his anger ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"President..."

Sensing what the supervisor wanted to say, Yao Kun knocked on the table and said, "I'll give you another week to revise. If you can't come up with a plan that I'm satisfied with this time, then your entire team will follow you to the grassroots to start over again. go out!"

In the end, the supervisor who should have tremblingly asked for revision opinions succumbed to Yao Kun's coercion _(:зゝ∠)_bent down to pick up the document and left the office.

Outside the office, Yan An, who was holding several folders that needed to be reviewed and signed by the president, saw Wan Yuwen coming out with a sad face, and hurriedly braked, and changed his direction by the way.

╮(╯_╰)╭Fortunately, he is smart, let Director Wan go in first, otherwise he will be the one being scolded now!

Alas, the president who fell in love is becoming more and more moody now...

Jingle Bell--

The intercom phone rang, and Yan An pressed the answer button.

"President!"

"Don't bother me if there is nothing important." Yao Kun's cold and heartless voice came from the phone!

"Okay President!" Ouch, what kind of goblin can make the president so angry! ← Special helper who gloats!

but……

("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/Who should sign those urgent documents on his desk?

It's a pity that before he could speak, the CEO who was chasing his "wife" had already hung up the phone, and went on channel by channel to find someone, the whole "faint king"!

No this one, quit, next one!

Not yet, next one! !

Next! ! !

Next……

Next…………

Madam TAT, where have you been?Bai Hao, get out of here!If you have the ability to snatch my wife, don't you have the ability to come out!You come out! ! ← Find someone to find the crazy CEO Yao.

In the end, Yao Kun himself forgot how many channels he found...

He suddenly heard a familiar voice.

Uh... Maybe it should be said, two...

"dadadadada!!! I wiped it and dried it to death! Master, this apple is so annoying! It keeps teleporting! Do you want someone to play with it!"

"Tangtang TAT, I'm dead too! Who the hell knew it would come out from the kid's feet! But if you don't stand on the ground, it's easy to be smashed to death by an apple! It's really a fucking dog!"

"I have already lost thousands of lives in its hands!!"

"Cocoa!! I have a few hundred too, okay!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I choose the dog leash _(:зゝ∠)_"

Yes, the first thing Yao Kun heard when he came in was → ah ah ah ah! !Ahem, although this does not constitute a sentence, it is enough to remind him!

Feelings are sneaking here to play games, right?

A game of emotion is more important than him, right? !

emotion!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Feelings, his wife chooses to explode in situ for a game, chooses to abandon him, and leaves him alone in the world forever!!!

I have to say that President Yao deserves to be a highly educated person, and he understands this listening question perfectly!The stupid author gave him 11 points!A little more is not afraid of his pride!

Although he found someone, Yao Kun didn't speak immediately, he really wanted to see when his wife would find out about his arrival!

However, 1 minute has passed...

5 minute has passed...

10 minute has passed...

Bian Yan and the others lost hundreds of lives...

They are getting more and more proficient at fighting bosses...

The blood of the game boss is getting less and less...

The blood volume of a certain boss is getting less and less...

The two of them still haven't noticed that there is an extra yellow horse in the channel, and they are addicted to games and can't extricate themselves. Typical internet addicts ╮(╯▽╰)╭ really well done!

Yao Kun couldn't bear it anymore, and finally coughed sadly!

"Cough cough!"

"Damn!!! Paralyzed, I was so scared that I was killed!!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Yes, after another thousand, 490 and nine lives were lost, Bian Yan finally beat the boss down to a drop of blood for the first time!It looks like it's about to pass the level!Seeing that he is about to be liberated!Seeing...

Alas, is it still useful to say this now ╮(╯_╰)╭ Let’s start again...

But before he can do it all over again, he has to piss someone off!

After closing the game and clicking on the Waiwai interface, Bian Yan roared: "I want to break up with you, Ma Dan!!!" Because he was so angry, his voice even choked. Could it be said that Bai Yan's teaching was too successful?

……

Yao Kun who was broken up: ...he seems to have found a fake wife?

Bai Hao who was watching: 0-0 Hey, she seems to have heard something incredible?Is this the rhythm of being dumped by a certain great god? ! !How should I put it... She seems to want to laugh a little bit! !

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Tangtang gj!!" He laughed as soon as he talked, and Bai Hao laughed unceremoniously, and there was even a clear and audible sound of patting the table from her side!

Yao Kun took a few deep breaths, and finally said slowly: "... madam..."

"I was wrong/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~" Someone turned off morality mode when they disagreed!

Madame finally admits that they are together (the fog is very heavy) and he is happy!However, if Madam wanted to "break up" with him, he refused!For the sake of Madam, face counts as a watt!

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Just say something wrong!! Do you know how much time I spent fighting this boss and how can you compensate me!!"

"I'll pay you back!"

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who cares to look at you! I am also a handsome guy, okay?"

"Okay! Madam is the most handsome! Madam is the most beautiful! Madam is mighty and domineering!"

"Ma'am what a ball o(￣ヘ￣*o) Don't think that I will forgive you if you praise me!" Bian Yan turned his eyes and said, "Give me your photo! (￣ー￣〃) I will forgive you!"

(￣ー￣〃) If you get a photo of someone, he wants it!

about to...

will...

The numbers are omitted below ╮(╯▽╰)╭What do you want to do with Yaokun’s fruit photo, please make up your mind!

"Ah~" Yao Kun panted coquettishly, and replied shyly (...), "Okay ma'am, I'll take photos now~"

Bai Yu: ("▔▔▔)/("▔▔)/("▔▔)/Mom, she seems to have seen a fake Yushui!!!

Bian Yan: WTF! !In order to hook him up, this person really...

o(*////▽////*)q is really shameless! !

(“”＄) So, you say you don’t want your body but you’re honest, right?

Just when the atmosphere of the scene was low (ai) and confused (mei), Bai Hao suddenly spoke in a trembling voice!

"I, I, I, I..." As the leader of a dubbing team, she actually couldn't bear to disturb the dubbing team's pursuit of true love!But as an orphan dog, she refuses to eat dog food!

"You, you, you..." Bian Bian was rehearsing all kinds of things after getting the photos in his mind, when he was suddenly interrupted, he also stuttered!

Then he heard...

[Give me your photo!I forgive you! 】

【Ah~ good madam, let me take a picture now~】

[Give me your photo!I forgive you! 】

【Ah~ good madam, let me take a picture now~】

[Give me your photo!I forgive you! 】

【Ah~ good madam, let me take a picture now~】

【Ah~】

【Ah~~】

【Ah~~~】

This enchanting and sultry panting sound is whirling around the entire channel!

do not doubt!She is so smart (shou) smart (qian)! !Ji (shou) Zhi (qian) ordered the recording! ! (~￣▽￣～)

Don't doubt it either!Her hand speed is so fast!I have quickly cut out a certain Jiaopan who lost his temper and played it in a loop! !

Yao Kun: "..."

Bian Yan: "…………………Pfft!!!!!!"

"Master!!! Well done!!" After Bian Yan spat out a mouthful of blood, he secretly knocked on Bai's window!

Tangyi shells:

master! !Please give me one! !I finally got his pigtails! !

Tangtang, do you think your husband won't tell you what you're typing if you type secretly? (“”＄) Son, next time you do something so insignificant, please remember not to read your heart out! Even if you read out, please remember to turn off the microphone first!

Yes, he was stupid again...

"Master!! Please give me a copy!! I finally caught his little braid!!" Bian Yan shouted in high while typing!

Yao Kun: ...the one he found was a fake wife, right? ? ?

So this story tells us that when doing bad things, please pay attention to check whether the equipment or doors and windows are closed, otherwise, if people don’t know, it’s only yooooo!

"It turns out Madam likes my jiao pan so much~" Yao Kun was thick-skinned, and after a few seconds of silence on the channel, he suddenly sighed softly, "Since Madam likes it, I will record a complete video for you for my husband's sake." How about the thin panting sound?"

"Ah, ah??" Bian Yan was stunned!What is a complete, careful panting sound? !

">////< Guaranteed from foreplay to cum to the end! Guaranteed to make my wife enjoy listening to it! Guaranteed——"

"NO!!!" Bian Chu panicked!

qwq Oh my god, he's always had sex with a certain water, and he's dreamed of having sex with a certain water several times, wouldn't it kill him to listen to a certain water's breathing again! !

"Is Madam worried that your husband is not breathing well?" Yao Kun cleared his throat, and suddenly approached Mike in a low voice, "Don't worry, Madam, with your photo, it will be fine for your husband..."

Bian Yan: OMG! !It's going to die!Do you want to enter the play so fast qwq

Yao Kun suppressed his throat deliberately, his voice was suddenly hoarse and deep, full of unspeakable lust, it was so charming as hell!Bian Yan's nose itched... and left two strings of nosebleeds...

The recording is still playing but it has already been ignored. Bai Hao: qwq I guess these two people have already appeared, right? !Ahhh, she really wants to see Tangtang's photo too!However, she still doesn't want to talk and record silently, hehehe...

"Ma'am, do you want to..." Hearing the sound of sniffling (nosebleed...) swallowing from the other end, Yao Kun raised a ye smile, but his voice became more and more seductive!

Of course he wouldn't take Bian Yan to the little black house to give Bai Yan a chance to watch a good show through the internet!But it’s okay to tune-play-play-play (~￣▽￣～)

As for what?

Guess what?

"I, I... Gulu..." Bian Yan was completely indifferent to the nosebleed on his face, he swallowed again, his face was bright red with honey!

"Just say what you want~~ Fuding will meet all the needs of my wife~~"

"Huh? Madame, do you want to..."

"Madam... Huh..." At the end, Yao Kun even took a breath!

This breath was the last straw that overwhelmed the camel, no, overwhelmed Bianjia!

boom!

The taut strings in Bian's mind suddenly snapped!

"……think……"

The author has something to say:

＞////＜No, stupid authors really can't seduce people! ! !Let's go purple! ! !Ask for collection! !

Chapter 34 What should I do if someone bumps into me while L is L!Oh, don't be careless together, then!

Afterwards, Bian Chan wanted to kill himself!

Paralyzed!Why was he so unpromising at the time, why did he answer it, why... why did he accidentally read the inner monologue again_(:зゝ∠)_

By the way, inner monologue is a new term he only knew after he started the pia scene.

Ugh……

He curled up under the quilt decadently, played with the claw machine decadently, and listened to the provocative panting in the claw machine decadently. Yes, a certain shameless person really recorded the XXOO panting for Bian Chu carefully!

Bian Chan unconsciously rubbed his hands on the quilt, and found decadently——he really likes the voice of You Shui...!

You asked how he was sure?

Paralyzed, the TAT thing is so high, how can he be unsure! !

Why is it swollen?Why don't you take advantage of the fact that the atmosphere is right now (it's weird!) to have a fling with the Five Fingers girl?

what……

So shy＞////＜

Bian Yan turned over and grabbed the earphones and plugged them in. He quickly slipped into the bed, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his head dejectedly.

╮(╯▽╰)╭It's too stuffy in the bed, he's breathing faster and his heartbeat is faster now, isn't he looking for abuse when he gets into the bed!

Click, click, click to replay the recording, and then tremblingly (extremely excited) stretched his paws into the bed——

Then with a shake of the hand, he ejaculated in seconds! ! ! →It’s strange ╮(╯▽╰)╭

In fact, the truth is like this↓

When he was just doing some kind of indescribable exercise, when he was just panting, when his brain was dizzy and his skin was flushing... In short, when everything was on the right track, Yao Kun suddenly sent him a text message A video invitation, and then he shook his hand!What the fuck, point, yes, accept, accept!

"Well……"

Caught off guard Yao Kun who heard panting pant and saw the glowing red face thinking about it day and night: 0-0 Huh?madam this is...

Caught off guard, Bian Yan let out a gasp: 0-0?This is... what happened?

qwqfuck!What just happened! !Damn what just happened! !

"husband--"

Mrs. Yao Kun hadn't finished saying the word, the other end had already clicked, and the video was hung up.

He sniffed, showed a... very weird smile, and then just like that, very useless, with nosebleeds...

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey... Madam was in L ah L just now hey hey~(*/ω＼*) Should he help Madam?yes?yes? ?

Madame~~Come a bird for your husband~~

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up!!!

Is it easy for him to fly a plane_(:зゝ∠)_I finally thought about it, I was so frightened that I already softened, and I even made a P!

What pissed him off the most was that someone had the guts to shake the video for him again! !

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Day! Will he still pick it up! Fuck! Block black without explaining!!

My wife's black belly is caused by water:

Ma'am, if you dare to blackmail me as your husband, you can post what happened just now on Weibo^_^

My wife's black belly is caused by water:

oh one more thing

My wife's black belly is caused by water:

^_^Whether I have voice or chat with my wife, I have recordings.

My wife's black belly is caused by water:

^_^Madam, would you like to listen to the recording just now?

Bian Yan hadn't said "Fuck" before the other party sent over a video invitation!In a rage, he really fell for Yao Kun's provocative method, and clicked to accept.Some wax for his stupidity ╮(╯▽╰)╭I know that someone in the remark is a black-bellied person, so why are you so easy to be fooled?

So today is destined to be a day for crossing circles, yes!

"You stinky stream—" As soon as the video was connected, before Yao Kun could speak, Bian Yan began to curse!

however……

He stopped suddenly, and then, the nosebleed that had just stopped not long ago gurgled down again_(:зゝ∠)_

"Wha, what are you doing, why are you naked!!" qwq confused Bian Yan!

Who can tell him why the person opposite has already stripped naked in such a short time! !

That's right!It is light! !

Cough cough, including the bottom is also off_(:зゝ∠)_

"I didn't want to help Madam better!" Yao Kun said righteously, while turning the camera down!

"Wipe, wipe! Don't move around!!!"

Chachacha qwq has a great figure! ! ←This is the inner line of Bian Yan~

Ouch, don't turn your eyes while talking, Madam is so honest~

"Just admit it." Yao Kun stopped his movements like a stream, and said suddenly.

"Admit what?" Bian Yan was a little too late to react, the atmosphere was still extremely ambiguous in the last second, how could it change in the next second?

Yao Kun fixed the mobile phone in front of his body, and then put on his clothes slowly.

[Erkang hand] No!Let me take another look! → Pretend to be expressionless, but has been betrayed by the increasingly bright red cheeks and increasingly rapid breathing.

"Admit that you like me."

Leaving aside X's incompetence, although he and a certain one are both male, he also has a certain one, but if he doesn't like it, he will feel disgusted if he is asked to see a person's naked body on the Internet.In other words, a certain person only saw his naked body because he liked it.

He tried his best to prove what he overheard that day. He remembered clearly the words his wife said to herself that she cared about him when she came back from the house that day!

"……I……"

"Don't deny it, it's useless to deny it." Yao Kun buckled his belt extremely calmly, and smiled coquettishly with his upper body naked, "Because I like it, I don't hate it when I blow my hair."

"Flip the table! Who said I don't hate it!" Hard-spoken X1!

"Because I like it, I have desires for me."

"Fuck! Desire to hell! I'm masturbating to the goddess! Stop being narcissistic!" Stubborn X2!

"Ma'am...you must have forgotten that you are still playing the recording I gave you, but do as you like, and I will pamper you like this." Yao Kun sighed.

He was moved by his deep affection, right?

"Get out! Who wants you to spoil me! There are a lot of people who spoil me!" Stubborn X3!

"Okay, okay, I am the one who wants to spoil you." Yao Kun smiled and continued, "Then I am willing to spoil you like this for the rest of my life. Would you like to let me spoil you?"

"Do not--"

"I'm serious." Yao Kun interrupted him, "I like you, the kind of love I've thought about for a lifetime."

Yao Kun suddenly stopped laughing, and through the video, Bian Chu suddenly became flustered when he saw his own reflection in his eyes.

seriously?

That is to say, if he said he was unwilling, the person opposite would give up?

lady……

lady……

lady……

In the future, he will call others like that?

Bian Yan's face suddenly turned pale, obviously he had only known the person opposite him for a few months, obviously he didn't know the person opposite him at all, obviously they were just joking around at first...

When did it start, he cared so much about the person opposite?

From Waiwai chatting to Weibo interaction, to always paying attention to whether there are any comments from him under the column, to wanting to be a CV, and even becoming more and more arrogant, all this is just because of the person opposite...

Bian Chu lowered his eyes and opened his mouth.

"for--"

"Is there any reason why I like it?" Seeing his reaction, Yao Kun's eyes flashed cunning quickly.

"Yes!" Bian Yan raised his head suddenly, "I just like your voice and your face—fuck you, you're fucking playing tricks on me again!!"

What did he see!

When he was about to confess, he actually saw a "weird" smile on the opposite person!It was as if he was sure that he would say so!

"No, I'm just happy that Madam confessed to me." Yao Kun propped his chin and looked at the camera with a smile, "Even if I knew Madam liked me very much, I couldn't help but be happy when Madam confessed." He knew A certain person is about to blow up again, so he has to hurry up, otherwise his confession today will definitely go to waste like last time!

"Nonsense, nonsense! Who likes you so much!! Bewitching words confuse the public╭(╯^╰)╮" Bian Ni was easily distracted, his mouth clearly wanted to turn up, but he had to force himself Press it down, and it will end up pouting ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Yao Kun shook his hands, and fell completely adorable under this expression!Coupled with Bian Yan's face that he thinks about day and night and doesn't think about food and drink, Yao Kun feels that his whole body is hardened!

"Ma'am!" Yao Kun suppressed the urge to take off his pants again!

_(:зゝ∠)_It’s not that he doesn’t want to, but it’s because they’re separated by a network, even if they can see through the video, even if the wife agrees to have sex with him, he still can’t really eat it Ah, isn't that more uncomfortable! !

"what?"

"Let's meet!"

"what??"

"Okay, I'll be your wife and you agree! I know your home is in Tashi Town, Weixin County, Zhaotong City, Yunnan Province!" Yao Kun called out the information and maps he had found while talking!

"I'm sorry, that's a question mark, not a period! And how do you know qwq, are you secretly investigating me! Let me tell you, don't think it's great to be rich! You are breaking the law like this!!" So Say, where exactly is the focus!Your lair is about to be beaten up and knocked at your door. Hey, you only care about this? !

"Ma'am, I'm not stupid. Your Q, Weibo, and Weibo all fill in this address, don't you?"

Bian Yan: ... == It seems, it seems, indeed... Is that so?

But even so, this person is too shameless!They just confirmed their relationship, hey!wrong!Well done Qiu Dou!He didn't seem to agree to a certain water, so why did he suddenly develop into Benxian!

Yao Kun saw that he seemed to have come to his senses, and immediately took a big bite at the screen with the claw machine in his hand!

"Trojan horse!!! I love you!"

Bian Yan's face suddenly turned red, and then...then there was no more ╮(╯▽╰)╭ will something embarrassing happen to you guys?too naive