weird fairy tale town
Chapter 3 The Clown
But now is not the time to think about those inexplicable things, so he quickly calmed down, and Bai Zhe began to observe the surrounding situation.
This is like a different-dimensional space, surrounded by pitch-black darkness, only the place under his feet is slightly lit, this place seems to be a regular circle, with an area of about one square meter by visual inspection, Bai Zhe tried to move around After a while, I realized that I couldn't get out from the edge of the light.
It's as if someone drew a circle on the ground with a highlighter, and he can only move within the circle.
The sound of the wind heard when falling down also disappeared without a trace, and there was no sound at all.
Bai Zhe squinted his eyes, and after confirming that there was no difference in the surroundings judged by the naked eye, he took a deep breath, calmed down and said: "Who was the one who was talking to me just now, can you come out and meet?"
His voice was relaxed, but Bai Zhe's back was tense, and his whole body was on high alert.
In the quiet air all around, suddenly there was a sharp whistling sound - as if something was passing through the air quickly, Bai Zhe squinted his eyes, and saw a strangely shaped red dot rushing towards him swooped in.
His consciousness made a judgment almost instantly, and he might not be able to avoid this too fast thing.
However, the long-term muscular awareness still made him quickly shift his body weight to one side, trying to avoid this "attack".
However, when Bai Zhe rolled in a group on the ground in embarrassment and hit the "invisible wall", he realized that the attack he expected did not really happen.
And the red dot was suspended in mid-air, with a playful expression, smiling mockingly at himself.
Oh - maybe it's time to stop calling it a "red dot".
Because the red dot turned out to be just a huge red nose on the face of a clown.
And the reason why Bai Zhe saw the clown as a red dot was entirely because this red dot was the most conspicuous part of his face, and even his whole body.
Bai Zhe stood up, tidied up the bathrobe that was a little messy due to the tumbling just now, and calmly looked at the clown in front of him.
Huge red nose, classic red and blue clown suit - oh, of course, there is an exaggerated and funny red circus hat, and a red, yellow and blue ball is under the clown's feet, but the ball is actually levitating above the ground, and the clown is suspended above the ball.
At first glance, it looks very funny, but the clown's gloomy expression makes people feel a little scary.
Bai Zhe looked at the clown for a while, and the clown seemed to be looking at Bai Zhe with great interest, and didn't speak first, but kept showing a sinister, chilling smile.
The two...or one person and the other ugly have been in such a stalemate for an unknown amount of time, and in the end Bai Zhe was the first to ask: "...Where is this, who are you?"
The clown's eyes widened suddenly, as if he was waiting for Bai Zhe to speak, and as soon as Bai Zhe opened his mouth, he won the victory, and immediately let out a tooth-piercing laugh, only to hear Bai Zhe's eardrums bursting pain.
And just when Bai Zhe couldn't help frowning, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the clown showed an expression as if struck by lightning, caressed his chest for a long time, and said with a sigh of relief: "Oh my... ...Hehehe, I couldn't help but get carried away for a while, and I was almost punished by the fairy tale god..."
He breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear in his heart, and when he looked up at Bai Zhe again, he still looked malicious, and said contemptuously: "Tsk... stupid human beings, didn't you even hear him when you entered the slaughterhouse?" Did I say?"
That term again—"slaughterhouse."
Bai Zhe's memory is very good, so he naturally still remembers the weird and sarcastic words.
——"Welcome to the slaughterhouse, number 7414... Hee hee hee, it looks delicious."
But this is still an unsolved mystery to him.
What is a slaughterhouse?What is number 7414?
As for looking delicious... Bai Zhe gently rubbed his wrist, delicious?More or less ridiculous.
No matter what, he didn't think that he would really be reduced to the point where he would be slaughtered and become someone else's rations, so whether it was delicious or not, there probably would not be an answer to this question.
As if sensing a trace of murderous intent emanating from Bai Zhe, the clown's expression changed, and he quietly took half a step back, but then he seemed to feel ashamed of showing weakness, cleared his throat, and put on a With an impatient look, he moaned and said, "This is the seven thousandth 410th time my uncle has explained this set of rules... If you are not the one chosen by the god of fairy tales, I will not bother to care about you!"
The name "God of Fairy Tales" was also mentioned twice, Bai Zhe quietly remembered it in his heart, his left hand was still clenched into a fist, and he raised it slightly into a defensive posture.But his right hand subconsciously reached into the pocket of the bathrobe, and began to try to find something useful.
However, the fluffy flannelette pocket was empty... There was a touch of coldness at the fingertips, and it turned out to be that damned lighter!
Bai Zhe couldn't help grinding his teeth, and holding back his temper, he continued to listen to that strange clown's boastful talk.
"Stupid human! Being chosen by the god of fairy tales is a blessing you have cultivated in several lifetimes! But sinful human beings! Let's atone for your crimes first!" The clown stretched out a round stick while talking. The fat finger pointed at Bai Zhe firmly and sacredly, as if that finger was the stick of judgment.
However, Bai Zhe, who was still wearing a bathrobe, stood there indifferently, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked the clown, "What's the crime?"
"You, you, you!" The clown was so angry that he jumped on the ball a few times. It has been a long time since such a person who suddenly came to a new environment and faced the terrifying and majestic clown without changing his face! "You are simply challenging the authority of the clown! I will punish you!" The clown screamed.
But Bai Zhe didn't show any fear on his face, instead he snorted softly and said deliberately: "The authority of the clown, or the authority of the god of fairy tales?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The clown really screamed, and the expression on his face became very exciting, filled with awe and fear immediately, and the finger pointing at Bai Zhe quickly retracted to his mouth, and compared With a "shh" gesture, he lowered his voice and said, "If you offend the god of fairy tales...we will all die? Shhh..."
Bai Zhe narrowed his eyes slightly. This guy really looks like he's bluffing...or maybe he's pretending to be a tiger.
Moreover, that red nose, exaggerated blond hair and mocking smile...
Tsk, it makes people have the urge to beat him up.
However, this guy rushed over so fast just now, can he really hit it?
While thinking about it, Bai Zhe couldn't help stretching out his hand to test it.
"Snapped."
A crisp voice sounded immediately, and the clown and Bai Zhe were stunned at the same time.
Bai Zhe: "...uh... this..." I didn't expect that I would shoot subconsciously, and what I didn't expect was that...it hit me like this.
The clown's face, which was still wearing a strange smile just now, gradually froze, then turned into panic, and then turned into grievance.
Those eyes with clown makeup quickly filled with tears, and looked at Bai Zhe in disbelief: "You you you you you! How dare you hit the clown?!"
Bai Zhe swallowed the "sorry" that was on the verge of his mouth, and looked at the clown indifferently, "Oh, so I hit you, will the god of fairy tales punish me?"
The clown's expression was blank again, and then became terrified.
He suddenly discovered... It seems that there is really no rule in Fairy Tale Town...you can't beat clowns...
Seeing the clown lost in thought, Bai Zhe almost knew it, so he clapped his hands indifferently and said, "So, I can hit you, but you can't actually hit me, right? You can only scare me like you did just now." ?”
clown:"……"
There is no need for him to answer anymore, Bai Zhe nodded his head on his own, and came to a conclusion: "Beating you will not offend the god of fairy tales, so..."
As if finally remembering the pain of being beaten, the clown suddenly jumped up in a hurry, opened his mouth and poured out beans and shouted: "Shut up! Shut up! Tell you, tell you everything, tell you everything the lord clown knows! Shut up!" Shut up!"—Damn it, he obviously liked this part of intimidating newcomers the most, why did he come here this time so boldly, he scared the clown to death!
Bai Zhe: "..."
Why does this guy look like a brat from a relative's family?still undereducated...
However, in order to respect the rules of this world and also respect the idea of this brat, Bai Zhe still didn't continue to provoke him.
Seeing that Bai Zhe's mouth was finally closed tightly, the clown stroked his chest again with lingering fear, and muttered in a low voice, "Phew, damn number 7414, a person like you will definitely offend the god of fairy tales, and you will be punished." Retribution!"
However, this time's thoughts did not delay his work. With a light wave of the clown's fat and short hand in the air, a metal box engraved with complicated patterns appeared in his hand out of thin air.
The clown's hand trembled, and the box opened automatically, followed by a series of cards, some were gold, some were silver, some were copper, and some were iron gray.
Although he has already determined in his heart that this place belongs to a different parallel world, after all, it is the first time he has come into contact with these completely supernatural and unscientific phenomena, and Bai Zhe is still in doubt.
But his face was completely calm, he just watched the clown tap lightly from the pile of floating cards, then pulled out an extremely rare golden card, and said "tsk tsk" twice with a look of contempt on his face.
Immediately, all the other cards flew back into the metal box and disappeared out of thin air, leaving only the golden card in the clown's hand floating up and down slightly in the air.
The clown grinned and glanced at Bai Zhe, then turned his eyes back to the golden card, and showed his usual contemptuous and contemptuous mocking smile, and said in a strange voice: "Number 7414, Bai Zhe, because Murdered 217 people, so he entered Fairy Tale Town to atone for his sins..."
This is like a different-dimensional space, surrounded by pitch-black darkness, only the place under his feet is slightly lit, this place seems to be a regular circle, with an area of about one square meter by visual inspection, Bai Zhe tried to move around After a while, I realized that I couldn't get out from the edge of the light.
It's as if someone drew a circle on the ground with a highlighter, and he can only move within the circle.
The sound of the wind heard when falling down also disappeared without a trace, and there was no sound at all.
Bai Zhe squinted his eyes, and after confirming that there was no difference in the surroundings judged by the naked eye, he took a deep breath, calmed down and said: "Who was the one who was talking to me just now, can you come out and meet?"
His voice was relaxed, but Bai Zhe's back was tense, and his whole body was on high alert.
In the quiet air all around, suddenly there was a sharp whistling sound - as if something was passing through the air quickly, Bai Zhe squinted his eyes, and saw a strangely shaped red dot rushing towards him swooped in.
His consciousness made a judgment almost instantly, and he might not be able to avoid this too fast thing.
However, the long-term muscular awareness still made him quickly shift his body weight to one side, trying to avoid this "attack".
However, when Bai Zhe rolled in a group on the ground in embarrassment and hit the "invisible wall", he realized that the attack he expected did not really happen.
And the red dot was suspended in mid-air, with a playful expression, smiling mockingly at himself.
Oh - maybe it's time to stop calling it a "red dot".
Because the red dot turned out to be just a huge red nose on the face of a clown.
And the reason why Bai Zhe saw the clown as a red dot was entirely because this red dot was the most conspicuous part of his face, and even his whole body.
Bai Zhe stood up, tidied up the bathrobe that was a little messy due to the tumbling just now, and calmly looked at the clown in front of him.
Huge red nose, classic red and blue clown suit - oh, of course, there is an exaggerated and funny red circus hat, and a red, yellow and blue ball is under the clown's feet, but the ball is actually levitating above the ground, and the clown is suspended above the ball.
At first glance, it looks very funny, but the clown's gloomy expression makes people feel a little scary.
Bai Zhe looked at the clown for a while, and the clown seemed to be looking at Bai Zhe with great interest, and didn't speak first, but kept showing a sinister, chilling smile.
The two...or one person and the other ugly have been in such a stalemate for an unknown amount of time, and in the end Bai Zhe was the first to ask: "...Where is this, who are you?"
The clown's eyes widened suddenly, as if he was waiting for Bai Zhe to speak, and as soon as Bai Zhe opened his mouth, he won the victory, and immediately let out a tooth-piercing laugh, only to hear Bai Zhe's eardrums bursting pain.
And just when Bai Zhe couldn't help frowning, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the clown showed an expression as if struck by lightning, caressed his chest for a long time, and said with a sigh of relief: "Oh my... ...Hehehe, I couldn't help but get carried away for a while, and I was almost punished by the fairy tale god..."
He breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear in his heart, and when he looked up at Bai Zhe again, he still looked malicious, and said contemptuously: "Tsk... stupid human beings, didn't you even hear him when you entered the slaughterhouse?" Did I say?"
That term again—"slaughterhouse."
Bai Zhe's memory is very good, so he naturally still remembers the weird and sarcastic words.
——"Welcome to the slaughterhouse, number 7414... Hee hee hee, it looks delicious."
But this is still an unsolved mystery to him.
What is a slaughterhouse?What is number 7414?
As for looking delicious... Bai Zhe gently rubbed his wrist, delicious?More or less ridiculous.
No matter what, he didn't think that he would really be reduced to the point where he would be slaughtered and become someone else's rations, so whether it was delicious or not, there probably would not be an answer to this question.
As if sensing a trace of murderous intent emanating from Bai Zhe, the clown's expression changed, and he quietly took half a step back, but then he seemed to feel ashamed of showing weakness, cleared his throat, and put on a With an impatient look, he moaned and said, "This is the seven thousandth 410th time my uncle has explained this set of rules... If you are not the one chosen by the god of fairy tales, I will not bother to care about you!"
The name "God of Fairy Tales" was also mentioned twice, Bai Zhe quietly remembered it in his heart, his left hand was still clenched into a fist, and he raised it slightly into a defensive posture.But his right hand subconsciously reached into the pocket of the bathrobe, and began to try to find something useful.
However, the fluffy flannelette pocket was empty... There was a touch of coldness at the fingertips, and it turned out to be that damned lighter!
Bai Zhe couldn't help grinding his teeth, and holding back his temper, he continued to listen to that strange clown's boastful talk.
"Stupid human! Being chosen by the god of fairy tales is a blessing you have cultivated in several lifetimes! But sinful human beings! Let's atone for your crimes first!" The clown stretched out a round stick while talking. The fat finger pointed at Bai Zhe firmly and sacredly, as if that finger was the stick of judgment.
However, Bai Zhe, who was still wearing a bathrobe, stood there indifferently, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked the clown, "What's the crime?"
"You, you, you!" The clown was so angry that he jumped on the ball a few times. It has been a long time since such a person who suddenly came to a new environment and faced the terrifying and majestic clown without changing his face! "You are simply challenging the authority of the clown! I will punish you!" The clown screamed.
But Bai Zhe didn't show any fear on his face, instead he snorted softly and said deliberately: "The authority of the clown, or the authority of the god of fairy tales?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The clown really screamed, and the expression on his face became very exciting, filled with awe and fear immediately, and the finger pointing at Bai Zhe quickly retracted to his mouth, and compared With a "shh" gesture, he lowered his voice and said, "If you offend the god of fairy tales...we will all die? Shhh..."
Bai Zhe narrowed his eyes slightly. This guy really looks like he's bluffing...or maybe he's pretending to be a tiger.
Moreover, that red nose, exaggerated blond hair and mocking smile...
Tsk, it makes people have the urge to beat him up.
However, this guy rushed over so fast just now, can he really hit it?
While thinking about it, Bai Zhe couldn't help stretching out his hand to test it.
"Snapped."
A crisp voice sounded immediately, and the clown and Bai Zhe were stunned at the same time.
Bai Zhe: "...uh... this..." I didn't expect that I would shoot subconsciously, and what I didn't expect was that...it hit me like this.
The clown's face, which was still wearing a strange smile just now, gradually froze, then turned into panic, and then turned into grievance.
Those eyes with clown makeup quickly filled with tears, and looked at Bai Zhe in disbelief: "You you you you you! How dare you hit the clown?!"
Bai Zhe swallowed the "sorry" that was on the verge of his mouth, and looked at the clown indifferently, "Oh, so I hit you, will the god of fairy tales punish me?"
The clown's expression was blank again, and then became terrified.
He suddenly discovered... It seems that there is really no rule in Fairy Tale Town...you can't beat clowns...
Seeing the clown lost in thought, Bai Zhe almost knew it, so he clapped his hands indifferently and said, "So, I can hit you, but you can't actually hit me, right? You can only scare me like you did just now." ?”
clown:"……"
There is no need for him to answer anymore, Bai Zhe nodded his head on his own, and came to a conclusion: "Beating you will not offend the god of fairy tales, so..."
As if finally remembering the pain of being beaten, the clown suddenly jumped up in a hurry, opened his mouth and poured out beans and shouted: "Shut up! Shut up! Tell you, tell you everything, tell you everything the lord clown knows! Shut up!" Shut up!"—Damn it, he obviously liked this part of intimidating newcomers the most, why did he come here this time so boldly, he scared the clown to death!
Bai Zhe: "..."
Why does this guy look like a brat from a relative's family?still undereducated...
However, in order to respect the rules of this world and also respect the idea of this brat, Bai Zhe still didn't continue to provoke him.
Seeing that Bai Zhe's mouth was finally closed tightly, the clown stroked his chest again with lingering fear, and muttered in a low voice, "Phew, damn number 7414, a person like you will definitely offend the god of fairy tales, and you will be punished." Retribution!"
However, this time's thoughts did not delay his work. With a light wave of the clown's fat and short hand in the air, a metal box engraved with complicated patterns appeared in his hand out of thin air.
The clown's hand trembled, and the box opened automatically, followed by a series of cards, some were gold, some were silver, some were copper, and some were iron gray.
Although he has already determined in his heart that this place belongs to a different parallel world, after all, it is the first time he has come into contact with these completely supernatural and unscientific phenomena, and Bai Zhe is still in doubt.
But his face was completely calm, he just watched the clown tap lightly from the pile of floating cards, then pulled out an extremely rare golden card, and said "tsk tsk" twice with a look of contempt on his face.
Immediately, all the other cards flew back into the metal box and disappeared out of thin air, leaving only the golden card in the clown's hand floating up and down slightly in the air.
The clown grinned and glanced at Bai Zhe, then turned his eyes back to the golden card, and showed his usual contemptuous and contemptuous mocking smile, and said in a strange voice: "Number 7414, Bai Zhe, because Murdered 217 people, so he entered Fairy Tale Town to atone for his sins..."
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