Quick Transmigration: The Guide to Seducing and Abusing Scum

Jiang Linfeng nodded. The day's tossing and the feeling of fullness in his stomach made him sleepy soon, but when he was about to fall asleep, he reached out and unconsciously touched the small wooden sign on his neck.

Afterwards, he murmured unconsciously, "Thank you Shiyi..."

A gust of wind gently lifted Jiang Linfeng's quilt, and in the next second Xie Shiyi transformed into his original form, gently hugging Jiang Linfeng into his arms, his cold voice tinged with a trace of helplessness.

"You obviously hate me so much, why can you sleep peacefully while pinching the sign I gave you? And why do you dream of me..."

The next morning, Jiang Linfeng felt relaxed after waking up. As expected, without the harassment of that old pervert, even the dream was beautiful~

"Host, the approval has come down, and your request has been approved."

Jiang Linfeng's eyes were still sleepy one second, but his eyes widened in the next second, 'Come on! ' sat up from the bed, couldn't help confirming again excitedly, "Really?!"

"Really, host, you are too excited, carefully let the bed collapse."

Now Xiao Wu can confirm that Jiang Linfeng is completely different from what Xiao Liu said. This may be because Xiao Liu has been single for too long and sees everything with excessive filters, so he beautifies Jiang Linfeng to perfection!

It must be so.

Jiang Linfeng embarrassedly stretched out his hand and scratched the fever on the top of his head, with a naive face, "Excited for a while, excited."

With an idea in my heart, everything is ready and I only owe Dongfeng.

Jiang Linfeng immediately got up, washed his face and brushed his teeth. Looking at his handsome face in the mirror, he couldn't help but whistle~

Standing in the door after being fully dressed, Jiang Linfeng took a few deep breaths, discarding all the distracting thoughts and excitement in his heart for the past two days, and raised his head again, Jiang Linfeng returned to that gentle boy again.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Jiang Yilan raising his hand to knock on the door of his room. Jiang Linfeng was also taken aback for a moment. Why did Jiang Yilan come to wake him up today?

Jiang Yilan was also taken aback, and then stopped, pretending to be stern and said: "Brother, Mama Lin is sick, maybe we need to cook for ourselves today."

Jiang Linfeng came back to his senses and hummed, adjusted his expression when he closed the door with his backhand, and asked when he went downstairs: "Where are Dad and Mom?"

Hearing the sound of 'little mother', Jiang Yilan's expression was not very good, but she still replied: "Dad and Mom took grandma to the temple today, and they said they would come back at night."

Jiang Linfeng raised his eyebrows, was he afraid and anxious to ask the blessings of gods and Buddhas?It's just wrong, Jiang Yilan is their precious son and grandson, why didn't they bring it with them?

"Why didn't you go?" Jiang Linfeng went into the kitchen to check if there was anything else to eat.

Jiang Yilan looked at the greasy and reflective floor in the kitchen with distaste, took back the foot that was about to step out, and replied unhappily: "I still have homework, so I can't go."

Jiang Linfeng sneered in his heart when he heard the words, why did he have so much homework, he left Jiang Yilan to monitor his every move!

Thinking of this, Jiang Linfeng stood up immediately, walked out, and passed by Jiang Yilan who was standing at the door.

Jiang Yilan couldn't guess what Jiang Linfeng was going to do, so she asked, "Brother, where are you going? Shall we stop eating?"

Jiang Linfeng walked towards the door, shrugged and said, "I don't know how to do it, I'll go out and buy something to eat."

But before Jiang Yilan could speak, he turned around and smiled brightly at Jiang Yilan, "I dreamed about my mother again last night, and she said she was coming to make me my favorite pancakes! So I want to eat pancakes, do you want to eat?"

Afterwards, seeing Jiang Yilan's face turn pale all of a sudden, she even subconsciously shook her head and refused, "No, no, I don't want to eat."

It seems to be working!

Jiang Linfeng had a panoramic view of Jiang Yilan's expression, and said indifferently: "Then you can find a way to eat by yourself."

After speaking, he slammed the door and went out, leaving Jiang Yilan alone in the room looking at the kitchen and the door, unable to make a choice.

"Host, didn't you say you want to eat pancakes?"

Sitting in the KFC, Jiang Linfeng, who was munching on preserved egg and lean meat porridge, bit off a mouthful of deep-fried dough sticks dipped in white sugar, and replied vaguely: "You will believe what I lied to that little fool Jiang Yilan, don't you?" stupid?"

Little Five: ...

After drinking the last mouthful of porridge, Jiang Linfeng burped comfortably, watched the people coming and going outside the window, and quietly analyzed it in his heart and the system.

"When I was in the country, I mentioned in front of all of them that my mother gave me a dream, and they all looked scared. Only the original owner's grandmother directly scolded me as a scourge, which showed that they There are ghosts in my heart, and I have done something that I am sorry for, so I am afraid that my mother will really seek revenge."

Jiang Linfeng took the napkin from the plate and wiped his mouth, then continued to analyze.

"Today I mentioned my mother Tuomeng again, and Jiang Yilan's reaction was even worse, so I can be sure that the original owner will be offered as a tribute to Xie Shiyi, and his part will be indispensable!"

"So the original owner, what are you going to do? How can Xiao Wu help you?"

Jiang Linfeng stood up, opened the door and went out. The warm sunshine on his body made him very comfortable, as if he was embraced by the sun last night. It was such a comfortable feeling.

"I want you to find a way to prevent the three members of the Jiang family from coming back. I want to have a wonderful night with Jiang Yilan tonight~"

After Jiang Linfeng returned to Jiang's house, he saw Jiang Yilan sitting there as soon as he entered the door, but Jiang Yilan didn't eat or cook, but just sat in the living room doing homework.

Jiang Linfeng put the packed porridge on the table, smiled and said to Jiang Yilan, "I brought you a bowl of porridge along the way, eat it while it's hot."

Looking at Jiang Linfeng who turned around and walked upstairs, Jiang Yilan realized that his heart was hot, and he stood up immediately, "Brother, thank you!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Linfeng stopped in his tracks, still smiling, turned around and said to Jiang Yilan, "You're welcome, my mother told me in a dream yesterday that I should take good care of you."

After speaking, Jiang Linfeng went back to the room, leaving Jiang Yilan with an ugly face who seemed to have eaten shit.

I'm afraid Jiang Yilan won't dare to drink this bowl of porridge...

As a result, Jiang Linfeng didn't do anything that day, just wandered around in front of Jiang Yilan, and then frightened Jiang Yilan with the story of the original owner's mother entrusting her dream. In the end, Jiang Yilan turned pale and said that she was unwell, so she went back to her room to sleep.

Jiang Linfeng smiled in his heart, sleep as long as he can now, and wait until midnight, if he wants to sleep again, he won't be able to!

"Host, Jiang Yilan has already been scared out."

Jiang Linfeng immediately sat up from the bed. He hadn't slept all this time. Hearing the words of the system, he replied OK in his heart. He got out of bed to look for shoes, but he couldn't turn on the light now, and he couldn't find the shoes, so he had to turn on the light. He opened the door lightly with his foot and stepped out.

Now Jiang Yilan obviously wanted to go to the lobby downstairs to call his mother Yu Jing, but as soon as the phone was dialed, there was a piercing beeping sound, and Jiang Yilan dropped the landline on the ground in fright. It happened to fall apart.

At this time, there was a sound from the stairs, and Jiang Yilan, who was like a frightened bird, immediately turned around to look at the dark stairwell, and asked loudly, "Brother, is that you?!"

It's just that the current Jiang Linfeng can't make a sound at all, because he is held in Xie Shiyi's arms and his mouth is sealed.

Seeing that no one answered, Jiang Yilan touched it in fear.It's just that Jiang Linfeng watched Jiang Yilan pass by Xie Shiyi, without noticing the existence of the two of them.

Ghost blindfold?

These three words popped up in Jiang Linfeng's mind, and then he saw that Jiang Yilan had already walked to the end of the corridor, with his head against the wall, as if he had been impeded by a demon, and kept walking as if he didn't know where he was. Same there.

It's definitely a ghost blindfolding!Jiang Linfeng knew a thing or two about this kind of thing, it seemed that this was Xie Shiyi's handwriting.

Seeing Xie Shiyi who suddenly appeared, Jiang Linfeng guessed that Jiang Yilan would not be able to hear him now, so he asked in a low voice, "Xie Shiyi, why are you here?"

Xie Shiyi didn't speak, but carried Jiang Linfeng downstairs, and put Jiang Linfeng on the sofa.

From nowhere, the slippers that Jiang Linfeng couldn't find just now appeared, and he bent down to put the slippers on for Jiang Linfeng himself.

Then he took out a bouquet tied with a rope from his sleeve and handed it to Jiang Linfeng.

"I apologize to you for what I did last night, and this flower is my apology."

Xie Shiyi's usually cold and string-like voice was inevitably tainted with a trace of fireworks at this time, which made Xie Shiyi's appearance of a fairy descending to the mortal world more down-to-earth.

Jiang Linfeng recovered after receiving the flowers, but when he saw that it was a bunch of mandala flowers, the corners of his mouth twitched, "Thank you Shiyi, do you know what flowers you gave me?"

Xie Shiyi nodded solemnly, "I know, this is a rose from the underworld. I saw that Niu Tou gave this flower to Ma Mian."

Jiang Linfeng: ...

What roses from the underworld are poisonous!How can I use this mandala flower to send a lover's apology flower?I don't know if people see this flower, it means that this person's life span is over!

Xie Shiyi is cursing Jiang Linfeng to die quickly...

"Host, you must be steady. Xie Shiyi is in love for the first time, and he doesn't know how to coax people. But now you can see that he has already sent you flowers. It is already changing. Your lord has a lot, Don't be angry."

Hearing the system's words, Jiang Linfeng suppressed the sullenness in his heart, looked at Xie Shiyi, a thousand-year-old single dog in front of him, and accepted the flower with a perfunctory hum.

Seeing Jiang Linfeng's appearance, Xie Shiyi raised his handsome eyebrows, but Jiang Linfeng's reaction was different from what he expected.

Shouldn't he throw himself into his arms happily, and then spend a good night with him?

Seeing that Jiang Linfeng was about to leave, Xie Shiyi stretched out his hand and grabbed Jiang Linfeng's arm, and said loudly, "Come and have dinner with me."

Jiang Linfeng was in a hurry to scare Jiang Yilan, so he waved his hands and said, "No time, no time."

However, Jiang Linfeng threw away this time, turning his head to look at Xie Shiyi with a puzzled expression, and asked aloud, "Xie Shiyi, what exactly do you want to do?"

Xie Shiyi clicked his tongue lightly. He really didn't expect to be so direct when he came this time, but now that Jiang Linfeng asked him, he pulled Jiang Linfeng back and embraced him, with his thin lips close to Jiang Linfeng's earlobe said softly.

"I want you."

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