Quick Transmigration: The Guide to Seducing and Abusing Scum

Gu Jinlin suddenly felt a dazzling bright sun appear in front of his closed eyes, he subconsciously frowned and reached out to block it.Just when he was about to turn over and go back to sleep, he suddenly lost his balance, 'Boom! ' With a loud bang, he fell off the sofa.

"Ouch!" Gu Jinlin frowned, opened his eyes, and got up from the ground while covering his buttocks that hurt from the fall, "Xiao Liu, you really want to kill me!"

Gu Jinlin suffered from a severe headache. He sat back on the sofa, closed his eyes and pressed his swollen temples with one hand, and rubbed his sore buttocks with the other, "Tell me, what kind of scum do you want me to abuse this time?"

It's just that no one answered Gu Jinlin's question at all.

Gu Jinlin clicked his tongue lightly, "Fucking disconnected again, shit! If this continues, I will really quit! Do you guys do things like this? This is too unreliable... "

Seeing that he had scolded for a long time and still hadn't responded, Gu Jinlin opened his eyes impatiently, and first looked at the surrounding environment by himself.

Looking at the familiar living room, Gu Jinlin stood up and turned around, murmured in a daze, "Why does this look so familiar..."

At this moment, a gust of wind came in from the window, blowing Gu Jinlin's hair, and also the books on the coffee table, making a 'crash' sound.

Gu Jinlin lowered his head and pressed the book, looking at the inferior portrait on the cover, it was still the two men hugging each other, Gu Jinlin was suddenly stunned.

He suddenly raised his head to look at the sofa he was wading on just now, walked to the sofa in two steps, reached out and picked up the novel on the sofa, and turned the novel over to read.

There are eight large characters written on it nakedly: "Those Years When I Was a School Grass"

!!!

Gu Jinlin remembered everything. He remembered that he had just finished the live broadcast that day, and was about to take a shower exhausted when the doorbell rang suddenly.

He went to open the door and found that it was a courier. He also remembered the sender's name, called "Lin Lin's number one fan".

Afterwards, he opened the courier and found that there were several low-end novels inside, and they were still the kind of BL novels that were seduced by scumbags!He flipped through two pages and felt that reading this kind of novel was a waste of time, it would be better to take a bath and sleep comfortably.

And then...he fell asleep, and in his dream he came across a system saying that he was dead. The reason was that a natural gas leak next door encountered an open flame, and the whole floor was blown through in an instant.

He also said that as long as he reaches an agreement with the system and completes the task of face-slapping counterattack in the book, he can return to the day before his original world, prevent this from happening, and save himself.

"It seems that I am really back this time?!"

Gu Jinlin remembered everything, but looking at the book in his hand, he was puzzled again, "That's not right, it didn't mean that we could come back one day earlier than promised, why did we come back on the same day?"

After thinking about it for a while, Gu Jinlin immediately threw the book away, and rushed out the door, cursing as he ran.

"I. Fuck. Your uncle's Xiaoliu! You are fucking cheating me again!"

'Bang bang bang! ' Gu Jinlin rushed to the next door and knocked hard on the door, "Is there anyone in there! You forgot to turn off the natural gas!"

Who knew that Gu Jinlin knocked and yelled for a long time, but no one opened the door. Gu Jinlin cursed secretly, then raised his foot and prepared to kick the door to force his way in.

After all, human life is at stake!

Just when he was about to kick down, the door opened, and a tall man stood inside the door and looked at Gu Jinlin coldly.

"There's a bell on the door, can't you see it? Or...you don't have long hands?"

When Gu Jinlin saw someone coming out, he quickly put his feet down, who knew that if the other party disagreed with him, he would speak up and teach him a lesson.It's just that Gu Jinlin doesn't care about so much now, he pushes away the man blocking the door.

"Let me in! Help is important!"

Gu Jinlin rushed in and looked around. The structure here was similar to the one he lived in. He immediately found the kitchen and went straight there.

Pushing open the kitchen door, a strong smell of gas wafted into his nostrils. Gu Jinlin cursed, covered his mouth and nose and walked in quickly.First turn off the natural gas valve, then open the kitchen window, and finally exit the kitchen and quickly close the door.

Gu Jinlin finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when he turned around, he saw the tall man who was arrogant at the door just now. Now that he looked carefully, he found that this man was quite handsome.

The sharp-edged handsome face has deep and charming facial features, and there are a pair of soul-absorbing eyes under the handsome eyebrows, who can see through the hearts of the Buddha!There is a perfectly curved thin lip under the tall bridge of the nose, and a simple casual suit outlines the man's firm and slender figure...

so handsome~

But this doesn't make Gu Jinlin ignore the vicious character of this man who just said that he was hurtful, blind, and has no hands!

Gu Jinlin immediately lowered his face, "Look at how dangerous this is! You can forget to turn off the natural gas, and if you want to die, don't drag the people in the whole building to accompany you to die! You're the one who pissed me off just now, you have the right Hit me?!"

Who knew that the more Gu Jinlin scolded, the man not only didn't get angry, but turned up the corners of his mouth and chuckled lightly.

It was the man's inadvertent smile, like the warm sunshine that melted the winter's ice and snow, and the delicate green branches that had just sprouted in spring, which made Gu Jinlin stunned for a moment.

The man naturally saw Gu Jinlin's stupefied look in his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened, "My natural gas is not turned off, how do you know?"

It was only then that Gu Jinlin realized that the man in front of him not only looked like a big star, but also had a nice voice, and the way he smiled was simply stunning!

Damn, how could someone be so handsome, right? !

Seeing that Gu Jinlin was just looking straight at him, the man lowered his arms on his chest, walked into Gu Jinlin in two steps, and emphasized again, "How do you know?"

Gu Jinlin felt the threat of the shadow cast by the approach of the man, he immediately took two steps back, but unexpectedly, his back was against the kitchen door.

Seeing that there was no way out, Gu Jinlin raised his head, and lied confidently: "Such a strong smell of gas, of course I can smell it next door! There must be something wrong with you!"

"Oh~" The man nodded pretending to understand, and then said with a slightly teasing tone: "So you smelled the gas smell in my house through two walls, and now you came here to remind me of this matter? "

"Yes, yes!" Gu Jinlin responded immediately, and then became more confident, "I'm here to save your life, it's okay for you to be ungrateful, but to hate me, is there any law for you!"

Unexpectedly, when the man heard Gu Jinlin's words, his attitude immediately changed 180 degrees. The man stretched out his right hand in front of Gu Jinlin, and said solemnly: "Sorry, thank you for your reminder, I will definitely remember to turn off the natural gas in the future."

Gu Jinlin was a little guilty, he didn't shake hands with the man, but nodded at the man, "It's fine anyway, everyone is fine, don't you think so?"

Gu Jinlin missed the man and planned to return, but when he walked to the door, he seemed to have thought of something and turned to look at the man who was still standing in the room, "My name is Gu Jinlin, what is your name? After all, everyone will be Neighbor, I always call you 'Hello', isn't it good?"

The man looked at Gu Jinlin deeply, "Tianlu, my name."

"Ah?" Gu Jinlin didn't understand for a while, "What's your last name, brother?"

"My surname is Tian." The man replied bluntly.

sky?Such a weird last name? !Gu Jinlin laughed dryly, waved his hands, turned around and planned to leave.

"Mr. Gu, please wait a moment."

Hearing the voice of the other party calling him to stop, Gu Jinlin still stopped in his tracks, only to see this man named Tianlu enter the bedroom, and then come out with an exquisite brocade box in his hand.

"I hope Mr. Gu can accept the meeting ceremony."

This thing is worth a lot just by looking at the box, so the things inside must be more valuable, right? !

Gu Jinlin immediately declined and said, "No, no, we will all be neighbors in the future, and this matter is my effort, so I don't need to give such a precious thing..."

"Mr. Gu, you have misunderstood. This is a specialty of my hometown. It is a multicolored stone that can bring people good luck. Every neighbor of mine has given it to you. Mr. Gu, please accept it."

When Gu Jinlin heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously!

'Isn't it just a broken stone? As for making such a brocade box? !This person can really pretend to beep---, and is superstitious! '

What was on his mind was what he was thinking, but Gu Jinlin still accepted the brocade box with a perfunctory hum.

"Mr. Gu, if you have time tomorrow night, come to my house for dinner. I want to invite all the neighbors to come and get to know each other."

"That's a good idea!" Gu Jinlin suddenly went uncharacteristically, he snapped his fingers with a smile, "I'll definitely be there on time~"

Free dinner, of course he is coming!Don't eat for nothing!

The man looked at the closed door, shook his head and gave a low laugh. He didn't say what time it was, but Gu Jinlin said he would be there on time. It seems that there are still many aspects of Gu Jinlin that he has never understood.

"Master Tianlu, there is a problem with the general system, and Gu Jinlin's life may be in danger if he reincarnates again, so the punishment is postponed. Xiao Si has already reported this matter to his superiors. According to prediction and analysis, the follow-up punishment may be in other forms continue."

The smile on the man's face disappeared completely, and the eyes in his deep eyes cooled to ice, but he still didn't say a word.

"Master Tianlu, in order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, Xiao Wu thinks that you should go back immediately and wait for follow-up punishment."

The man turned his head slightly, looking at the bright spring sun outside the window, his voice was obscure, "Are you helping me, or helping those people?"

"I swear to live and die with Lord Tianlu!" Little Four and Little Five replied at the same time without hesitation.

The man recalled the inconspicuous tear mole under Gu Jinlin's right eye, and asked in a low voice, "So he doesn't remember anything now, even who I am...not Remember, right?"

The author has something to say: Warning: Do not go to Bai. Du Tianlu, otherwise you will be spoiled! ! ! (funny face

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