Quick Transmigration: The Guide to Seducing and Abusing Scum

"Master Tianlu, this is the most famous blind date restaurant in the urban area. 70% of the blind dates in this city are done here. The success rate is only 40%, but the divorce rate is as high as 80%."

Tianlu's face darkened, blind date restaurant?

It's just that as soon as he walked into the door of the restaurant, he heard Gu Jinlin standing up and calling his name loudly. When he walked over and looked at the person sitting opposite Gu Jinlin, his handsome face immediately turned dark to the extreme!

Because the person sitting opposite Gu Jinlin was a man in a suit and leather shoes.

"Tianlu, let me introduce you. This is Lucy. Lucy, this is my friend, Tianlu." Gu Jinlin immediately introduced the two to each other.

Tianlu quickly looked at Lucy, the man in a suit in front of him. He was fair and clean, with a meticulous hairstyle and gold-rimmed glasses. Even his fingernails were neatly manicured. He ordered a cup of Blue Mountain coffee, a classic Pussy poop' taste.

According to Tianlu's many years of experience in seeing people, if this kind of person is not a deep cleanliness, then he is...

"Hey~ I didn't expect you Lin Lin to be handsome, and your friend is also so handsome~~~" Lucy raised her orchid finger and covered her mouth with a 'smiling smile'.

It's a sissy, it seems that Tianlu guessed it right.

Hearing this voice, Gu Jinlin also unconsciously got goosebumps all over his body, and he hummed twice perfunctorily while haha.

After the scene was finished, Lucy pointed at the orchid in a girly way and said, "I can be with you, but I have three conditions, first: I don't go to your house, and I can accept it if I open a room in a hotel or hotel; Second: You have to buy me a mobile phone, a laptop, and a car. I don’t want to squeeze the bus. Those smelly men smell so bad! Third: The money you earn must go through my hands, you can’t treat me There are no reservations about property."

"If you agree, then I will be with you."

Tian Lu narrowed his eyes slightly, this sissy not only wanted Gu Jinlin's idea, but also wanted Gu Jinlin to take care of her, it's a beautiful idea!

Just then Lucy's phone rang, and he stood up and ouched, "Sorry, I'm calling me, Hani, I'll answer the phone first~"

After Lucy walked away, Tian Lu looked at Gu Jinlin silently, and said what was in his heart, "I didn't expect that you like this type."

Gu Jinlin was drinking coffee when he heard Tianlu's words, 'Pfft! 'It spewed out with a bang.In a hurry, he took a paper towel to wipe the coffee stains on his body, and went straight back.

"Who said I like this type?! Don't talk nonsense! I'm a serious straight man!"

Seeing that Gu Jinlin didn't seem to be telling a lie, Tianlu frowned slightly, "Straight man?"

Seeing Tianlu's disbelief, Gu Jinlin had no choice but to tell Tianlu the whole story.

Recently, he wants to find a partner who can broadcast live together, but the prerequisite must be a man.

Tianlu tapped the table twice with his fingers, and then said to Gu Jinlin very calmly, "I think I can try."

When the man named Lucy came back, he found that Gu Jinlin and Tianlu were gone. Not only that, but no one paid for his cup of Blue Mountain coffee!He pinched his waist angrily and cursed: "There is nothing good about a man! They are all big liars!"

"Ah!" Gu Jinlin, who had just arrived downstairs, sneezed hard.

"Are you okay?" Seeing Gu Jinlin waving his hand, Tian Lu asked again: "Do you really not need to make it clear to that Lucy? Isn't it good to just leave like this?"

Gu Jinlin opened his eyes wide, and retorted loudly: "What's wrong with that? Didn't that damn sissy invite me to that expensive coffee shop just to blackmail me?! I didn't expose it in person. He's pretty good!"

"Don't you know it's a famous blind date restaurant in the city?"

Gu Jinlin rolled his eyes, "Damn! Do I need to know about that kind of place? I have a face and a figure, and I need a blind date? Funny!"

Knowing that Gu Jinlin didn't know about it, Tianlu's heart knot was also untied, but Gu Jinlin seemed to complain about his addiction.

"What are the three conditions? I have to go to a hotel for the live broadcast; I have to equip him with a mobile phone and a laptop; I have to let him know how much money I make, shit! What a sick mind! What I'm looking for is a partner, not a partner. My partner is talking about getting married, and besides, he's such a motherfucker, it makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at him!"

The two of them reached the door while they were talking. When Gu Jinlin took the key to open the door, he suddenly remembered a very important thing. He turned his head and whispered to Tianlu: "But there is one thing we need to agree in advance. Thirty-seven points, you three, I seven."

Tianlu shrugged and said yes, "OK."

Seeing that the money issue had been discussed, Gu Jinlin pushed open the door, walked in carelessly, and said while taking off his shoes, "The house is a bit messy, don't be disgusted!"

Tianlu looked around as soon as he entered the door. It was indeed more chaotic than his house, but he still said, "It's okay."

"I'll turn on the computer for you. You can look at the specific rules and content of the live broadcast website first. I'm going to take a shower. The pungent perfume smell makes me feel sick!"

After Gu Jinlin left the bedroom with a change of clothes, Tianlu seriously studied all the regulations of the live broadcast website, but after he clicked on a recorded video, he saw a shirtless man in it, The handsome man with tattooed and firm upper body was taken aback for a moment.

I saw that the man was showing off his muscles in front of the camera, and he was more loving, and howling ghostly from time to time, Tian Lu quickly turned off his voice.

There are only three words in Tianlu's heart: what the hell?

"Master Tianlu, Xiao Si has quickly collected all the information about this 'Fortress' live broadcast. 'Fortress' live broadcast, referred to as BL live broadcast, the anchors in it are all men, 80% of the visitors to this website are women, 20% are male."

"And Gu Jinlin's alias 'Lin Lin' on this live broadcast website, singing, dancing and playing games, he is proficient in everything, and there will be some mosaic scenes in the late-night live broadcast, which is extremely popular."

At this time, Tianlu chuckled, "BL live broadcast... interesting."

Now he doesn't believe what Gu Jinlin said just now, 'I'm a straight man! 'The words are gone.

At this moment, Gu Jinlin brushed his hair and walked to the door of the bedroom, looking lazily at Tianlu who was sitting in front of the computer, "How do you look, can you give me a nice word."

Tianlu frowned, "Your live streaming website... is an adult website, right?"

"Wrong! Big mistake!" Gu Jinlin immediately retorted, "This live broadcast website is an adult website."

Gu Jinlin focused on the word 'person'.

Tianlu didn't speak, because within the scope of his understanding, there was basically no difference between the two.

"Let me tell you, this live streaming site is legal, and every user and anchor is registered with their real names. It's definitely the kind of 18R thing you didn't think about. It's absolutely green and healthy."

"Then how do you explain your fans' comments to you saying 'please live broadcast more mosaics, it's so exciting to watch!', what about this kind of comment?"

Gu Jinlin rolled his eyes, and he walked over and squeezed next to Tianlu, "Stand aside, I'll tell you what it is that needs to be mosaiced."

Tianlu stared closely at Gu Jinlin beside him. If he thought the same, then if nothing happens next, it seems... It's too inappropriate, right?

"Here, look for yourself, this one is not mosaic."

Tianlu looked at the screen again, and found that it was a CS simulation of a real-life battle, and the scene was indeed bloody. Violent.

"Because the picture is too bloody. Violent. That's why I bought the code to automatically mosaic those headshots. Do you understand now?"

At this time, Tianlu was still puzzled, "Then what does the words 'relying on ancestral craftsmanship' on your profile mean?"

Gu Jinlin unscrewed the lid of the iced Coke on the table, took a refreshing sip, and then leaned back comfortably on the chair and said, "I'm talking about playing games. My mother used to sit and play games when she was pregnant with me." Playing the King of Fighters in the hall and becoming a big sister. Tell me, does my playing games count as an ancestral skill?"

In the end, Tianlu concluded, "I think you are deceiving consumers. What you describe is completely inconsistent with what they imagined."

'It's also different from what I imagined. Tianlu didn't say this.

Seeing that after Gu Jinlin had explained himself, Tianlu still persevered in asking the bottom line, he stood up impatiently, "Brother, I think you should forget it, you are too upright to do our job, you should go to be a teacher Well, really."

Hearing this sentence, Tian Lu pursed his thin lips.After a long time, just when Gu Jinlin was about to finish that bottle of Coke, Tianlu said again, "Please give me a chance, I really think I can do live broadcast. Actually... I also lack money."

Xiaosi Xiaowu heard this sentence in the background and looked at each other.Master Tianlu needs to eat thousands of tons of gold and silver a day, will he be short of money?Or is it the kind of lack of money that is very short of money?

Seeing what Tianlu said, Gu Jinlin couldn't refuse anymore. After all, everyone is short of money, and the most urgent thing now is to make money.He pretended to be reluctant and said: "That's fine! But I have to change the live broadcast remuneration, [-] points, you two, I eight."

After the two made an agreement, Gu Jinlin told Tianlu to report to his home on time at 09:30 in the evening and start the first two-person live broadcast.

Tianlu returned home, stood in front of the mirror, took off his shirt, looked at the tight wheat-colored shoulders in the mirror, and asked, "My figure should attract his attention, right?"

"Master Hui Tianlu, your behavior is like a peacock opening its tail to attract the opposite sex. If Gu Jinlin is really attracted to you, it means that he has already secretly committed to you."

Tianlu bent down and picked up the clothes on the ground, "Xiao Wu, if you don't know how to use idioms, don't use them indiscriminately. Xiao Si, tell it what kind of behavior I call it."

"This is the behavior of a mature and attractive adult man who is very confident in himself, also known as: self-appreciation." Xiaosi replied immediately.

At 09:30 in the evening, Tianlu arrived at Gu Jinlin's house, but after Tianlu followed Gu Jinlin into the bedroom, Gu Jinlin took two clothes and handed them to Tianlu, "You choose one of these two Put it on, and this, on your head."

Tianlu looked at two clothes, one red and one green, and two small gourd headdresses of the same color in front of him, and said in doubt, "You are... want me to dress up as a gourd with you Baby brother?"

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