After tearing Wang Jian with bare hands

flower?What flower?

Do you think it's a little magic fairy!Wear flowers on your head!

Kunikida Doppo thought very angrily, and even felt that this person was probably talking nonsense, but after touching the bunch of wisteria flowers and vines on the back of his head with his hand...he was stunned.

"Ah, bastard Dazai, what on earth did you eat for me!"

Suddenly Izumi Juro looked over alertly, "Dazai?"

"Not in the Central Plains?"

Kunikida Doppo's face was full of disgust: "What Nakahara Chuya—" Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai said with a smile on his face, "[Dazai] This is a nickname!"

Izumi Juro hurriedly looked at Kunikida Doppo who obviously had a strange expression on his face, as if he was enduring something, "Really?"

"Don't lie to me."

Kunikida Doppo received Dazai Osamu's gaze from where Izumi Juro couldn't see.

Although I don't know why Dazai would lie to this boy, but...

"Ah, it's true."

"Speaking of which - how do you get this flower off!"

"It's better to take it down later..." Izumi Juro looked at Atsushi Nakajima, whose stomach happened to make a "gurgling" sound.

"Why don't we go eat!"

***

restaurant.

Four people.

Although there are four people...but to be precise...only two people are eating desperately.

Atsushi Nakajima was immersed in eating tea and rice, while Juro Izumi kept eating local delicacies with his little hands.

Doppo Kunikida, who was planning to eat, suddenly lost his appetite.

He raised his hand and pushed his glasses.

"You two How long have you not eaten?"

Atsushi Nakajima raised his head and grumbled.

"Haven't you eaten for so long? Thank you for your hard work."

Atsushi Nakajima continued to grunt.

Kunikida Doppo: "Huh? Why are you here... that's because there is a job."

Atsushi Nakajima still wanted to grumble, but Izumijuro immediately came over and tried to grumble to Kunikida Doppo.

"...You swallow the water before you speak."

Izumi Juro: "?????"

"I feel like I'm being treated differently!"

"It must be that the rhythm just now was wrong!"

"How about... let's try again?" As he said that, he was about to grumble to Kunikida alone.

Kunikida Doppo, who only feels that he is being watched by crowds: ...

How to explain this thing.

It should be said that different people get different meanings!

Kunikida Doppo was a little embarrassed and tried to change the subject.

"Cough cough."

"Young man, the coffin soaked in the water... If you need to salvage it, I can introduce someone for you."

"Ah, no need, someone will take back that thing." Izumi Juro looked serious, "Don't perfuse me! Come on, try again!"

"Grumbling--"

Kunikida Doppo, "Boy, look at the flowers on my head..."

"It's okay, at most it will have some photosynthesis."

Kunikida Doppo:? ? ? ?

"Am I being used as a flower pot for my feelings?" Then he will have an extra ability to wear flowers on his head in the future!

"How can it be considered a flower pot?" Quan Juro said seriously, "You don't need to water it."

Kunikida Doppo: ...

That's so reasonable!

But the question is how to get this flower!He doesn't want to be surrounded by people!

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, this flower might have other uses."

Kunikida Doppo: "Oh, what's the use."

Quan Juro thought about it seriously, "Can it be used as a respirator in the water?"

Kunikida Doppo: ...

Do you guys have any common sense?Do you think I'm a coral or algae growing in water?

Also ventilator.

If you really want to use it in the water, you may not go to hell every minute.

And just so happened, Atsushi Nakajima put down his chopsticks, rubbed his chubby stomach, which was so full for the first time, and suddenly heard what Izumi Juro said, and moved his head together.

"Is this really possible?"

"Yeah, that's what it said on TV."

Kunikida Doppo couldn't help pushing his glasses, "You two guys have some common sense!"

Izumi Juro and Nakajima Atsushi silently glanced at the flower on his head, then quickly turned their heads and smiled.

Kunikida Doppo: ...

"Hey!"

Quan Juro turned his head, serious, "But...that's what it said on TV."

Kunikida Doppo: "Stop looking at those messy things."

"why?"

"It will distort your three views and common sense."

Quan Juro: "But what this gentleman said before, didn't you follow suit?"

Kunikida Doppo immediately thought of the origin of this flower, and quickly waved his hand, "It's because of trust, definitely not because of lack of common sense."

As soon as he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai next to him spoke up.

"Kunikida-kun." Osamu Dazai propped his chin and smiled slightly, "Do you know? In fact, suicide by hanging is also a form of exercise."

"As long as it's well controlled, it can be a great way to relieve sore shoulders."

Kunikida Doppo immediately took out his small notebook, "So that's the case, can it still be like this."

Osamu Dazai's eyes were rippling, as if he wanted to verify something, he turned his head quickly.

"Oh, I lied to you."

Kunikida Doppo only felt for a moment that he was being teased.

"Ah, bastard Dazai—!" Kunikida Doppo turned his head and began to pull Dazai's tie.

Sitting opposite, Izumi Juro and Nakajima Atsushi feel that reality is even more magical: ...

It takes a little common sense to say yes!

Kunikida Doppo naturally also noticed the questioning eyes of the two people, turned around quickly, and explained seriously, "The one just now was an accident."

"Yeah okay."

Kunikida Doppo: ...

***

After finishing dinner, the topic extended to the work at the beginning.

It's just that when talking about work, everyone is also ready to introduce themselves.

Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi were serious after all, but when they came to Izumi Juro...he subconsciously said, "Hello, I am Izumi Juro, please give me your advice."

Osamu Dazai looked like he knew everything.

"Hey, it's [Izumi Juro]? Isn't it [Nakahara Chuya]?"

"Could it be...is this [nickname] too?"

Quanjuro was silent for a while, "Yes..."

"Uh-huh?"

"[Hate] said."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Kunikida Doppo: ...

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Atsushi Nakajima looked around in embarrassment, and finally raised his hand weakly.

"That Dazai-san..."

Quan Juro shouted from the side, "You can't just call people pet names! You have to be called Mr. Nakahara."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

"Mr. Zhong, Mr. Zhongyuan—"

Osamu Dazai: "Atsu-kun, you can call him according to your preference?"

Quan Juro followed suit, "That's right."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

What are you guys doing!

Atsushi Nakajima gradually felt tired.

Fortunately, Kunikida Doppo negotiated with them, and skipped over the title.

Atsushi Nakajima stole a grateful glance at Doppo Kunikida.

"By the way, boy, what did you want to say at the beginning?"

"Ah, it's about the work of the two of you..."

"Well, we are members of the Armed Detective Agency. As for work..."

"Currently chasing a tiger."

Anyway, it was not an important case, and since Nakajima Atsushi also asked, Kunikida Doppo just said a few words casually, and then saw Nakajima Atsushi's complexion changed, he stood up directly, and was about to run out.

"Mr. Dun."

Izumi Juro quickly grabbed Atsushi Nakajima, "Strenuous exercise is not allowed now."

"...Mr. [Central Plains]." Atsushi Nakajima looked depressed, "This, this is outside..."

Driving a car in public so carelessly...is it really okay!A lot of people have watched it! ! !

"But this is the truth."

"You can only exercise half an hour after eating."

Atsushi Nakajima has a vicissitudes on his face: Is it okay for him to block the word [sports] now!

"Oh, shouldn't the point be that Dunjun wants to slip away when he hears [Tiger]?"

Kunikida Doppo also frowned, "Indeed, this looks very suspicious."

"Hey kid, do you know [man-eating tigers]?"

"I know but...it can't be done!"

At this point, Atsushi Nakajima collapsed a bit, "That's not a monster that humans can beat at all!"

"I've been targeted by him!"

"Almost killed by him!"

"Let go of me Mr. [Central Plains], if you stay any longer, I will definitely be eaten!!!"

"Hey, is that so?"

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help trembling when he heard this, "Mr. [Zhong, Zhongyuan]?"

Izumijuro let go of Atsushi Nakajima's sleeve.

"Leave the [monster] you find troublesome to me."

"Mr. [Central Plains]—"

Quan Juro drew his sword out of thin air, "After all, being a swordsman means..."

However, before he finished speaking, he saw the waiter coming here with an order.

"Excuse me, is the meal for the four of you over?"

The waiter smiled very kindly, "Because the store closes early..."

Time to pay! !

Atsushi Nakajima, who had no money, looked at Izumi Juro pitifully, and Izumi Juro subconsciously looked at Osamu Dazai who was opposite him.

Dazai Osamu looked at Kunikida Doppo who was next to him without hesitation.

The waiter's eyes also wandered, and finally settled on Kunikida Doppo.

"Sir, the total consumption is XXX yen."

Kunikida Doppo: ...

[Kunikida Doppo takes out his wallet and exits the group chat cursing]