Blackened readers hate me [GL]

The shit shovel returns my dried fish?

All the netizens were puzzled, Daddy, you said that Chu Yao was the one who shoveled shit and returned my dried fish?

Because basically no one knows that the one who bought the copyright of "The Record of the Immortals" is Lin Lingling's first scumbag - the one who shovels shit and returns my dried fish.

That's why when Xiao Yi said this, everyone felt strange: Yes, where is Xiao Yugan?She is Lin Lingling's die-hard fan, every time she snatches the sofa, Lin Lingling is so angry, today Lin Lingling's live broadcast experience game is such a big event, how could the shit-shoveling and returning my little fish not appear?

——Author, are you saying that Chu Yao is the one who shovels shit and returns my dried fish?

——Damn it, why do you think so, do you have some ulterior Ji love between you?

——Hurry up, hurry up, does anyone know what's going on, please break the news, @客服小妹, @技术小哥!

Everyone in the bullet screen was high for a while, calmed down, held their breath and watched the follow-up!

Chu Yao leaned forward slightly, and said with a smile, "Why do foxes eat small fish? Ya'er, go get a handful of cat food!"

"I don't eat small dried fish." Xiao Yi had a cold face the whole time, thinking that in this day and age, you can't go out without acting, right? "I mean, have you tried to lift the Qi to pass through the liver, but you feel that the breath is not going well? Do you know why?"

This is because Chu Yao was originally the daughter of the Immortal Emperor, but she cultivated according to the method of mortals, so her natural breath was not smooth.But Chu Yao at this stage doesn't know this.

Someone on the barrage changed the ID to "Yugan Dada", "I stand Xiaoyugan X Lin Lingling", and said worriedly: Goddess, be careful, this is a trap, don't say you know, we are still waiting for you to abuse Lin Lingling !

Chu Yao's thin lips parted slightly, with a slight disdain, "I don't know, and I don't want to know, please be quiet and don't give me wrong ideas, do you hear me?" After speaking, she walked away and sat on the bed to meditate.

——Hahaha, did the author fail?

Xiao Yi didn't feel too disappointed, this IQ is normal, if Xiao Yugan was exposed so soon, she wouldn't be Xiao Yugan.

Xiao Yugan hated her for four or five years, and opened a game company. He might be the designer of the game. No matter how stupid he is, he won't be exposed as soon as he appears on the stage.

I don't know why Xiao Yi is a little proud!

When Ya'er heard the elder sister call her, she really brought in some dried fish, "Ah, elder sister, this little demon is so beautiful, can I touch her fox tail? It's so fluffy, so cute!"

Xiao Yi =_=: Sorry, should you ask for my opinion?

Before Chu Yao could answer, Ya'er took out a few dried fishes and threw them in. The six-factor box could enter but not exit. Ya'er could put her hand in from the outside, but Xiao Yi couldn't come out, so she ran around in a hurry .

"Senior sister, help me... I am your junior sister, not some monster, let this brat go away!"

"Ya'er! Don't make trouble." Chu Yao opened her eyes, stretched out her hand, and called the Liuyin Box into her hand. Seeing Xiao Yi's distressed face, her heart softened. This pitiful appearance really made people feel distressed!

"The clothes are all dirty, change them soon..." Chu Yao said softly, "Why are you crying?"

cry?Xiao Yi wiped his hand on his face and found that he was crying?When did your acting skills get so good?System Explanation: In the original book, Wen Suling is a little crying bag, so the player's lacrimal glands will be more developed.

Oh~ Xiao Yi immediately pretended to be cute and pitiful, pointing at the skirt pitifully, "Dirty!"

"This one!" Chu Yao conjured another skirt out of nowhere, the red one, and asked Xiao Yi to wear it.

"Do you want me to change it like this?" Xiao Yi bit her lower lip while holding the skirt, with a look of grievance on her face, because she lost her mana because she was trapped in the six-yin box, her tail was exposed, and she flicked and flicked, "Master There are still three days until I come back, and you let me live in this kind of place?"

Xiao Yi pointed to the pile of dried fish in front of her. After her body got smaller, her eyesight also got smaller. These dried fish seemed to her to be big and hideous, and they also gave off a stench, which was disgusting.

Chu Yao saw this beautiful little girl pitifully huddled in the corner, with tears hanging on her face, and her little tail trembling. I really felt sorry for her, so she waved her hand to clean up the six-yin box Clean, and change Xiao Yi's clothes by the way.

Xiao Yi: "Hey, how did you change my clothes? You won't see all of me?"

Chu Yao didn't say a word, she went out with her six-yin box in her hands.

Barrage 1: Hey, no one noticed?Chu Yao wears red clothes for Wen Suling, and she wears blue clothes. Is there any CP from red and blue since ancient times?

Bullet screen 2: I just went to Weibo and knocked on Xiaoyugan, but there was no reply. She definitely went in.

Barrage 3: Bet on a cucumber, Chu Yao is a small dried fish...

Along the way, the disciples of Dayanzong saw Chu Yao holding a box like a king of Tota. When they met for the first time, they pursed their lips and smiled lightly. When they saw each other again, they were attracted by Wen Suling, who was wearing a glamorous red dress and pulled her tail in the box.

"Senior Sister Qing Meng said that Senior Sister brought back a little fox that was frightened by her own tail. Is this the one?"

"So cute, is this really our little junior sister?"

"Senior Sister, Senior Sister, can you play for us for two days?" Most of the boys and girls who practiced in the Dayan Sect were isolated from the world since childhood, with pure thoughts. Seeing Xiao Yi's eyes widen in dissatisfaction, they immediately changed their words, "Let us How about taking care of my junior sister for a few days?"

"Senior Sister, don't!" Xiao Yi acted like a baby to Chu Yao, his eyes were watery.

Chu Yao glanced at the crowd, "No, this little demon is a demon cultivator in the infant stage. Whether he is your junior sister or not is unknown."

Can you actually tell that I am a magic cultivator in the magic baby stage?Xiao Yi looked up at Chu Yao, hoping to get a little bit of information from her, to see if she is Xiaoyugan, if you don't look at it, look at it, look, it's so beautiful!

When Xiao Yi was writing "The Record of Immortals", he hadn't become a god yet, and it was the first time he wrote an essay on cultivating immortals. According to what he said with ink, he wrote all kinds of beautiful words, don't worry. Nonsense, readers like to see the protagonist is beautiful, handsome, and handsome, it is best to be able to blow up the sky, handsome...

When Xiao Yi saw Chu Yao for the first time, she didn't think how beautiful Chu Yao was. After all, the author, like the readers, had an imagination beyond the limits of aesthetics for the characters in the novel.

However, the Chu Yao in front of her has a sense of astonishment, delicate white and tender porcelain-like skin, delicately portrayed makeup and hair accessories, and a pair of beautiful breasts that make people spurt blood, breasts, breasts...

Everyone: Author, where are you looking?

The designer of this game must have loved Chu Yao so much, he gave her all the good things without hesitation, and the others were all eclipsed in front of her!

Similarly, Xiao Yugan also fell in love with Chu Yao so much that when Xiao Yi was writing a side story, he thought that Xiao Yugan and other Chu Yao fans might blow up, but Chu Yao survived, and then died alone.

This is also the reason why Xiao Yi guessed that Chu Yao is Xiaoyugan, because when readers play games, they will give priority to the characters they love deeply.

"Junior Brother Yu?" Chu Yao took Xiao Yi into Xiyuan's forbidden room, where the handsome young man was lying on the desk, the pen in his hand drew some lines crookedly on the rice paper, drooling from sleep.

"Senior sister?" Qi Cheng jumped up in a daze, "I'm copying the door rules, I'm not lazy... What did you get, senior sister? Such a cute little girl with a fox tail. Senior sister can let me Play, no, let me take care of her for two days?"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Chu Yao: "I found the evil spirit in this little demon in Fancheng, and when I wanted to take her in, I sensed that she had the roots of a master in her body. She said that she was an apprentice accepted by the master 300 years ago. You can give it to her for the time being." Let’s make some furniture, settle her down, and discuss it after the master comes back.”

"Okay, senior sister, leave it to me!" Qi Cheng excitedly went to get a ruler, chisel and other tools, measured it against the six-factor box, and finally measured Xiao Yi's height, two inches four!

Xiao Yi: "..."

Yancheng is a junior brother of the Dayan Sect, who is good at making hidden weapons. After Wen Suling came, she finally became a senior brother. She showed off some small handicrafts in front of her all day long, such as small tables, chairs, screens and tea sets...all small and cute. Yes, everything is available, and the classmates shouted how cute, and brought all the delicious and fun things to Xiao Yi.

After the teacher heard about it, she wanted to reprimand everyone for not doing their job properly, but seeing that the little fox was really cute, she didn't know where to start.

Xiao Yi hurriedly presented the healing ointment, saying that she was the goddaughter of the Wen family. This is a special healing ointment made by the Wen family, which has a miraculous effect on restoring the appearance.And distributed some other pills to others.

No one in the three thousand cultivating worlds knew that the elixir refined by the Wen family was of high quality, so they took all of them, thinking she was a demon trapped in the six-yin box.

System: Congratulations to the player for successfully defusing the teacher's hostility.Task reward: 200 yuan, three pills.

System: The player entered the Dayan Sect by cheating, and the probability of everyone in the Dayan Sect being blackened is extremely high. Players are requested to steal the Qingtian Jade Pendant as soon as possible and leave the Dayan Sect.

Xiao Yi nodded secretly, unable to imagine how this group of cat slaves, no, what it would be like for a fox slave to blacken.

These fox slaves are really...

"It's so unpalatable, I don't want it, next one."

"This dress is ugly, no, next one."

"The air in the room is too bad, I want to go out to bask in the sun."

"Uh...this..."

"Then the next one!"

"Okay, okay," the pure Yancheng took the six-yin box to the garden regardless of everyone's obstruction, "can you show me your tail now?"

Xiao Yi stretched out her tail wearily, but quickly retracted it, feeling depressed.

Feng Cheng: "What's wrong with you, little junior sister, aren't you happy that I brought you out?"

"I'm not unhappy, I'm just wondering when the master will come back. The master told me to be a good person, and when I come to the Dayan Sect, I want to be friendly and loving. But when I come here, I have to take care of my brothers and sisters every day, and I can't do anything. "

Xiao Yi propped his chin with his hands, and sat obediently on the chair made by Brother Qi himself, with his elbows propped on the table. Behind him were all kinds of exquisite small furniture made by Brother Qi, which looked like a fairy tale world. The controllers suddenly feel compassionate.

"It doesn't matter, I can let you out when the master comes back. Then we can practice together, okay? If you are really sorry, you can come out and help me gather herbs! I still have a lot of herbs that I haven't picked yet!"

"Let's go pick it now, shall we? Did you not finish copying the house rules? Let me copy them for you!" Xiao Yi begged, his big eyes shining brightly.

"it is good……"

"Junior brother can't, senior sister said that she is a magic cultivator in the magic baby stage, so she can't be released." Said a senior sister next to her.

"That's right!" Qing Meng said, "When we passed by Fancheng, we just smelled the evil spirit on her body, so we followed her all the way, and caused Ya'er to lose her way and be molested by those people. , I don’t know what will happen!”

"Yes, yes!" The others echoed.

Xiao Yi was stunned, it turned out that it was because I appeared in Fancheng that Chu Yao led Qingmeng, Ya'er and others to chase to Fancheng. Burning Changlin's mother's relics, causing Changlin to be blackened early?

Xiao Yi: No wonder I said that I just ate something, and I didn't even see Chang Lin's face, so the plot of blackening was triggered, so that's how it is!

"I beg you, Senior Brother Yu~" Xiao Yi clasped his fists in both hands, his tail was wagging cheerfully, the hearts of all his classmates were melted, the senior sister was also a little shaken, and the senior lolita controller couldn't bear the temptation, and he was cruel. , the seal is released.

"Thank you, senior brother." Xiao Yi jumped out, hugged Fengcheng, blew into his ear, waved his hand at the same time, cast a charm, and put all these people on the ground.

Alas, Xiao Yi sighed softly, not knowing whether he acted too realistically or these people were too simple, he pinched a Yufeng Jue and flew towards the Bell Tower.

The Qingtian Jade Pendant is hidden in the Zhongming Tower. Relying on the advantage of being the author of the original work, Xiao Yi perfectly avoided the divine beasts guarded in the Zhongming Tower, and even brought out some rare elixir treasures. It is also good to exchange game coins in the system pawn shop.

When he walked to the last floor, which was the floor where the Qingtian Jade Pendant was hidden, he suddenly heard a motive inside, a flash of light blue flashed, and Xiao Yi hurriedly took half a step back.

A loud and long chime came from the head, which made people's eardrums hurt.

Too bad, Qingtian Jade Pendant has been stolen.

Xiao Yi wanted to go forward to see what happened, but was held back by a hand, "Hurry up!"

Xiao Yi looked back, and saw that the person was wearing a black outfit, with a dark green cat's eye on his forehead, heavy makeup, full of dust.

"Yu Jinghong?" Xiao Yi saw from her attire that she was Yu Jinghong, the witch who later betrayed the queen, and quickly pulled her hand back, "Why are you here?"

"The queen asked me to meet you, hurry up!"

The second bell had already rang, and Yu Jinghong hurriedly took her away from the Bell Tower before the third bell rang. After the third bell rang, no one would think of the Bell Tower.

"Let go, where are you taking me?"

"Leaving Dayan Sect, haven't you already stolen the Qingtian Jade Pendant?" Yu Jinghong turned around and asked.

"...I heard the bell ringing just after I went in. Didn't you steal it?"

The two looked at each other, Xiao Yi thought for a moment, it's too bad, Chu Yao must have taken it, if she was Xiaoyu, she would definitely grab the Qingtian Jade Pendant.

Xiao Yi pinched Yufengjue and wanted to go back, but Yu Jinghong pulled him back and squeezed Xiao Yi's chin with his hand, "The beauty left so quickly, I saved you, you don't plan to give me a kiss Repay me?"

Xiao Yi closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and slapped her backhand, but Yu Jinghong dodged it, "I told you to kiss me with your mouth, not with your hands."

Xiao Yi gave her a cold look: "Do you believe that I kiss you with the sole of my shoe?"

Yu Jinghong smiled, spread his hands, and made a gesture of invitation.

Xiao Yi flew away, this was definitely a trap set by Chu Yao, how could Chu Yao, who is so careful, hand her over to the group of juniors and sisters who are "not cute enough, but more than stupid"!She had to go back to the six-yin box before Chu Yao found out.

But not long after she flew out, she bumped into a soft embrace, it was... so, so soft!

Even when Chu Yao asked her coldly, "How did you escape?", Xiao Yi was in that gentle embrace, and said in a daze, "Senior sister, you have big breasts (fierce)!"

"Senior Sister, it's not good. The Demon Empress brought people to the foot of the mountain, saying that we captured her daughter, and she came to ask for someone!"

"Senior sister, the master is rushing back, he said he didn't take any female disciples outside!"

Almost instantly, Xiao Yi saw the mistress who came over after hearing the news, and the blackening value on the heads of the knocked out Ping Cheng Qingmeng and the others rose whizzingly.

The author has something to say: I have been really busy since school started recently, and the update time will be changed to 10 pm in the future, maybe every other day. ——2017.02.18 Thanks to the babies below for the nutrient solution, I love you guys