Blackened readers hate me [GL]

what?

You ask me to update?

I don't know where it is either!

How about changing the subject?We can still be friends.

Xiao Yi looked at Ming Ting, and tried his best to pass the news to her with brainwaves.

It's a pity that Ming Ting couldn't receive it, and asked persistently: "Is there an update tonight? When will it be updated?"

Xiao Yi looked at the ceiling as if nothing had happened, and stretched comfortably, "I'm so tired from cooking tonight, I'm going to sleep."

"Hey, don't make excuses." Ming Ting knew it would be like this, grabbed Xiao Yi's hand, and looked at her, "You usually cook when you are alone, how can you have the energy to update at that time?"

"Today's cooking is for two people, of course it's different!" Xiao Yi said confidently, "I'm walking the cat and taking you to the hospital today, and I have to cook when I come back. You're only responsible for eating, so of course you won't be tired, because it's all I'm tired."

Ming Ting couldn't believe it, this excuse was too random, no wonder it was often interrupted.

"Don't be like this, okay." Ming Ting softened her voice, "You said that this book will not be updated. As the goddess in the hearts of many readers, you are a high-ranking, promise-worthy god. How can you keep your word and break your promise? Right? wrong?"

"Don't, don't, don't." Xiao Yi pulled out his hand and waved his hands again and again, "I'm not some high-ranking, promise-worthy god, don't give me a label, I know how much I have, you don't need to praise me deliberately. Even if you If I talk about breaking the sky today, I won’t change it.”

Ming Ting: "Why?" It's only 8 o'clock now, no matter how slow Xiao Yi's hand is, he can finish writing before 11 o'clock.

Xiao Yi stood up, "There is no reason, I just don't want to update, well, there are always thirty days in a month that I don't want to update."

Ming Ting: "..."

There are always [-] days in a month that I don't want to update!There are only thirty days in a month, okay?How many days do you think there are in a month?

Ming Ting can't wait to grab Xiao Yi's shoulder and shake it vigorously. It's best to shake her brain out to see what's in her mind?

Goddess, are you really not going to save yourself?Do you know how many readers fell asleep pointing to your update tonight?Do you know that if you don't update it, it will affect your popularity and hurt readers' feelings?how can you do thisWhat about the good 'if I am at the bottom of the pit, you will keep changing'?I will really blacken, believe it or not?

However, Mingting forcibly held back, stopped, stopped.

The two of them sat awkwardly for a while, Xiao Yi saw that her forehead was wrapped twice with gauze, and she was also angry because she didn't update tonight, afraid that she would really turn black, so she got up and tidied up a room without letting her Sleep on the sofa.

"This is my roommate's room. I told her that you can sleep in her room tonight. There is her bathroom over there. You can use it. If it's okay, I'll take a shower first."

Seeing that Ming Ting didn't respond, Xiao Yi packed his things and went to take a shower.

Ming Ting sat in the living room for a while, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. When she didn't know Lin Lingling before, she always imagined that one day when she met Lin Lingling, she would definitely take a knife to her neck, make you break, let you cheat Wen, let you break your promise, let you let me go.

Later, she accidentally found out that Xiao Yi was Lin Lingling, so she thought about how to take off Xiao Yi's vest step by step, and tried her best to create the terrifying atmosphere that the vest was about to fall off, and played tricks on her, but it was a pity that Xiao Yi found out, ran early.

Now that she managed to sneak into Xiao Yi's house, Ming Ting has nothing to do with her.

Xiao Yi's attitude of "no reason, just want to stop changing" really made Ming Ting wonder what to do with her.

Powder?Can't take it off?

cut her?During the period of the second disease, the head was hot and still able to deal with it, now?

Who is hacked to update, who will be her girlfriend?

There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom. Ming Ting was distracted for a while, scrolling through her phone boredly, and turned to Lin Lingling's Weibo for some reason: Lin Lingling V, 30 minutes ago, "Sorry, I don't have something to update today, Give each of you a love, okay?"

Do you want to change something?

lie!You just don't want to change it.

Many readers on the pitiful Weibo actually believed her, and they all expressed their understanding, "Come on, author, don't work too hard!" "Okay, I love you."

Lin Lingling V: Wow, boo~

Ming Ting was so angry that she didn't even bother to change her vest, and replied with the account "Return my dried fish to the shit shoveler": Lin Lingling, you liar!I see through you!

What's up, right?Still one person?

Ming Ting couldn't take it anymore!

Xiao Yi came out of the bathroom humming a song, wearing a cartoon girly nightgown, her hair was still dripping, when she opened the door, Ming Ting threw her back, the frantic kiss fell instantly, her breath was robbed, her voice was robbed, His sanity was plundered... he had almost no power to resist, and it took him a long time to react.

"Hey, hey... um... let me go, Ming Ting, are you crazy?" Xiao Yi pushed her hard, but unfortunately, he couldn't push away the completely blackened Ming Ting with all his strength, so he could only block it with his hands, " Ming Ting, what are you trying to do, you're out of your mind? Last time you designed me into a game, intentionally teased me, and kissed me, I haven't settled with you yet, and now you're here again? Believe it or not, I called the police?"

"Call the police?" Ming Ting tilted her head, looking at Xiao Yi with a half-smile, "You said it yourself, you gave us love, I won't change it tonight, I just take mine back That's all, is there something wrong?"

You..."What kind of logic is this?" You figure it out, this is reality, not a game, and it's not like you just got out of the game and your brain is not clear!You'd better have an explanation, otherwise you design me into the game and force kiss me, I'll never end with you. "

"Is there anything to explain?" Ming Ting said without much hesitation, "I do what I want!"

"You actually want to design me, and even want to kiss me?"

"That's right!"

"Aha? Wait, wait... Wait, I'm a little confused." Xiao Yi's heart jumped wildly, Ming Ting's answer was so straightforward that Xiao Yi didn't know what to say.

Just like she didn't need any reason, Ming Ting didn't have any reason, she just wanted to set her up, tease her, kiss her, it's that simple.

So... is it possible that it's because he likes her.Otherwise, no one would forcefully kiss a comrade?

like?A very mysterious feeling in the legend.

"You rascal." Before Xiao Yi could react, he pulled a sentence out of nowhere and said it.

"Is there?" Ming Ting smiled maliciously, "How about this, how about giving us a love when you break off once in the future?" I don't mind if you exchange a break with a kiss. .

Is it just a love thing?Probably more than that?

Xiao Yi felt that Ming Ting's head must be broken, or it was really blackened, so she boldly said, "Ming Ting, don't push yourself, my cat scratched you, but I paid for your medicine Fei, I also invite you to dinner and provide accommodation. I have done my utmost to you.

As for whether it is more or less, that is my business, just because I wrote a BE, how big is it?You just designed me into the game, you need to be more capable, what kind of god, ruler or something, are you still going to throw me into the [-]th floor of hell and throw me into all kinds of horrible plots? "

Ming Ting tilted her head and thought about it, then relaxed, "Huh? That's a good idea."

"Not bad? Not bad for your size!" Xiao Yi finally took advantage of her unpreparedness to push her away, thinking what a hatred, just writing an article, but can you write about human life?

Xiao Yi really couldn't understand the reader's feeling of wanting to kill someone when they were cut off by Kawen and even cheated by BE, or how could he say "the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked"!

"Maybe you are in a bad mood and just stop the update, and I am not in a bad mood to design you into the game to experience the ending of all members being blackened and wiped out?" Ming Ting followed Xiao Yi to the living room. "You're too double-standard, aren't you?"

"You..." Xiao Yi kept a sofa distance from her, knowing that she was just sophistry, but unable to refute it for a while, he said, "No matter what you say, anyway, I won't update tonight."

"You..." Ming Ting angrily wiped off the remaining body fluid on her lips, her tone was inexplicably frivolous, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I got the kiss!"

"Bastard!" Seeing Ming Ting's expression of earning a kiss, Xiao Yi was so angry that she blushed, picked up a pillow and chased after Ming Ting to beat her fiercely.

"Ah, ah, take it easy, don't you feel it?"

"I feel like your sister! Hurry up, get out at dawn tomorrow!"

With a sound of "touch", Xiao Yi slammed the bedroom door shut, Ming Ting crawled out from the pile of pillows, lightly held her forehead, regretting endlessly: why didn't she control herself, and pissed people off again!

……

That night, Lin Lingling's Weibo aroused quite a reaction.

Xiaoyugan disappeared for nearly 20 days, and finally returned to Lin Lingling's broken Weibo, calling Lin Lingling a liar, claiming to have seen through Lin Lingling.

Then an hour later, Lin Lingling, who hadn't played Heizhixing games for several days, posted several Weibo Heizhixing games in succession.

The Zhixing Game official, who is used to being hacked, didn't respond, but the account of "Shovel the shit and return my dried fish" was suspected to be the account of the Zhixing Game boss, and Lin Lingling replied several times, all of which were "Love you"!

Everyone: What happened?Xiao Yugan's attitude changed too quickly, right?I always feel that there is Ji Qing, what should I do? Is it my illusion?

Downstairs: No, there must be demons in every case. Upstairs, please trust your intuition.

Zhong Meixuan saw that Ming Ting actually replied to Xiao Yihei's Weibo, and knocked on her to ask what was going on. Ming Ting calmed down and said that I don't want to hate her, but I really can't help it.

Can I continue to live in Xiao Yi's house when I wake up the next day?

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