Blackened readers hate me [GL]

Lin Lingling: Please stop meowing in this article. Yesterday, the editor asked me if I was bewitched. The hundreds of comments on this article are all meowing. It's a bit creepy.The third episode of Crazy Love really can't be cut out, and even if it is cut out, it can't be uploaded, and the fans are afraid of being torn.I'm sorry everyone, I'm a puppy, can I bark like a dog?Please let me go.

Ming Ting wanted to talk about the meaning of learning how to bark a dog, imitating other authors, reading a little yellow text, making a few panting sounds and so on, it was exciting just thinking about it.

It's a pity that Ming Ting didn't have the guts to speak out!

Lin Lingling said, how about if you order, you can do anything except those few couples that you can’t afford to mess with. I’ll pick out a few interesting ideas and cut them out, and post them only in the group, as a benefit for everyone, how about it?

Ming Ting's eyes lit up, she raised her hands in favor, and quietly mixed in with the army of other readers' ideas, giving five ideas, four male and male CPs, and one lily CP.

I hope you don't find any strange cp mixed in your brain, hahaha.

A few days later, everyone's brains had almost diverged. Lin Lingling said that there were four good brains, so I took them away. Starting next week, I will cut one a week.

Ming Ting saw that two of the four brain holes were Ming Ting's thoughts, and she instantly felt a sense of satisfaction from being flipped by the emperor: Well, I knew that I was the most special to her.

But this is not what makes her the happiest. What makes her most happy is that the pair of Lily CPs are also among Lin Lingling's choices. Could it be that she also likes the pair of Lily CPs?

Ming Ting secretly rejoices in her heart, and selfishly hopes that Lin Lingling will also write Lily essays in the future, and she has written all the romance*, will Lily really not come to post?

For four consecutive weeks, Ming Ting stayed in the group, constantly looking for material and ideas for Lin Lingling, waiting for news from Lin Lingling.

Thinking of her favorite author cutting her favorite cp, Ming Ting was so excited that she wanted to explode, and she couldn't hide the smile at the corner of her mouth.

The sisters in the office all asked if she was in a relationship, why did she smile so sweetly.

"Where is it?" Ming Ting turned the swivel chair back, and saw a handsome white guy who looked like a business elite walking in a neat suit, "Ming Ting, what do I want? I agreed to give it to me today." .”

"Here it is, just as I was about to give it to you, so you came." Ming Ting lazily threw a thick stack of documents to him, and said to the woman next to her, "Sister Wen Li, you won't tell my brother about me again." Right? I don’t fish until I’m done.”

Wen Li next to her was about to explain, but Ming Yuan waved her hand to stop her.

"Don't talk about others, I just happened to pass by and take a look." Mingyuan looked critically at Mingting's income and expenditure in the past six months after entering the game company, and nodded with satisfaction, "It's better than I imagined. , Although I didn’t make much money, I didn’t lose money, and I barely passed.”

"According to your passing line, I guess no one can pass it?" Ming Ting took a leisurely sip of coffee and said, "I've only been here for less than half a year, and this game company has gone from a loss to a profit. Do you know how much it is?" Isn't it easy?"

Hearing what Ming Ting said, Ming Yuan raised his eyes and smiled slightly, "Do you know how difficult it is to earn money? I have high demands on you because you are my younger sister. You are about to graduate soon, and you have to be responsible for a company... ..."

"To manage the life and death of the entire company, to consider everyone's food and drink, to be a successful leader... I can memorize it, I know! I know!!" Ming Ting shook her head and turned her chair around. In the past, he expressed his reluctance to listen.

Mingyuan smiled and shook his head, took the ledger and left.

As soon as Ming Yuan left, Ming Ting immediately opened the chat window. Lin Lingling had already uploaded the lily cut, and the girls in the group were frantically swiping the "I feel like I've been bent" emoticons, which made Ming Ting's heart itch.

Ming Ting endured it for a long time, and finally sent Wen Li who was next to her away, and quietly plugged in the earphones.

This is a pair of foreign Lily CPs. There are quite a lot of cute people, and there are also many cuts, but the original story setting is too cruel, and the cuts basically focus on be, which is too tragic.

So Ming Ting always hoped that someone would cut the super sweet cut of this pair!As expected, Lin Lingling did not disappoint her. In fact, apart from breaking more cheating articles, Lin Lingling really did not disappoint her.

At the beginning of the video, there is a piece of very burning music. Lin Lingling edited the ordinary encounter in the original drama to an extremely fast pace, the blood is abnormal, and there is a feeling of *. Sure enough, after a scene cut, Lin Lingling started the car, and drove it as soon as it started. high speed.

Ambiguous lip biting, seductive eyes, graceful waist, clasped fingers, rapid and ambiguous panting, the sweaty white dress that gradually faded...

Ming Ting was dumbfounded, the scene was still the same scene, and the characters were still the same characters, but Lin Lingling had the ability to cut these materials that everyone had, and the colors were adjusted to be even more provocative, especially after being pressed to fast forward. The shortness of breath was so ambiguous that it made people... imagine.

With a "click", Ming Yuan took out the spare key to open the door after knocking on the door more than ten times without any response... Ming Ting was still immersed in Lin Lingling's superb driving skills, and Ming Yuan had already pushed the door open when she realized it.

"Where did you get the key, why didn't you knock on the door?"

Ming Ting hurriedly touched the mouse to turn off the video, but in a panic, she bumped into the water glass next to her and spilled her keyboard.When I stood up, I accidentally pulled the earphones, and the ambiguous panting sound overflowed in an instant...

Outside the door, the young master of the Ming family squinted his long and sharp eyes slightly, his gaze stopped on the computer screen, and the computer screen stopped on the picture of the first woman licking along the neck of the second woman all the way to her chin.

Ming Ting was covered in cold sweat, but calmly raised the water glass and repeated: "Where did you get the key, why didn't you knock on the door?"

"I knocked more than ten times but no one answered, I thought there was no one inside." Ming Yuan's eyes shifted from the computer screen to Ming Ting, who stood up straight with a calm face, as if nothing had happened, but it was a pity The hands on the corners of her clothes revealed her nervousness.

"Didn't you leave? Why are you back?" Ming Ting asked as calmly as possible.

"I came back to give Shihan a gift, I didn't expect..." Ming Yuan glanced at Ming Ting sideways, his gaze was dangerous, "What are you looking at, so focused?"

"I didn't see anything." Ming Ting trembled a little.

"Huh?" Ming Yuan pressed his knuckles, his bones creaked, and he unbuttoned his cuffs while walking towards Ming Ting. Although Ming Ting knew that he would not beat her like he did when he was a child, she couldn't help feeling embarrassed and turned slightly to her. Take half a step back.

"Watch more curious videos, increase experience..." The air is about to freeze.

"Really? Let me see." While speaking, Ming Yuan had already walked to the computer and reached out to hold the mouse. Ming Ting could no longer calm down, and quickly hugged Ming Yuan's arm to beg for mercy, "Brother, I was wrong."

But Ming Yuan had already clicked on the video, and Ming Ting closed her eyes, hoping that the video edited by Lin Lingling would not be too obscene!

……

Half an hour later, in Lin Lingling's reader group, when all the readers were still praising Lin Lingling for cutting "pull pieces", Xiaoyugan (Note: Ming Ting's nickname in the group is "Xiaoyugan", in the text below Nicknamed "The shit shoveler returns my dried fish"): The author, you give me back my pure, innocent and ignorant image!I was watching the video you edited in the office, and my brother found out, and now he thinks I'm a lesbian! "

Ming Ting didn't know how she and Ming Yuan watched that extremely erotic and harmonious video just now, the author Jun really... was so good at edging the ball.

As soon as Ming Ting said this, the group burst into flames. Some lamented that the video was edited well, some said it was lucky that they hid in the toilet to watch, and some thought Ming Ting was joking. They all congratulated Ming Ting for this good opportunity , successfully came out.

Lin Lingling's inner os: Pfft, who told you to take off my vest?Hahaha!

Xiaoyugan: qaq My assumption of a pure, innocent and ignorant person in my brother's heart has collapsed!My icy clean!My innocence is ignorant!I don't care, the author has to pay for it!

Reader 1: Pure and clean?Naive and ignorant?Do you have such a thing?

Reader 2: Pengci, definitely Pengci!

Lin Lingling held back her laughter: I won't take the blame!

Xiao Yugan: I don't care, I don't care!The author, you pay for my image, and you pay for my mental damage.

Then he posted a long list of emojis, such as rolling around, stalking, funny and eye-catching, swiping the screen crazily.

Lin Lingling was about to laugh and cry: You came up with the brain hole, you found the material, and I just edited it. No wonder I am 2333, and the video is very pure. Is there any dew point?Is there any meat?What needs a Harmony shot?No!

As an old driver who has been writing meat and cutting meat all the year round but has never been reported and established, Lin Lingling is very confident. Even if this video is posted on a public website, it is not considered to be banned by the eighteenth century. It is just more provocative. Is provocative guilty?No!

That video did not show any nudity, yes, it was harmonious to death, but why there were so ambiguous panting and licking kisses, it was still two women, two women.

Xiaoyugan: My image, my innocence.

Ming Ting was still howling "my image, my innocence" in the group, and said quickly: "Wait a minute, why did it become compensation for your innocence?"When did Xiao Yugan's innocence disappear?

The jokes made in the group are generally serious, so Lin Lingling also followed them in high: "Pengci again, your innocence has long been gone, okay?"

Everyone: Da Da, how do you know that Xiao Yugan's innocence is gone, Emma, ​​what did I miss?It was still an image just now, but now even the innocence is gone, my God, the author is so fast!admire!

Lin Lingling has always been a young person who has been rounded by everyone in the code word group. After finally attacking in the reader group, how could she let it go easily? .

Fast?

Ming Ting looked disgusted: Dear author, let's count how long you have been offline, shall we?The one you recently opened has been discontinued for 7 days, the one about romance has been discontinued for 38 days, and the one about the end of the world has been discontinued for 59 days. Oh, if you don't count the 132-word chapter you updated last year, you've been off for 1000 days, the author is so fast!

It was fine if Ming Ting didn't say anything, but as soon as Ming Ting said that, everyone immediately thought of urging an update, and suddenly found that the book of multiple personalities had been written for almost three years, and it was not yet finished, and they all asked for an update.

Reminders are a kind of sweet torture for the author.

Lin Lingling was particularly eager for readers to urge updates during the small vacuum period, but later on when she was busy, especially after hitting Xiaohong by mistake for a while, she was particularly afraid of readers urging updates.

Because readers ask you when you will update, you will inevitably have to answer, an answer is a kind of promise, but promises are easy, but fulfillment is difficult, so that every time you slap your face, Lin Lingling doesn't want to see the message reminding you to update.

So Lin Lingling could only say cheekily, "I was wrong, I... will update tomorrow, no, the day after tomorrow, next week, maybe next week."

Ming Ting sent a smiling face, which means you think I will still believe you?

Other readers miraculously got Ming Ting's point, and expressed their disbelief in Lin Lingling.Lin Lingling: qaq.

Xiaoyugan: Instead of believing that you will update, I am more concerned about my image and innocence.

Back to this topic, everyone gave Mingting advice one after another, asking her to tell Mingyuan that she was reading articles in Jinjiang, and a pornographic page popped up accidentally, saying that everyone is an adult. Eight bans are normal.

Ming Ting: The question is what kind of webpage will pop up a pop-up tab?What kind of adult would watch two girls kiss?

A reader who usually had a high chat with Ming Ting said: Should the author compensate you?

Ming Ting saw that this suggestion was good, and her heart was burning to molest the author: Author, your video broke me, you have to pay me a girlfriend.

Lin Lingling's indifferent face: I don't even have a girlfriend, how can I compensate you?

All the readers wittily said: Wouldn't it be better if you compensate Xiaoyu for yourself?In this way, you both have girlfriends, and you are all happy.

Everyone said that this idea is good, and they joined in the fun: I am too big, marry me quickly.

So after Lin Lingling's comment area was occupied by cats, it became——

The excrement shovel returned my dried fish: Oh, I fell down, and the author needs to kiss me to get up~

Daisy Lai's Light: The author's writing is really bad. I've only read it [-] times. I'm about to give up the article. I'll come back after the author gives me a hug.

Du Kefeng's Siming Mountain: The beginning of this chapter was so scary, I was so scared that I quickly kissed the author to suppress my shock!

Lin Lingling: "..."

Even the verification information filled in by readers who have just joined the reader group is: It is said that joining the group will give you a girlfriend?Really?I am coming.

Lin Lingling Fu forehead: What are my readers thinking?