[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

"Who is speaking ill of me behind my back!"

A familiar voice sounded, and the excited Su Lanling immediately stood up, gearing up, ready to beat Jin Jiuling to death!

In the blink of an eye, a golden figure flew over from a distance.

Many people in the Jianghu know that there are two things in Jin Jiuling that few people can match.One is his clothes and the other is his eyes.

The clothes Jin Jiuling wears are always of the most noble material, the latest styles, and the most exquisite craftsmanship.The folding fan in his hand is also a valuable product, and it can be used as a weapon when necessary.Jin Jiuling's kung fu in identifying acupoints and hitting acupoints is top-notch. In fact, he is top-notch no matter what he does.

He can't drink the wine that isn't the first-rate, he can't look down on the women that aren't the first-rate, and he won't ride in the car that isn't the first-rate.But he is not a first-class rich man, on the contrary, he is a poor ghost who still owes Su Lanling seven or eighty taels.

But this poor ghost, the current clothes are covered with various patterns of gold thread, which almost blinded Su Lanling's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!He couldn't help complaining: "Jin Jiuling, you can't wear gold all over your body just because your surname is Jin."

Jin Jiuling's beautiful eyes rolled her eyes, and she said in disgust, "What do you know, you can have me know how to dress?"

Su Lanling: "!!!" He can't wear clothes? !Hehe, no one in our village dares to talk to me like that! !

Su Lanling was about to refute, when the layman Gu Song over there also asked excitedly: "Xiao Jin, have you found any fine products recently?"

Gu Song's biggest hobby in his life is collecting antique calligraphy and paintings. His collection of fine works can definitely open an antique shop.

Jin Jiuling smiled and said, "All the exquisite products in the world have been taken to Mount Huangshan by the monks. What else can I find?"

Layman Gu Song was dissatisfied and said, "Don't you even have a good painting?"

Jin Jiuling pondered, smiled again, and said, "I recently found a jade flute from the Song Dynasty. I wonder if laymen are interested?"

Layman Gu Song became excited again, "Take it out and have a look!"

Jin Jiuling waved his hand, "I didn't put it on my body, I will send it to the layman's residence later."

"But..." Layman Gu Song hesitated, "I didn't want to collect anything this time, so I didn't bring much money with me when I went out."

"Hey, what should I do?" Jin Jiuling said generously, "I will give that flute to the layman. Thank you layman for taking care of my business in the past few years."

Su Lanling looked at his lavish appearance, and was very angry. It wasn't that Su Lanling was stingy, but because he knew Jin Jiuling's background, so he couldn't see such a prodigal appearance like a rich man who suffers behind the scenes.

So Su Lanling took a moment to drag Jin Jiuling by his collar and slip him out of the bamboo forest. Ximen Chuuxue followed because he was afraid that Su Lanling would not be able to suppress his temper.When he came out, Su Lanling and Jin Jiuling were glaring at each other, with two beautiful eyes you glared at me, I glared at you, neither of them gave in first!

Ximen Xiaochui immediately went online, stretched out his hand to block their 'hot' eyes, then opened the distance between the two of them, and said coldly: "Speak up if you have something to say." What are you doing so close!

Ximen Chuuxue's words ignited the two firecrackers, and Jin Jiuling angrily said to Su Lanling: "Look at you! Why are you pulling my collar and destroying the patterns embroidered with gold silk!!"

Su Lanling laughed angrily at him, he still cares about clothes no matter what! !So Su Lanling fought back with an even more angry appearance than him: "You still have the nerve to say me! You don't know what you did yourself!!"

Jin Jiuling, who was still angry at first, immediately relaxed when he heard Su Lanling's words, and said vaguely, "What can I do..."

"Pretend to me!!" Su Lanling poked Jin Jiuling's forehead in pain, "Why are you like this! Can you consider others when you do things? Master Bitter Gourd is so old, are you going to piss him off!! "

Jin Jiuling flapped his lips twice, his face became silent, and he said in a low tone: "I don't want to, but I can't help it, I can't control myself..."

"Then what else can you do!!" Su Lan couldn't utter the words in a lingering manner, and after turning around several times, she suppressed her anger and said softly to Jin Jiuling: "I know, your problem is very difficult. Control, but as long as you are willing to restrain yourself, you can still change it."

There are a lot of shopaholics in modern times, and Su Lanling has seen many of them, but in the end there are some who try hard to control themselves and quit this bad habit, so Su Lanling still has some confidence in Jin Jiuling.

Unexpectedly, Jin Jiuling's beautiful eyes revealed a look of pain, he pursed his lips, gritted his teeth and said, "But I don't want to change."

"What?" Su Lanling's face also turned cold, knowing that he was wrong and still don't want to change?That is hopeless!

Looking at Su Lanling's cold expression, the pain in Jin Jiuling's eyes became even more intense, so intense that it almost seeped out.He still gritted his teeth and insisted: "I don't want to change, I won't change. If you are my friend, I hope you support me. I know it will make you sad and hurt you, but I still hope Get your understanding."

"I understand shit!!" Su Lanling punched the bamboo behind Jin Jiuling, and the thick bamboo fell to the side with a bang.Su Lanling couldn't control his anger, and yelled at Jin Jiuling: "It's reasonable for you to break the law?! Do you still have a conscience? Do you remember the oath you made when you were 15 years old?!"

"How did I break the law!!" Jin Jiuling couldn't help but yelled, "I just like Gu Qingfeng, what kind of law do I break by liking someone!! Which law stipulates that I am not allowed to like him!!"

Su Lanling: "...you fucking say it again."

"I like Gu Qingfeng, I like Gu Qingfeng, I like Gu Qingfeng! Say it three times! How about it, I just like him!!" Jin Jiuling burst into tears, and he was so excited.

"You like it if you like it. What does it have to do with me? I'm talking about the Embroidered Thief?"

Jin Jiuling: "...Huh?"

Ximen Chuuxue looked at the two people who were relatively silent, and said coldly, "You seem to have misunderstood."

Su Lanling: "..."

Jin Jiuling: "..."

"Ahem." Jin Jiuling pressed in embarrassment, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked Su Lanling, "What's the matter with the Embroidered Thief?"

"Wait." Su Lanling also turned the corner, "You first explain clearly what's going on with Gu Qingfeng?"

Jin Jiuling: "...Didn't you say you don't care?"

"Now I want to take care of it again!" Su Lanling stared at Jin Jiuling, really couldn't see it!In the past, the little cannon king in the capital was a master at hooking up women. Why do you think women are boring now?Hooked up with men instead?

"Hmm." Jin Jiuling said with some embarrassment, "We were together six years ago."

Su Lanling: "...after the number one sect in the world?"

Jin Jiuling covered his face: "Before."

Su Lanling took a deep breath: "I just said how did you come so fast on the day of the death of the West Demon Cult!! You and Gu Qingfeng hooked up at that time, didn't you!!"

Jin Jiuling blushed and red-eyed, nodded, and began to tell Su Lanling about his emotional journey: "I fell in love with him when you were living in my house. I found out. I was very scared at the time, and Gu Qingfeng's senses were very keen, he began to alienate me... I can't help it, I still want to be friends with him, so I can only pretend to be very caring."

"I'll just say why you are so gay in the gay way you suddenly dressed!!" Su Lanling gritted his teeth, "Tell me, did you suddenly change your dressing style to seduce him!"

"Why is it seduction... It's so ugly." Jin Jiuling reiterated solemnly, "I just like to dress like this."

"You like to dress like a live peacock?"

Jin Jiuling: "... Well, I wanted to seduce him a little bit at the beginning, but then I also fell in love with this kind of clothes. You don't know that wearing these expensive clothes makes you sublimate!! It's involuntary Throw your chest out, straighten your posture, and become extra attractive!"

Su Lanling: "..." You are not attractive, but the self-confidence that luxury brings to you.

"Keep talking! Don't try to change the subject!"

"There's nothing more." Jin Jiuling muttered and shared his love history with Su Lanling, "Because I wore this kind of clothes, I became more and more short of money. Then you went to Wanmei Villa and lent me There is one less person with money. I am so hungry that I have no money to buy food, so I can only come to Qingfengguan for a meal, but I am afraid that my senior brother will find out that I have no money, so I can only hide and hide, hungry and full In the end, Gu Qingfeng found out, and he asked me to stay with him first and eat in his house, anyway, I didn't even have money to buy lamp oil... and then we got together for no reason."

Su Lanling was heartbroken: "You are like a sheep who is in the mouth of a tiger, kid!!"

Gu Qingfeng, that ghost boy, Su Lanling couldn't believe that he didn't have any thoughts about such a youthful and sunny boy like Xiao Jin! !Otherwise, not to mention hungry and full, even if Jin Jiuling starved to death in front of him, he might not even look down!

"Wait first." Ximen Chuuxue looked to the right of the two of them, "Someone is coming."

Su Lanling turned her head and saw Master Kugua standing there with a face as heavy as water, motionless.

Jin Jiuling: _(:з」∠)_Mom, take me away! !

The author has something to say: I didn't expect it, Xiao Jin was covered, hee hee (*^__^*)