Goddess on top

Out of the bathroom.

Calm down, calm down, first... get some pads.

After hesitating between Chen Guo and Tang Rou, Ye Xiu knocked on the door of Tang Rou's room - the proprietress is such an old lady, once she heard that he was coming, the aunt would push him back to the bed and mutter endlessly, she should find Tang Rou Soft and clean.

Tang Rou yawned and opened the door, and when she saw Ye Xiu standing outside the door trembling in only a vest and underwear, the expression on her face was the kind of shyness that wanted to ask for help but didn't know how to ask, she was stunned. Living.

"Put it on!" Tang Rou immediately took off her home clothes and put them on Ye Xiu.

"I'll go right away, Tang Rou, do you have..." Ye Xiu swallowed, and struggled to utter those curse-like words, "Sanitary napkins?"

Tang Rou suddenly realized, and immediately shifted her gaze from Ye Xiu's low-necked vest to between his legs: Well, the little white underwear.

The window in the living room was not closed properly, a gust of cold wind blew through, Ye Xiu's bare legs were trembling, Tang Rou even coughed twice: "I have, you wait!"

So after a while, Ye Xiu stood in the bathroom with a pair of unopened underwear in one hand and a pack of nighttime sanitary napkins in the other, his eyes were dead.

Master Ye Xiu, who has won three consecutive honors, never imagined that he would still have to learn how to use sanitary napkins in his lifetime.

Just when Ye Xiu was hesitating, there was a knock on the bathroom door, and Tang Rou asked outside, "Ye Xiu, do you want to try tampons?"

"What the hell is that!" Ye Xiu shouted.

"It's a built-in sanitary napkin. Blood won't flow out after it's inserted. It's clean and refreshing. My friend sent it from abroad. It's brand new, ultra-slim, and a new variety!"

Get in... get in... get in...

WTF!

"No!" Ye Xiu almost screamed.

Tang Rou felt a little regretful, it seemed that Ye Xiu was unwilling to try out the repo, the mouse was always so hard to find.Of course she didn't know that the soft girl across the door was actually a pure man at the core. If this could be successful, it would be too perverted!

When Ye Xiu came out of the bathroom with a pale face, Tang Rou immediately escorted him to her own room and stuffed him into the warm blanket: "You must have stained the sheets, sleep here with me first, menstrual periods are special Be careful not to catch the cold, your room will hurt if it’s too cold. I’ll make you a hot water bottle and wait.”

The hot water bottle came, and Tang Rou saw Ye Xiu curled up under the blanket, holding the hot water bottle with a look of lovelessness on her face, and couldn't help touching Ye Xiu's forehead lovingly: "Are you okay?"

"Blood... a lot of blood..." Ye Xiu muttered in a daze.

"I can't help it, I have to lose blood like this once a month. When you recover, I'll ask Guoguo to cook red dates for you. Be good." Seeing Ye Xiu's pity, Tang Rou comforted her.

"Blood, a lot of blood!" A hot stream flowed from an unspeakable place, Ye Xiu couldn't help clamping his legs, and muttered in panic and embarrassment, even the faint pain in his abdomen was forgotten.

Forgive him for being a man for 25 years, never knowing that he still has the tragic situation of bleeding between his legs, and this thing will happen once a month on average, about a week at a time.

This day is over.

Worse things were yet to come. Ye Xiuda, who had an irregular schedule and turned upside down day and night, didn't like to exercise and often ate instant noodles, took it for granted that he had a physical pain.

"It hurts..." Ye Xiu curled up on the bed with a pale face, hugging the hot water bottle, and didn't even have the strength to get up to play Glory.

When Chen Guo heard about it, he made ginger and brown sugar water and brought it to him. Ye Xiu sat on the bed and hugged the cup, sipping the scalding sweet and greasy hot drink one by one, with a stuffy expression on his face.

However, Chen Guo was still chattering there: "Tell you to go to bed early, and don't stay up late, you are disobedient. Do you know how to exercise more? Do aerobics with us every day, take a walk for half an hour after dinner, I guarantee you will be healthy next month." It doesn't hurt anymore."

Ye Xiu was overwhelmed by the magic sound, and moved uncomfortably. With just such a slight movement, he felt the blood rushing out, and he couldn't control it at all!

Ye Xiu didn't dare to move anymore, he drank the brown sugar water listlessly, puffed his cheeks and blew into the cup from time to time.After drinking all the brown sugar water, he felt that his condition was getting worse. The bouts of not-so-sharp but excruciating pain made him feel continuous blood loss.

The proprietress happily approved his menstrual leave and let him have a good rest.

Ye Xiu never imagined that he would still have a day to ask for menstrual leave, life is really unexpected.

Not knowing how his brother would react when he found out that his brother had become a sister, Ye Xiu thought about his brother's shocked face, and couldn't help laughing, this smile... the blood flowed more happily.

Later, Ye Xiu fell asleep in pain in a daze. It seemed that someone knocked on the door while he was half asleep. He squinted his eyes and asked impatiently, "Who is it?"

"A man named Huang Shaotian came to see you." Tang Rou said outside the door.

Ye Xiu struggled to get up, and said angrily, "Come in."

As soon as the door opened, the fully armed Huang Shaotian rushed in like a corgi who was just out for a walk: "Ye Qiu, Yeqiu, are you okay? I flew here specially to see you. The proprietress said you were sick, so you're okay." Bar?"

Tang Rou blocked Huang Shaotian at once, and pulled the quilt that had slid down onto Ye Xiu's body, covering everything below his neck.The proprietress was still watching closely outside the door, and if she found out that Huang Shaotian had done anything wrong, she would beat him out with a broom.

"Medicine... Painkiller..." Ye Xiu felt that he was quickly approaching Chairman Feng, opening and closing his mouth was all medicine.

"Do you have a fever? Your face is very pale. Do you know that you need to take antipyretics for fever and not take painkillers indiscriminately? How about I take you to the hospital and have an IV drip." Huang Shaotian didn't understand Ye Ye at all. Where is the pain at this time, Xiu said repeatedly.

"She came to the aunt, what kind of intravenous drip." Chen Guo couldn't bear his behavior of harassing the sick and weak women. "If you have this heart, why don't you go outside and buy some medicine!"

"Big big big big big big aunt?!" Huang Shaotian was stunned and almost jumped up.

Ye Xiu looked at him expressionlessly, and there was an inexplicable murderous look in his eyes.

"I, I, I, I'll go buy medicine!" Only then did Huang Shaotian realize that Ye Qiu was really different from before. He was no longer that dead otaku with a sarcastic face, but a fragrant, soft (crossed out) chested man. Big (/crossed out) girl!

She will also come to the big aunt!

On the way to the pharmacy, Huang Shaotian kept repeating a sentence floating in his mind: She will come to my aunt again!

Not long after, Huang Shaotian came back with a large bag of medicine, and started to introduce as soon as he entered the door: "This one, warms the palace, activates blood and eliminates pain, two packs a day to drink... this one... and this one..."

"Where's the painkiller?" The pale-faced Ye Xiu spat out four words with difficulty.

"Ah, that, the clerk told me not to buy painkillers because it's not good, you should drink this, two packs a day!" Huang Shaotian recalled the picture of the clerk praising his boyfriend for being so caring, showing a particularly silly smile .

Distraught by the pain, Ye Xiu felt an unknown fire burning from his abdomen to his heart. He angrily picked up the medicine bag and threw it into Huang Shaotian's arms, saying coldly, "Get out!"

"Huh?" Huang Shaotian had no idea what he had done to anger Ye Xiu.

"Get out!"

Tang Rou, who was watching coldly from the sidelines, stood up in due course and "invited" Huang Shaotian out of the room.

Huang Shaotian was holding a bag of medicine, squatting outside the door in a particularly aggrieved manner, what did he do wrong?

Eight,

Ye Xiu was in pain all day, and when night fell, he got up from the bed limply like a dehydrated vegetable, wrapped himself in thick clothes, and walked out of the room wearing a pair of furry rabbit slippers.

In the eyes of the proprietress, the scumbag ex-boyfriend No. [-], Huang Shaotian, hasn't left yet, and after Huang Shaotian swears and swears, she finally reluctantly believes that the glory god in front of her didn't do anything messy. The Yu base camp is thousands of miles away from here, if he really came all the way to Hangzhou to play with the girl's body and mind, it would be quite a struggle.

After figuring this out, the proprietress' mood improved a lot, and she allowed Huang Shaotian to wait for Ye Xiu while playing Glory in the high-end deluxe room on the second floor. Corgi's sympathy surged because of being kicked out of the house.

Seeing Ye Xiu staggering down the stairs, Chen Guo rushed up to help him up: "What are you doing down? Lie down!"

"I haven't played Glory for seventeen hours." Ye Xiu said angrily, "Except for the time when I was unconscious and sent to the emergency room with a high fever, I have never stopped playing Glory for such a long time!"

Chen Guo couldn't help being awed.

Immediately, she asked Ye Xiu gossipingly: "What's the relationship between you and Huang Shaotian? Why did he come all the way to Hangzhou to see you? Tell me, is he interested in you?"

Ye Xiu was speechless for a while, not long ago he was a pure man, if this is interesting to him... Isn't Huang Shaotian a gay?Since he is gay, how could he be interested in him now?Ye Xiu praised his own logic, and despised the proprietress' love brain.

"You're overthinking, we just played Glory together." Ye Xiu said.

"Oh~oh~" the proprietress's two ohs are very meaningful.

Ye Xiu didn't bother to talk to her, took Tang Rouwen's porridge and said thank you, and drank the porridge slowly.

"Where's Huang Shaotian?" Ye Xiu sipped the preserved egg