crush again

As the old saying goes, if the world is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided.Feng Shui takes turns, and the pillars of the aircraft take turns.

After Huo Yang capsized in the gutter, the next morning, wrapped in a quilt, he turned over half dead, opened his eyelids, and watched Ye Lang tear off the earphones and hang them around his neck rather gloomyly. on the table.

This scene seems familiar, but the situation is very different.

Last time he was the groom's official who had just finished his marriage, but this time he looked like a disgraced widow at the entrance of the village.

This kid did drink too much last night. He said he was sober or not, but he seemed quite sober when he said he was not. on, but not lightly on him.

Huo Yang took out his phone and took a look.The group of the Arts Department of the Student Union rushed to press the press release. Tomorrow, they will be busy with the freshman dance and the May Music Festival. In the afternoon, there are three professional courses on organizational behavior. In the seminar group he is in, only his project has not been completed... … He sighed in pain, and threw the phone away.

At this time, Ye Lang was standing in front of the table, looking at him hesitantly, Huo Yang thought that if he dared to say "replenish the body", he must be killed.

Ye Lang said carefully, "Danggui hen soup may be good for you."

"...I don't drink this." Huo Yang looked at him with dead eyes, "I'm going to have a B-ultrasound today, you spend money."

Ye Lang spread his hands innocently, "There were so many people last night, why did they touch my porcelain?"

"Have you never studied biology? You deserve it first."

"Okay." Ye Lang turned around suddenly, and after a while, he came back with a crumpled leaflet. Huo Yang was so angry that he just glanced at it, and roared: "Get out! Scumbag, get out!" Get out! What Bauhinia Women's Hospital, you still have this kind of leaflet?!"

"I saw it on the door of the dormitory last time, so I put it on the bookshelf." Ye Lang added fuel to the fire, "Your bookshelf."

Huo Yang kicked off the quilt, jumped up on the spot, stepped on a slipper and jumped to the side of his bookshelf, and sure enough he pulled out a stack of at least a dozen leaflets.He looked through, but he didn't see any advertisements for ordinary drinks and snack bars and tutoring classes. They were all carefully selected high-end products, such as belly dance clubs, naked riding clubs in the outer ring, how to get [-] yuan in the circle of friends, etc. A great lecture, and free prostate examination at the Andrology Hospital... It's really an eye-opener.

People who don't know about his bookshelf may be very suspicious of his private life and report it directly when they go out.

Huo Yang pinched the stack of leaflets expressionlessly, "It's okay to be a pervert, but to frame others, I don't understand that."

"Belly dancing and likes in Moments are for chubby, naked riding is for Second Cannon, prostate and abortion are what we leave for you..."

"And yours?"

"I've got money," he said calmly, "I don't need leaflets."

Huo Yang didn't come up in one breath, and almost died on the spot, "..."

——This is the first time I have seen such a powerful scumbag!

He was about to take off the slippers on his feet, but he heard Ye Lang say from behind: "You wrote half of the press release last night, and there are topics, um... I wrote it for you."

Huo Yang turned around abruptly and stared at him in shock, "What?"

This guy was leaning against the table, playing with his mobile phone nonchalantly, without looking up, "I read the documents sent in your group, and the press release has been sent to your minister. The topic of your group has been adopted by other group members The part I gave them, you can just show it in the afternoon."

"But weren't you drunk last night?" Just after Huo Yang finished speaking, another more serious question jumped into his mind, "No, how do you know my computer password?"

"It took an hour and a half to write it this morning." Ye Lang said, "The password is too mentally retarded. You should be glad that I didn't download or upload pictures on your computer."

Huo Yang looked at him, and he also looked at Huo Yang.The latter only felt that the face in front of him made him elated, immediately abandoned all moral integrity, and rushed towards him affectionately, "No more beatings. I will give birth to a calabash baby for you!"

Ye Lang, "..."

He put on a sexually indifferent face again without any sense of disobedience, and quickly dodged, Huo Yang knocked over the table directly, and watched as the angelica hen soup drenched his shorts into a rippable " plastic wrap".

God is God.

The hideous appearance of the great god is short-lived, but the appearance is long-lasting.

The Great God is a gift from God to the scumbags, teaching them to recognize the reality, setting an example for them, and always saving their lives at critical moments.

With such a flattering mentality, Huo Yang opened the account, wanting to see what kind of flamboyant Ye Lang has pretended to be with his account.He went into the group of the Ministry of Literature and Art, but was surprised to find that he had been banned, and frantically flipped through the chat records.

At [-]:[-], the chat bubble of the Minister of Literature and Art was filled with pink hearts: "Have you finished writing the press release, babies? It must be handed in before noon today~"

The officers either hadn't gotten up yet, or were guilty and silent, and no one responded anyway.

The minister then said: "It's okay to ignore me. But one less article will kill an officer~"

The hot-tempered deputy sneered: "Who is that! I saw you stealing my energy just now, pretending it doesn't exist? Everyone is a jerk. If they have time to play games, even the minister dare not reply?!"

As soon as these words came out, someone finally broke the silence.

"Huo Yang" replied: "I didn't write."

The group was silent for half an hour before someone passed the file in fear, and continued pretending to be a grandson after the pass.It wasn't until "Huo Yang" finished passing the document that a senior in the group broke the silence: "Your brother is so hardworking, you finished it so quickly? I heard that you seemed very busy last night, hahaha."

"Huo Yang" said: "I was studying last night."

Opening his eyes and talking nonsense to such an extent, he quickly blasted out the people who were hiding under the water. It can be seen that he is usually popular.Everyone joked, "What did you learn, knowledge of physiology and hygiene?"

"Meiyuan 107 gathers people to study, I have already reported it!"

"I was also at the cult site last night, and Huo Yang did learn the most seriously."

The atmosphere in the group became lively, especially when someone posted a black photo from last night, and the "hahahaha" that filled the screen finally warmed up the cold scene of someone just now.

At this time, the brother sent a photo.

Huo Yang knew that something was wrong at a glance.He has a photo album called "The Gay Club" in his mobile phone, and there is a photo of them going out to have a hot pot dinner. It was the ugliest time when everyone just finished military training.Everyone looks crazy. If they take it out, those who have a partner will become single, and those who have no partner will grow old. Once Huo Yang is oppressed, he will take it out and have fun.

Ye Lang's eyes are vicious enough, this is the one he posted.

All of a sudden the crowd erupted.After a short period of schadenfreude and panic and confusion, everyone turned their heads in unison, and exclamation marks filled the screen: "Huo Yang, my mother!!!!!!"

Of course, the minister is also in the photo, and the pink bubbles are submerged in the scolding.So he simply waited until everyone started queuing up to read "Kicked, Kicked, Kicked", and then said faintly: "@胡杨, everyone's press releases are contracted by you this semester. Do you have any comments?"

"Huo Yang" hadn't had time to speak, the deputy department quickly silenced his words.

The minister was very satisfied, "Okay. Then we will reluctantly forgive you, and don't do it again next time~ No, no, I will post a few more photos in the future to exchange feelings and exercise your ability~"

Huo Yang's hand holding the phone began to tremble.He watched the collective worship of all the scumbags trembling like this, swallowed, and quickly opened the multi-person chat in the research group.

At [-]:[-] this morning, "Huo Yang" sent the file.Team leader A: "You got up so early today? Wait for you to write this...I..."

Classmate B: "I rely on Freud..."

Classmate C: "I rely on the Hawthorne experiment..."

Classmate D: "I rely on the reference materials in English..."

"Huo Yang" said very concisely and modestly: "Write whatever you want."

Team leader A: "You are so awesome, I may not be able to introduce you when you are on stage."

"Huo Yang": "It's okay, I'll come."

Team Leader A, Classmate B, Classmate C, and Classmate D: "Strong men!!! As a group of relatives and friends, we will cheer for you in the afternoon!"

Ye Lang had just finished packing his backpack, and when he turned around, he found that Huo Yang was standing very close to him at some point, almost colliding with him, and the arm he hadn't retracted in time brushed his chest—this exhibitionist Always wear only pants to sleep.In the nick of time, as if he had been burned by something, his upper body retreated abruptly, and the soles of his feet had already slipped a big step.

"..."

"..."

The two of them stared at each other for a long time, but it was Ye Lang who lowered his eyes first.Ye Lang thought that he was going to play tricks, but he caught a glimpse of him holding up his mobile phone from the corner of his eye. He held back for a long time before saying, "You...damn, let's be a pillar again..."

He thought that his ears were not working well, so he raised his eyelashes in surprise again, "What?"

As soon as Huo Yang thought about the ins and outs of this matter, he was filled with grief and indignation. He had just finished calling the boy's father, and the next second he wanted to strangle him to death.He twisted out a sad and desolate face, "One semester's press release, and you have to write an English introduction project, why don't you just castrate me? Can't I let you do it again?"

Ye Lang seemed to want to open his mouth to say something, but with a roll of his eyes, he retracted what he was about to say. He regained his domineering temperament and shook his head coldly, "Think about it. Excuse me, I'm going to class."

"You don't care if you kill the bastard!" Huo Yang was completely angry, "You still want to run?"

Seeing that he couldn't get around him, Ye Lang made a fake move and dodged past the window. Huo Yang reflexively turned around and spread his arms to block the way.Seeing that the opponent wanted to force a breakthrough, Huo Yang completely relied on his instinct on the court, raised his hand, stepped on the ground, and made a light shooting motion——

But this is not the stadium.

But by the time Huo Yang reacted, it was too late.

His phone flew in a graceful arc... and was thrown straight out of the window.

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