I'm not popular, it's all your fault no matter what.

The most anticipated part of the anniversary festival has finally arrived.

Cui Yan was facing a big enemy. Although he knew the general direction after reading the script, he still felt a faint ominous smell.

Cui Yan: The anniversary festival is like a star reality show.

……you do not say.

The content of the game is random, and it is not written in the script... Wait, think about it, the script is useless!

"Scatter!~Then it's finally the last event! I believe the audience is looking forward to it too!" Mr. Jiecao obviously became excited. "There are four games selected this year. I don't know which one will win the prize?"

Mr. Lazy added: "This is drawn with the turntable next to me. It is absolutely fair and just, there is no black box."

"The first game: pokeygame——" when Mr. Jiecao said, the introduction of pokeygame was displayed on the big screen:

Put a pokey biscuit (a thin strip of biscuit) between two people, each participant bites one end, and then eats in the middle, the one who withdraws first loses—of course you don’t have to withdraw, The end result of not withdrawing is to kiss~

All in all, whether it is the same sex or the opposite sex playing this game, it will be very interesting. The former is full of affection and the latter is very ambiguous.

Cui Yan looked sideways at the rules of the game on the screen, feeling that the three views had collapsed.

...He knew for the first time that there was such a game.

no!He must stop it!Although there is only a 1/4 chance of choosing this game, Cui Yan has never believed in such things as probability, and only real numbers can reassure him.

So he immediately grabbed the tablet and started typing quickly——

[Wait a minute, I have objections, I can't play this game. 】

The interrupted Mr. Jiecao froze for a moment, then looked at Cui Yan—er, indeed, he was wearing a hood.

"Then you take off the hood, wouldn't it be fine?" the lazy gentleman said.

【it's out of the question. 】Cui Yan replied coldly.

So in the end, the game had to be banned, and many audience members expressed disappointment. Of course, what are they disappointed about... Buddha said it can't be said.

"This shy bastard..." Pei Qianling, who was also disappointed, murmured.

Of course, this resentment was clearly conveyed through the microphone.

Cui Yan: Hello.

"Okay, the first game was rejected by the cooking smoke, so let's draw from the remaining three games." Mr. Jiecao said, and at the same time, Mr. Lazy removed the sign that said pokeygame on the turntable.

"Then, the remaining three games are—" Mr. Jiecao read out one by one.

These three are quite normal, and the normal ones are even unbelievable.

Finally the turntable stops, and the final game is - Monopoly? !

Pei Qianling didn't show it on the surface, but her heart was pounding: No, how could she choose such a "pure and harmless" game according to the style of cakes? ? ?

There must be fraud in it! !

Cui Yan also didn't show it on the face (if he wanted to show it, he couldn't show it), but he was still ringing the alarm in his heart: the sense of crisis has not subsided, but it has become stronger!

The two hosts looked at each other, and then put on a smiling face: "I didn't expect this game to be Monopoly..."

"Compared with previous years, will it be too plain?" The lazy gentleman said.

"Who knows, anyway, go to the chessboard first!" The voice fell, and a table was raised in front of each up master. The table was made of a touch screen, and the touch screen was connected to the big screen, and the pictures on it would be synchronized on the big screen. play.

The screen lights up, and the very familiar Monopoly game interface appears... But why are there a few small words "Ethics Version" under the logo? !

Before the up owner could express his doubts, the screen had already entered the character selection interface.

There are four characters in total, namely the priest, the cowherd, the witch, and the nun... By the way, what the hell are these? !When can Monopoly choose a character? ? ?

Seeing everyone's doubts, Mr. Jiecao explained: "This is a new version of Monopoly developed by our G station. It will be officially released in January. You can pre-order it now, and it only costs 35 soft sister coins~"

Audience: Wucao, the ad was caught off guard, wait for me to do a wave of shamelessness!

At this time, Cui Yan was checking the character's attributes, and found that female characters could not be chosen by himself.

He thought about it, judging by the urgency of this anniversary festival so far... So when the host announced that he would start choosing a role, his first reaction was to grab the priest.

Wen Guangbo, who was late, tried to click and found that the priest had also become unavailable, so the only character he could use was the Cowherd...

Senior, you are really relentless.

In desperation, Wen Guangbo looked at the description of the role of Cowherd.

【Cowherd】

Initial integrity value: 100

Passive skill: masculine charm (this skill is only effective for women and gays)

...what the hell.

Take another look at the father's panel.

【Father】

Initial integrity value: 9999

Passive skill: Faith (every roll of the dice has a certain chance to clear the negative buff on the body)

At this time, Wen Guangbo realized that the value of this morality is roughly equal to the currency in the morality version of Monopoly.

...It really sucks.

Facing Wen Guangbo's accusing eyes, Cui Yan quietly pointed to Miao Tiantian.

The opponent failed to grab the nun, so he chose the witch, but the initial moral value was -9999

Wen Guangbo: ... [Candle]

"Because of time constraints, the rules of the game this time are that the up who completes the lap first is the winner! And will get the gift ♂ specially prepared by us~" Mr. Jiecao winked at them.

So amidst the joy and sorrow of several families, Mr. Lazy announced the start of the game with his sleepy voice.

First of all, he started to roll the dice. Cui Yan was the first to roll, and the electronic dice spun on the screen, and finally stopped, finally showing a red 6.

So the priest started to walk out from his initial location—the church, until he stopped at the sixth grid, and a line of text slowly appeared on the blank grid——

[When I went out, I was kissed by a moron, my integrity value was -200, and I started to press the z key to break away from the moron]

Cui Yan: Meow meow? ? ?

Mr. Jiecao: "Here I have to introduce the punishment mechanism of this game. When encountering an incident, there will be a small game attached. If you fail, you must accept the interesting small game~"

Up masters: I don't find it interesting to hear your tone, thank you!

But because Cui Yan was stunned for a moment, he hit one step too late and failed to break free.

[System: Failed to break free, the priest was kissed and bent by a moron, morality value -1000]

Cui Yan: ...the car overturned.

Barrage: What the hell is the fog and grass bending? 2333333

Looking at the character's head, there is already an extra buff, and the name seems to be [Fayer].

...I can't complain anymore.

However, remembering that the priest's passivity is that every time he rolls the dice, there is a chance to clear the negative effects on his body. Cui Yan calmly thought that he would just wait for the roll of the dice to finish, when he suddenly felt someone pat on the shoulder.

Smiling gentleman of integrity: "Well, Yanda, did you forget to accept punishment?~"

[What punishment] Cui Yan stood up, then looked at the big screen, a turntable appeared on it, the turntable turned and turned, and finally stopped.

[Punishment: Please imitate the actions of the characters on this screen]

Then start playing a scene.

The exciting music played, and a guy with egg eyes in a three-color tights faced the camera, and then he took a step forward, then raised one hand to his chest and put the other straight on it, and said "Cha ——” After the sound, the raised arm actually sent out white rays! !

Cui Yan petrified.

"Smoke is big, you have to comply with the rules of the game, and you are willing to gamble and admit defeat." The lazy gentleman returned a sympathetic look.

"Okay, then let's ask Chu Yanda to imitate the clip just now for us! Music!" Mr. Jiecao said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Altman's passionate background music sounded.

Cui Yan has already forgotten how he made that action in front of countless audiences in Ultraman's BGM...

Returning to his seat in a daze, Cui Yan only felt his shame level exploded, his San value kept dropping, and his face was still burning red.

And the barrage is already going crazy:

[Fog Grass hahahahaha is booming, in a trance, help me, I'm about to die! ! 】

【Oh my god, I'm about to suffer from embarrassment _(:з」∠)_ By the way, how are you, Yanda! 】

[Hahahahahaha I really want to see Yanda's expression! ! 】

[Upstairs +1 said that although I can't see Yan Da's expression, I always feel that there is an unlovable breath emanating from him [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]]

【The high-cold image of the smoke...【Candle】】

[Speaking of which, have you found that Yanda is really as short as the radio said? [laughs]]

If possible, Cui Yan would like to cover his face now.

Forcibly calming down, Cui Yan looked at the three of them.

...It can't make him so humiliated by himself.

The remaining three up masters: suddenly felt a chill behind

So the next game was spent in the mutual harm of the up masters, and then experienced the out-of-control broadcast pole dance, Qianyi Yiye's performance in the second grade, Meow playing as a caterpillar every day, etc. After the shameful play, the victory is finally It fell on Cui Yan's head.

Cui Yan said that the champion can't make up for his hurt heart, okay? [Goodbye]

The anniversary festival ended amidst waves of applause, and Cui Yan was finally able to take off the enderman's hood. To be honest, it was a bit boring.

"Cui Yan, why don't we play a little bit in City W, how about going back tomorrow." Pei Qianling looked forward to holding the promotional poster about the amusement park in City W that he didn't know when.

"Take me one!! Please Yanda take me, take me!!!" Pancake immediately rushed out of the backstage and ran to the two of them.

"Broadcaster, are you coming too?" Pei Qianling turned to look at Wen Guangbo, Miao Tiantian had already gone to catch the train because of something, so she couldn't come.

"Well, take a look at this." Wen Guangbo frowned, and turned his phone towards them.

Above is a Weibo.

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@拍空大耳_G Station V: I was really looking forward to meeting you at the anniversary festival, but it was in vain for me to rehearse so hard, but in the end I was taken advantage of, sad, sad! [image.jpg]

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The picture shows a head wrapped in many gauzes.

And the following comments are obviously in rhythm, many fans have expressed their distress and many people who don't know the truth have started to smoke.

The old and transparent Cui Yan who has always stayed away from the insiders: ... —

Pei Qianling bumped him with her elbow: "Hey, big brother, how does it feel to be involved in a tear for the first time?"

Cui Yan glared at her.

The author has something to say: the next chapter will be a little tearful 23333

The scumbag author will not be in class tomorrow weekend, so there should be more _(:з」∠)_

PS: The writing in this chapter is really nonsense, because I was so excited when I saw the plot of my beloved Xiaozheng in the tutor and my favorite Fran was about to appear on the stage before typing, which caused me to be out of state when writing... I am guilty orz