Serving Master Tianshi

"Haha..." The words and deeds could not help laughing, and after laughing enough, he explained to Li Nan: "Stepping stone, madam, it's time to get on the sedan chair."

"..." Li Nan endured the palpitations and slowly stepped on it. The soles of the shoes rubbed against the eyeballs and made a tingling sound. He felt that he was stepping on the ice. Between the posterior molars.

He hurriedly got into the sedan chair, took advantage of the hi cloth around the wing room, raised his hijab, took off his size 42 oversized embroidered shoes, and rubbed his frozen toes.

The sedan chair is very spacious, and there are snacks and drinks on both sides. It smells like the soul is about to go out of the body, which is indescribably weird.After Li Nan rubbed it twice, the sedan chair set off with another long and sharp cry, and it moved very steadily. This reminded Li Nan of the eight-carried sedan chair in the book, and he wanted to get out of the sedan chair with great interest. He turned his head to look, and was afraid that his behavior would be impolite.

Outside, he rode a tall horse in a chic manner, thinking about slowing down to drive the horse to synchronize with the sedan chair. He opened the curtain to give some instructions, but he saw the handsome and coquettish bride sitting inside Picking feet like crazy.

"..."

The two were relatively silent, and after a while, Li Nan gritted his teeth and said, "This ghost's body is too cold, his feet are about to freeze off... But why is it okay if I touch Bai Wuchang's hand?"

"It's been said that they are ghosts and gods... To put it simply, with the official work establishment of the underworld, we can communicate and touch."

"Then why did you find—"

"You asked Master Bai Wuchang to step on your feet? The Five Emperors and Ten Palaces would not dare to do that, okay?"

Li Nan didn't know what the Five Emperors and Ten Halls were, "Then don't step on your feet."

"Then you, a bride, jumped up and down in front of the sedan chair?"

"..."

Li Nan's eyes were attracted by the ghosts on both sides of the road. Their wedding party had already reached the avenue of the underworld. There were no festive suonas, firecrackers or beating drums, but row after row of floating ghosts and shadows. Howling ghostly, seems to be crying but also seems to be laughing.

Xueyue climbed up to the top, noticed Li Nan's gaze in words and deeds, and comforted him in a good voice: "It's because we don't understand that we feel scared. In fact, these ghosts should all come to join in the fun. Do you understand the trouble?"

"I understand, but the impact of the picture is too great..." As if people knew that the will-o'-the-wisp is a phosphorescent fire, but still couldn't help being afraid, Li Nan suddenly thought that there are all these ghosts, and he is still getting married in the underworld, and the will-o'-the-wisp is real Is it just phosphorus fire?

"Then don't watch it." Yan Xingyan lowered the curtain, and there was a sound of a horse neighing outside the sedan chair. Li Nan realized that Yan Xingyan was riding a horse and running to the front of the team. He put on his shoes and behaved properly. Sit upright.

After a while, the sedan chair was heavy and arrived at the place.

Words and deeds opened the car curtain, and signaled him to put the hijab back with his hands. Li Nan quickly followed suit. He had already made up his mind to jump off the car in order to avoid freezing his feet again, but his outstretched hand was just caught With words and deeds, the man grabbed Li Nan's waist, and with a gentle swipe, he carried him off the sedan chair.

The cries of ghosts became louder for a while, like a draft whizzing by in a gloomy narrow alley, just like those booing crowds in the world, Li Nan said dumbfoundedly: "Mr. "My wife and your husband are welcome."

"I'm not yet of age, what happened tonight—"

"Don't worry, I'm not an adult either, we just chat under the quilt."

"I'll just dawdle, I won't go in."

"I just want to hug you too, and I can't do anything."

"Puha..." Bai Wuchang laughed with his tongue trembling, and found that the newcomers were all facing him, so he quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't worry about me, you can continue."

He didn't want to continue the banquet of words and deeds, so he turned to talk to Li Nan about the next process: "Take your left foot to step over, the doorstep is very high, be careful... We are going to the Yanfu Hall to pay homage. Before that, the officiant - also That is, my ancestors will give a speech, and then they can lift the hijab, and then the judge will give a speech as a witness..."

"Witnesses? Is this an ancient wedding or a modern wedding? ... Or is it more appropriate to use a witness?"

"...According to what you say, we have to change our name to Judge Dagui? As for the ceremony, it is roughly a combination of ancient and modern. In the end, we will drink the Hebei wine, that is, the cup of wine. This is the most important thing. It must be finished, and the ceremony is complete. Then Going down, there will be a game of grabbing paper money, and the prizes include one time for cheating, one time for resurrection, and one time for dreaming..."

"Stop! Stop!!" Li Nan said that he didn't want to know, and he didn't want to play anyway.

All the way, Li Nan could only see the toes of his shoes and the bright red carpet. When the speech and deeds in front of him stopped, he knew that he had reached the hall, and the voice of the ghost master sounded at this moment. very young.

He first thanked everyone for their visit, and then he was honored to invite Mr. Bai Wuchang to officiate the wedding ceremony for the younger generation of the Yan family. His speech was very short, and he seemed to be a good leader.Li Nan was in a good mood, thinking that the ceremony would end soon, but his naive thoughts were quickly fooled by Bai Wuchang's series: kneeling, bowing, rising, kneeling, kowtowing, flattening....

The agreed one worship to the heaven and earth, the second worship to the high hall, the husband and wife worship each other, and sending them to the bridal chamber turned into worship until Li Nan had a sore back and a sore back. It was like [-] leapfrogs and squats. When covering his head, Li Nan, who once regained his light, couldn't believe it, it was over.

On the high hall, a young man sat in a chair. Although he was the elder of the speaker, his face was only slightly similar to that of the banquet. After all, there were too many generations in between. Li Nan racked his brains to barely count.

On the other side, where the elders of Li's family belonged, there was a ghost in the form of nothingness sitting, and another standing beside it. Li Nan recognized that this was his great-grandfather, and the standing one was his grandfather.

The great-grandfather is 20 years old, and the grandfather is in his 40s. At first glance, it looks like he is sitting upside down.Li Nan didn't expect to see grandpa again, and smiled from the bottom of his heart. Although grandpa had a pale and expressionless dead face, judging by the way his foggy limbs were about to evaporate, his excited heart No less than Li Nan.

Bai Wuchang retreated to the side, and the middle position was replaced by a man with a pen on his waist. He opened the dark blue notebook in his left hand, "Hey, let me just say a few words..."

These two simple sentences made the feast of words and deeds fall asleep directly, and Li Nan also drooped his eyelids and wanted to unscrew the judge's mouth. The ancestors seized the time to hurry back and continue queuing up to reincarnate, only Ghost Master Yan was the one who could sit still, and he looked like a ghost who was going to make big things happen.

It can be heard that the judge really likes to speak, and at the end of the speech, he said that he can find him for similar things in the future.

Don't talk about asking him to be a witness, I'm afraid there will be no one who invites him to participate.

Li Nan stretched a little under the wedding dress, turned around and saw a beautiful woman walking forward with a tray, and the judge poured the wine himself and handed it to the two newcomers.

"This is the little guy who can drink the old woman's water?" The woman looked young and beautiful, but her words were old-fashioned. Li Nan realized that this was Granny Meng herself, and couldn't help but take a few more glances. Unexpectedly, he suddenly blocked his sight with his hand, and said coldly, "Drink it up, don't cast your eyes randomly."

"...?" Li Nan was inexplicably affected by the coldness of the feast of words and deeds, and reached out to exchange a glass with him. The wine in the glass exuded a very indescribable smell, and the color was also a strange purple. Nan still drank the wine very well.

Granny Meng took back the wine glass very happily, and made a concluding remark: "This is the wine Master Yan Gui begged from Lord Zhong Kui, and the Lord Judge will hand it over to you personally. After drinking this wine, your souls will be completely connected. Remember, five Within a year, don't leave the other party more than one kilometer away. If you come here after five years, Master Zhong Kui will relieve your soul."

This is the first time Li Nan heard of this additional condition. Judging from the reaction of words and deeds, he just found out. He asked, "What will happen if it exceeds?"

"What else, you have to suffer." Granny Meng stood next to Bai Wuchang holding a plate, and the two melon seed-loving ghosts began to eat melon seeds, each with one hand, muttering that there are very few opportunities in the world to burn melon seeds in the underworld. This time, with the light of the wedding, I must have a good time.

Li Nan can't communicate with his great-grandfather and grandfather now, he can only watch the two ghosts stop in front of him, and those two pairs of dull and distracted eyes looked at Li Nan respectively for a long while, and the two ghosts stopped staying. Qi Qi went out.

"Maybe I can play a game and win them a dream reward. Grandpa should miss Mom very much." After arriving in the bridal chamber, Li Nan sat on the bed and had a whim, and the feast of words and deeds was led by the hateful Bai Wuchang and Meng Po Eating melon seeds, the two of them had already changed back to their previous clothes. He patted the melon seed shells on his pants and said, "No need, they're all dead, so why bother to cling to the past, when it's their turn to reincarnate, losing memory will be a new life." life."

Speaking of this, Li Nan asked suspiciously: "My great-grandfather has been dead for so many years, why hasn't he been reincarnated yet?"

"Do you really think that I will be a good man again in 20 years? 200 years is about the same. There are too many ghosts queuing up, so wait slowly."

"Would a ghost wait for his lover to come down on the Naihe Bridge and reincarnate together?"

"Not too many. There were too many ghosts waiting on the Naihe Bridge a few years ago, and the bridge almost collapsed. The King of Hades was furious, and fed those foolish ghosts to Mengpo soup."

"Oh?" Li Nan sat down next to Yanyan with great interest, and Yanyan also talked about rising, "Because there are so many ghosts in the underworld now, and there are many ghosts wandering in the world who don't want to reincarnate. As long as they don't disturb the living, Black impermanence doesn't matter much, let them go.

The underworld is not mandatory, so it can only be managed temporarily by our celestial masters. If you can't kill them, you can only drive them to a place where no one is there. The best way is to lure them to the road to hell.In most cases, there will be no troubles, because the main reason why ghosts stay in the world is that they are reluctant to part with their relatives, and at most, family members are dragged into dreams by them.

Ghosts basically don't go looking for people they don't know, that's why I always thought you were related to the girl in the piano room, but I didn't expect you to be a descendant of Tengen, and the girl was lured here by you.

By the way, I lied to you before, I can take you out of the dream if you can’t achieve the ghost’s wish, it’s because I want to fulfill the girl’s wish and accumulate evil virtues, I’m afraid you won’t like it, so I lied to you that only the obsession can be fulfilled method. "

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※

I wish everyone a happy 6.1, no matter how old you are, you have to celebrate Children's Day!

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: cynosure, 1 flashlight ball;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

2 bottles of Xiao Xiaoyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!